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00:00 [MUSIC PLAYING]
00:03 [MUSIC PLAYING]
00:06 [upbeat piano and guitar music]
00:11 [animal call sounds]
00:33 [crowd cheering]
00:35 [upbeat piano and guitar music]
00:39 [crowd cheering]
00:43 [gasps] Brilliant! [laughs]
00:47 [gasps]
00:49 [crowd cheering]
00:54 [laughs]
00:56 [crowd cheering]
00:59 [speaks in foreign language]
01:06 [crowd cheering]
01:09 [laughs]
01:11 That's really good.
01:14 Oh!
01:17 [laughs]
01:19 [speaks in foreign language]
01:22 [knocking]
01:27 [laughs]
01:28 Hello!
01:30 Oh, hello.
01:31 Oh, come in.
01:32 [laughs]
01:33 [door opens]
01:35 [crowd cheering]
01:37 It's very gloomy in here.
01:39 [speaks in foreign language]
01:41 There!
01:42 Oh!
01:43 Oh, goodness me!
01:45 [phone rings]
01:46 [speaks in foreign language]
01:48 [speaks in foreign language]
01:50 [laughs]
01:52 Look!
01:54 Let's go to the seaside!
01:56 [sighs]
01:57 Oh, come on!
01:59 All right, all right, I'm not packed.
02:02 Just give me a minute.
02:04 [laughs]
02:06 [music]
02:09 [sighs]
02:10 [music]
02:13 [grunts]
02:14 [music]
02:16 [grunts]
02:17 [music]
02:19 [grunts]
02:20 [music]
02:23 [sighs]
02:24 We're only going for the day.
02:26 [music]
02:29 Oh!
02:30 [bell dings]
02:31 [laughs]
02:32 [music]
02:33 [sighs]
02:34 [music]
02:36 [grunts]
02:37 [music]
02:40 [grunts]
02:41 [music]
02:44 [grunts]
02:45 [music]
02:46 [grunts]
02:47 [music]
02:48 [bell dings]
02:49 There's too much stuff!
02:51 I know, I know.
02:54 Oh!
02:55 [bell dings]
02:56 [music]
02:57 [grunts]
02:58 [music]
03:01 [sighs]
03:02 [sighs]
03:03 Honestly.
03:04 [music]
03:06 [grunts]
03:07 [music]
03:08 [grunts]
03:09 [music]
03:10 [grunts]
03:11 [music]
03:12 [grunts]
03:13 [music]
03:14 [grunts]
03:15 [music]
03:19 Oh!
03:20 Right.
03:21 [music]
03:22 [grunts]
03:23 [music]
03:24 There!
03:25 The beach!
03:27 Very good.
03:28 [music]
03:29 Come on.
03:30 Come on.
03:31 *Piggy's motor sounds*
03:33 *Piggy's motor sounds*
03:34 *Piggy's motor sounds*
03:35 *Piggy's motor sounds*
03:36 *Piggy's motor sounds*
03:37 *Piggy's motor sounds*
03:39 I do like to be beside the seaside, I do like to be beside the sea.
03:46 I do like to throw the pump, the pump, pump, pump. Where the puffin plays the layup.
03:54 *Piggy's motor sounds*
03:55 *Piggy's motor sounds*
03:57 *Piggy's motor sounds*
03:58 *Piggy's motor sounds*
03:59 *Piggy's motor sounds*
04:01 *Piggy's motor sounds*
04:03 Honestly, come on!
04:05 *Piggy's motor sounds*
04:07 *Piggy's motor sounds*
04:09 Well, I think that's a bit...
04:11 *Piggy's motor sounds*
04:12 Well, hmm...
04:14 Definitely have a nut.
04:16 Hmm...
04:18 *Piggy's motor sounds*
04:20 *Piggy's motor sounds*
04:22 Huh?
04:24 Right.
04:25 *Piggy's motor sounds*
04:26 *Piggy's motor sounds*
04:31 *Piggy's motor sounds*
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04:51 *Piggy's motor sounds*
04:53 *Piggy's motor sounds*
04:55 Oh.
04:56 *Piggy's motor sounds*
04:58 Sorry about that.
05:00 *Piggy's motor sounds*
05:02 *Piggy's motor sounds*
05:04 *Piggy's motor sounds*
05:06 *Piggy's motor sounds*
05:08 *Piggy's motor sounds*
05:10 *Piggy's motor sounds*
05:12 Here we are.
05:14 *Piggy's motor sounds*
05:16 Oh.
05:18 Oh.
05:20 Oh, it's wonderful.
05:22 *Piggy's motor sounds*
05:24 I'll just get the...
