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00:00 And we can follow them. Come on!
00:04 [music]
00:13 [laughing]
00:20 I'm flying!
00:22 [laughing]
00:31 I got this! I got this!
00:34 One more time?
00:36 You're giving me a hard time!
00:42 [making sound]
00:46 That's good for you.
00:48 Oh no no. No! No! No!
00:54 [laughing]
00:59 Oh, got it.
01:01 You're giving me a hard time!
01:06 Thanks. Oops. Good news.
01:12 What?
01:14 [music]
01:25 [slapping sound]
01:27 We were just hitching a ride, sir.
01:30 Hitchhikers, eh? Don't you know it's not a good idea to hitch a ride with anyone?
01:35 Oh boy. I believe we're going to make it this time.
01:41 [airplane sound]
01:54 Oh boy! Look! There goes my car!
01:59 We'll be there before they are!
02:02 Oh boy! We made it! We have arrived!
02:11 What's with all the screaming?
02:16 [screaming]
02:18 [singing]
02:21 [music]
02:43 [laughing]
02:50 One more time?
02:52 [screaming]
02:54 [laughing]
03:01 I got you! I got you! One more time?
03:05 You're giving me a hard time!
03:11 The whole public wants to see it like it really is!
03:14 That's good for you.
03:17 [laughing]
03:20 Oh no! No! No! No!
03:24 [laughing]
03:28 So funny!
03:30 You're giving me a hard time! You're giving me a hard time!
03:36 And... what do you think?
03:42 A throw-up?
03:45 I know! I know!
03:47 You better come up with something.
03:49 We start shooting Cat-Man meets Ding Dong, the creature from outer space, tomorrow.
03:54 I know! I know!
03:57 [squealing]
04:00 I see doubles!
04:02 [squealing]
04:04 Stop the car!
04:06 I've got it! Doubles! We'll use doubles!
04:10 Wait here. I'll be right back!
04:13 Hey! Hold on! Wait a minute!
04:17 Glad to see ya!
04:20 Marvelous brother star maker, how do you boys like me?
04:23 I can make you rich!
04:25 Amos, the idol of millions!
04:29 I can make you stars!
04:32 Just sign this down, Zy.
04:34 [squealing]
04:37 Report to Marriott. Penny Pictures, Downtown Hollywood.
04:40 [squealing]
04:42 Cat-Man meets Ding Dong. Make more of this!
04:46 [thud]
04:48 Oh!
04:50 Amazing! No one could ever tell the difference.
04:54 [squealing]
04:56 Amazing, I dare say.
04:58 And you'd better be good or else...
05:01 We will keep shooting and stop only for your doubles to take your place for the realism scenes, okay?
05:09 Okay.
05:11 Ready. Light.
05:14 Camera.
05:16 Action!
05:18 Police chief to Cat-Man. Ding Dong, the creature from outer space.
05:22 Great!
05:24 That's a heavy stunt, man. For realism, we're having a real creature from outer space.
05:30 Do you like it?
05:32 [squealing]
05:35 Keep on rolling!
05:37 [roaring]
05:41 [thud]
05:43 [squealing]
05:45 [roaring]
05:50 We were just great.
05:52 Academy Award, here we come.
05:55 Okay, stars. Action!
05:58 We'll capture that giant creature for you, officer.
06:01 [splat]
06:03 Cut! Doubles on the roof!
06:08 You throw the cat rope to the other roof and swing down. Get it?
06:12 [splat]
06:14 [screaming]
06:17 [music]
06:21 [splat]
06:23 [music]
06:25 Cut! Ready for stars close up.
06:28 Oh dear, another tough scene.
06:31 [music]
06:34 I'll save you, Ruben old chap.
06:37 Cut! Thanks, fellas.
06:39 Move that camera in for a close up.
06:42 [roaring]
06:49 Okay, airplanes. Start your dive.
06:52 [music]
07:08 [roaring]
07:11 [music]
07:18 [roaring]
07:24 Great! Oh, that's sensational!
07:27 Keep those cameras on that plane.
07:30 [music]
07:41 You two were great. What a picture.
07:44 Action! Realism!
07:47 I know, I know.
07:49 [roaring]
07:51 Your fans will love you in those action scenes.
07:55 [roaring]
07:57 Hey, watch it!
08:00 [roaring]
08:02 [music]
08:06 Hey, watch what those stand is.
08:10 We quit.
08:12 Signing, Tom and Jerry.
08:15 [music]
08:17 Oh, I say. They can't do that to us, can they?
08:21 The picture is not finished.
08:23 Good heavens. You mean we'll have to do our own stunts?
08:28 [music]
08:35 At last, the once a century magician's convention again.
08:40 Sorry, master.
08:42 [music]
08:45 I must have ghosted.
08:47 And for the last time, you lazy lot.
