Goat story 2 with Cheese - Children crazy and mad Cartoon
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00:02:17 - This cheese is really divine, my faithful horse-serve.
00:02:23 My taste buds are dancing all over my tongue.
00:02:26 Take a look.
00:02:27 (laughing)
00:02:29 - Oh please, I don't deserve such an honor.
00:02:32 - Ah, don't be bashful.
00:02:34 Every tongue you know makes you more of a person.
00:02:37 - Indeed, indeed.
00:02:39 That's the finest tongue I've ever seen, your highness.
00:02:42 It is so nimble, so sharp and witty.
00:02:45 - Do you know I have one responsible for cultivating it
00:02:48 with the finest cheeses from all over the world.
00:02:51 - Yes, yes, sire.
00:02:53 What would you say to some well-ripened Parmesan cheese
00:02:57 from Italy?
00:02:59 - I would say, but of course, Master Cheese Monster.
00:03:03 (laughing)
00:03:06 But do we have enough money for it?
00:03:08 There's hardly anything left in here.
00:03:10 - We'll be lucky to get bread for this, right, Mr. Mouse?
00:03:14 - So we can't get any Parmesan, no?
00:03:17 - Not to worry, my dear sire.
00:03:19 We'll do what we usually do.
00:03:22 We will make a trade.
00:03:24 (sneezing)
00:03:26 (crashing)
00:03:27 - Right, my dear sire, that is so true.
00:03:30 We'll trade the chandelier
00:03:32 and we'll throw in one of the paintings.
00:03:36 - If not for you.
00:03:38 (sighing)
00:03:39 (dramatic music)
00:03:42 ♪ I want and only want disease
00:03:46 ♪ I'm so crazy 'bout the cheese
00:03:49 ♪ Without blue Parmesan
00:03:51 ♪ My life simply can't go on
00:03:53 ♪ And I need my daily cheese
00:03:55 ♪ I'm a junkie if you please help
00:04:00 ♪ We sing a hearty call
00:04:04 ♪ To the loveless inhabitants
00:04:10 - Yum, yum, yum, yum, yum, yum.
00:04:13 (gentle music)
00:04:22 (chattering)
00:04:25 - Hey there, please be careful.
00:04:38 (laughing)
00:04:40 - Mm, there.
00:04:42 In just a few weeks, this will be
00:04:44 the best goat cheese the world has ever known.
00:04:47 - Daddy, can I borrow this?
00:04:49 - I'd remember to return it this time.
00:04:52 - Thanks.
00:04:53 (laughing)
00:04:54 (humming)
00:04:56 - The nobles are saddling their horses.
00:05:01 This will be the best jousting tournament
00:05:03 the world has ever seen.
00:05:05 I'm leaving.
00:05:07 - Who's going to babysit Susie?
00:05:12 - Okay, but the tournament is about to start now.
00:05:16 - First we work, and then we play.
00:05:19 Oh boy.
00:05:20 - Darn it.
00:05:22 That's the third time already this month.
00:05:25 - Why do you have to sweep outside when I'm making cheese?
00:05:28 - You always make cheese.
00:05:30 Somebody has to keep this place tidy.
00:05:32 - Yes, but...
00:05:33 Okay, I'm sorry.
00:05:39 - I like making up best of all anyway.
00:05:44 - Mommy, can you babysit Susie for me?
00:05:47 - All right, but come home for supper.
00:05:50 - I really hate to disrupt you,
00:05:52 but I've been waiting all day to be milked.
00:05:55 - You're in trouble, you're in trouble.
00:05:57 (farting)
00:05:58 - Johnny, Knight, you better get to work now.
00:06:01 - Okay, not again.
00:06:03 (soft music)
00:06:06 (children laughing)
00:06:09 - I hope you cut your fingernails not like the last time.
00:06:24 - When were they ever out like child labor?
00:06:27 - Most kids today.
00:06:29 - Whatever.
00:06:30 - Oh, afternoon.
00:06:34 - Greetings.
00:06:35 - Good afternoon, ma'am.
00:06:37 - Good afternoon.
00:06:39 - Good afternoon.
00:06:41 - Good afternoon.
00:06:43 - What about my cheese?
00:06:45 You promised I'd have it a week ago.
00:06:47 - My apologies, ma'am, but I only have one teeth.
00:06:51 - Oh, come back later.
00:06:53 The day after tomorrow.
00:06:55 - Shame on you making an old lady run around.
00:06:58 (thudding)
00:06:59 (chicken clucking)
00:07:02 - It's lucky you're the last cheese makers in the village.
00:07:05 - She uses the cheese in mousetraps anyway.
00:07:08 (chicken clucking)
00:07:11 - Mommy, mommy, Johnny is missing the bucket.
00:07:15 - Oh, come on.
00:07:18 - Mommy, mommy, Suzie's eating grass now.
00:07:22 (children chattering)
00:07:29 - There, I'll let you taste it once it's infused
00:07:32 with the scent of fresh air.
00:07:34 - Ugh, I'm not at all fond of cheese.
00:07:38 It stinks.
00:07:40 - It pays the bills, so give it the respect it deserves.
00:07:43 - Good cheese. - Chew cheese.
00:07:47 - That's the ticket.
00:07:49 (gentle music)
00:07:53 (wind howling)
00:08:21 (Suzie panting)
00:08:24 (Suzie moaning)
00:08:27 (wind howling)
00:08:30 (Suzie squeaking)
00:08:39 - Chew.
00:08:41 (gentle music)
00:08:44 (chicken clucking)
00:08:50 - Go, go do your thing.
00:08:52 - Yeah, yeah.
00:08:54 (chicken clucking)
00:08:57 (Suzie moaning)
00:09:03 (gentle music)
00:09:18 (Suzie snorting)
00:09:21 (Suzie grunting)
00:09:24 (Suzie moaning)
00:09:27 (gentle music)
00:09:30 (Suzie barking)
00:09:33 - Oh, barman, where's the bill?
00:09:37 (gentle music)
00:09:47 (Suzie grunting)
00:09:50 (Suzie sniffing)
00:09:53 (Suzie snorting)
00:09:56 (gentle music)
00:09:59 (Suzie squeaking)
00:10:05 (Suzie moaning)
00:10:08 - Excuse me, your highness.
00:10:13 Good morning.
00:10:15 Get up.
00:10:17 (laughing)
00:10:20 (chicken clucking)
00:10:23 (laughing)
00:10:27 (chicken clucking)
00:10:30 There, a savory omelet for breakfast, your highness.
00:10:37 One that's full of cheese, of course.
00:10:42 - I smell, I smell cheddar.
00:10:45 - Imported all the way from England.
00:10:48 Eat up.
00:10:49 - What a symphony of flavors.
00:10:56 (laughing)
00:10:57 But last night I ate far more delectable cheese
00:11:00 than the village.
00:11:01 - Is it possible that there could possibly
00:11:03 be more cheese makers in our kingdom again?
00:11:06 - Seems so.
00:11:07 I haven't eaten such good goat cheese in ages.
00:11:10 Could you please go get me another loaf?
00:11:13 (laughing)
00:11:15 - Impressive medal you have there.
00:11:18 Cheese maker to the king.
00:11:22 - Well, this is a first.
00:11:24 A goat knows how to speak and can also read.
00:11:28 - My ability to add was on the weak side though.
00:11:31 - We've carried out a thorough search, your lordship.
00:11:33 Unfortunately, we couldn't find
00:11:35 a single whole block of cheese.
00:11:36 - We must have been robbed last night.
00:11:38 - Oh, that settles that.
00:11:40 I'll try my best to explain it to the king somehow.
00:11:44 Is that all the livestock you have?
00:11:46 - We can't even have any more livestock.
00:11:48 - Our goat is jealous of everything that has four legs.
00:11:51 - Even the table.
00:11:53 - Cheese makers as talented as the likes of you
00:11:56 deserve to be put to better use.
00:11:59 Adieu.
00:12:00 Step aside, shrimp.
00:12:02 - Goodbye.
00:12:03 - Goodbye, take care.
00:12:04 - Livestock, lot of nerve he has.
00:12:07 - Asshole.
00:12:08 - "My what big teeth you have,"
00:12:17 said Little Red Riding Hood to Grandmother.
00:12:19 - "All the better to eat you with," said Grandmother.
00:12:22 And then bid Little Red Riding Hood.
00:12:24 - Wasn't Grandmother really the wolf though?
00:12:26 - That's another fairy tale for a little kid.
00:12:29 - Red Riding Hood was wearing armor
00:12:31 so when the wolf bit her, he chipped his tooth.