05:26 *Piggy's motor sounds*
05:28 *Piggy's motor sounds*
05:30 *Piggy's motor sounds*
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05:52 *Piggy's motor sounds*
05:54 *Piggy's motor sounds*
05:56 Oh, my trunk!
05:58 *Piggy's motor sounds*
06:00 Aha! It's arrived!
06:02 *Piggy's motor sounds*
06:04 *Piggy's motor sounds*
06:06 *Piggy's motor sounds*
06:08 *Piggy's motor sounds*
06:10 *Piggy's motor sounds*
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06:16 *Piggy's motor sounds*
06:18 *Piggy's motor sounds*
06:20 Oh, shoot!
06:22 *Piggy's motor sounds*
06:24 *Piggy's motor sounds*
06:26 *Piggy's motor sounds*
06:28 *Piggy's motor sounds*
06:30 *Piggy's motor sounds*
06:32 *Piggy's motor sounds*
06:34 *Piggy's motor sounds*
06:36 Excuse me!
06:38 *Piggy's motor sounds*
06:40 *Piggy's motor sounds*
06:42 *Piggy's motor sounds*
06:44 *Piggy's motor sounds*
06:46 *Piggy's motor sounds*
06:48 *Piggy's motor sounds*
06:50 *Piggy's motor sounds*
06:52 Thank you!
06:54 *Piggy's motor sounds*
06:56 *Piggy's motor sounds*
06:58 *Piggy's motor sounds*
07:00 *Piggy's motor sounds*
07:02 *Piggy's motor sounds*
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07:06 *Piggy's motor sounds*
07:08 *Piggy's motor sounds*
07:10 *Piggy's motor sounds*
07:12 What the...
07:14 *Piggy's motor sounds*
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07:24 *Piggy's motor sounds*
07:26 *Piggy's motor sounds*
07:28 *Piggy's motor sounds*
07:30 *Piggy's motor sounds*
07:32 Ta-da!
07:34 *Piggy's motor sounds*
07:36 *Piggy's motor sounds*
07:38 *Piggy's motor sounds*
07:40 Sorry!
07:42 *Piggy's motor sounds*
07:44 *Piggy's motor sounds*
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07:48 *Piggy's motor sounds*
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08:00 *Piggy's motor sounds*
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08:28 *Piggy's motor sounds*
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08:36 *Piggy's motor sounds*
08:38 *Piggy's motor sounds*
08:40 *Piggy's motor sounds*
08:42 Thank you! Thank you, ladies and gentlemen!
08:44 And now for my first trick, I'd like to introduce you to...
08:48 *thunder*
08:50 Oh... um...
08:52 *audience laughter*
08:54 *grunt*
08:56 I'm sorry. Let's move on.
09:00 *thud*
09:02 *audience laughter*
09:04 Now...
09:06 How about...
09:08 this?
09:10 *audience laughter*
09:12 *audience laughter*
09:14 Excuse me!
09:16 *thud*
09:18 Ta-da!
09:20 *thud*
09:22 He's so sweet!
09:24 *thunder*
09:26 *sigh*
09:28 Have you seen a trunk?
09:30 Over there.
09:32 Really? Right!
09:34 Nothing there...
09:36 but...
09:38 abracadabra!
09:40 *gasp*
09:42 *whimper*
09:44 *whimper*
09:46 Mr. T-Bone Ring...
09:50 Oh...
09:52 Hmm...
09:54 *thud*
09:56 What is going on here?
09:58 Oh!
10:00 Mine! I think!
10:02 Oh, yes! Thank you!
10:04 Oh, it's you!
10:06 Yes!
10:08 How can we help?
10:10 You can go away...
10:12 now!
10:14 *thud*
10:16 *thud*
10:18 *thud*
10:20 Oh...
10:22 Oh!
10:24 He might have sent my trunk!
10:26 *thud*
10:28 Ow!
10:30 *music*
10:32 *music*
10:34 *music*
10:36 *music*
10:38 *music*
10:40 *music*
10:42 *music*
10:44 *music*
10:46 *music*
10:48 *music*
10:50 *music*
10:52 *music*
10:54 *music*
10:56 *music*
10:58 *thud*
11:00 *music*
11:02 Oh!
11:04 Um...
11:06 Um...
11:08 *gasp*
11:10 Oh, my...
11:12 Oh, yes!
11:14 Oh, beautiful!
11:16 *gasp*
11:18 *gasp*
11:20 Look, Teddy!
11:22 The duck!
11:24 Quack, quack!
11:26 Would you mind?
11:28 Oh, yes, of course!
11:30 *laugh*
11:32 Oh...
11:34 But this is a phone!