08:50 [music]
08:53 I shall seek a new apprentice to replace you.
08:56 [music]
08:58 Ah-ha! Or even better, two for the price of one.
09:02 [explosion]
09:04 Ah, so glad you volunteered to be my new apprentices.
09:09 Huh?
09:10 Uh, me? Replaced by a cat and mouse?
09:14 You can't do this, master.
09:16 I can do anything. And you can go chase your tail.
09:21 [music]
09:24 Okay, master, since you put it that way.
09:27 Now, for my new apprentices.
09:30 Clean up this messy magic room and see that my props are in order for tonight's big show.
09:36 Whilst I laugh.
09:38 Boy, are you guys going to be sorry for stealing my job?
09:42 Uh, just as soon as I catch my tail.
09:44 [music]
09:50 Hmm.
09:51 [music]
09:53 Huh?
09:54 [music]
09:57 [music]
10:00 [music]
10:04 [music]
10:06 [music]
10:10 Hey, nobody's allowed to use Sapscope's magic wand except Sapscope.
10:15 So don't get any ideas.
10:17 [music]
10:20 Hmm.
10:21 [music]
10:26 Hey, I've been chasing my tail the wrong way all this time.
10:30 [explosion]
10:31 Gotcha!
10:33 Alright, you job stealers. I'm back in and you're going out.
10:38 Hmm?
10:40 Give me that, you little squirt.
10:42 [music]
10:44 [roaring]
10:47 Whoa, sky-beaming big squirt.
10:51 Ha, half a magic wand is all I need to get you two out of my bar.
10:56 [laughing]
10:57 Enjoy your trip to the hot pole.
10:59 [music]
11:12 What say we settle this like gentlemen?
11:15 Say a magic duel.
11:17 Okay?
11:18 Okay.
11:19 Remember the rules.
11:20 Hand paces, time, and cup moves.
11:23 One, two, three, four, five.
11:26 And your numbers up, chaps.
11:27 Huh?
11:28 [music]
11:37 Now you're going to bug out, pass it with me.
11:40 Come here and fight like men.
11:43 Hmm.
11:44 [music]
11:46 Yikes.
11:47 I didn't mean men, fellas.
11:49 I meant ice.
11:51 [music]
11:52 Alright, you little nieces.
11:55 Let's see you get away now.
11:57 [music]
12:05 You got away, fellas.
12:07 Almost.
12:08 [music]
12:24 Let's have a truce talk, fellas, alright?
12:28 Now, since we're at a standoff with these magic wands,
12:31 let's figure another way to decide who's going to stay without them, okay?
12:35 Okay.
12:36 So I'll just put the pieces back together and toss the wands in this here front box.
12:41 Okay?
12:42 Okay.
12:43 Now, none of us has a magic wand, right?
12:46 Huh?
12:47 Thanks to my old magic wand up the sleeve trick.
12:50 [laughing]
12:51 [music]
12:55 Cheaters never prosper.
12:57 [music]
12:59 You won't get away with that.
13:00 This time I'm going to pulverize you two.
13:03 [music]
13:10 Now I don't see it.
13:11 [music]
13:14 No wonder, disappearing ink.
13:16 But it won't help them, because all I've got to say is reappear.
13:21 [music]
13:23 See?
13:24 Glad to see you, fellas, because now I'm going to make you disappear for good.
13:28 Huh?
13:29 What's with the card tricks at a time like this?
13:32 [music]
13:35 I've got to ask a tough question.
13:37 I'm going to get you this time, and nothing's going to stop me.
13:41 [music]
13:44 Something's happening.
13:46 You missed this prize trophy, kids.
13:50 You'll be flat when your back gets wrecked.
13:53 [music]
13:56 Hey, dance.
13:58 What's going on here?
14:01 Oh, no, I'm getting zoomed.
14:04 Did a tornado strike here?
14:06 Well, sign up.
14:07 I'll soon find out.
14:09 [music]
14:11 Oh, all-seeing eye, show me what caused this calamity.
14:17 Yes, monster.
14:20 [music]
14:24 So, my apprentices and ex-apprentice are the reason, eh?
14:29 [music]
14:32 Oh, I'm very sorry, master.
14:34 Ah, you'll really be sorry when I put you under my most diabolical spell.
14:40 You know, fellas, I wish we could start this day all over.
14:44 [music]
14:48 [siren]
14:50 [music]
14:55 Ah, so glad you volunteered to be my new apprentice.
15:00 Oh, no.
15:02 You mean we got to go through all this again?
15:06 [music]
15:19 You know something, Manfred?
15:21 Looks like anybody can be a magician nowadays.
15:25 You're right, master.
15:27 The business is going to the docks.
15:30 [music]
15:42 This is the city.
