In this game-ified version of speed dating, the "Las Culturistas" podcast hosts ask each other about their preferences in a partner. See besties Bowen and Matt interview each other one at a time with juicy first date questions that'll determine their compatibility. Are they a good match for each other? Take a look!
Director: Jameer Pond
Director of Photography: Mar
Talent: Matt Rogers, Bowen Yang
Producer: Madison Coffey
Line Producer: Jen Santos
Associate Producer: Rafael Vasquez
Production Manager: James Pipitone
Production Coordinator: Tania Jones
Talent Booker: Keaton Bell
Camera Operator: Jack Belisle
Gaffer: David Djaco, Niklas Moller
Audio Engineer: Sean Paulsen
Production Assistant: Erica Jordan, Rowmel Findley
Director: Jameer Pond
Director of Photography: Mar
Talent: Matt Rogers, Bowen Yang
Producer: Madison Coffey
Line Producer: Jen Santos
Associate Producer: Rafael Vasquez
Production Manager: James Pipitone
Production Coordinator: Tania Jones
Talent Booker: Keaton Bell
Camera Operator: Jack Belisle
Gaffer: David Djaco, Niklas Moller
Audio Engineer: Sean Paulsen
Production Assistant: Erica Jordan, Rowmel Findley
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00:00 - Do you suck toes?
00:01 - There's nothing like putting a toe in your mouth
00:03 and both simultaneously looking at each other's eyes
00:06 and realizing it's not for you at the same time.
00:08 (upbeat music)
00:11 - Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang,
00:14 you are about to speed date each other.
00:16 You will ask each other first date questions
00:18 until you're asked to stop.
00:20 You will be given 90 seconds each round to do so.
00:22 You must be completely honest with each other.
00:25 Good luck.
00:26 - This will be the first time
00:27 where we're really truly honest.
00:29 (laughing)
00:30 - Oh, hello. - Thank you so much.
00:31 - Them.
00:32 - Thank you, them.
00:33 I love this restaurant, by the way.
00:35 - Yeah, it's really good.
00:36 I've been hearing about it.
00:36 Five stars. - Five stars.
00:38 (upbeat music)
00:41 Would you let your pet stay in the room,
00:43 and I'm just reading what's on the card,
00:45 while you're shagging?
00:47 - I have had a pet in the bed with me while I was shagging.
00:51 You know which pet.
00:52 - Which pet?
00:53 Bailey? - Jane.
00:54 - Jane.
00:55 - She was doing this.
00:57 (laughing)
00:59 The dog was sitting on the edge of the bed, just like.
01:01 - Judging, or a turn on?
01:02 - I think because the animal wasn't mine,
01:05 it was my boyfriend at the time.
01:06 I think she was like, "You're fucking my man."
01:09 (laughing)
01:10 - You're fucking my daddy.
01:11 - You're fucking my daddy.
01:12 - Uh-huh.
01:12 - And I'm right here, girl.
01:14 I can see it all.
01:15 - I haven't been fed in six days.
01:16 - But I was eating.
01:17 - Ooh.
01:18 - Period. - Period.
01:19 - Oh, he's gonna hate this.
01:21 Okay, rank my exes without naming names.
01:26 I'm gonna say that there are three.
01:27 - There's three.
01:28 - In last place is a guy who I really did not.
01:32 - Stop!
01:33 - Did not care for.
01:35 It's fine.
01:36 And then, oh my God.
01:37 I haven't seen him in a while, but I love him so much.
01:39 But I'm gonna say this one.
01:42 - Yeah.
01:43 - This is a saxophone. - It looks like a big dick.
01:44 - No, this is a saxophone.
01:45 - Not no.
01:46 - Not no, though.
01:47 - And then is number one, our beloved.
01:49 - Our beloved.
01:50 - Describe him.
01:51 - He's got curly hair.
01:52 - Yes.
01:53 - A very talented director.
01:54 He's so funny.
01:55 He is the most hyperbolic individual.
01:57 He says any song that he listens to,
01:59 he says is the best song of all time.
02:00 - Yeah, and he loves Taylor.
02:01 - And he loves Taylor.
02:02 - And we forgive the one that's on the bottom, too.