00:12:33 The wolf hit his funny bone by mistake
00:12:35 and got a zing in his elbow.
00:12:36 Satisfied now?
00:12:37 - Mm-hmm, I like that more.
00:12:39 - The bell rang and that was the end of the story.
00:12:43 - One more.
00:12:45 - Mm-mm.
00:12:46 - One more.
00:12:47 - Hmm, tomorrow's another day.
00:12:50 - Oh.
00:13:05 (groaning)
00:13:07 - No, let me be.
00:13:31 (gasping)
00:13:33 (thudding)
00:13:35 (groaning)
00:13:37 - Get up, Johnny.
00:13:55 Get up, Johnny.
00:13:59 - Step aside.
00:14:01 I'm a knight in the Lord.
00:14:03 (screaming)
00:14:19 (groaning)
00:14:30 - Let me take a guess at what's for breakfast today.
00:14:34 Potato pancake?
00:14:36 - That's my sock, silly goose.
00:14:39 - Lapdex, maybe?
00:14:41 - That's my other sock, silly.
00:14:44 - When will you grow up, Johnny?
00:14:46 Hello?
00:14:56 Are you up?
00:15:00 (gasping)
00:15:02 - They are gone.
00:15:04 - What about it?
00:15:05 They're already up.
00:15:07 - In that case, Mom would have surely made the bed.
00:15:09 - If she and Dad went to the fair,
00:15:11 she must not have had time.
00:15:13 - I'm going to pasture.
00:15:15 I'll be back this afternoon.
00:15:16 Bye.
00:15:18 - Goat?
00:15:19 - I can't wait for the loger.
00:15:21 - I know for sure they went to the fair.
00:15:24 Meaning, of course, that...
00:15:26 - They're gone.
00:15:28 - I know that.
00:15:29 - Their legs will be mighty sore.
00:15:31 - Instead of work, we're going to play all day.
00:15:35 My name is Sir John the Impoverished.
00:15:43 Surrender!
00:15:45 Isn't there a girls' game we can play soon?
00:15:52 The first one to burp wins.
00:15:55 (burping)
00:15:58 (dramatic music)
00:16:00 - Why aren't they back yet?
00:16:04 (laughing)
00:16:06 - My sweet Lord, this place is a mess.
00:16:13 Where have your parents gone?
00:16:15 - They went to the fair.
00:16:17 - Shame on them, asking me over and going to the fair.
00:16:21 For heaven's sake!
00:16:25 - If they asked you over,
00:16:27 they wouldn't have gone to the fair, would they?
00:16:29 - Then where are they?
00:16:31 - We don't know.
00:16:33 - Mommy and Daddy have disappeared.
00:16:36 - Jump in, Jehoshaphat!
00:16:38 The devil already has them too!
00:16:40 - Why would the devil have our parents?
00:16:43 - Did I do anything wrong?
00:16:45 - But they are cheesemakers.
00:16:48 Lucifer is very particular about his cheese.
00:16:51 (laughing)
00:16:53 - See this? Look!
00:17:02 - Curly devil is shedding his summer coat.
00:17:08 - Look at this!
00:17:12 - That's cool!
00:17:15 - Same thing happened to the Nesvachu and Prozu families.
00:17:19 They made cheese too.
00:17:21 God help them and save them!
00:17:23 - Are they gone? Forever?
00:17:26 - You have only three days to get out of hell.
00:17:29 Then the devil cleans out your ears with cotton swabs
00:17:32 and uses you as a basis for noodle soup!
00:17:35 - Basis for noodle soup?
00:17:37 (laughing)
00:17:39 - Boo! Auntie's back from grazing.
00:17:43 (footsteps)
00:17:45 - Who's going to tell us bedtime stories now?
00:17:54 - And who's going to cook for us?
00:17:56 - How can you think of food now?
00:17:58 - How can you think of stories at a time like this?
00:18:01 - That's it! We'll find hell and go to Mommy and Daddy's rescue!
00:18:10 - But how?
00:18:11 - We'll surely fail.
00:18:13 - Are you just giving up? Are you whining like little kids?
00:18:17 - But we are just little kids.
00:18:19 - Speak for yourself, okay?
00:18:21 - Okay, Susie and Johnny, then I have to tell you a story
00:18:25 all about how important not giving up is.
00:18:27 Once upon a time, your dad and I went to Prague
00:18:30 to build Charles Bridge.
00:18:32 It was magnificent.
00:18:35 Everyone doubted us, but we actually did it.
00:18:39 We worked on the construction of Charles Bridge.
00:18:42 The Praguers couldn't stop singing our praises.
00:18:48 - We're going to kill you, goat!
00:18:50 - Indeed. Everyone twisted our arms so we would stay and work.
00:18:56 - Did you really build a Charles Bridge?
00:18:59 - We did. If not for us, there'd be nothing but a Ford in Prague.
00:19:03 - How cool!
00:19:06 - And so as you see, you can do anything that you want.
00:19:10 So then, do you believe we'll rescue your mom and dad?
00:19:15 - But we only have three days left.
00:19:18 - Or the devils will make a basis of noodle soup out of them
00:19:21 and they'll clean out their earwax.
00:19:23 - There, there.
00:19:25 [moaning]
00:19:35 - Yeah! What an awful tragedy.
00:19:38 The last cheese makers have already gone to hell.
00:19:41 - Lucifer has a, shall we say, a weakness for gourmet cheeses, your highness.
00:19:46 - And I'll have to continue placing orders for expensive foreign cheeses.
00:19:50 - Indeed you will, your highness.
00:19:53 This cheese came all the way from Africa.
00:19:57 Take this!
00:20:03 - Oh, that's really foul!
00:20:06 - That isn't cheese. It's a living being that meets you halfway.
00:20:13 - We can get an entire box in exchange for the antique painted wardrobe
00:20:20 that's located in your bedroom.
00:20:22 - Trade it, or I'll drown in my own saliva.
00:20:25 - I'll take this into my bedroom.
00:20:28 [humming]
00:20:31 - Watch out, devils! We'll hunt you down!
00:20:37 - Wolf and fleas to attack you!
00:20:40 - Only a girl would think of that.
00:20:42 - What if they go after Auntie?
00:20:44 - Calm down. They're trained to go after dirt.
00:20:46 - I happen to like your idea.
00:20:49 - I better start washing up.
00:20:51 [gasps]
00:20:52 - Do you have fleas?
00:20:54 - Me?
00:20:56 - Be prepared.
00:20:58 - Someone here should have some advice.
00:21:09 At least I hope.
00:21:11 - I haven't been here in ages.
00:21:23 - Give me a beer, man.
00:21:25 - Hi, goat.
00:21:27 First pay for the 18 beers you owe me from last week.
00:21:30 - [laughs]
00:21:32 Give me two beers right now so I can round up the bill.
00:21:35 - My brother from Prague warned me about you.
00:21:38 - Eat slow. The longer we wait to pay the battle--
00:21:50 - I don't think so. We don't have any money.
00:21:52 - Precisely.
00:21:54 - Another beer this way!
00:21:56 - Not fair.
00:21:57 - Hey, bartender, I want another beer, I said!
00:21:59 - I've just about had enough with you.
00:22:02 - Don't address him like that. He's a fairy tale hero.
00:22:05 Speak to him with the respect he's due.
00:22:08 - Soon as you pay up, son.
00:22:10 - Hear ye? Hear ye?
00:22:19 I'll pay the entire tab of whoever here can tell me how to get to Hell.
00:22:24 - Eat fast. This is our chance.
00:22:28 - You know the way to Hell?
00:22:30 - We will think of something.
00:22:32 - You have to go to the Devil's Mill, goat.
00:22:36 - How do I get there?
00:22:38 - We'll help you find it.
00:22:42 Our names are Tall, Broad, and Sharp-Eyed.
00:22:45 We've looked for the Devil's Mill many times now.
00:22:48 I'm assuming you found it, too.
00:22:50 - Some nerve-horned one. We have some excellent references.
00:22:55 - You can ask Ali Baba.
00:22:57 He'll tell you who took care of the 40 thieves.
00:23:00 - Go ask the witch who pulled her from the oven when Hansel and Gretel baked her.
00:23:06 - On top of that, we were the ones who saved the seven dwarves when Snow White blew them off.
00:23:11 - Give us the job, and we'll give you Hell in return.
00:23:16 - Sure.
00:23:18 - Holy smokes, guys. You can't breathe in here.
00:23:25 - I'm going to the men's room.
00:23:36 - Ouch! Who put the wall here?
00:23:38 - All the way.
00:23:40 - Come on, please.
00:23:42 - Auntie.
00:23:43 - Please, goat.
