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00:00 Just in the heart of the main street is House of Mounds!
00:04 Who's playing House of Mounds?
00:07 Everyone's coming to House of Mounds!
00:11 Everyone's coming in, this is gonna be a blast!
00:16 We'll be screaming House of Mounds!
00:20 Come on, whoever!
00:21 I'm always shaking!
00:22 Come closer now!
00:23 This is House of Mounds!
00:25 The party starts, they're coming in!
00:29 The good times are about to begin!
00:31 You'll have a great time at the party!
00:33 There's going to be a party for everyone!
00:36 The group is here, everyone's here!
00:38 Freedom will come to you!
00:43 Girl, you have to dance with me!
00:48 There's so many things to do!
00:52 Everyone's coming in, this is gonna be a blast!
00:54 There's going to be a party!
00:56 This is House of Mounds!
01:00 And now, Mickey Mouse!
01:03 Hello, main street! Thanks for coming!
01:05 Today's show will be about wise men!
01:07 We'll be the judges!
01:10 Now, let's start with Hugo, Paco and Luis, the Quad Street Boys!
01:14 Hi, Minnie! Do you want to go get a pizza after?
01:20 Yes, Mickey, we're just getting started!
01:23 My computer doesn't work, it doesn't show me the show or anything else!
01:26 Let me help you!
01:28 Oh, no, no, it's okay! I'll ask Professor Fonfato, he'll know what to do!
01:32 Does he know everything?
01:33 Wow, Mickey Mouse! I think he's jealous!
01:37 The brilliant Professor Fonfato, that's me, has considered the confusing content that your mini-computer has, Minnie!
01:46 The problem is D to the E plus A to the D!
01:51 Your batteries are dead!
01:55 Oh, I could have told you that!
01:58 Yes, you could have told him, but you didn't!
02:01 He really thinks he knows everything, doesn't he?
02:03 Well, it's been tested in laboratory analysis!
02:05 Oh, no one can know everything, Professor!
02:08 Goodness, no one knows everything!
02:09 Do you want to back that up with a small bet?
02:13 Of course, Mr. Piondo! I bet on this brilliant coin that doesn't know everything!
02:17 Well, spend your last pleasant moment with Mr. Lincoln!
02:22 Because, from the most profound proverb to the most tiny trivia,
02:28 Ludwig Fonfato knows everything!
02:30 Oh, he can't know everything, and I'm going to prove it!
02:33 And I'll help!
02:34 Oh, me too!
02:36 I don't know much, but I know I can't stand a "Know-it-all"!
02:40 The challenge may begin!
02:44 Uh-huh, my line!
02:45 I have one for you, "Know-it-all"! Tell me what cartoon follows!
02:50 My infallible calculations of statistical probabilities say that...
02:54 "Hydro-Rossiator"!
02:56 It was luck!
02:58 Ten, nine, eight, seven, six, five, four, three, two, two, two, two...
03:20 Oh, it always gets stuck on number two!
03:23 How am I going to get my personal transport rocket to take off?
03:27 It has a defect, and it doesn't even know how to count to one!
03:32 This problem requires a lot of thinking.
03:37 And to be able to think clearly, I'll need a thinking cap,
03:42 which, fortunately, turns out to be my bathroom cap!
03:48 Yes, there's no better place to think like a genius than...
03:52 ...the shower!
03:54 Not only do you come up with great ideas,
03:56 but you also get wet with all that water and soap stuff!
04:00 What? Oh, damn!
04:06 Why isn't the water coming out well?
04:08 Maybe what we have here is some kind of key failure!
04:12 Cold, cold, cold, cold!
04:16 Aaaaaah!
04:17 Oh, it burns!
04:19 Oh, the hot water made my neurons burn, but it won't last!
04:24 The teacher will show that old bathtub who's in charge!
04:30 I present to you, the Fon-Pato Bathtub Shower for the Geniuses and the Problem Solvers!
04:37 The first thing I'll have to think of will be a shorter name.
04:41 Anyway, this new beauty has everything.
04:44 Water hydromatic injectors, hot and cold jet adjuster,
04:48 it even has an automatic and mechanized mobile curtain!
04:51 And an alarm system to scare away the evil shower thieves!
04:55 Beautiful!
04:56 Now the teacher can start thinking.
05:00 First, I have to turn off the alarm.
05:02 And now I'll bathe with the plastic duck to have a wonderful and relaxing shower for the thinking geniuses!
05:09 First, I'll open the water.
05:13 [Squeak]
05:14 [Scream]
05:20 [Honk]
05:24 Oh! A delivery? Not now!