15:45 Once a peaceful busy town, it is now caught in the iron grip of crime.
15:51 People are afraid to go out.
15:53 [meow]
15:56 Things like the boulder are on a rampage.
15:59 [laughs]
16:01 [music]
16:06 That's enough, little pretty cat.
16:10 I see the rubber baritone is another sour note.
16:14 [singing]
16:21 This baby grand is worth a cool grand.
16:25 And no billboard is safe from the mustache.
16:29 [music]
16:32 As if this were not bad enough, striking fear in the hearts of all food peddlers.
16:37 Oh, no.
16:38 Weighing in at 300 pounds, Fat Woman is on the loose.
16:42 Yummy.
16:44 [music]
16:48 When asked why he couldn't stop the crime wave, Police Chief Joe Fadern-Dern said,
16:53 "Unfortunately, my hands are tied.
16:56 I sure wish Super Cake would come to the rescue.
16:59 I wonder where he can be."
17:03 Hello, Pete's Tailor Shop?
17:06 This is Sammy Cake, er, I mean Carter.
17:09 Could you send my suit and hat over, please?
17:12 Yes, Mr. Carter, right away.
17:14 Tell Jerry.
17:17 Get this stuff over to Mr. Carter's house, apartment 10C.
17:21 [music]
17:26 Oh, it's you.
17:28 Come in quick.
17:33 Thank goodness it's you.
17:34 One never knows who's at one's door nowadays.
17:38 Yes, it is I, Super Cake, champion of niceness.
17:42 But just a shadow of what I used to be.
17:45 I suppose you're wondering why I let crime go unstopped on the streets.
17:51 The sad truth of it is, I have lost my courage.
17:55 Oh, and if it ever gets out, my arch enemies will strike at me at any moment.
18:00 That is why I have asked you to bring my civilian clothes.
18:05 I'm all washed up.
18:08 Hark, it's my arch enemy, the Bollard.
18:13 Right you are, chicken Super Cake, and I'm here to bowl you over.
18:19 [laughs]
18:23 Oh, goodness.
18:24 You just ruined my war.
18:27 You win, Super Cake.
18:29 You knocked the pins out from under me.
18:31 I'll be nice from now on.
18:33 I know the score.
18:34 That rumor about you being cowardly sure was false.
18:38 Bye, sucker.
18:40 [laughs]
18:42 I was only fooling, Super Cake.
18:44 Please, spare me.
18:46 You may split.
18:48 Turn in your bowling shoes and go directly to jail.
18:51 Thanks, Super Cake.
18:54 Tom and Jerry, you have given me new courage.
18:58 And for your reward, I'm making you deputy Super Cakes.
19:03 Together, we shall fight badness and rid our city of crime.
19:08 [laughs]
19:11 Super Cake, you're back in action, you say?
19:15 Sure, I've got crimes for you to fight.
19:17 At this very moment, your arch enemy, High C, is headed for the knobby piano store.
19:23 This is a job for Super Cake.
19:26 Oh, yes, and for Tom and Jerry, too.
19:29 Da, da, da, da.
19:31 Goodness, that scared feeling is coming back.
19:39 I'm getting cold feet again.
19:42 Tom and Jerry, you will have to go on ahead while I grapple with my nerves.
19:47 You must stop High C before he sings and breaks the window.
19:51 Go to it.
19:54 Oh, my goodness.
19:55 I forgot to tell them how to pull out of a dive.
19:59 [music]
20:10 Ah-ha, High C, the robber baritone, strikes again.
20:16 Now I sing my high note, which will shatter the glass, and the piano is mine.
20:22 [singing]
20:32 I've lost my voice.
20:34 Da, da, da, da.
20:36 Super Cake.
20:38 The window was broken before you even got here, so you were off key from the start.
20:44 Foiled by Super Cake.
20:47 [laughs]
20:50 Breaking the glass was very clever, Tom and Jerry, Super Cake deputies.
20:55 Wait, it's a message from the Chief on my two-way radio bracelet.
21:00 Yes, Chief?
21:01 The mustache is dressing up all the posters over at Billboard Road.
21:05 Stop him.
21:08 Now here's the plan.
21:09 You two will paste up these self-sticking posters to slow him up.
21:13 Then I come from behind and grab him.
21:16 Get it?
21:18 [music]
21:23 [laughs]
21:28 Oh dear, he's there, but my cold feet are back.
21:34 All right, you two, what's this all about?
21:38 Something around the corner, eh?
21:41 [laughs]
21:45 Another one.
21:49 Yikes, a real cop.
21:52 And you're going to a real jail.
21:55 Da, da, da, da.
21:57 Super Cake, my arch enemy, you're behind this.
22:01 Nice work, Super Cake.
22:03 Your two deputies led him right into a trap.
22:08 Good work, boys.