00:23:46 - All right, all right. You're hired.
00:23:49 - Let's see. Please sign this here, here, and here.
00:23:58 - I love goulash.
00:24:02 - All it makes for good friendships.
00:24:07 - Better start cleaning up after myself, then.
00:24:11 - Huh?
00:24:13 - Uh, typical fairy tale trash.
00:24:19 - Wow.
00:24:22 - You certainly ate your fill, gentlemen. The bill's for the entire bus tour.
00:24:28 - You have to pay if you want quality.
00:24:32 - Mr. Sharpe-Eyed, could you please take a look and see how to get to the Devil's Mill?
00:24:36 - No. The contract states I'm entitled to rest after meals.
00:24:40 - What about you, Mr. Tall? Could you stretch out and take a look?
00:24:46 - No, I can't. I ate too.
00:24:49 - I won't even bother to ask you.
00:24:51 - Go ahead and ask. I'll just take care of drinks and roll out the barrels.
00:24:56 - So, what now, then?
00:25:00 - Are we just going to stand here, or what?
00:25:03 - Why don't we take a seat, then?
00:25:06 - It's smoky over there, too.
00:25:13 - Wow! A storm is brewing.
00:25:16 - We can't miss out on that.
00:25:18 - Must be the Devil's Mill. Let's go!
00:25:21 - Onward!
00:25:31 - Shouldn't we be going?
00:25:34 - If we must.
00:25:36 - Are we leaving? Hey there! Hello!
00:25:40 - Where'd you guys go? Wait for me!
00:25:43 - "A pint of hot coffee and my darling cheese.
00:25:52 "And cheese is your subscription, chili dishes. Why?"
00:25:59 - Answer!
00:26:01 - We apologize greatly for the interruption, sire.
00:26:04 - We've come to get the, uh, wardrobe.
00:26:08 - Which wardrobe? Oh, yes, now I remember. Go ahead.
00:26:13 - Okay, you take the right side.
00:26:17 - Oh!
00:26:44 - Do they have flying mice down there, too?
00:26:48 - Something tells me the forest hasn't accepted us.
00:26:57 - I'm not surprised. I don't let guests in at night, either.
00:27:02 - Sorry, guys. I hate to be a pain, but I have a feeling we might be lost.
00:27:06 - I was some idea trudging through the woods in the dark.
00:27:10 - Quiet! - What's wrong?
00:27:12 - Are we in the dark? I'm frightened of the dark, you guys! I'm frightened!
00:27:16 - Stop it. The sooner we find the Devil's Mill, the sooner Jemmy and Katie will be liberated.
00:27:20 - We only have two days left.
00:27:22 - Or the devils will make them into noodles, and they'll make cotton swab soup.
00:27:26 - Enough talk. I'm the boss. - Yeah.
00:27:29 - One rotten apple spoils the bunch. - Apple? What apple?
00:27:33 - I see smoke. This is the way.
00:27:37 - See? This is the way.
00:27:40 - No sleeping.
00:27:42 - All right.
00:27:45 [Somber music]
00:28:13 - What?
00:28:15 - There. I knew it. The Devil's Mill.
00:28:18 - Get up!
00:28:20 - [Screaming]
00:28:30 - I'll wait right here. I can't stand swings.
00:28:40 - Sorry, guys. I hate to act like a pain again,
00:28:43 but there should be a water wheel at the Devil's Mill.
00:28:46 - That's true. - Wheel? Is there a wheel here?
00:28:49 - Oh.
00:28:51 - Hello. Anyone home?
00:28:55 - Hello.
00:28:58 - I'll try this way.
00:29:03 - Be careful.
00:29:05 - [Screaming]
00:29:07 - Help me!
00:29:10 - [Screaming]
00:29:12 - Help me!
00:29:17 - So, guys, what's going on in here? Huh?
00:29:28 - Oh, hi there. Howdy. How do you do?
00:29:32 - Daddy, is that you? Please don't lick me. You'll get me all wet.
00:29:35 - Well, this doesn't look like the Devil's Mill.
00:29:38 - But it's devilishly strange here.
00:29:41 - Da-da-da-da. Da-da-da-da. Da-da-da-da.
00:29:46 Da-da-da-da-da-da. Da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da.
00:29:52 Go lie down, Halyon.
00:29:55 Da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da.
00:29:59 Ugh.
00:30:02 - We hate to bother you, but do you by chance know where we might find the Devil's Mill?
00:30:08 - Squirrels are the cheekiest of all. You look so pretty, Ellie dear.
00:30:14 Do you have a boyfriend yet?
00:30:16 - Mm-mm.
00:30:18 - Ha!
00:30:20 You lost your hand.
00:30:23 - Here you are.
00:30:25 - Ha-ha-ha. Spray Water of Life on it.
00:30:28 It's up there, Ellie.
00:30:30 There. Great.
00:30:32 Ugh. Use more than that.
00:30:35 Just like new.
00:30:39 You can always get an extra hand.
00:30:41 - Mm-hmm.
00:30:42 - Remember to put the potion back, Ellie.
00:30:45 - [sighs]
00:30:46 [gasps]
00:30:48 Ha-ha-ha.
00:30:51 - There's still something missing.
00:30:56 Ugh. Soup. It needs...
00:31:00 That's it.
00:31:04 Soup is good food.
00:31:06 Ugh. Some of this.
00:31:08 Ugh.
00:31:09 - It's going to get damn hot in here.
00:31:12 - It is quite warm. Let's discreetly leave.
00:31:15 It won't open. Go outside and talk to Brado.
00:31:21 - Yeah, yeah.
00:31:25 - Mr. Brode, Mr. Brode! Our goat needs your help right now.
00:31:29 - Ah, gee, that's cold. That is impossible.
00:31:33 - Please? This is really, really important.
00:31:36 - Patty cake, patty cake, baker's man.
00:31:41 Bake a cake as fast as you can.
00:31:43 - She forgot to take her herbs again.
00:31:45 - Wash your hands and feet and come to the table.
00:31:48 - [screaming]
00:31:51 - Tommy, help me!
00:31:53 [screaming]
00:31:56 [laughing]
00:31:59 - This is fun!
00:32:01 [screaming]
00:32:04 - Oh, boy, what a ride! Let's do it again, okay?
00:32:09 - I've had enough.
00:32:11 - Say food to Patty. Say food to Patty. Come on, say it.
00:32:18 - Oh, let's be on our way, okay?
00:32:20 [screaming]
00:32:23 - Did you hear that, too?
00:32:34 - Lest I forget, if you want to find the Devil's Mill,
00:32:42 you must go north and follow the river.
00:32:44 Oh, no. Darned arm.
00:32:48 Huh?
00:32:50 Hmm.
00:32:52 [all screaming]
00:32:55 - What is that?
00:33:02 [all grunting]
00:33:04 [all singing]
00:33:17 - Sorry to disturb you, Your Overbred Highness,
00:33:20 but as you can plainly see,
00:33:22 your cheese poses a grave threat to castle operations.
00:33:25 As a security measure, I will have to diffuse it
00:33:27 for the safety of everyone.
00:33:30 [all laughing]
00:33:33 - I was afraid that would happen.
00:33:38 - I am so sorry.
00:33:41 - Do what you must, my faithful horser.
00:33:45 [all grunting]
00:33:48 - You have to give me all of them.
00:33:54 [laughing]
00:34:01 [all humming]
00:34:12 - Hang on, hang on.
00:34:15 We've been walking one, two, three hours now.
00:34:19 The contract states we're entitled to a break.
00:34:23 [all grunting]
00:34:26 - Mr. Broad, you are like greased lightning.
00:34:41 - [groans] That's how I always do it.
00:34:45 - He flies like a balloon.
00:34:47 [all laughing]
00:34:49 - Are you okay?
00:34:51 - Sure, those two are teasing me.
00:34:54 - I think we've lost our way.
00:34:57 Mr. Sharpe-Eyed, find the way to the Devil's Mill.
00:35:00 - [laughs] Oh.
00:35:02 - [laughs] He can't see. He has cataracts.
00:35:05 - Why do you wear a blindfold?
00:35:08 - To look cool.
00:35:10 - How about you, Mr. Tall? Can you stretch out?
00:35:14 - [straining]
00:35:17 - He can't do that. [laughs]
00:35:20 Low blood pressure.
00:35:22 If he stretches out too fast, he faints.
00:35:25 - Might you try stretching slowly?
00:35:37 - It looks like if I--
00:35:40 [all groaning]
00:35:42 - No matter. We'll use the North Star to guide us instead.
00:35:45 - Huh? [gasps]
00:35:47 There it is!
