El Presidente | Pizza Reviews
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00:19 Alright, pizza review time. Palazzo da Pizza, Detroit style pizza.
00:23 Austin, you didn't tell me. So these guys were in Dozo, who I believe passed away.
00:28 Please tell me the story. He said he passed away and they laughed heartily.
00:31 I didn't know what to do. I froze. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:33 That's awesome, man.
00:34 He was your partner here.
00:35 Yeah, alright. So now I'm setting the bar. Yeah. Right, I know. He passed away.
00:39 Now I'm joking, but I don't know what to do. Do I laugh or not?
00:43 Until he passed away, a big hearty laugh.
00:45 But Detroit Pizza Company, they sent me a frozen pizza from Gold Belly.
00:48 Superb. The sauce is separate than the pizza.
00:51 And then, they also, I went to the actual spot. Amazing.
00:56 If you like Detroit style pizza, this is as good as it gets.
00:59 So I have high hopes. And this looks exactly, this to me, so what did we do last time?
01:05 Where, what was the place we just did? Sicily. That looked Sicilian.
01:09 This to me is exactly like our security, our mic, he's like, what is Detroit style?
01:14 That's what it looks like. The little dopples of sauce, cheese around it, in the pan.
01:19 The caramelized cheese is what does it. Light.
01:23 What you gotta beat is like an offense alignment.
01:27 And I'm not talking these fat, slow slobs from Ohio.
01:30 I'm talking Michigan, lighting your feet, pulling guards.
01:33 You know, we don't need signals. Listen, you don't need Conor Stallion's signals
01:37 when you're just basically doing student body left, student body right,
01:41 running it up their face for fucking 75 yards.
01:44 What signals do you have to know for that? None.
01:47 That's what you need, an offense alignment type pizza here.
01:50 All right, so one bite, everyone knows the rules, dapple.
01:53 This is what a Detroit style textbook should look like.
01:56 I bet I loved it. I love Detroit. I love Detroit Pizza Company.
02:00 His cousin who died, not funny, but he laughed.
02:03 One bite, everyone knows the rules.
02:06 Yeah.
02:08 I said this about Detroit Pizza Company, style pizza company.
02:17 I'm not even saying it. I'm saying about this, Randazzo.
02:20 No, not Randazzo. Palazzo, the pizza.
02:24 Randazzo is RIP, not funny, but he laughed because I guess time has passed.
02:29 Or maybe that's just a thing.
02:32 This is as good a Detroit style as you're going to have.
02:35 Textbook Detroit style. I'm going 7.9 on this.
02:42 I don't give 8s for Detroit style, ever.
02:45 This is as good, if you like Detroit style, this is where you come.
02:50 Period. End of story.
02:52 All right, there it is. Review of Palazzo, the pizza, great Detroit style.
02:55 And that's what it should look like. That's what it should look like.
02:58 That's the review.
03:00 (whooshing)
03:02 (whooshing)