22:09 Your actions have given me the courage to go it alone.
22:12 No man alive can frighten me again.
22:15 No man, do you hear?
22:17 Da, da, da, da.
22:20 No, no, help, not you.
22:24 I forgot about that woman.
22:27 I quit.
22:29 The job is all yours.
22:34 Da, da, da, da.
22:39 So once again, the city is at peace, and clothes are delivered each day without fear from the little tailor shop.
22:45 Because Super Cakes, Tom and Jerry, are on the job.
22:50 Delivery.
22:58 Boy, there go two real Super Cake heroes.
23:05 Once upon a time in a small village near a big castle, there lived a poor little orphan girl named Cinderella.
23:15 Cinderella lived with her two mean stepsisters and her mean stepmother.
23:21 Okay, Baby Cake, I'm your mean stepmother for this story, and you better believe it.
23:28 You don't look content.
23:30 Stand at attention when I'm talking to you.
23:35 All right, let's get cracking.
23:38 I want the windows washed, I want the dishes washed.
23:41 I want the floors scrubbed.
23:45 But most of all, I want my two beautiful daughters made ready for the ball.
23:53 Well, semi-cute daughters.
23:59 Well, how about somewhat less than repulsive daughters? Would you buy that?
24:04 Well, what are you waiting for? An early snow? Get moving!
24:10 Now, my two sweet pussycums, it's time to get ready for the ball.
24:18 (whirring)
24:21 Now listen, you freeloading cat. You're making a bigger mess than before.
24:36 Hmm, I don't remember no dumb cat in this fairy tale.
24:41 Now, my precious darlings, are you ready yet?
24:46 No, because Cinderella is not helping enough.
24:50 (whirring)
24:53 Well, if some people can't help out around here, well then,
25:01 some people wouldn't be able to go to the ball. Right, girls?
25:07 Yes, Mother.
25:09 (laughing)
25:11 Cinderella! Cinderella, help me with my powdered wig.
25:16 Cinderella, I need help with my lipstick. And hurry up.
25:21 Cinderella, I need help with my shoes.
25:26 Cinderella, I need my corset tied.
25:31 (growling)
25:34 Cinderella!
25:36 (growling)
25:39 Okay, that does it. We're going to the ball without you cats.
25:45 Come, my two enchantresses.
25:49 (growling)
25:52 That was really mean of that mean stepmother.
25:56 I mean really. And those two mean sisters, if you know what I mean.
26:02 What this story needs now is a fairy godmother.
26:06 She can lighten things up, if you get my meaning.
26:11 Oh, here I am, your fairy godmother.
26:16 I think I'm your fairy godmother.
26:19 Yes, of course I am. Nobody else looks like a fairy godmother around here.
26:24 So it must be me.
26:26 See, I have the regulation wand with that spoiling stuff coming out of it.
26:31 Well, I'm sure I'm a fairy godmother.
26:33 Oh yes, of course.
26:36 I've got to be a fairy godmother, don't I?
26:41 I'll prove it to you. I'll do the magic.
26:45 I'll change that mirror of gold into a clear blue flame.
26:50 Oh, here I am, your fairy king.
27:00 Oh, why that's not right.
27:03 Oh, what am I again?
27:05 You're our fairy godmother.
27:07 Oh, of course. It has to be of me.
27:10 I'm your fairy godmother.
27:14 And you have to get ready for the ball.
27:17 First, you're going to need a team of white horses to pull your carriage.
27:23 That doesn't seem right.
27:25 I know a pumpkin has something to do with this story.
27:30 Well, anyway, we still need a carriage.
27:34 What? Oh, now let's see.
27:37 Maybe the dress goes on the pumpkin.
27:40 That's it. The dress goes on the pumpkin.
27:44 Wow, dynamite.
27:50 Oh, no, you're not.
27:53 No, not slippers.
27:57 Oh, my goodness.
28:01 Chicken wrap.
28:03 No, that is definitely not the name of this story.
28:07 Oh, this will never do, dearie.
28:10 Oh, why don't you go just as you are.
28:15 And now goes the horse carriage.
28:18 To the ball.
28:22 [music]
28:30 Listen, Prince, you have got to get married soon.
28:34 Do you know what the taxes are on an unmarried prince?
28:38 You're breaking the kingdom.
28:40 I know, I know.
28:42 Oh, your Princess.
28:45 I'd like you to meet my two lovely daughters.
28:48 You'll not find two more gorgeous girls in all your kingdom.
28:53 Right, girls?
28:55 Right.
28:56 Yuck.
28:57 Show the nice princess how well you dance.
29:01 [music]
29:12 Yikes.
29:17 Pay no attention to that silly creature, Princess.
29:21 This is the daughter who can treat the life dance as secure.
29:26 [music]
29:36 Say, who are you?