00:35:49 - The North Star. We're off to the river and the Devil's Mill.
00:35:55 - [gasps]
00:35:57 - [stammering]
00:35:59 I'm a dog.
00:36:01 Oh, yeah.
00:36:03 [all gasping]
00:36:07 [upbeat music]
00:36:10 ♪ ♪
00:36:12 - ♪ Hey, hey, hey ♪
00:36:14 ♪ Make the lake only start to swell ♪
00:36:18 ♪ When I'm marching straight into hell ♪
00:36:21 ♪ Let us give the Devil's kins ♪
00:36:24 ♪ A real beating for their sins ♪
00:36:26 ♪ We'll march forward in a line ♪
00:36:28 ♪ So we will reach the mill in time ♪
00:36:30 [whistling]
00:36:33 ♪ ♪
00:36:36 - All together now!
00:36:38 One, two, three, four!
00:36:40 ♪ Left foot forward ♪
00:36:42 - ♪ Left foot forward ♪
00:36:44 - ♪ The Devils don't bother us ♪
00:36:46 - ♪ The Devils don't bother us ♪
00:36:48 - ♪ Left foot forward ♪
00:36:50 - ♪ Left foot forward ♪
00:36:52 - ♪ If you're no coward ♪
00:36:54 - ♪ You will show them ♪
00:36:56 - ♪ Facing us like a broken goat ♪
00:36:58 - ♪ Make the lake only start to swell ♪
00:37:01 ♪ When I'm marching straight into hell ♪
00:37:04 ♪ Let us give the Devil's kins ♪
00:37:06 ♪ A real beating for their sins ♪
00:37:08 ♪ We march forward in a line ♪
00:37:10 ♪ So we will reach the mill in... ♪
00:37:14 [panting]
00:37:16 - [screaming]
00:37:19 [all screaming]
00:37:22 [all screaming]
00:37:24 - [screaming]
00:37:27 - [screaming]
00:37:30 - [screaming]
00:37:33 - [screaming]
00:37:35 - [groaning]
00:37:38 [all groaning]
00:37:41 - [panting]
00:37:44 - Oh, Christ. - Where are we?
00:37:47 - The river.
00:37:49 We did it. We did it.
00:37:51 - Except there's no way we can follow this river.
00:37:54 - [grunting]
00:37:57 - [grunting]
00:38:00 - [grunting]
00:38:03 - ♪ Celebrate our happy way ♪
00:38:05 ♪ Happy way, happy way ♪
00:38:07 ♪ We stay dry, we have a ride ♪
00:38:09 ♪ We found our way here ♪
00:38:11 - This is my kind of travel, finally.
00:38:15 - ♪ We stay dry, we have a ride ♪
00:38:17 ♪ We found our way here ♪
00:38:19 - [humming]
00:38:21 - Excuse me. Is something wrong, young man?
00:38:24 - Ow! That hurt! Ow!
00:38:26 - It's all right, Mr. Tall. Johnny started it.
00:38:28 - Okay, then. - Ow! He's poking me.
00:38:31 - Shush. You two mustn't argue anymore.
00:38:35 - ♪ ♪
00:38:42 - I see great distances.
00:38:44 Something tells me we'll be there soon.
00:38:47 - ♪ ♪
00:38:52 - [grunting]
00:38:54 - I'm seasick, and I'm freezing cold.
00:38:57 This is really a trip from hell.
00:39:00 [sneezes]
00:39:02 - You all right? - Yeah. Yeah.
00:39:04 The contract states we are entitled to supper.
00:39:07 Uh, where--where is the contract?
00:39:10 - You must have dropped it in the river.
00:39:12 You're not entitled to supper anymore.
00:39:14 - Now that I think about it,
00:39:16 this isn't such a bad trip after all, is it?
00:39:19 - [grunting] - There.
00:39:21 - [grunting]
00:39:23 - Uh, Johnny, Susie, dear,
00:39:25 have you ever jumped on a trampoline?
00:39:28 - Yippee!
00:39:31 Hooray!
00:39:33 Woo-hoo!
00:39:35 Yippee!
00:39:37 Hooray! - [grunts]
00:39:39 - Whee! - [grunts]
00:39:41 - [grunts] - [laughs]
00:39:43 - [grunts]
00:39:45 - I see something over there. - Those shoes are pointy.
00:39:47 - [grunts] A red light.
00:39:49 - [grunts]
00:39:51 - Yippee! - Run those hoops.
00:39:53 - The devil's mail! - [grunts]
00:39:55 - Soup! - [grunts]
00:39:57 - What have you got there?
00:39:59 - No, I--I can't shake anymore.
00:40:02 - Devils, beware!
00:40:04 - We're coming to get Mommy and Daddy.
00:40:06 - We won't be able to save them if we're tired and hungry.
00:40:10 - [grunts] - It's not that bad.
00:40:12 Even if it is cheese.
00:40:15 [whimpering]
00:40:17 [whimpering]
00:40:19 [whimpering]
00:40:21 [whimpering]
00:40:23 [whimpering]
00:40:25 [whimpering]
00:40:27 [whimpering]
00:40:29 [whimpering]
00:40:31 [whimpering]
00:40:33 [whimpering]
00:40:35 [whimpering]
00:40:37 [whimpering]
00:40:39 [whimpering]
00:40:41 [whimpering]
00:40:43 - Excuse me.
00:40:45 [whimpering]
00:40:47 [snoring]
00:40:49 [snoring]
00:40:51 [whimpering]
00:40:53 [whimpering]
00:40:55 [whimpering]
00:40:57 [whimpering]
00:40:59 [whimpering]
00:41:01 [whimpering]
00:41:03 [whimpering]
00:41:05 [whimpering]
00:41:07 [whimpering]
00:41:09 [whimpering]
00:41:11 - Good morning, Your Highness.
00:41:13 Get up.
00:41:15 Get up, please.
00:41:17 Pity we had to sell the alarm clock.
00:41:19 [clock ticking]
00:41:21 Get over here.
00:41:23 [screaming]
00:41:25 [all laughing]
00:41:27 - Earthquake! Earthquake!
00:41:29 Evacuate the women and children!
00:41:31 - There you go. You're up.
00:41:33 Oh, come on, come on. Did you have a bad dream?
00:41:35 - On the contrary, Horser.
00:41:37 Last night I ate my beloved goat cheese again.
00:41:39 - [laughing]
00:41:41 You'd have to have gone straight to hell for it.
00:41:43 The devil kidnapped all of the cheese makers.
00:41:45 - You're not far from the truth.
00:41:47 I found it by Devil's Mill.
00:41:49 - Ah!
00:41:51 What? - Uh-huh.
00:41:53 - What if you took it from...
00:41:55 Lucifer himself?
00:41:57 - Don't draw devilish conclusions.
00:41:59 - He'll get revenge on us!
00:42:01 - For just one piece of cheese?
00:42:03 What do you mean?
00:42:05 - Hell is full of so much mystery.
00:42:07 [dramatic music]
00:42:09 - [gasps]
00:42:11 - [grunting]
00:42:13 - [grunting]
00:42:15 - [grunting]
00:42:17 - [grunting]
00:42:19 - [grunting]
00:42:21 - Wow!
00:42:23 Look at the Devil's Mill.
00:42:25 - Wow.
00:42:27 - How are we gonna attack them?
00:42:29 - Do you want me to attack the devils totally unprepared?
00:42:31 I have a sword from Daddy.
00:42:33 - Uh-huh.
00:42:35 - And I have fleas from Mommy.
00:42:37 - I have lice
00:42:39 from Grandpa.
00:42:41 - I have horns.
00:42:43 - And I have brains.
00:42:45 - I have an empty stomach.
00:42:47 [snoring]
00:42:49 - Hello?
00:42:53 - H-h-hello?
00:42:55 - Anybody home?
00:42:57 - [groaning]
00:42:59 - Let me see! Let me see!
00:43:01 - What about me?
00:43:03 Let me come in, too.
00:43:05 [all screaming]
00:43:07 - I can't see!
00:43:09 - You never could, silly. You're wearing a blindfold.
00:43:11 - Here's an upholstered armchair.
00:43:13 - Ah, that's my tummy.
00:43:15 - I found the doorknob.
00:43:17 - Those are my horns. - Goat, there's someone here.
00:43:19 - [whimpering]
00:43:21 [whimpering]
00:43:23 [whimpering]
00:43:25 [whimpering]
00:43:27 - [grunts]
00:43:29 - [gasps]
00:43:31 - No, no, no, no, no.
00:43:33 - [whimpering]
00:43:35 - [snoring]
00:43:37 - [screams]
00:43:39 - [gasps]
00:43:41 - Sorry.