11:36 Hm?
11:38 *beep*
11:40 Oh?
11:42 *ding*
11:44 Oh!
11:46 *gasp*
11:48 Oh!
11:50 That clever!
11:52 Huh? Cheese!
11:54 Cheese!
11:56 *music*
11:58 *music*
12:00 *music*
12:02 *cough*
12:04 That's amazing!
12:06 *music*
12:08 *beep*
12:10 *beep*
12:12 Uh, alarm clock!
12:14 Oh, back to work!
12:16 Bye!
12:18 See you later!
12:20 *beep*
12:22 *beep*
12:24 *beep*
12:26 Hm?
12:28 Oh!
12:30 *beep*
12:32 *beep*
12:34 *beep*
12:36 *beep*
12:38 Not bad!
12:40 But I know what I prefer!
12:42 *beep*
12:44 *beep*
12:46 *beep*
12:48 *beep*
12:50 *beep*
12:52 *beep*
12:54 Oh, I'd like one of those!
12:56 Okay, let's go and get you one!
12:58 Oh, yes please!
13:00 And this is how we'll get there!
13:02 *beep*
13:04 *beep*
13:06 Oh, it's gonna rain!
13:08 Hurry up!
13:10 Now...
13:12 Come on, Terry!
13:14 *thunder*
13:16 Well, I never...
13:18 Oh!
13:20 *beep*
13:22 *beep*
13:24 Oh!
13:26 *beep*
13:28 Wow!
13:30 Huh?
13:32 *beep*
13:34 Huh?
13:36 *beep*
13:38 *beep*
13:40 Hm.
13:42 Hmm.
13:44 *beep*
13:46 *beep*
13:48 *beep*
13:50 *beep*
13:52 *beep*
13:54 *cough*
13:56 Oh, this is my friend!
13:58 He wants one of these!
14:00 Yes, that's right!
14:02 Oh, yeah!
14:04 Here you go!
14:06 Oh!
14:08 What?!
14:10 I can't afford that!
14:12 *chew*
14:14 Sorry, mate!
14:16 We can't help you!
14:18 *sigh*
14:20 *sigh*
14:22 *sigh*
14:24 *beep*
14:26 Hm.
14:28 Hm.
14:30 Highlander.
14:32 *beep*
14:34 Huh?
14:36 Hm.
14:38 Haha!
14:40 *beep*
14:42 What?
14:44 Say cheese, Terry!
14:46 *beep*
14:48 *beep*
14:50 *beep*
14:52 *beep*
14:54 *beep*
14:56 *beep*
14:58 *beep*
15:00 Ah!
15:02 *beep*
15:04 *beep*
15:06 *beep*
15:08 *beep*
15:10 *beep*
15:12 Ow!
15:14 Oof!
15:16 Aha!
15:18 *sniff*
15:20 Oh.
15:22 Oh! I know!
15:24 *sniff*
15:26 *sniff*
15:28 *beep*
15:30 Excellent!
15:32 Thank you!
15:34 *sniff*
15:36 *sniff*
15:38 *sniff*
15:40 *sniff*
15:42 Oh, look!
15:44 Haha! He's back!
15:46 Huh?
15:48 Ta-da!
15:50 The Bean Phone!
15:52 *sniff*
15:54 Cheers!
15:56 *sniff*
15:58 *sniff*
16:00 Look! Phone.
16:02 Camera.
16:04 Clock.
16:06 Yeah, but what about this?
16:08 *beep*
16:10 Oh, yes.
16:12 *sniff*
16:14 *sniff*
16:16 *sniff*
16:18 *sniff*
16:20 What else you got?
16:22 Huh?
16:24 What about the weather?
16:26 Aha!
16:28 Ta-da!
16:30 Hmph! Games.
16:32 *beep*
16:34 *beep*
16:36 Aha!
16:38 Oh!
16:40 Haha!
16:42 Haha!
16:44 Oh!
16:46 Haha!
16:48 Alright, let's have a proper challenge.
16:52 Okay, go on.
16:54 First one to here, using your phone, and the winner gets this.
17:00 Oh, and I'll be the judge!
17:02 You're on.
17:04 Right, you ready? Steady, go!
17:06 See you there!
17:08 I'll just hang on a second.
17:10 I'll just, I'll just go to, um...
17:12 Uh, right, okay.
17:18 See ya!
17:20 Okay.
17:26 Oh!
17:28 Right.
17:30 We are here.
17:32 And we're going to...
17:34 Here!
17:36 Go!
17:38 Oh!
17:40 Oh.
17:48 I better take the underground.
17:50 Oh!
17:56 Oh!