05:27 Always when you're in the shower!
05:28 [Honk, honk]
05:30 Okay, okay, don't spill your horses!
05:33 Ah!
05:35 I knew they were delivering at home, but I didn't imagine they'd get inside.
05:40 [Squeak]
05:41 Oh, my God! How did I get here totally naked?
05:46 Somehow I turned my shower into a teleporting machine!
05:52 [Laughs]
05:54 I'm truly ingenious, don't you think?
05:57 Oh, damn! I forgot to turn on the alarm!
06:00 [Laughs]
06:02 Get my shower back up with the bathtub!
06:08 Wow, what a bad calculation I made!
06:10 Just a little adjustment here, and I'll be back home!
06:14 [Scream]
06:17 This is better! Home sweet lab!
06:20 [Laughs]
06:25 Stupid shower! If it wasn't in the lake, I'd tell you to dive in it!
06:31 Come back here! You're not a submarine, you're a bathtub!
06:37 [Squeak]
06:38 [Groans]
06:41 Very good, because my bathtub didn't take me home!
06:44 Oh, just look at that view! And look at this...
06:49 Ah!
06:50 Russian mountain!
06:51 [Laughs]
06:55 [Laughs]
06:57 Damn! I'm sick of you, porcelain water bucket!
07:03 From now on, I'll carry myself with my legs!
07:07 [Squeak]
07:08 [Snoring]
07:13 [Siren]
07:20 Get away from the shower, you criminal thief!
07:23 This is not a warning!
07:24 Well, it is a warning, but you know what I mean!
07:27 Shh!
07:32 [Screams]
07:33 [Screams]
07:34 [Screams]
07:35 [Screams]
07:36 [Screams]
07:38 [Screams]
07:39 [Screams]
07:40 Oh, it's over. I can't take it anymore.
07:44 My bath tub for geniuses and the solution to all problems is a failure!
07:52 [Screams]
07:54 [Laughs]
07:55 [Siren]
07:56 [Siren]
07:57 [Siren]
07:59 [Siren]
08:00 [Screams]
08:01 [Screams]
08:02 [Screams]
08:03 [Screams]
08:05 Hey, get off my tea table!
08:06 Well, what do you think?
08:11 No lakes, no roller coaster, no lions, just my home, sweet lab.
08:17 And you want to know something?
08:19 Ah! I got an idea on how to fix that rocket with the golden "2".
08:25 [2, 2, 2, 2]
08:30 [Explosion]
08:31 Excellent! It's done!
08:35 Woohoo!
08:36 Now I don't have to worry about any problem, because both have gone and I'm still a genius.
08:42 And nobody will ever know that something went wrong.
08:45 [Phone rings]
08:47 Hello?
08:48 Oh, how are you Mickey? How have you been?
08:51 Oh no, I don't know anything about a huge rocket in a bathtub and I got the wrong number.
08:56 Goodbye.
08:58 Oh, what a great cartoon of the genius! Definitely a comedy!
09:03 Oh, I said comedy!
09:05 I have one that you won't know, professor.
09:07 How long does it take the bell to fly from Neverland to London?
09:10 With 60 km winds against it with a wing.
09:13 2 hours and 45 minutes. If it comes from Neverland...
09:18 Oh, how funny!
09:20 It will never come to Neverland! Oh, how good!
09:23 I bet you can't answer this one.
09:25 Who is this autograph from?
09:28 That pretty one is the writing of Captain Garfio. Or rather, of his Garfio.
09:34 Oh, fish! I've sailed the seven seas and I've never seen such a smart duck.
09:40 Hmm, where is my notebook?
09:43 Have you already checked your hat?
09:45 My hat? Hmm, no.
09:48 Here's an idea. Tasty, but no.
09:52 Oh, heavens! They're not even mine.
09:55 Here it is! In my hat.
09:58 Alright! How many golden camels did Prince Aliababa take with him to Agrabah?
10:03 There were 75.
10:05 Of course they need it. Just a little bit of sugar.
10:11 I'm sorry, guys, but the practitioner is right. Make the house of bricks.
10:16 It belongs to Cinderella. I should visit her someday. She lives in the house of the stepmother.
10:21 Snow White is the most beautiful of all.
10:25 What potion? What potion?
10:27 What kind of day is it? Oh, it's a beautiful, beautiful day, of course.
10:31 Oh, I'd say everyone is afraid of the fierce wolf.
10:34 But when, Professor? What day should I wait for?
10:38 One day, your prince will come.
10:41 Excuse the interruption, Professor.
10:43 Go, Mickey. It seems you have another difficult question for the Professor.