00:43:43 - [snoring]
00:43:45 - [snoring]
00:43:47 - [snoring]
00:43:49 - Not a devil in sight.
00:43:51 - What if they only come out in the dark?
00:43:53 That's how it is in fairy tales.
00:43:55 - It makes no sense.
00:43:57 Who the devil would come this far out in the moon docks?
00:43:59 - That's how I see it, too.
00:44:01 - We have no choice but to wait till nighttime.
00:44:03 - We can't keep waiting.
00:44:05 Soon time will be up for Mom and Dad.
00:44:07 - And the devils will make them into earwax soup with noodles.
00:44:09 - This is our only chance.
00:44:11 Anyone have a better idea?
00:44:13 - Mm-mm. - No, just not.
00:44:15 - You see?
00:44:17 - [laughs]
00:44:19 - That's it.
00:44:21 You're doing a good job.
00:44:23 - [laughs]
00:44:25 - There, we'll put the rest aside for later.
00:44:27 - [laughs]
00:44:29 - [laughs]
00:44:31 - We'll put the rest aside for later.
00:44:33 Tomorrow morning, you'll be receiving a package of gouda
00:44:35 from Holland. Yes!
00:44:37 - But there's nothing left in the royal coffins.
00:44:39 - You have nothing to worry about,
00:44:41 Your Most Excellent Highness.
00:44:43 They'll take your royal crown in exchange for it.
00:44:45 - [laughs]
00:44:47 - I do not know.
00:44:49 It really breaks my heart.
00:44:51 - Oh, please.
00:44:53 - It's been in my family for generations now.
00:44:55 - As you wish, Your Highness.
00:44:57 But you know how important it is
00:44:59 to keep this secret.
00:45:01 - Oh.
00:45:03 - Oh, come on.
00:45:05 - So be it.
00:45:07 - [laughs]
00:45:09 There, so please sign right here.
00:45:11 The agreement goes into effect
00:45:13 tomorrow morning.
00:45:15 - [laughs]
00:45:17 - [dramatic music]
00:45:19 ♪ ♪
00:45:21 - [laughs]
00:45:23 - [laughs]
00:45:25 - [laughs]
00:45:27 - [laughs]
00:45:29 - [laughs]
00:45:31 - [sighs]
00:45:33 - [grunts]
00:45:35 - [grunts]
00:45:37 - [laughs]
00:45:39 - [laughs]
00:45:41 - Do a good job, you lazy bones,
00:45:43 until I tell you to stop!
00:45:45 It is a rare honor
00:45:47 to make cheeses from all over the world.
00:45:49 - [laughs]
00:45:51 - [laughs]
00:45:53 - [laughs]
00:45:55 - [laughs]
00:45:57 - [laughs]
00:45:59 - [laughs]
00:46:01 - [laughs]
00:46:03 - [groans]
00:46:05 - I'm so tired. - What?
00:46:07 Give me that. - A lot of work, huh?
00:46:09 - [sighs]
00:46:11 - Tomorrow's our last day.
00:46:13 [laughs]
00:46:15 The old glutton
00:46:17 finally signed the contract.
00:46:19 I'm gonna have you all executed.
00:46:21 - [groans]
00:46:23 - [laughs]
00:46:25 The Imperial Crown
00:46:27 will at long last be mine!
00:46:29 - Mine!
00:46:31 - Mine, mine, all mine.
00:46:33 [thunder rumbles]
00:46:35 [laughs]
00:46:37 [laughs]
00:46:39 [laughs]
00:46:41 [laughs]
00:46:43 [laughs]
00:46:45 [laughs]
00:46:47 [music fades]
00:46:49 [rain pattering]
00:46:51 [music fades]
00:46:53 [snoring]
00:46:55 [snoring]
00:46:57 [snoring]
00:46:59 [snoring]
00:47:01 [snoring]
00:47:03 [snoring]
00:47:05 [snoring]
00:47:07 [snoring]
00:47:09 [snoring]
00:47:11 [music fades]
00:47:13 [groans]
00:47:15 [music fades]
00:47:17 [music fades]
00:47:19 [music fades]
00:47:21 - Ah!
00:47:23 - I was really scared downstairs.
00:47:25 Not even a mouse in sight.
00:47:27 [music fades]
00:47:29 - Get up now! This isn't the Devil's Mill.
00:47:31 We have to find it before it's too late.
00:47:33 [music fades]
00:47:35 [groans]
00:47:37 [groans]
00:47:39 [music fades]
00:47:41 [music fades]
00:47:43 [rumbling]
00:47:45 [rumbling]
00:47:47 [rumbling]
00:47:49 [rumbling]
00:47:51 [rumbling]
00:47:53 [rumbling]
00:47:55 [rumbling]
00:47:57 [rumbling]
00:47:59 [roaring]
00:48:01 [roaring]
00:48:03 [roaring]
00:48:05 [roaring]
00:48:07 [roaring]
00:48:09 - I'm scared!
00:48:11 - All the gold for help!
00:48:13 - I'm scared of the dark!
00:48:15 - No, we didn't. - Me neither.
00:48:17 - I'm not scared!
00:48:19 [roaring]
00:48:21 [roaring]
00:48:23 [roaring]
00:48:25 [roaring]
00:48:27 [roaring]
00:48:29 [music fades]
00:48:31 [music fades]
00:48:33 [music fades]
00:48:35 - What is this?
00:48:37 [music fades]
00:48:39 [music fades]
00:48:41 [music fades]
00:48:43 [music fades]
00:48:45 [music fades]
00:48:47 [music fades]
00:48:49 [music fades]
00:48:51 [music fades]
00:48:53 - Thi-thi-thi-thi-thi-thi-third time!
00:48:55 - Thi-thi-thi-thi-thi-century!
00:48:57 - Damn work!
00:48:59 - Ah! More beer!
00:49:01 - Ah! Ah! Ah!
00:49:03 - Eh.
00:49:05 - Huh?
00:49:07 - Huh?
00:49:09 - Huh?
00:49:11 - Wh-wh-wh-wh-wh-wh-what's that?
00:49:13 - No-no-no-no-no stuttering, brother!
00:49:15 - Wh-wh-wh-what do you want here?
00:49:17 - Ah!
00:49:19 - Wh-wh-wh-wh-wh-wh-wh-wh-
00:49:21 - Huh?
00:49:23 - What do you want here? - Yeah.
00:49:25 - So kindly get out of here.
00:49:27 - Once you return Jemmy and Katie to us,
00:49:29 you have no right keeping them in hell.
00:49:31 - Wh-wh-wh-wh-wh-wh-wh-wh-wh - Your stuttering is embarrassing.
00:49:33 You stutter in nearly every fairytale.
00:49:35 - Wh-wh-wh-wh-wh-wh-wh-wh-wh-wh
00:49:37 - I had to.
00:49:39 - We won't take orders from you.
00:49:41 - I-I-I won't put up with you. Shame on you.
00:49:43 Ouch!
00:49:45 I'm not stuttering, jerk.
00:49:47 - Ah.
00:49:49 [evil laugh]
00:49:51 [evil laugh]
00:49:53 - Katie and Jemmy haven't done anything wrong.
00:49:55 Kindly let them go.
00:49:57 - No-no-no-no-no one's gonna g-give us orders.
00:49:59 N-n-n-not even if hell freezes over.
00:50:01 - Come on, guys.
00:50:03 Cut it out. We're almost brothers.
00:50:05 I have horns, too.
00:50:07 - Then f-figure it out yourself.
00:50:09 [thud]
00:50:11 - The devils aren't even
00:50:13 what they used to be.
00:50:15 - If being nice doesn't work, we'll have to be nasty.
00:50:17 What do you say, darling?
00:50:19 Please? - Please?
00:50:21 - Mm-hmm.
00:50:23 - Diamonds!
00:50:25 F-f-f-f-finally I'm going to b-b-beat you.
00:50:27 Only thing you're going to beat
00:50:29 is a rug, s-s-stutter.
00:50:31 [evil laugh]
00:50:33 [evil laugh]
00:50:35 [evil laugh]
00:50:37 [evil laugh]
00:50:39 - It's drafty in here. My milk could curdle.
00:50:41 [thud]
00:50:43 [thud]
00:50:45 - Oh. Oh.
00:50:47 - Did you hear that?
00:50:49 [shivering]
00:50:51 [thud]
00:50:53 [eerie music]
00:50:55 [thud]
00:50:57 [thud] - Oh!
00:50:59 - Ah. Oh.
00:51:01 - Which one of you makes
00:51:03 that devilishly good goat cheese?