02:03 We forgive.
02:05 - Sure.
02:06 - We forgive, we forgive, but we never let it go!
02:09 Taylor Swift.
02:10 (upbeat music)
02:13 - Rank Taylor Swift's eras.
02:15 - This is gonna take up the whole 90 seconds.
02:16 - It sure would.
02:17 - I'll go in backwards order.
02:18 - This is hot.
02:19 - Debut, you know, she was just introducing herself.
02:23 - I think she would agree.
02:23 - I love the Speak Now era.
02:25 - Fair.
02:26 - Lover.
02:27 I have listened to Revisited, it's phenomenal.
02:29 Then I'm gonna say--
02:30 - More on that later.
02:31 - Fearless.
02:32 - Fearless, good.
02:33 - Then I'm gonna say Red.
02:35 No!
02:35 - You're ranking Midnight over Red?
02:37 - No, no, no.
02:38 - This is why you shouldn't have gone backwards.
02:38 - Then I'm gonna do Midnight.
02:39 - Okay.
02:40 - Then I'm gonna do Evermore.
02:41 - Yeah, well.
02:42 - Then I'm gonna do Red.
02:43 - Okay.
02:44 - Then I'm gonna do Folklore, then I'm gonna do,
02:46 number one is Reputation.
02:47 - Number one is Reputation.
02:48 This is gonna work out.
02:49 - Who is your favorite real housewife of all time?
02:52 - Of all time?
02:53 Of all time?
02:54 - It's really hard.
02:55 - Dolores Catania.
02:56 - Dolores?
02:57 - Yeah, from New Jersey.
02:58 - Why?
02:59 I did not expect you to say that.
03:00 - Because when I watch her, she takes me home.
03:01 - But does she fulfill the superlative of best?
03:05 Oh, I guess it's favorite, I'm sorry.
03:06 - It's favorite, you know what I mean?
03:08 It's about personal tastes.
03:09 That's just, when you said you're Taylor Swift-erous,
03:11 I didn't say one thing.
03:13 - You raised your eyebrow a couple times.
03:14 - Just, and you raised your voice
03:17 when I said Dolores Catania.
03:18 - Okay.
03:19 Do an impression of me for all to see.
03:22 - Bowen Yang is like, "All right, okay."
03:26 He's sort of like, Bowen Yang is Bowen Yang.
03:30 Bowen Yang.
03:31 Like he's Yang.
03:32 Like he likes a hard eye.
03:33 Sometimes, like, you put a little bit of,
03:35 you have a little bit of a lisp.
03:37 - Uh-huh.
03:37 - Yeah, I don't notice my lisp, but then--
03:39 - Yeah, I don't notice my lisp.
03:41 [laughing]
03:42 [upbeat music]
03:44 - Biggest red flag you let pass because someone was hot.
03:47 - One time I hooked up with someone,
03:49 and after I hooked up with them,
03:50 they said, "Can we take a selfie?"
03:51 - I've had that happen to me before the hookup,
03:55 and I was like--
03:56 - Hot and horny.
03:57 - If I say no, then does it make it weird?
03:59 But then him asking makes it weird no matter what.
04:02 - Maybe he has a humiliation kink,
04:04 and he wanted you to say, "No, fucking idiot."
04:08 - "You're a loser."
04:09 And then you guys have passionate lovemaking,
04:11 which is what every Grindr hookup is.
04:13 - Passionate lovemaking.
04:15 Do you suck toes?
04:17 - You know what?
04:18 I'm gonna be honest.
04:19 I was hooking up with someone during the pandemic,
04:21 and I went to put their toe in my mouth,
04:25 and there's nothing like putting a toe in your mouth
04:28 and both simultaneously looking at each other's eyes
04:31 and realizing it's not for you at the same time.
04:33 'Cause I don't yuck any yums,
04:35 but then we'll be sucking no--
04:36 - If we dated IRL,
04:39 perish the thought.
04:41 What's something I do that would get on your nerves?
04:44 - Bowen has this thing where he,
04:46 when he calls an Uber or a Lyft,
04:48 he runs into the street to wave it down.
04:51 And it just drives me crazy 'cause I'm like,
04:53 he knows where we are, he's gonna pull over.