10:48 Oh, look how I tremble.
10:50 Oh, yeah? Good. I wrote you "supercalifragilisticexpialidocious".
10:55 S-U-P-E-R-C-A-L-I-F-R-A-G-I-L-I-S-T-I-C-O-S-P-I-A-L-I-D-S-O.
11:02 Oh, Mickey, just give him the coin and forget it.
11:05 Oh, there must be something he doesn't know.
11:08 How is it possible that he knows everything? His head is not that big.
11:16 Oh, calm down, Mickey. Oh, you're so tense.
11:19 You're lucky that the next cartoon, which I obviously know what it is,
11:23 will calm your agitated nerves and put your little mind in a peaceful mood.
11:28 Hey! What's going on here?
11:49 Shoot the terrible!
11:53 Shoot the terrible!
11:55 Hello, everyone. I'm Professor Ludwig Von Pato,
12:03 a genius of a thousand uses and an expert in...
12:06 ...reducing tension.
12:08 And who do we have here is my anxious and furious nephew.
12:13 He has a lot of psychological baggage that he can't solve,
12:16 and a genius of a thousand crazy ducks.
12:19 But don't worry. Today we'll use the Von Pato method to calm him down.
12:25 And what are you doing here?
12:27 No! With the ultimate alternative relaxation, like by magic,
12:32 his head will be taken off without taking a piece off a jealous aunt.
12:37 Well, that's much better.
12:44 To relax the patient, we have to create a calming atmosphere,
12:48 by making all the senses happy.
12:50 Sight, touch, hearing, smell and taste.
12:56 Absolute darkness is the best way to relax the eyes.
13:04 For that, we'll use the Von Pato Dark Helmet.
13:08 Hey! Where did you get all that?
13:10 Secondly, we have to keep the patient in a warm environment.
13:15 Oh, that's good!
13:26 That's right. And there's nothing as relaxing for the ears,
13:31 as the sounds of the singing of the whale.
13:34 [singing]
13:41 [singing]
13:44 [singing]
13:47 [singing]
13:50 [singing]
13:54 [singing]
13:58 Now, to go to the smell test,
14:04 because you, Nariz, know the difference between a rose and something else.
14:08 For that, I have a Fuchi's Aroma Diploma.
14:11 Oh, aroma!
14:14 Now, the aroma therapy uses different aromas
14:18 to relax the mind and the body.
14:22 Oh! Oh, that smells good!
14:37 You know, the aroma therapy products aren't cheap.
14:40 Not only is he tense, he's hyperactive.
14:44 We have to change his diet and make him eat well, okay?
14:47 Poor guy! Oh, that's good!
14:50 A delicious hot tea of chamomile will calm his poor and tired nerves.
14:55 What?
14:58 That's it! You're a good boy!
15:04 Oh, yeah! I'm hyperactive! I'm going to eat!
15:07 Now, bee vitamin.
15:10 Remember, don't take too many or you'll get sprains.
15:21 It's incredible that he's still tense.
15:26 That's why we have this bio-retro-fooding machine.
15:30 It makes the patient realize how little relaxed he is,
15:33 measuring his vibrations of tension,
15:35 and sending them back as electric energy.
15:38 The jumps mean that it works.
15:44 That's it! Very good!
15:49 Now that his body has been rostified,
15:51 the subject is close to a blissful state of relaxation.
15:55 Now we'll relax your little relaxed, non-relaxed muscles.
16:03 To do this, we'll use my latest invention,
16:05 the pump-action machine that pumps until you get the last tension.
16:08 I like how that sounds!
16:10 Just press the remote control button,
16:13 and the patient will receive a wonderful and relaxing massage.
16:17 Pump-action!
16:19 Oh, just listen to those relaxing pumps.
16:26 Isn't it amazing?
16:27 It can also give all kinds of massages, like...
16:31 the Swedish Almond Massage,
16:34 the Sushi-Tam Massage,
16:36 the German Pretzel Massage,
16:38 and my favorite...
16:40 the Origami Massage.
16:43 The ugly duckling has become a beautiful swan.
16:46 I must tell you that handling tension is a very tense job.
16:53 So now I'll show you how to relax the professor.
16:57 And nothing relaxes the professor more than a good head-break.
17:02 Now, look, I designed this thing here,
17:06 and I don't even know what it is.
17:08 I'm very confused.
17:12 But who would have thought?
17:15 I'm relaxed, now I can go back to the duck.
17:18 When everything else fails,
17:22 we reach the point of acupuncture therapy.
17:25 Acupuncture generally means using a needle every time.