00:51:05 - Me.
00:51:07 - We all do.
00:51:09 - Huh? - That's right.
00:51:11 - In that case, you all
00:51:13 have to go to hell, because
00:51:15 as you can see, I collect cheese makers.
00:51:17 [evil laugh]
00:51:19 - And I collect fleas.
00:51:21 Go now and get the devil.
00:51:23 [evil laugh]
00:51:25 [evil laugh]
00:51:27 [roar]
00:51:29 [evil laugh]
00:51:31 [evil laugh]
00:51:33 [thud]
00:51:35 [screech]
00:51:37 [eerie music]
00:51:39 [eerie music]
00:51:41 [eerie music]
00:51:43 [evil laugh]
00:51:45 [evil laugh]
00:51:47 - The charade is over.
00:51:49 [evil laugh]
00:51:51 - Come on, darlings.
00:51:53 [evil laugh]
00:51:55 [thud]
00:51:57 [thud]
00:51:59 [evil laugh]
00:52:01 [creaking]
00:52:03 [whimpering]
00:52:05 - I hate doors.
00:52:07 [creaking]
00:52:09 [evil laugh]
00:52:11 [creaking]
00:52:13 [evil laugh]
00:52:15 - I'm a knight. Give up.
00:52:17 - Knight my foot.
00:52:19 [thud]
00:52:21 [evil laugh]
00:52:23 [whimpering]
00:52:25 - I can't help you.
00:52:27 - I'll start with you.
00:52:29 You're easiest to fold.
00:52:31 - I wanna stay here. I wanna stay here.
00:52:33 - [evil laugh]
00:52:35 - Let the girl go or you'll be sorry.
00:52:37 - What a coward you are, hurting a child.
00:52:39 - Stay out of my sight, you monster.
00:52:41 - Leave my sister alone right now, stinky.
00:52:45 - I'll make double legs out of you.
00:52:47 [whimpering]
00:52:49 [thud]
00:52:51 [evil laugh]
00:52:53 - Today you won,
00:52:55 but wait until tomorrow.
00:52:57 You'll be damned surprised.
00:52:59 [evil laugh]
00:53:01 - He's a devil crossed with a bat.
00:53:03 - That wasn't either a devil or a bat.
00:53:11 - I can't believe my own eyes.
00:53:13 - Neither can I.
00:53:15 - Royal cheesemaker.
00:53:17 - Yeah, sometimes even the worst hell is here on Earth.
00:53:23 - That was Lucifer, wasn't it?
00:53:27 - Why do you think that?
00:53:29 - He's after us.
00:53:31 We haven't brought a living soul to Hell in over 100 years.
00:53:35 - Yeah, if we don't find someone by Sunday,
00:53:37 he'll make cotton swabs of us.
00:53:39 - [groans]
00:53:41 - I think I know a good candidate for Hell.
00:53:44 - Oh?
00:53:46 - [laughs]
00:53:47 I assume the throne in the morning.
00:53:49 Finally, I'll be rid of all the cheesemakers.
00:53:52 [laughs]
00:53:54 Once and for all!
00:53:56 [laughs]
00:53:57 - The scoundrel.
00:53:58 - If I were 200 years younger, I'd teach him a lesson.
00:54:01 - I don't think there's a way that we can reach the castle by morning.
00:54:06 Unless...
00:54:07 I almost forgot about the water of life!
00:54:10 - Oh, that's it!
00:54:12 - Ha-ha!
00:54:14 - ♪ Whenever good and evil conflict ♪
00:54:17 ♪ We make sure the bagger gets licked ♪
00:54:20 ♪ Whoever asks us to ♪
00:54:23 ♪ Whipplebeats will get his due ♪
00:54:26 ♪ Ouch! ♪
00:54:28 ♪ Hellions of the Reddish Shoe ♪
00:54:31 ♪ We'll make bits meet out of you ♪
00:54:34 ♪ We'll make robbers disappear ♪
00:54:36 ♪ When the thought of them is near ♪
00:54:38 ♪ We receive an order in a holy war ♪
00:54:41 ♪ We'll put you to piss ♪
00:54:44 [groaning]
00:54:49 ♪ Good knows we are on its side ♪
00:54:54 ♪ Dragons, giants, lose the fight ♪
00:54:57 ♪ Scoundrels must get out of here ♪
00:55:00 ♪ Villains will all disappear ♪
00:55:03 ♪ Hellions of the Reddish Shoe ♪
00:55:06 ♪ We'll make bits meet out of you ♪
00:55:09 ♪ We'll make robbers disappear ♪
00:55:11 ♪ When the thought of them is near ♪
00:55:13 ♪ We receive an order in a holy war ♪
00:55:16 ♪ We'll put you to piss ♪
00:55:19 - Light! I see light!
00:55:24 - ♪ We're the rude rivals, one and all ♪
00:55:27 ♪ Our names are Shepard Ford ♪
00:55:31 ♪ And he's the tall... ♪
00:55:33 - That was wacky.
00:55:37 - There's a chance we can get out of here in time.
00:55:39 Let's go.
00:55:40 - Gorgeous.
00:55:42 [groaning]
00:55:47 - Finally! All this will belong to me!
00:55:50 I can't wait!
00:55:52 [laughing]
00:55:55 [groaning]
00:55:58 [music]
00:56:00 - To the castle! Hosser, beware!
00:56:10 - For Susie!
00:56:12 - Wait for me!
00:56:14 - Boy, please slow down.
00:56:16 - A secret stash.
00:56:20 - Hmm.
00:56:21 - Huh? Huh? Huh?
00:56:24 [screaming]
00:56:26 - Oh, my God!
00:56:28 - Ghost! Ghost!
00:56:29 [screaming]
00:56:31 - The castle's being invaded by devils!
00:56:33 The castle's invaded by devils!
00:56:36 [screaming]
00:56:38 [music]
00:56:40 - We haven't been found out. Hurry!
00:56:46 - Hurry, hurry, so we make it!
00:56:48 - A light the way!
00:56:50 [music]
00:56:53 [music]
00:56:55 [screaming]
00:57:20 - I hate to say so, but I'm running out of energy.
00:57:24 The magic is fading.
00:57:26 I'm sorry, guys.
00:57:28 - Couldn't it have lasted a little longer?
00:57:33 [groaning]
00:57:35 [music]
00:57:46 - The sun's coming up. We still have to get up that hill.
00:57:50 - Calm down.
00:57:52 Climbing the hill will be a piece of cake.
00:57:55 [groaning]
00:57:57 - Hurry up! Hurry up!
00:58:01 - Peg, put a peg under him.
00:58:03 - Don't try to light my eyes. Light the way.
00:58:05 - No resting. I'll light the way.
00:58:08 - If Mr. Broad starts rolling, we'll never find him.
00:58:11 - I feel like a dumb beetle.
00:58:13 - If only you ate less.
00:58:15 - We're almost there. We're almost there.
00:58:18 - Like I said, piece of cake.
00:58:24 - No, it was-- - Look, water.
00:58:27 - Stop drinking, Mr. Broad. We have to get up that hill, not down.
00:58:42 - This is standard procedure.
00:58:44 - Mr. Broad! Mr. Broad! I'm begging--
00:58:47 I'm begging you to stop! I live here, Mr. Broad!
00:58:51 - When you make an omelet, you crack a few eggs.
00:58:54 - Make him stop drinking! Make him stop drinking!
00:58:57 - Then tell us how to get to the castle, Mr. Watersprite.
00:59:01 - I can't do that! I'm sworn to secrecy!
00:59:04 - Okay, as you wish.
00:59:07 - There.
00:59:12 - There.
00:59:14 - Fine, fine! But give me back my water!
00:59:17 - Prepare to use some muscle.
00:59:20 - Lose off the armor and the arrow slits.
00:59:22 - Your Majesty, we don't have any arrow slits.
00:59:25 - That's no excuse. Don't detain me.
00:59:28 - I must hide from the devil.
00:59:30 - No!
00:59:32 - [Groaning]
00:59:36 - [Groaning]
00:59:38 - Thanks. We'll return the water later.
00:59:44 - Please remember, Mr. Broad,
00:59:46 my forefathers brought that water here by the handfuls.
00:59:52 - Devils! Devils have invaded! Save yourselves!
00:59:58 The devils are here! Devils! Dev--
01:00:01 - What the--?
01:00:03 - Oh. Hmm.
01:00:06 - [Gasping]
01:00:08 - Oh. Horses' medallions?
01:00:11 My alarm clock?
01:00:15 Oh.
01:00:17 [Gasping]
01:00:22 - Huh?
01:00:28 So this is it, Horser.