04:55 But Bowen likes to--
04:56 - Some of these drivers don't know where we are.
04:58 - I understand, but you have to give them
04:59 benefit of the doubt just because when it comes to traffic,
05:02 I don't like to see you run into traffic.
05:04 And I can tell you that if we were dating,
05:06 this would drive me nuts!
05:09 (upbeat music)
05:12 - F. Mary, Kill, The Grinch, Scrooge, and Santa.
05:16 - F. The Grinch.
05:17 - For sure.
05:18 - Because there's a song that you sing
05:19 called "Hottest Female Up In Whoville."
05:20 - Yes. - It's sort of about that.
05:22 Mary, Santa.
05:25 - Rich. - 'Cause it has
05:26 his own business.
05:27 - Access to the world.
05:28 - He only travels once a year.
05:30 Every other night, he's with me.
05:32 - 100% girl.
05:32 - And then Kill, Scrooge.
05:34 'Cause he, like, this is the thing about a Christmas Carol,
05:37 not a guarantee that he's a changed man after that.
05:40 He probably goes right back to being a fucking asshole.
05:43 - 'Cause people don't change.
05:44 - People don't change.
05:45 - Choose one.
05:46 - Okay.
05:47 - "All I Want For Christmas Is You" by Mariah Carey.
05:48 - Okay.
05:49 - "Underneath The Tree" by Kelly Clarkson.
05:50 - Sure.
05:51 - "Santa Tell Me" Ariana Grande.
05:53 - There's like one answer here,
05:54 which is "All I Want For Christmas Is You" by Mariah.
05:56 But I'll say, because I feel like that song
05:58 has had its cultural moment,
06:00 I'm gonna choose "Underneath The Tree" by Kelly Clarkson.
06:02 It's very hard to, but you said choose one.
06:05 And so therefore I have to say,
06:06 I'm gonna give it to my girl, Kelly, "Underneath The Tree,"
06:08 just because I feel like it deserves to level up.
06:11 - Yeah, great answer.
06:12 - Do I give elf, Santa, or reindeer?
06:16 - Ooh, this is a great question.
06:18 I'm gonna say you give reindeer, Rudolph.
06:21 - (gasps) Are you dragging my nose?
06:23 - I'm not dragging your nose.
06:24 - Well then why am I like Rudolph
06:27 and not like the other ones? - Because you're the star.
06:29 - Oh, that's so kind.
06:30 - I think I'm just dragging your nose.
06:32 He was a huge star. - He definitely became a star.
06:34 Well, I think what Rudolph didn't understand
06:36 in the very beginning is that what makes you different
06:38 makes you special. - Yeah.
06:39 - And I think that I wanna thank you for saying that
06:42 because for so many years of my life,
06:43 I didn't understand that all the ways in which I'm different
06:46 is the ways in which I'm special.
06:48 (dramatic music)
06:51 - How was your date?
06:52 - It was good.
06:53 I think it went really well.
06:55 He seems really nice.
06:57 We didn't eat anything.
06:59 So I think the circumstances were also a little bizarre.
07:03 - So the restaurant sucked.
07:04 He really was able to fill that sort of void
07:08 of no food and no cocktails with a lot of personality.
07:11 He was definitely really cute.
07:13 - He made me do a lot of emotional labor
07:15 and rank Taylor Swift eras.
07:19 - When he said that Midnight's was better than Red,
07:21 I was like, check please.
07:24 - It was a huge turnoff that he couldn't
07:26 do an impression of me.
07:28 - Bowen Yang, Bowen Yang.
07:30 Like he's Yang.
07:31 He doesn't have an understanding of my essence
07:34 and I'm hurt.
07:37 (laughing)
07:40 - He was immediately critical of my love
07:42 for Dolores Catania and even raised his voice.
07:46 And we were in a restaurant.
07:47 - Dolores Catania.
07:50 - Dolores?
07:50 - Dolores.
07:52 - The way that he was so nasty to me was a big turnoff.
07:56 - On a scale of one to 10,
07:58 I would give it a 7.4.
08:02 So you can't round it up to an eight.
08:04 - I would give it a 10.4.
08:07 You round it down to a 10.
08:08 (upbeat music)