18:04 Oh!
18:06 Ugh!
18:08 Ugh!
18:12 Ugh!
18:14 Hmph! Hmph! Hmph!
18:16 Hmph!
18:18 Ugh!
18:20 Ugh!
18:22 Oh!
18:24 Apologies for the delay, ladies and gentlemen.
18:30 We're just being held at a red signal.
18:32 Oh!
18:34 And no reception.
18:38 Oh!
18:40 Oh!
18:52 Of course!
18:54 Oh!
18:56 Huh?
18:58 Huh?
19:00 Huh?
19:02 Oh!
19:04 Oh!
19:06 Oh!
19:08 Oh!
19:10 Hmph!
19:12 Oh!
19:14 Oh!
19:16 Oh!
19:18 Excuse me!
19:20 Oh!
19:22 Oh!
19:24 Huh?
19:26 Oh!
19:28 Oh!
19:30 Come on! Come on!
19:32 Oh!
19:34 Oh!
19:36 Oh!
19:38 Oh!
19:40 Oh!
19:42 Oh!
19:44 Ah!
19:46 Ah!
19:48 Where is it?
19:50 I'm definitely close.
19:52 Aha!
19:54 Oh!
19:56 Oh! Oh! There they are!
19:58 Ah, come on!
20:00 Sorry! Sorry!
20:02 I should be thinking of thinking of you.
20:04 Oh!
20:06 Oh!
20:08 Oh!
20:10 Help!
20:12 I can't swim!
20:14 But I'm nearly...
20:16 ...zero!
20:18 Okay.
20:20 I'm coming!
20:24 Help!
20:40 I'm coming!
20:42 Ah!
20:44 Ah!
20:46 Oh!
20:48 Oh!
20:50 Oh, no!
20:52 Oh, well.
20:54 Never mind.
20:56 I think this is yours.
20:58 Thank you.
21:00 [laughs]
21:02 [music]
21:04 [music]
21:06 [clicks]
21:28 [music ends]
21:30 [music]
21:32 [music]
21:34 [music]
21:36 [music]
21:38 [music]
21:40 [music]
21:42 [music]
21:44 This is going to be brilliant!
21:46 [music]
21:48 [music]
21:50 You can do it, Teddy! Good luck!
21:52 [music]
21:54 Three, two, one, go!
21:56 [music]
21:58 [music]
22:00 Yes, Teddy! You did it!
22:02 You did it! You did it!
22:04 Oh, no! No, no!
22:06 Watch out!
22:08 [music]
22:10 [music]
22:12 Oh!
22:14 Oh!
22:16 Ow!
22:18 Oh, my goodness!
22:20 [meow]
22:22 Get me an ambulance!
22:26 Right.
22:28 Oh!
22:30 Ow!
22:32 [music]
22:34 [music]
22:36 [music]
22:38 [music]
22:40 Oh!
22:42 I'm sorry.
22:44 I'm really sorry.
22:46 Ah!
22:48 Oh!
22:50 Oh, dear.
22:52 Oh!
22:54 TV? Some wrestling?
22:56 Hmm?
22:58 Now, where's the remote?
23:00 Ah! Here we are.
23:02 [music]
23:04 [music]
23:06 [music]
23:08 [music]
23:10 [music]
23:12 Oh, my goodness!
23:14 [music]
23:16 I'm so sorry.
23:18 [music]
23:20 Ah!
23:22 Hmm. Excellent.
23:24 She's ready to go home.
23:26 Oh, good.
23:28 Oh! Go home.
23:30 Thank you very much. Thank you.
23:32 Oh!
23:34 Here we are.
23:36 Oh!
23:38 All spick and span.
23:40 Well, now, it never.
23:42 [music]
23:44 And, um, it's in the bed.
23:46 Good.
23:48 Now, any problems,
23:50 pull this.
23:52 Aye?
23:54 [music]
23:56 [music]
23:58 [music]
24:00 [music]
24:02 Oh!
24:04 Very good. Very good.
24:06 Only in an
24:08 emergency.
24:10 Oh! Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.
24:12 Of course. Yes.
24:14 Right.
24:16 [music]
24:18 [music]
24:20 [music]
24:22 [music]
24:24 [music]
24:26 [music]
24:28 [music]
24:30 [music]
24:32 What is it?
24:34 Just testing.
24:36 Oh. Okay.
24:38 Bye.
24:40 [laughs]
24:42 Oh.
24:44 [music]
24:46 Oh!
24:48 Oh!
24:50 [snoring]
24:52 [sighs]
24:54 Oh!
24:56 [coughs]
24:58 Oh!
25:00 [snoring]
25:02 [music]
25:04 Yes?