01:00:33 [Groaning]
01:00:35 - [Gasping]
01:00:43 - Help! Help!
01:00:45 - [Laughing]
01:00:47 - Here's your water, Mr. Watersprite.
01:00:49 - Excuse me?
01:00:51 - Help me! Help me!
01:00:56 Yippee! Yippee! Hooray!
01:01:00 - Your Majesty! Your Majesty!
01:01:02 Devils have infiltrated the castle!
01:01:04 - Where should I hide now?
01:01:06 - If I can advise you, Majesty,
01:01:08 it's darkest under the candelabra.
01:01:11 - Ah.
01:01:13 - The coronation hall! Hurry!
01:01:15 - All right, let's go.
01:01:17 - Stay calm, guys. It's cool.
01:01:22 - [Groaning]
01:01:24 - This way. Keep quiet. Don't worry.
01:01:26 Just keep quiet. Keep quiet.
01:01:28 - I don't know.
01:01:30 - Fall back!
01:01:32 - Hurry, quickly!
01:01:34 - Get up! Fire!
01:01:40 [Gunfire]
01:01:42 [Gunfire]
01:01:56 - That was close.
01:01:58 - That was close.
01:02:00 - Come here, pal.
01:02:02 - What are you doing?
01:02:04 - Hang on.
01:02:06 - Huh?
01:02:08 - Fire!
01:02:10 [Gunfire]
01:02:12 [Gunfire]
01:02:14 [Gunfire]
01:02:16 - [Laughing]
01:02:18 - Damn it! He didn't last.
01:02:20 - [Groaning]
01:02:22 - [Chuckling]
01:02:24 - Gotta have a blinky, eh?
01:02:26 - Oh.
01:02:28 - Oh, we didn't plan for this.
01:02:30 - [Groaning]
01:02:32 - Who has the backup plan?
01:02:34 [Siren wailing]
01:02:36 [Siren wailing]
01:02:38 [Siren wailing]
01:02:40 [Siren wailing]
01:02:42 [Siren wailing]
01:02:44 - Faster!
01:02:46 [Siren wailing]
01:02:48 [Siren wailing]
01:02:50 [Siren wailing]
01:02:52 - Go on.
01:02:54 I'll solve them.
01:02:56 - Whoa!
01:02:58 - Now that I can see more clearly,
01:03:00 it appears we are trapped.
01:03:02 - This place is like Paris.
01:03:04 It's not smoky at all.
01:03:06 - Huh?
01:03:08 Huh?
01:03:10 Huh.
01:03:12 - We have come to rescue
01:03:14 Jemmy and Katie, Your Majesty.
01:03:16 - I won't last much longer.
01:03:18 - So have you.
01:03:20 - We've also come to warn you
01:03:22 you're in grave danger.
01:03:24 - Your Majesty,
01:03:26 I have such good news for you.
01:03:28 The intruders have been ensnared.
01:03:30 To the dungeon with them!
01:03:32 - [Grunts]
01:03:34 - [Grunts]
01:03:36 - [Grunts]
01:03:38 - Sire, don't believe horse are here.
01:03:40 - There, there.
01:03:42 Good goat.
01:03:44 [Chuckles]
01:03:46 - Back! Let them go!
01:03:48 - Wait just a second, Your Highness.
01:03:50 You've not yet eaten this delectable cheese.
01:03:52 Aged goat cheese
01:03:54 all the way from Turkey.
01:03:56 [Chuckles]
01:03:58 Yes, take a whiff of this, Your Highness.
01:04:00 Yes.
01:04:02 [Chuckles]
01:04:04 - No!
01:04:06 Turkey, my foot!
01:04:08 You shark!
01:04:10 Me a shark?
01:04:12 - [Chuckles]
01:04:14 - I'm sorry, Your Highness.
01:04:16 - Me a shark?
01:04:18 But I don't even know how to swim.
01:04:20 - You kidnapped my whole family
01:04:22 and now you're cooing like a turtle dove.
01:04:24 - What a fool I am!
01:04:26 I nearly traded my home for your cheeses!
01:04:28 Arrest him!
01:04:30 Now!
01:04:32 - [Grunts]
01:04:34 If anyone comes near me,
01:04:36 I'll choke the king
01:04:38 with his own cheese!
01:04:40 [Laughs]
01:04:42 It's nearly dawn.
01:04:44 In the morning, the crown will be mine.
01:04:46 I will be king
01:04:48 and give you what's coming to you.
01:04:50 [Laughs]
01:04:52 [Dramatic music]
01:04:54 Once the cock cries,
01:04:56 your goose is cooked.
01:04:58 Prepare your congratulatory speeches.
01:05:00 I demand flattery.
01:05:02 There!
01:05:04 - Oh, my cheese! - Come on!
01:05:06 [Grunts]
01:05:08 [Grunts]
01:05:10 [Grunts]
01:05:12 - Oh!
01:05:14 - Cry already, you old, malting bugger!
01:05:16 [Cock crows]
01:05:18 [Dramatic music]
01:05:20 [Cock crows]
01:05:22 [Laughs]
01:05:24 I have it all in black and white.
01:05:26 That old fool forgot
01:05:28 he signed it.
01:05:30 [Grunts]
01:05:32 [Laughs]
01:05:34 From now on, I'll be your king
01:05:36 and whoever calls me
01:05:38 "Horser"
01:05:40 will be a head shorter!
01:05:42 I had an awful, awful childhood.
01:05:46 The kids made fun of me,
01:05:48 said my head looked like a horse's.
01:05:50 They brought me oats.
01:05:52 - Oh, stop.
01:05:54 - Once they even put a saddle on me.
01:05:56 Now I'll be the one who's laughing.
01:05:58 Kill them and the cheesemakers, too!
01:06:00 [Grunts]
01:06:02 [Grunts]
01:06:04 [Gasps]
01:06:06 [Gasps]
01:06:08 Huh?
01:06:10 [Laughs]
01:06:12 Fine, then.
01:06:14 We'll do it the good old-fashioned way.
01:06:16 [Screams]
01:06:18 [Laughs]
01:06:20 [Laughs]
01:06:22 [Laughs]
01:06:24 [Grunts]
01:06:26 [Grunts]
01:06:28 [Groans]
01:06:30 [Sighs]
01:06:32 I'm king!
01:06:34 I'm king! I'm king!
01:06:36 [Laughs]
01:06:38 Oh!
01:06:40 It's time for a little siesta.
01:06:42 [Laughs]
01:06:44 If anyone comes looking for me,
01:06:46 I'm resting, so I'll be fresh
01:06:48 for the afternoon executions.
01:06:50 [Laughs]
01:06:52 [Thud]
01:06:54 [Groans]
01:06:56 - Oh.
01:06:58 - This situation wouldn't have happened
01:07:00 if Cheese hadn't blinded me.
01:07:02 - Now, now, sire.
01:07:04 I'll stroke your bald head.
01:07:06 - This is completely my fault.
01:07:10 [Sawing]
01:07:12 [Sawing]
01:07:14 [Sawing]
01:07:16 [Sawing]
01:07:18 [Sawing]
01:07:20 [Sawing]
01:07:22 [Sawing]
01:07:24 [Sawing]
01:07:26 [Sawing]
01:07:28 [Crying]
01:07:30 [Crying]
01:07:32 [Crying]
01:07:34 [Crying]
01:07:36 [Crying]
01:07:38 - Do you want to give up?
01:07:40 I'm asking you, do you want to give up
01:07:44 before we even start?
01:07:46 - Goat?
01:07:48 Goat!
01:07:50 - Do you want to whine like a little kid?
01:07:52 - But I am a little kid.
01:07:54 - That's no excuse.
01:07:56 You can do anything you want.
01:07:58 Remember whose daughter you are.
01:08:00 - Hmm?
01:08:02 - And now these are the tasks for next month.
01:08:13 Punish every single one who laughed at me.
01:08:15 [Groans]
01:08:17 Outlaw horses.
01:08:19 Outlaw cheese.
01:08:21 [Groans]
01:08:23 [Squeaking]
01:08:25 [Squeaking]
01:08:27 [Squeaking]
01:08:29 [Squeaking]
01:08:31 [Squeaking]
01:08:33 [Squeaking]
01:08:35 [Squeaking]
01:08:37 [Squeaking]
01:08:39 [Squeaking]
01:08:41 [Squeaking]
01:08:43 [Squeaking]
01:08:45 [Squeaking]
01:08:47 - What the hell? - Hang on, I'm almost done.
01:08:49 [Squeaking]
01:08:51 - My sister. - Ah-ha.