29:38 I'm Chicken Wrap.
29:40 I mean Cinderella.
29:45 Whoops. Oh, sorry. I have to run.
29:49 Cinderella, wait.
29:51 We both know how the story is supposed to end, so why don't you just put on...
30:00 Let's see.
30:02 No. Now that's not fair.
30:08 This fairy tale always ends the same way and we don't like it.
30:12 We spent all that time getting ready for the ball.
30:16 What for? What for?
30:18 We never got the prince.
30:21 [screams]
30:24 [music]
30:40 Ah, there you are.
30:43 Farmer Tom and Farmer Jerry.
30:46 Corn farmers.
30:48 There's nothing I like better than fresh, sweet corn.
30:51 And you two like corn, right?
30:53 But we both can't have it, right?
30:56 Okay, then I have a deal for you.
30:58 That corn is ready for picking.
31:00 So whoever likes it most will have it all by the end of the day.
31:04 Deal?
31:06 No trespassing.
31:09 That means keep out, especially close.
31:12 Okay, but how about just one little ear of corn?
31:16 Because we're friends.
31:18 Hence.
31:20 It looks like we're not friends.
31:22 Well then, fellas, arigatou, adios, aloha, adieu, cheerio, farewell, and bye-bye.
31:28 Ah, corn.
31:32 Delicious corn.
31:35 [music]
31:45 You forgot one.
31:48 Hey, don't lock me in here.
31:51 It's a trap and I can't get out.
31:54 [music]
32:01 Delicious.
32:03 Oh, being locked in with all this corn.
32:07 [music]
32:21 What's this?
32:22 Hot, buttered corn?
32:24 For me?
32:25 Sure.
32:26 Then the trap goes snap and the bomb goes boom.
32:30 Ha, but I'll be safe in here while I lasso me some hot, buttered, ooze.
32:37 [music]
32:46 Now, I know that I shouldn't talk with my mouth full of delicious corn.
32:53 But I think you guys did that just beautifully.
32:56 [music]
33:06 I can't believe it.
33:08 They hid some corn in a toy.
33:10 [laughs]
33:13 Hey, I'm stuck in here.
33:16 No fair, you guys filled us with glue.
33:19 [music]
33:22 Wow, a big sky map.
33:25 Well, since there's no stewardess, I'll have to serve myself.
33:30 [music]
33:40 This one's for Wilbur and Orville Crow, the first crows to snitch corn.
33:46 [music]
34:04 Ah, hey, watch where you're throwing things when I'm trying to eat.
34:10 Oh, delicious.
34:16 Oh, wow, something built the trap.
34:21 [laughs]
34:22 I got your corn anyway, farmers.
34:25 What are you going to do about it?
34:26 [music]
34:36 Oh, ho, ho, back to the cornfield.
34:41 So you netted me.
34:43 Big deal.
34:44 What's for an encore?
34:49 I'll get it.
34:50 You guys like to watch trains go by, right?
34:53 [music]
35:03 [train whistle]
35:05 Oh, that was very cute.
35:08 But when you see one train, you see them all.
35:14 It isn't my favorite dish, all dished up.
35:19 [music]
35:38 Did you miss me?
35:44 A scarecrow, just the place to have my snack.
35:49 Far from those farmers.
35:51 [music]
35:59 Uh-oh.
36:02 [music]
36:10 Okay, you locked me in an armored car.
36:14 You think this will get rid of me?
36:16 [music]
36:25 Ha-ha, wrong again.
36:29 You guys just don't know your crew.
36:32 [music]
36:53 Good shot, but isn't it time you gave up?
36:57 [music]
37:02 Oh, you're surrendering, huh?
37:05 Well, you couldn't have won anyway.
37:07 You were outnumbered.
37:09 Let me introduce you, cousin Flut, cousin Ed, cousin Peg, cousin Nick, cousin Ben, cousin Lamp, cousin Ted.
37:14 My look-alike cousins.
37:16 We'll see you safe dive next year.
37:19 Where we going now, cousin good?
37:21 To Miami, Florida.
37:23 By the southern route?
37:24 Nope, straight as the crow flies.
37:26 Bring the sun tan lotion.
37:30 Oh, and don't forget to meet your brother, the dark glasses.
37:33 Say, do they wear surfboards?
37:34 I'll remind you to get a bathing suit.
37:35 Now, let's carry to the farmers.
37:37 [music]
37:46 [growling]
37:51 I'm half right here in this test tube.
37:53 Possibly the greatest scientific breakthrough in history.
37:57 My call is formula.
37:59 If my experiment works, no one will ever have to be short again.
38:04 Right now, nobody even knows my name.
38:07 They think I'm just an absent-minded professor.
38:11 [laughs]
38:13 But if I succeed, the whole world will know my name.
38:17 The name of...
