El Presidente | Pizza Reviews
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00:00If anyone should be doing this review with you, it's me.
00:22Why's that?
00:23Listen, I've been your biggest fan since day one.
00:24Okay.
00:25Okay?
00:26I message you all the way, real quick, before we do this.
00:27Well, I'm already doing it.
00:28Oh, it's a lie?
00:29Well, yeah.
00:30We come out, I get the pizza, I do it.
00:31Fuck it.
00:32So you invite yourself to the pizza?
00:33I was here first.
00:34Oh, you're right.
00:35I thought I'd go pick up my pizza.
00:36Anyways, it's Yes Cafe.
00:37What's your name?
00:38I don't know.
00:39Cristiano.
00:40Cristiano.
00:41We just met a second ago.
00:42You know, by the way, that there's no such thing as coincidence in the universe?
00:43No such thing as coincidence in the universe?
00:57Everything happens by divine providence.
00:58You're crazy.
00:59You're saying it, and then we get in the water.
01:00It seems like we're in heaven or something.
01:01Oh!
01:02I like that.
01:03I do.
01:04And see?
01:05Are you a practicing Jew?
01:06I know I'm a Jew.
01:07But he's a man of God.
01:08So you can appreciate it.
01:09Yeah, he is.
01:10But see, when I'm hanging out around, probably so many Italians who don't eat pizza.
01:11You see that?
01:12All of the Catholic, baptismal-type people, they don't eat pizza.
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02:16Believe it or not.
02:17I'm going to say this and this is going to be on YouTube.
02:18Fuck it.
02:19Guys.
02:20Okay.
02:21This is for all the people out there.
02:22No.
02:23Real quick.
02:24Ready?
02:25This is for all the people out there.
02:26Because everyone.
02:27Listen.
02:28You got something.
02:29He's got something.
02:30I'm more open than most people are.
02:31Right?
02:32My name's on Google.
02:33If you want to find out.
02:34What does that mean?
02:35The point is that, listen.
02:36No one's perfect.
02:37Right?
02:38Everyone has a past.
02:39Right?
02:40If we Google you, it's going to be bad shit?
02:41Don't be as funny.
02:42Just fucking.
02:43That's what you said.
02:44Can you be real with me, dog?
02:46Alright.
02:47The point is that we all have made mistakes in our lives.
02:48Right?
02:49Agreed.
02:50Okay?
02:51And you're a very real ass motherfucker.
02:52I've seen you interview with Trump.
02:53Right?
02:54You were very humble down there.
02:55You do all this shit.
02:56The Miami.
02:57You joke around.
02:58I would be.
02:59So do I.
03:00Okay?
03:01I can see it.
03:02The point though is that.
03:03Listen.
03:04All the bullshit.
03:05Miami's full of all this bullshit.
03:06Right?
03:07He's from the Northeast.
03:08I'm from Philadelphia.
03:09Okay?
03:10So we keep it a buck.
03:11Right?
03:12I'm going to keep it a bucket.
03:13Okay.
03:15I've made mistakes.
03:17But everyone is capable of changing, and everyone deserves a second chance.
03:25If it seems legit.
03:26If it seems genuine.
03:27If they seem like they're on some bullshit job.
03:29That's okay.
03:30You could say, vete palo pingo, sir.
03:33Get the fuck out.
03:34Right?
03:35Or an Italian on the property would say, ma va te?
03:37Get lost.
03:38Right?
03:39Yup.
03:40If someone shows a sincere commitment to bettering their lives, give them a second chance.
03:47Why not?
03:48Right?
03:49Why not?
03:50I agree with that.
03:51This pizza, by the way, is like a 6.40.
03:52I gotta fix it.
03:53It's 4.40.
03:54I can probably sell this one.
03:55It's new.
03:56It used to be like East Coast Pizza or something.
03:57Well, listen.
03:58If you want really good pizza, there's no one.
03:59I think you may have done them already before here.
04:00I don't know if you did the original location.
04:01It's called Pizza Figurette.
04:02Here?
04:03Oh my God, man.
04:04I've done them before.
04:06If you have time, I don't know how much time you have.
04:07I've been to every single pizza of the year.
04:08Every single one.
04:09Maybe other than five.
04:10Okay?
04:11So Mr. O'One.
04:12Every single one.
04:13Miami Slice.
04:14Eleventh Street.
04:15Listen, I love this guy.
04:16You're too fucking deep in the fucking pizza community.
04:17Too well-respected to drop me off at some South.
04:18That's like a tourist shit.
04:19Like Mr. O'One.
04:20You ain't doing that.
04:21Eleventh Street.
04:22Miami Slice.
04:23Those are every single one.
04:24I've been to every single pizza of the year.
04:25Every single one.
04:26Maybe other than five.
04:27Okay?
04:28So Mr. O'One.
04:29Miami Slice.
04:30Eleventh Street.
04:31Listen, I love this guy.
04:32Eleventh Street.
04:33Miami Slice.
04:34Those are excellent.
04:35Come on.
04:36You're a street guy, man.
04:37Those are excellent.
04:38I know they are, but don't go beyond the superficial Brickle South Beach type shit.
04:39I've probably had pizza here.
04:40I know you have, but I'm saying you know that in all...
04:41Those are good pizza places.
04:42From everywhere you've been, because you've been even outside the U.S. doing pizza reviews,
04:43right?
04:44Yeah.
04:45You know in your heart that the best spots are the ones that have the fucking different
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04:48I just gave you the best spots.
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