25:06 Turn the telly on, please.
25:08 [sighs]
25:10 Okay.
25:12 [music]
25:14 Phew!
25:16 [sighs]
25:18 [door closes]
25:20 Oh, no!
25:22 [music]
25:24 Oh!
25:26 Ow!
25:28 [music]
25:30 [music]
25:32 [music]
25:34 [music]
25:36 Oh, goodness!
25:38 [music]
25:40 [music]
25:42 [music]
25:44 [music]
25:46 [music]
25:48 [music]
25:50 [music]
25:52 [music]
25:54 [music]
25:56 [music]
25:58 What?
26:00 Could you turn it over, please?
26:02 [sighs] Fine.
26:04 No.
26:06 [sighs]
26:08 Boring.
26:10 [groans]
26:12 I like a bit of wrestling.
26:14 [laughs]
26:16 [sighs]
26:18 Wait, wait, wait!
26:20 What?
26:22 Can you turn it up?
26:24 Right.
26:26 Just right there.
26:28 But...
26:30 But...
26:32 [sighs]
26:34 There you are.
26:36 [meows]
26:38 Oh!
26:40 That's fancy.
26:42 Good.
26:44 [groans]
26:46 [door closes]
26:48 Oh, now!
26:50 What?
26:52 All right, all right.
26:54 What is it?
26:56 What?
26:58 What are you on about?
27:00 Ding, ding, ding!
27:02 You must have pulled the...
27:04 But I haven't even...
27:06 Huh?
27:08 [grunts]
27:10 [meows]
27:12 Oh, no!
27:14 [grunts]
27:16 [music]
27:18 [gasps]
27:20 Why, you little...
27:22 [meows]
27:24 [music]
27:26 [grunts]
27:28 Okay.
27:30 [grunts]
27:32 [grunts]
27:34 [grunts]
27:36 [grunts]
27:38 [meows]
27:40 [grunts]
27:42 Oh, no.
27:44 [grunts]
27:46 [grunts]
27:48 [groans]
27:50 [grunts]
27:52 [groans]
27:54 [door closes]
27:56 Yes?
27:58 Keep the noise down, please.
28:00 I'm trying to watch the wrestling.
28:02 [laughs]
28:04 Oh, no!
28:06 [groans]
28:08 Right.
28:10 [meows]
28:12 Huh?
28:14 [meows]
28:16 [laughs]
28:18 [gasps]
28:20 Welcome to the mobility...
28:22 Come in.
28:24 Oh, dear. Oh, dear.
28:26 How are you, dear? Would you like a cup of tea?
28:28 Oh, let me make it.
28:30 No, no, no, no.
28:32 Mr. Bean can do that.
28:34 What?
28:36 Oh, do let me.
28:38 No, no, no, no, no.
28:40 I really don't mind, Mrs. Whittier.
28:42 But I do.
28:44 Mr. Bean, two teas, please.
28:46 Oh!
28:48 [groans]
28:50 Cup of tea. Fine.
28:52 [groans]
28:54 Oh.
28:56 Oh.
28:58 Good, innit?
29:00 Very good.
29:02 Bit expensive, though, eh?
29:04 Mm.
29:06 Okay, bye!
29:10 Bye-bye, bye-bye.
29:12 Bye-bye!
29:14 Right.
29:16 [snoring]
29:28 [snoring]
29:30 There we go.
29:48 [chuckles]
29:50 [snoring]
29:56 This is wicked.
29:58 Oh, oh, look.
30:00 What's this?
30:02 Oh!
30:04 Oh.
30:06 What do you think?
30:08 Oh.
30:10 Oh!
30:12 Is it good?
30:14 Oh!
30:20 [chuckles]
30:22 [laughs]
30:24 Oh!
30:26 Mm.
30:28 Aye?
30:30 [chuckles]
30:32 Oh!
30:34 Bloomin' brilliant!
30:36 [chuckles]
30:38 Ooh!
30:40 Hello.
30:44 Oh, perfect timing.
30:46 Come in, come in.
30:48 Oh, thanks.
30:50 [chuckles]
30:52 Hi, there.
30:54 Keep up, keep up.
30:58 Ooh.
31:02 Oh, better than being stuck inside.
31:04 [chuckles]
31:06 Whoa! Aye.
31:08 [chuckles]
31:10 Aye?
31:12 Ooh.
31:14 Oi! Hey, let me out!
31:16 Bane!
31:18 Oh! Oh, dear.
31:20 There. Cup of tea?
31:22 Bane!
31:24 Oh, yes, please.
31:26 [chuckles]
31:28 Funny.
31:30 (thud)