01:08:53 [Chuckles]
01:08:55 [Squeaking]
01:08:57 [Chattering]
01:08:59 [Squeaking]
01:09:01 - Look, a rope.
01:09:03 - You're funny. Come this way.
01:09:05 - Okay.
01:09:07 [Chattering]
01:09:09 [Squeaking]
01:09:11 [Chattering]
01:09:13 [Chattering]
01:09:15 [Chattering]
01:09:17 [Chattering]
01:09:19 [Chattering]
01:09:21 [Squeaking]
01:09:23 [Squeaking]
01:09:25 (snoring)
01:09:27 (snoring)
01:09:29 (snoring)
01:09:31 (snoring)
01:09:33 (snoring)
01:09:35 (snoring)
01:09:38 (snoring)
01:09:40 (yawns)
01:09:46 (snoring)
01:09:53 (snoring)
01:09:57 (snoring)
01:09:59 (snoring)
01:10:01 (yawns)
01:10:18 - What?
01:10:26 What?
01:10:27 What?
01:10:28 How dare you?
01:10:29 What do you think you're doing, you little hooligan?
01:10:31 - A good old-fashioned way for a seahorse, sir.
01:10:34 Now you're gonna really feel it.
01:10:36 - What?
01:10:37 What did you say?
01:10:38 What?
01:10:40 What is this?
01:10:41 I can't believe it.
01:10:43 Come here, come here!
01:10:44 Come to me!
01:10:45 I'll catch you, come on!
01:10:47 Come on, come!
01:10:49 Come on now!
01:10:50 Get over here!
01:10:51 What's this?
01:10:53 No, what does this mean?
01:10:55 (yells)
01:10:57 It's my toe!
01:10:58 (yells)
01:11:00 That hurts!
01:11:01 - He who laughs last, laughs best.
01:11:03 (yells)
01:11:04 - But I'm not laughing!
01:11:06 (yells)
01:11:09 (dramatic music)
01:11:15 (yells)
01:11:24 (dramatic music)
01:11:27 - No, no, not the bat!
01:11:48 No!
01:11:49 (yells)
01:11:51 (dramatic music)
01:11:54 (yells)
01:12:06 - No, I want to go down to my mommy!
01:12:17 (yells)
01:12:19 (dramatic music)
01:12:21 - Not in the water!
01:12:35 I can't swim!
01:12:36 I can't swim!
01:12:37 (yells)
01:12:41 (yells)
01:12:50 - Ouch, thanks!
01:12:51 There's a time, Lucifer's waiting.
01:12:53 - Oh.
01:12:54 (coughs)
01:13:01 - Mommy, Daddy!
01:13:04 Johnny!
01:13:05 - Johnny!
01:13:06 Hooray!
01:13:07 - Susie?
01:13:09 - Susie?
01:13:10 - Where is Susie?
01:13:12 (whimpers)
01:13:15 (dramatic music)
01:13:18 - Hello!
01:13:33 I want a kiss too!
01:13:35 - Susie!
01:13:36 Susie!
01:13:36 (yells)
01:13:38 - I'm coming!
01:13:46 (yells)
01:13:48 Yippee!
01:13:50 (laughs)
01:13:51 Wow!
01:13:52 Oh, this is fun!
01:13:53 Yippee!
01:13:55 (laughs)
01:13:58 This is fun!
01:13:59 (grunts)
01:14:09 Susie, that was cool!
01:14:15 Considering you're a girl.
01:14:17 - Johnny!
01:14:19 - Hi, sis.
01:14:20 (laughs)
01:14:22 (groans)
01:14:29 - Oh, lovely.
01:14:30 - Mommy!
01:14:32 - Daddy!
01:14:33 - My children.
01:14:33 (laughs)
01:14:36 - Oh no, tears were not in the contract.
01:14:40 (dramatic music)
01:14:45 ♪ Oh, it's beautiful times ♪
01:14:47 ♪ Tell your blues goodbye ♪
01:14:50 ♪ This is our middle ages ♪
01:14:52 ♪ Who can be afraid ♪
01:14:55 ♪ Beautiful paradise ♪
01:14:57 ♪ It's all cause we're here ♪
01:15:00 ♪ All the nights and all the robbers ♪
01:15:03 ♪ Never visit all the barbers ♪
01:15:05 ♪ I'm so tired inside the jail ♪
01:15:07 ♪ Call the rock and chain mail ♪
01:15:10 ♪ Everyone here is happy ♪
01:15:12 ♪ Having a case with lots of sleeves ♪
01:15:15 ♪ It is a matter of prestige ♪
01:15:18 ♪ Wearing a suit of armor too ♪
01:15:20 ♪ They look so well and suit me good ♪
01:15:23 ♪ More delightful than the throne ♪
01:15:25 ♪ I wash and cook for heroes' homes ♪
01:15:28 ♪ They hold their dreams like horses' reins ♪
01:15:30 ♪ Because through fear it causes pain ♪
01:15:35 ♪ Oh, it's beautiful times ♪
01:15:37 ♪ Tell your blues goodbye ♪
01:15:40 ♪ This is our middle ages ♪
01:15:42 ♪ Who can be afraid ♪
01:15:45 ♪ Beautiful paradise ♪
01:15:47 ♪ It's all cause we're here ♪
01:15:50 ♪ All the nights and all the robbers ♪
01:15:53 ♪ Never visit all the barbers ♪
01:15:55 ♪ I'm so tired inside the jail ♪
01:15:58 ♪ Call the rock and chain mail ♪
01:16:00 ♪ Everyone here is happy ♪
01:16:03 ♪ Oh, you can go completely mad ♪
01:16:05 ♪ Without ever feeling bad ♪
01:16:08 ♪ You might have stained Vita's dance ♪
01:16:10 ♪ Yet riffraff never has a chance ♪
01:16:13 ♪ You may not know what's really true ♪
01:16:15 ♪ No one will make minced meat out of you ♪
01:16:18 ♪ A little luck with lots of luck ♪
01:16:21 ♪ There's pain mad as it's thought of ♪
01:16:25 Let me ask you,
01:16:27 what makes your cheese so deliciously heavenly, Goat?
01:16:31 Hmm, it could be because it's a little beery.
01:16:34 Ah.
01:16:36 The rest once your work is done.
01:16:37 The kingdom must not be neglected.
01:16:40 ( music playing )
01:16:42 ♪ Oh, it's good old times ♪
01:16:44 ♪ Tell your blues goodbye ♪
01:16:47 ♪ This is our middle ages ♪
01:16:50 ♪ Who can be afraid ♪
01:16:52 ♪ It's your paradise ♪
01:16:55 ♪ It's all cause we're here ♪
01:16:57 ♪ All the nights and all the robbers ♪
01:17:00 ♪ Never visit all the barbers ♪
01:17:02 ♪ I'm so tired inside the jail ♪
01:17:05 ♪ Call her up and she'll nail ♪
01:17:07 ♪ Everyone here is happy ♪
01:17:10 ♪ Everyone here is happy ♪
01:17:12 ♪ Everyone here is happy ♪
01:17:14 ♪ Oh, everyone is happy ♪
01:17:17 ( music stops )
01:17:19 ( music playing )
01:17:22 ( whistling )
01:17:25 ( whistling continues )
01:17:28 ( whistling continues )
01:17:31 ( whistling continues )
01:17:34 ( whistling continues )
01:17:37 ( whistling continues )
01:17:40 ( whistling continues )
01:17:43 ( whistling continues )
01:18:12 ( grunts )
01:18:13 Thanks a lot, boys.
01:18:15 ( grunting )
01:18:17 ( chuckles )
01:18:19 Yikes! Yikes!
01:18:21 ( grunting )
01:18:22 That tickles!
01:18:23 ( grunting )
01:18:24 Ow!
01:18:25 - Let's go. - That burns! That burns!
01:18:27 I'm begging you! I'll be good from now on!
01:18:30 Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow!
01:18:33 ( music playing )
01:18:36 ( music playing )
01:18:39 ( whistling )
01:18:42 ( music playing )
01:19:06 ( music playing )
01:19:09 ( whistling )
01:19:22 ( whistling continues )
01:19:34 ( whistling continues )
01:19:37 ( whistling continues )
01:19:43 ( whistling continues )
01:19:58 ( whistling continues )
01:20:26 ( whistling continues )
01:20:29 ( whistling continues )
01:20:51 ( whistling continues )
01:20:54 ( whistling continues )
01:21:14 ( whistling continues )
01:21:40 ( grunting )
01:21:43 ( whistling )
01:21:46 ( grunting )
01:21:53 ( grunting )
01:21:58 (laughing)
01:22:00 [BLANK_AUDIO]