Good Burger - Dex Works At Mondo Burger - Dex (Kenan Thompson) begins working at Mondo Burger but struggles to master the burger assembly process. His new boss, Kurt (Jan Schweiterman), calls out his incompetence.
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00:00 Bun, patty, topping, sauce, assemble!
00:05 Bun, patty, topping, sauce, assemble!
00:10 Bun, patty, topping, sauce, assemble!
00:15 Come here little bun!
00:19 Oh, beef patty.
00:28 Okay, yeah, ooh, ooh, that's nasty.
00:30 Alright.
00:31 Yo, my man, can I borrow some lettuce?
00:33 Huh? Can I borrow some lettuce?
00:35 You.
00:36 Who?
00:37 You! Look at this mess!
00:38 I can explain.
00:40 See, I was trying to put the big ol' beef patty
00:42 on the bottom half of the bun, you know,
00:44 before the tomato gets all slippery with the juice.
00:47 Ooh, that's slippery and juicy.
00:48 Oh, I'm sorry.
00:49 And then, you know, the pickle bits was making me do the wrong
00:52 because they're flexible, they're not crunchy, and...
00:57 Yo, man, back me up on this.
00:59 Oh, again with the whistle.
01:01 Shut up. Just be quiet.
01:03 Well, it'd be a lot more quiet if you stopped blowing the whistle.
01:06 Watch your mouth, you pestiferous little maggot.
01:09 Now, I'm familiar with the term maggot, but pestiferous?
01:13 Burn this into the front row of your brain, Chuckles.
01:17 There's one thing Kurt cannot stand.
01:19 It is an incompetent, bumbling, sloppy fast food employee.
01:24 [ Silence ]