38:19 Uh, uh, uh, my name...
38:23 Oh, this is so embarrassing.
38:27 Could you give me a hint?
38:31 First word.
38:32 Quack, quack, quack, quack.
38:35 Duck?
38:37 Second word.
38:39 First syllable.
38:40 Jack, Jack.
38:43 Uh, second syllable.
38:46 Sick?
38:49 Kill?
38:51 Kill.
38:52 Duck, Jack, kill.
38:54 Duck, Jack, oh, duck, Jack, oh, Dr. Jackal.
38:59 Oh, yes, that's me.
39:01 Now, would you bring some tea, please, while I carry on with my experiment?
39:06 [music]
39:13 Hmm, it appears to be ready.
39:15 I will test it on myself.
39:18 Down the hatch.
39:23 [sighs]
39:24 I don't feel any taller, but I do feel some changes.
39:35 [laughs]
39:45 [screams]
39:55 Duck?
39:56 Jerry?
39:57 Where are you?
39:59 Ah, there you are.
40:01 Why are you hiding?
40:03 But I don't understand.
40:07 First syllable.
40:08 Monkey?
40:12 Monkey, monkey.
40:15 Mun?
40:17 First syllable.
40:19 Mun.
40:20 Second syllable.
40:22 You're mixing something.
40:24 Mix.
40:26 Stew?
40:27 Soup?
40:28 Stir.
40:30 Mun, stir.
40:32 Mun, stir.
40:33 Mun, stir.
40:37 You saw a monster?
40:41 Where?
40:45 The laboratory?
40:47 I can't believe it.
40:48 Show me.
40:49 [music]
40:54 [roars]
40:57 [grunts]
40:59 [roars]
41:01 [roars]
41:03 [screams]
41:05 [roars]
41:21 [roars]
41:24 [roars]
41:26 [roars]
41:31 [roars]
41:35 [roars]
41:42 Oh, Tom and Jerry, it's you.
41:45 Oh, you were right.
41:46 I saw it.
41:47 I can't have a monster interfering with my experiment.
41:50 We must call the police immediately.
41:53 That's right, Sergeant.
41:55 There's a monster prowling around my house.
41:58 Oh, come on, Doctor.
41:59 Everybody in the neighborhood calls me the monster pest.
42:03 But I insist you come over.
42:05 I'll make you happy, Doctor.
42:07 Now drop by on my way home.
42:11 Now you two stand guard outside my laboratory
42:14 and make sure the monster doesn't get in.
42:19 [sighs]
42:20 Uh-huh.
42:24 [roars]
42:28 [roars]
42:32 [roars]
42:35 [roars]
42:40 [roars]
42:46 [roars]
43:02 It's me, Doc, Sergeant Quartz.
43:04 I've come to see your monster.
43:06 [laughs]
43:08 Now, where is this fearful monster you're talking about?
43:11 Huh?
43:13 Uh, could you direct me to a phone, please?
43:17 [roars]
43:19 Hello, Chief?
43:20 Yeah, about that monster at Dr. Jackal's house?
43:24 There is one.
43:25 Yeah, Chief.
43:26 Honest.
43:27 Well, bring it in a brass and throw it out of the hall.
43:30 It's for you.
43:32 Huh?
43:33 Let's see how I can get you to the police this year.
43:36 [roars]
43:38 [roars]
43:40 Yeah, Chief.
43:41 Arrest him?
43:43 Insult an officer?
43:45 Okay, Chief.
43:47 You're under arrest.
43:49 [roars]
43:51 Time off for good behavior.
43:54 [roars]
43:57 I'll be getting back to headquarters.
43:59 Bye.
44:00 [roars]
44:04 [roars]
44:10 [roars]
44:14 It's me!
44:16 I'm the monster!
44:21 So you see, it's because of this formula that I was turned into a monster.
44:26 And all because I wanted to be tall.
44:29 It taught me a lesson that short is beautiful.
44:33 And now I will destroy the formula forever!
44:38 Let's celebrate with tea and cookies.
44:43 [music]
44:54 What was that?
44:55 [roars]
45:01 Keep running!
45:02 I'll have the antidote by the end of the week!
45:05 I hope!
45:08 [music]
45:12 So, your face is a bit bully, huh?
45:16 [laughs]
45:17 Oh?
45:18 Don't you know it's wrong to deface public property?
45:22 Huh?
45:24 And don't you know it's not nice to make unflattering pictures of me?
45:31 Yes, you!
45:34 I'll show you who's a dog face!
45:37 [music]
45:45 Oh, oh!
45:46 Where'd they go?
45:49 Hold it! Hold it!
45:53 [laughs]
45:58 Well, well, if it isn't Tom and Jeff.
46:02 [music]
46:08 Oh, good. I'll use the old dog face trampoline jump.
