Fathers Day Off
Transcript
00:00 [MUSIC PLAYING]
00:03 [MUSIC PLAYING]
00:07, [MUSIC PLAYING]
00:33 [MUSIC PLAYING]
00:37 [ENGINE REVVING]
00:38 Now, are you sure you can handle everything?
00:40 Can I handle everything?
00:42 Oh, what a little housework.
00:45 All right, then.
00:47 Goodbye.
00:48 Bye-bye.
00:48 Bye, Mommy.
00:49 [MUSIC PLAYING]
00:52 [ENGINE REVVING]
00:55 [MUSIC PLAYING]
00:58 [ENGINE REVVING]
01:00 Oh, she made it.
01:02 [MUSIC PLAYING]
01:05 Can I handle everything, she says.
01:08 Buster, let me tell you, I can breeze through this house
01:12 working half the time it takes your mother.
01:16 Not enough hours in a day, she says.
01:19 Ha, a little efficient organization, I say as.
01:23 Organization, son, that's the secret.
01:25 No waste motion.
01:27 Why, any man that can run a business can--
01:30 Help, man!
01:32 [MUSIC PLAYING]
01:35 Friendly, 'cause.
01:39 [HUMMING]
01:42 [ENGINE REVVING]
01:44 [HUMMING]
01:46 There you are.
01:47 Now run along to school.
01:50 No school today, 'cause it's Saturday.
01:53 Oh, well, you'll be a lot of help to Daddy around the house.
01:57 [MUSIC PLAYING]
01:59 [HUMMING]
02:02 Just breaking things up a bit.
02:06 [HUMMING]
02:09 Housework is hard work, she says.
02:11 Oh!
02:13 [HUMMING]
02:16 George, you know better than that.
02:19 [MUSIC PLAYING]
02:25 As we left John with a crushed viscerus and a fractured clavicle,
02:29 he was crawling toward Marsha.
02:32 Poor dear Marsha, whose failing eyesight
02:35 could no longer stand the strain of lacing her insane mother's straitjacket.
02:40 [BUZZING]
02:41 Groceries!
02:42 [MEOWING]
02:47 [FOOTSTEPS]
02:50 [CASH REGISTER RINGING]
02:51 That's two out!
02:53 [MUSIC PLAYING]
02:56 Oh, boys will be boys.
02:58 Huh?
02:59 Dog gone dog.
03:02 This will hold you.
03:04 [HUMMING]
03:07 [BIRDS CHIRPING]
03:10 Huh?
03:11 My wife!
03:12 [MUSIC PLAYING]
03:15 Get, get, get, get!
03:17 [BARKING]
03:18 [MUSIC PLAYING]
03:21 [THUD]
03:22 [MUSIC PLAYING]
03:25 Well, I'll just run them through again.
03:28 [MUSIC PLAYING]
03:31 [SQUEAKING]
03:35 Junior, don't play with the white-shot machine.
03:37 [MUSIC PLAYING]
03:39 [SQUEAKING]
03:40 [SQUEAKING]
03:44 Out, out, out, out, out!
03:46 [SQUEAKING]
03:48 Now, where did she keep that vacuum?
03:50 [HUMMING]
03:53 [BUZZING]
03:56 [MUSIC PLAYING]
03:58 [SQUEAKING]
04:01 [MUSIC PLAYING]
04:04 [SQUEAKING]
04:06 Ow!
04:07 Stay right where you are.
04:08 I'll get you.
04:09 Ow!
04:12 Now, you march right in there and take a bath.
04:15 [HUMMING]
04:18 [MUSIC PLAYING]
04:21 [HUMMING]
04:24 Rover, get, get, get!
04:26 [HUMMING]
04:28 Unable to contain herself longer,
04:31 Marsha strangled a scream.
04:32 [SCREAMING]
04:34 As John's limp body slipped beneath the cold, cold waters
04:37 of Old North Bay, consciousness returned.
04:40 Where-- where am I?
04:41 He gulped.
04:44 I thought I told you--
04:45 [BUZZING]
04:46 Cleaning man!
04:47 [SCREAMING]
04:48 [CRASHING]
04:52 Huh?
04:53 [MUSIC PLAYING]
04:56 [HUMMING]
05:00 [PHONE RINGING]
05:02 Oh, I don't like--
05:03 [DOG BARKING]
05:04 Hello?
05:05 I'll have her call you.
05:06 [BUZZING]
05:07 You, anybody home?
05:08 [BUZZING]
05:10 [SQUEAKING]
05:12 Would you watch little Betty-Jew for a moment, thanks?
05:15 [DOG BARKING]
05:18 I have here a handy little gadget that no housewife in her
05:21 right mind would be without.
05:22 It's a--
05:23 Something's burning.
05:24 [BUZZING]
05:26 It rises.
05:27 It mashes.
05:28 It smashes.
05:29 It's that--
05:30 OK, OK, I'll take it.
05:31 [DOG BARKING]
05:32 [BUZZING]
05:35 [DOG BARKING]
05:40 No, she's not.
05:41 [DOG BARKING]
05:42 Yeah?
05:43 All right.
05:44 I'll have her call you.
05:45 [BUZZING]
05:49 Get away from that phone.
05:50 Oh, yeah?
05:51 One more step and I'll plug you.
05:52 Drop it.
05:53 Help!
05:54 Murder!
05:55 Please!
05:56 [DOG BARKING]
05:59 Mommy's home.
06:00 [DOG BARKING]
06:02 Huh?
06:03 What?
06:04 Oh!
06:05 [DOG BARKING]
06:07 Hello, honey.
06:09 How did everything go?
06:11 How did everything go, she said.
06:13 What?
06:14 Oh, it was just fine.
06:15 Fine?
06:16 Nothing to it.
06:17 This is the place.
06:18 On your arms, Joe.
06:19 Come on, Charlie.
06:20 Oh, stand back, stand back.
06:22 Is everybody out?
06:23 Up here, Max.
06:24 Come on.
06:25 Take it away.
06:26 [MUSIC PLAYING]
06:28 [SCREAMING]
06:34 OK, where's the body?
06:36 Body?
06:37 What body?
06:38 [BUZZING]
06:39 Here's your body.
06:40 Hold it, Max.
06:41 That's good.
06:42 [MUSIC PLAYING]
06:45 [SCREAMING]
06:48 [MUSIC PLAYING]
06:52 (upbeat music)