Donald Duck # Dilemma # And Nephews Huey, Dewey and Louie
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00:00 [music]
00:02 Who's got the sweetest?
00:04 Who gets stuck with all the bad luck?
00:07 No one but Donald Duck.
00:10 [music]
00:19 Now Miss Daisy Duck, please tell me what happened in your own words.
00:23 Well Doctor, I came to tell you about my boyfriend, Donald Duck.
00:28 Now now madam, no names.
00:30 Alright Doctor, well, one beautiful spring day, Donald, uh, I mean my boyfriend and I were walking in the park.
00:42 Now in the window on the 99th floor of a tall building was a beautiful flower in a pot.
00:50 It toppled out of the window and fell like a meteor.
00:54 [crash]
00:56 Right on my boyfriend's head.
00:59 I tried to revive him.
01:02 Finally, he came to and looked at me.
01:06 I smiled back reassuringly and then it happened.
01:10 It seemed as though he were hearing some strange voice.
01:15 Donald Duck, you are the greatest singer in the world.
01:22 [music]
01:24 Glad he got up, dusted himself off, gave me a long, gracious bow and started to sing.
01:31 [music]
01:41 It was beautiful. I stood and chatted. Tears filled my eyes.
01:47 [music]
01:53 As he finished, I applauded. I was so proud of him.
01:59 But when I rushed forward to clasp his hand, he gave me a cold, icy stare as though he didn't know me.
02:07 And before I could say how eloquent, he was snatched up by a famous theatrical agent.
02:14 The flower from his head fell at my feet.
02:18 A symbol of my lost love, I took it home.
02:22 I put it in a vase on the mantel.
02:25 It was all I had to remember him by.
02:28 Because I never saw him again after that day.
02:32 Except in advertising, on labels, in society columns, and on flashing marquees.
02:41 [music]
02:58 This golden voice on the radio only made it harder to bear.
03:03 I couldn't sleep. I couldn't eat. I didn't want to live. I was going crazy, mad, jealous.
03:12 I tell you, I was insane.
03:16 Suddenly, I was knocked out of it by a newsboy's voice.
03:20 Donald Duck sings in person tonight at Radio City.
03:24 I rushed for my rabbit. This would be his first public appearance, my first chance to see him.
03:32 But by the time I reached Radio City, a long line of humanity had formed.
03:39 And I was too late to get inside.
03:43 [music]
03:45 So I went to the rear and waited at the stage door.
03:49 At last I should see him.
03:52 But no, clouds formed and blocked my view.
03:55 Thousands clamored to get his autograph.
03:58 Hoping to get a glimpse of him, I waited through the summer and through the winter.
04:05 I walked out front, where at least I could see his picture.
04:09 Donald, speak to me.
04:12 [music]
04:15 By the time summer came again, I was determined to see him.
04:20 To get by the doorman, I first tried pleading.
04:24 Disguise, forth.
04:27 [music]
04:29 All with the same result.
04:32 But as I was coming home that night, I met him face to face.
04:38 Donald, darling, I've missed you terribly.
04:43 I'm so happy for you.
04:45 But he gave me that same cold, icy stare again.
04:49 I fell at his feet and poured out my soul to him.
04:54 Oh, tears. I told him I was hungry and starving for his love.
05:00 So he threw me a dime and continued on his way.
05:05 But as soon as I gained control of myself,
05:08 I decided it was time to come to see you, doctor, for a solution to my problem.
05:15 Well, it's obvious the hit on the head caused your boyfriend to go through a complete mental and physical change.
05:22 I can help you, but first you have a big decision to make.
05:26 Do you want the world to have him and his beautiful golden voice,
05:30 or do you want him back again for yourself?
05:33 It's either the world or you.
05:36 Me! Me! Me!
05:38 [gunshot]
05:40 Me!
05:41 Please calm yourself, Miss Duck. Here is my professional advice.
05:45 I suggest you take that same flower, put it in a heavy pot,
05:49 and if he should...
05:52 Let me know how you understand.
05:55 Thank you, doctor. I'll do it tonight.
05:59 [music]
06:05 [singing]
06:22 Like a bolt.
06:24 [singing]
06:44 [singing]
07:06 [laughing]
07:08 Well, well. What do we have here?
07:11 Meta-cowards again, sir?
07:13 [laughing]
07:15 Okay, boys. Who's going to be first?
07:19 [music]
07:24 [gunshots]
07:26 [dinging]
07:28 [squawk]
07:29 [squawk]
07:30 [music]
07:41 Okay, soldier. Try this massage.
07:45 [music]
07:47 [dinging]
07:49 [squawk]
07:51 [laughing]
07:55 [gunshots]
07:57 [laughing]
08:01 Now you can't win the match.
08:04 [laughing]
08:07 [music]
08:10 [squawk]
08:12 [squawk]
08:14 Tell you what, hot shot.
08:16 [squawk]
08:17 [music]
08:20 [squawk]
08:22 This is going to be rich.
08:24 [squawk]
08:26 [squawk]
08:28 [squawk]
08:30 Give me that.
08:32 [squawk]
08:34 Go down to bed.
08:37 [music]
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08:46 [dinging]
08:48 [music]
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09:00 [squawk]
09:01 [dinging]
09:02 [laughing]
09:04 [gunshot]
09:05 [music]
09:10 [squawk]
09:11 [music]
09:18 [gunshot]
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09:20 [music]
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09:25 [music]
09:32 [squawk]
09:33 [music]
09:43 [music]
09:50 (speaking gibberish)
09:55 (yelling)
10:02 (screaming)
10:10 (laughing)
10:12 (yelling)
10:14 (music playing)
10:18 (music playing)
10:23 (laughing)
10:25 (music playing)
10:29 Huh?
10:33 (music playing)
10:37 (screaming)
10:46 (music playing)
10:51 (speaking gibberish)
10:55 (speaking gibberish)
11:05 Hey!
11:15 (speaking gibberish)
11:20 Oh, no.
11:24 (speaking gibberish)
11:30 (speaking gibberish)
11:34 Oh, yes, I guess so.
11:37 (speaking gibberish)
11:43 (music playing)
12:09 (speaking gibberish)
12:13 (music playing)
12:17 (music playing)
12:21 (music playing)
12:25 (upbeat music)