46:13 [music]
46:16 And the countdown to send the first unmanned rocket to the planet Dog Star has begun.
46:22 In a few seconds, this giant rocket will hurl into space and start its long journey.
46:28 Huh?
46:30 Blast off! And it's a perfect launch!
46:34 Oh, oh, poor Tom and Jeff. Blasted off into space.
46:39 We'll now switch to the remote camera and check the interior of our unmanned craft that's manned by a couple of stowaways.
46:48 Good luck, fellas. You'll need it. You're headed for the mysterious planet Dog Star.
46:55 [music]
46:58 [explosion]
47:00 [music]
47:03 Oh, look! Alien!
47:05 Could that be a cat? Mouse?
47:07 Maybe. Let's capture 'em and see what the Great One has to say.
47:13 That was easy.
47:15 Yeah. I wonder why the Great One says that cats and misses are dangerous.
47:22 There has not been a cat or a mouse on this planet for centuries.
47:27 Eject them into outer space.
47:29 But Great One, they seem harmless.
47:32 They're not dangerous.
47:34 Everyone on this planet will think what I want them to.
47:38 [siren]
47:40 Remember what I said. Cats and mice are enemies.
47:45 Cats and mice are enemies.
47:48 Good. Now seize them.
47:51 Seize them.
47:52 [explosion]
47:54 Attention all citizens of the planet Dog Star.
47:58 The enemy has escaped. Everyone after them.
48:02 Cats and mice are enemies.
48:05 Cats and mice are enemies. Seize them. Seize them.
48:09 I got 'em. I got 'em.
48:12 Cats and mice are enemies. I got 'em.
48:17 Cats and mice are enemies.
48:20 [explosion]
48:24 [siren]
48:30 There they go. After them.
48:32 Cats and mice are enemies.
48:35 [siren]
48:39 The aliens have escaped into Sector B, Great One.
48:43 Attention all citizens.
48:45 Be on the lookout for a cat and mouse.
48:48 They are your enemies.
48:50 I'm looking. I'm looking.
48:52 [siren]
48:54 [explosion]
48:55 [siren]
48:57 I found them, Great One. The enemy are headed for the Forbidden Zone.
49:02 Attention Forbidden Zone guard.
49:05 The aliens must not enter.
49:08 We'll stop our enemies, don't worry, Great One.
49:11 [siren]
49:12 [siren]
49:16 Hey, Great One. They jumped into the Forbidden Zone.
49:21 Then I must stop them.
49:23 [siren]
49:25 Before they learn the secret of the planet of the dogs.
49:29 [siren]
49:32 Too late. They've learned the secret.
49:36 Yes, it's true.
49:38 Centuries ago, this was the planet of cats and mice.
49:42 And thus dogs were treated like inferior pets.
49:45 They left for the planet Earth, so we took over.
49:49 But now if you expect to return, forget it.
49:52 Because I made everyone think you are enemies with my computerized thought control center.
49:59 Yes, the Great One is not just a statue, but a computer.
50:05 Guard, seize them.
50:07 You too will be sent into orbit in outer space.
50:11 [siren]
50:12 Stop, aliens. You can't escape.
50:15 You can't outrun my jet-powered drone.
50:18 You'll never find your way out of the forest.
50:20 I'll track you down like a dog, man, cat and mouse.
50:25 [laughing]
50:26 Huh? Impossible.
50:29 They'll go on disappearing.
50:31 I must return to the computer thought control and alert everyone to look for them.
50:36 [laughing]
50:38 Now to activate my thought control center before my subjects start thinking for themselves.
50:45 [growling]
50:46 Attention all dogs.
50:48 This is the Great One, and here's your thought for the day.
50:53 You must love all cats and mice.
50:57 Repeat, you must love all cats and mice.
51:00 They are your friends.
51:02 Hey, what am I saying?
51:06 No, no, don't touch that self-destruct button.
51:11 [growling]
51:13 Oh, no.
51:15 Now everyone will love cats and mice, and everyone will think for themselves.
51:22 [screaming]
51:25 Hey, buddy.
51:27 They love all cats and mice.
51:30 [growling]
51:33 We have just picked up the rocket leaving the planet Dogstar.
51:36 Our two stowaway space travelers are aboard, and what a story they'll have to give us.
51:44 It's a perfect landing.
51:46 [cheering]
51:49 Tell us, Tom and Jerry, was there any sign of life on the planet Dogstar?
51:53 Ooh, ooh, look who's back.
51:56 Huh?
51:57 Wait, come back.
52:00 Don't go in there. That rocket is going to the moon.
52:05 Can you believe it? They're off again.
52:08 We'll never know about the mysterious planet Dogstar until Tom and Jerry get back from the moon.
52:14 We'll all be waiting for our brave cat and mouse trot-ops.