17:30 But it's very time-consuming,
17:32 so the professor will use his acupuncture camera.
17:35 I don't think I can do it.
17:40 Sometimes the patient requires a little motivation.
17:44 That's what I call a relaxed subject.
17:53 Okay, now that the treatment is complete,
17:56 we'll send the patient back to his environment
17:59 to see how much he relaxed.
18:22 Isn't it wonderful?
18:24 The patient is calm and at peace.
18:27 All because I'm the brightest relaxation therapist ever.
18:31 Look who came to thank the professor.
18:36 I feel much better.
18:51 Although you wouldn't believe it,
18:53 that was very relaxing.
18:55 Bravo, incredible!
18:59 That was a brilliant performance
19:03 by Willie the Whale.
19:05 Come on, Miss Duck,
19:08 the program is almost over.
19:10 Where is our table?
19:12 Oh, the computer failed.
19:15 I don't know where anyone sits.
19:17 Great! It's perfect!
19:19 Where does everyone sit? Let's see...
19:22 To the left is Don West and Bambi.
19:24 To the right is Cinderella and Cruella.
19:27 Snow White is over here.
19:29 Jaws is with Jasmine and Aladdin.
19:31 Peter Pan with the little bell,
19:33 and Lady Siss.
19:35 Lumiere, the candelabra,
19:38 and Tintin, a shy clock,
19:40 with a happy sleeping face,
19:42 and Dorky the Dork.
19:44 The table is over,
19:46 and the gilet goes on the 7th,
19:49 and the clock is about to wake up.
19:51 Beauty and the Beast are over there.
19:53 And the little mermaid goes with Ursula.
19:55 Quasimodo and Beauty and the Beast are doing great.
19:57 And here is Garfield,
20:00 and Smee on this side.
20:02 And Doo-Doo and Dee-Dee are behind three friends.
20:04 I think of Pocahontas with Roy Disney,
20:06 and they are so fine, the stars have egos,
20:08 and you should treat them well.
20:11 Hat Guy with Alicia, and the Queen with the cat.
20:13 And Juanito with Mr. Toddy, and Daisy with her bat.
20:15 Pepe the Cricket with Geppetto, and Pinocchio, I think.
20:17 And a whale in a corner with a flower, it fits well.
20:19 And with Hercules and the Sea of Thieves,
20:22 goes with him.
20:24 Arturo with Vermin, Stasir and Adam Nym.
20:26 Godzilla goes with Mufasa, and Rafiki with Scar.
20:28 Gernitos and the Fierce Wolf,
20:30 and Iago with Jafar.
20:33 Ruffy, Goo with Juan, Gricky, Mushu and Mulan.
20:35 And I went here Gaston, and then Gaia and Acher Khan.
20:37 And the crazy Araguan,
20:39 and the forest guard goes here.
20:41 Wendy with Miguel and Juan, and it could go on.
20:44 Epsilon, Tisir, Ratito, Bear and Zorro here.
20:46 And without Dalmatians or Skies,
20:48 a chair will be missing.
20:50 Polponio, Chip and Dale and Caterpillar go here.
20:52 Together with Tinker, Pongua, Piglet,
20:55 Queen and Poo, and it's the end.
20:57 Those are all.
20:59 Well Mickey, I think we established
21:10 exactly who knows everything.
21:12 Professor Ludwig Von Pato in person.
21:15 I have answered all the questions.
21:17 Now pay me.
21:19 Not so fast.
21:21 I don't name everyone.
21:23 Ha, he forgot one.
21:26 What? That's impossible.
21:28 Who? Who did the professor forget?
21:30 Who? Ha, you.
21:32 Well.
21:34 Well, friends, that's all for today.
21:37 What question was the one that started with all this?
21:39 Oh yes, hey Minnie, do you want a cookie?
21:41 Well, I can only answer yes.
21:43 Of course.
21:45 Where do you want to go?
21:48 Oh, I don't know, wherever you want.
21:50 That's what I asked.
21:52 Don't ask me, you don't know where you want to go?
21:54 I don't know, I don't know anything.
21:56 Oh, it's okay, it's good not to know everything.
22:00 [Music]
22:12 [Music]
22:14 When you thought that your ego had exceeded all your limits.
22:19 I'm so great that I have geniuses of a genius.
22:23 Cusco overcomes itself.
22:26 With my smile, muscles, hair, muscles, breath, muscles, charm and muscles.
22:31 No one else in the school can beat me.
22:34 The new crazy things of the emperor.
22:36 Monday to Friday at 12pm Colombia.
22:38 On Disney Channel.