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00:45 ♪ Cooking is as simple as A, B, C ♪
00:56 ♪ With a Mother Mallard's recipe ♪
00:59 - Are you hungry?
01:00 How would you like some of Old Mother Mallard's
01:04 delicious golden brown waffles?
01:07 Dripping with melted butter
01:11 and swimming with maple syrup.
01:13 - Mmm, yum, yum, yum, yum, yum, yum, yum.
01:18 (sniffing)
01:23 - Well, here's the recipe.
01:26 Are you ready?
01:27 - Yes.
01:32 - Mix together one quart of milk
01:35 and one pound of flour.
01:39 Then to these ingredients, add two fresh eggs.
01:44 - Eggs?
01:47 Just a minute.
01:48 (children yelling)
01:52 (chomping)
01:53 - I repeat, add two fresh eggs,
01:56 a dash of baking powder,
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02:07 and stir thoroughly.
02:09 Now have your iron hot.
02:16 And while your waffle is baking,
02:17 Old Mother Mallard will give you
02:19 a few moments of organ music.
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02:24 (yelling)
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04:49 - Is your waffle a nice golden bronze?
04:54 Perhaps you should cook it just a little longer.
04:56 (yelping)
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05:21 - That stops ya.
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06:07 (thudding)
06:18 - Good riddance.
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06:22 Wow, wow, tough bugger.
06:30 (grumbling)
06:34 - Come on.
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06:37 - Did you enjoy your waffle?
06:44 I bet you did.
06:46 Won't you let me hear from you?
06:50 - No.
06:51 - And so until next week,
06:55 old Mother Mallet wishes you all a pleasant--
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