52:18 Yeah, especially me.
52:21 [laughing]
52:25 [music]
52:34 Ah, what a day.
52:37 Nothing like a peaceful quiet of the forest's tribunal.
52:41 Ah.
52:43 [roaring]
52:45 Perchance I spoke too soon.
52:47 Sooner even.
52:49 I'm besieged with trespassers.
52:52 [music]
52:59 Don't they know a man's home is his castle? Treehouse even.
53:03 [music]
53:08 Hey, you guys, you got rid of hideous corpses or something? A camping permit even?
53:13 Here, let me scrutinize that document.
53:17 Huh? Build your own log cabin? Log?
53:22 Logs for my tree? My home even?
53:25 Sure, you jest. You don't jest. You're serious.
53:30 [sigh]
53:33 Very well. You've aroused my anger.
53:37 [growling]
53:39 You've made me miffed even.
53:41 And a miffed squirrel spells trouble.
53:44 Problems even.
53:46 [chittering]
53:48 Hmm. Perhaps a warning will suffice.
53:53 Stand by for a warning shot over the bow.
53:57 Or on the bow even.
54:00 [music]
54:03 Now don't be see your face again.
54:06 [music]
54:13 Perhaps those interloping trespasses didn't understand.
54:17 Perhaps they forgot my warning.
54:19 Perhaps this will refresh dead memories.
54:23 [music]
54:39 Huh? What's up? Or sideways even.
54:42 It's either another quake or those small crackers again.
54:46 This time they go too far. Further even.
54:50 [growling]
54:55 Some people just never take a hint. Therefore...
54:58 [chittering]
55:02 I'll have to give them another hint.
55:04 [chittering]
55:09 Ah, I see you're all near us.
55:11 How about a slipknot even.
55:13 [music]
55:19 Coming up or is it down?
55:21 [music]
55:23 Make up your mind, will you?
55:25 [music]
55:30 Perhaps these interlopers are ready for a discussion on departure.
55:34 All right, mouse.
55:37 Uh-oh, I've been apprehended.
55:40 Negative even.
55:42 Don't tell me. You mean to evict me from my premises.
55:46 My home even.
55:48 You can't. You can't leave me homeless.
55:51 No place to rest my little head.
55:53 To raise a little family.
55:55 Myself even.
55:57 I have a heart, fellas.
55:59 Don't cast me out the cold.
56:01 Dead even.
56:03 Please, let me stay.
56:05 My home will be your home.
56:07 We'll be roommates.
56:09 Homeowners even. What do you say, fellas?
56:11 Okay?
56:13 Oh, swellsy.
56:15 Nom, nom, nom.
56:17 Oh, swellsy, swellsy.
56:19 I'll never be alone again.
56:21 We'll be a family. Just you and me and...
56:23 Huh?
56:25 Oh, no.
56:27 Oh, yes. It's a wrecker.
56:29 A tree-wrecking trespasser.
56:32 (BELL RINGING)
56:34 Clear the way.
56:41 I'm building a road through here,
56:43 and you're right in the way of progress.
56:45 A road? Right through here?
56:47 Our little home yet?
56:49 Like I said, clear the way.
56:52 'Cause nothing stands in the way of progress.
56:56 So here it comes, ready or not.
57:01 Gentlemen, our home is in danger.
57:04 Therefore, to arms.
57:06 To legs even.
57:08 Wait here. I have an idea.
57:13 Ha! A couple of good bumps,
57:18 and this tree will be a pile of toothpicks.
57:22 Aha! There's the little bolt
57:25 that holds the whole thing together.
57:28 A couple of good turns, and this piece of iron
57:30 will be a pile of churn.
57:32 Gee! My bulldozer's nothing but a pile of iron.
57:48 Scrap iron, even.
57:50 But is that gonna stop me?
57:55 Ha! Now let 'em try to stop my 20-ton steam shovel.
58:01 Gee! You're getting... (COUGHING)
58:11 ...smoggy in here.
58:13 I can hardly see a thing.
58:18 But that won't stop me.
58:24 There's the tree, right ahead.
58:27 And one scoop is all it'll take to upend that tree.
58:31 Must be stuck.
58:41 Better give her full power.
58:44 I hate to say it,
58:53 but they did it again.
58:56 All right, so I was pushy. I apologize.
59:01 So what say we make a deal?
59:04 Good idea. And I have just the plan.
59:07 Far be it from us to stop progress.
59:10 Gee, thanks.
59:12 Huh? You gotta be kidding.
59:16 You expect me to follow these plans?
59:19 Affirmative. Take it or leave it, even.
59:22 But remember, progress must progress.
59:26 Yeah, I guess you're right.
59:28 And since the road has to go through,
59:31 you gotta deal.
59:34 Sorry, pals. Maybe it ain't so bad.