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00:00 [music]
00:02 Who's got the sweetest disposition?
00:05 One guess, guess who?
00:08 Who never, never starts an argument?
00:11 Who never shows a bit of temperament?
00:14 Who's never wrong but always right?
00:17 Who'd never dream of starting a fight?
00:20 Who gets stuck with all the bad luck?
00:23 No one but Donald Duck!
00:26 [music]
00:28 [music]
00:35 Now Miss Daisy Duck, please tell me what happened in your own words.
00:39 Well doctor, I came to tell you about my boyfriend, Donald Duck.
00:44 Now, now madam, no names.
00:46 Alright doctor, well, one beautiful spring day, Donald, uh, I mean, my boyfriend and I
00:56 were walking in the park.
00:58 Now in the window on the 99th floor of a tall building was a beautiful flower in a pot.
01:06 It toppled out of the window and fell like a meteor right on my boyfriend's head.
01:14 I tried to revive him.
01:17 Finally, he came to and looked at me.
01:22 I smiled back reassuringly and then it happened.
01:27 It seemed as though he were hearing some strange voice.
01:32 Donald Duck, you are the greatest singer in the world.
01:40 With that he got up, dusted himself off, gave me a low, gracious bow and started to sing.
01:47 [music]
01:58 It was beautiful.
02:00 I stood and chanted.
02:02 Tears filled my eyes.
02:04 [music]
02:10 As he finished, I applauded.
02:12 I was so proud of him.
02:15 But when I rushed forward to clasp his hand, he gave me a cold, icy stare as though he
02:22 didn't know me.
02:23 And before I could say how I was pleased, he was snatched up by a famous theatrical agent.
02:30 The flower from his head fell at my feet, a symbol of my lost love.
02:37 I took it home.
02:39 I put it in a vase on the mountain.
02:41 It was all I had to remember him by because I never saw him again after that day, except
02:50 in advertising, on labels, in society columns, and on flashing marquees.
02:59 [music]
03:15 His golden voice on the radio only made it harder to bear.
03:20 I couldn't sleep.
03:22 I couldn't eat.
03:23 I didn't want to live.
03:25 I was going crazy, mad, jealous.
03:29 I tell you, I was insane.
03:33 Suddenly, I was snatched out of it by a newsboy's voice.
03:36 Donald Duck sings in person tonight at Radio City.
03:41 I rushed for my rap.
03:43 This would be his first public appearance, my first chance to see him.
03:49 By the time I reached Radio City, a long line of humanity had formed, and I was too late
03:57 to get inside.
04:02 So I went to the rear and waited at the stage door.
04:05 At last I should see him.
04:08 But no, crowds formed and blocked my view.
04:12 Thousands clamored to get his autograph.
04:15 Hoping to get a glimpse of him, I waited through the summer and through the winter.
04:21 I walked out front, where at least I could see his picture.
04:25 Donald, speak to me.
04:28 [music]
04:32 By the time summer came again, I was determined to see him.
04:36 To get by the doorman, I first tried pleading.
04:40 Disguise, force.
04:43 [music]
04:46 All with the same result.
04:49 But as I was coming home that night, I met him face to face.
04:55 Donald, darling, I've missed you terribly.
05:00 I'm so happy for you.
05:02 But he gave me that same cold, icy stare again.
05:06 I fell at his feet and poured out my soul to him.
05:11 In tears, I told him I was hungry and starving for his love.
05:17 So he threw me a dime and continued on his way.
05:22 But as soon as I gained control of myself,
05:25 I decided it was time to come to see you, doctor, for a solution to my problem.
05:32 Well, it's obvious the hit on the head caused your boyfriend to go through a complete mental and physical change.
05:39 I'm sorry to keep you, but first you have a big decision to make.
05:43 Do you want the world to have him and his beautiful golden voice,
05:47 or do you want him back again for yourself?
05:50 It's either the world or you.
05:53 Me, me, me!
05:55 [gunshot]
05:57 Me!
05:58 Please calm yourself, Miss Duck.
06:00 Here is my professional advice.
06:02 I suggest you take that same flower, put it in a heavy pot,
06:06 and if he should...
06:09 [whispering]
06:11 Thank you, doctor. I'll do it tonight.
06:16 [music]
06:21 [singing]
06:38 Like a bolt.
06:40 [singing]
06:48 [singing]
06:55 [thud]
06:57 [music]
07:01 Hey, say, my sweetheart, where will you be?
07:05 [laughing]
07:07 [music]
07:13 (metal clanging)