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IER sizzle reel - 'Bespoke poetry'
Transcript
00:00 There is no excuse for not winning a game just because you're drunk.
00:06 And they play with the knife between their teeth.
00:08 Wetted the appetite.
00:09 All 43 like yourself, Graham.
00:11 Um, not quite.
00:13 Not quite.
00:14 I suppose that's what you get for having abs.
00:16 This is why I've always tried not to have them.
00:19 The Denmark team were on the lash.
00:20 Ha ha ha ha, yes that is.
00:23 That is excellent.
00:24 It's like a pirate swinging from a pirate ship.
00:27 Blow up FIFA button.
00:29 Would you like a Tyler Roberts, perhaps?
00:31 You know, I'm here to kill you.
00:33 Tabloid's called him a winker.
00:35 An absolute thief of joy.
00:37 You know, much to Danny Murphy's chagrin.
00:39 Really closely resembled Bilbo Baggins.
00:41 I've had to break out of Elland Road.
00:43 Yeah, that is a good Farquharsm actually.
00:45 Note that one down.
00:46 (upbeat music)

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