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00:00 (whistling)
00:02 (whimsical music)
00:05 (whimsical music)
00:08 (whimsical music)
00:10 (gibberish)
00:14 (gibberish)
00:16 (whimsical music)
00:19 (gibberish)
00:28 (whistling)
00:32 (gibberish)
00:35 (gibberish)
00:37 (gibberish)
00:43 (gibberish)
00:46 (gibberish)
00:51 (whimsical music)
00:54 (gibberish)
00:59 (whimsical music)
01:02 (whimsical music)
01:04 - A respected Catawampus wise man once said,
01:15 a cat who tries to catch a boulder with a baseball glove
01:18 is a stupid cat.
01:20 An ancient trick of an old Catawampus Indian
01:24 is to disguise himself as a wild wilderness beast.
01:28 What better way to creep up on unsuspecting prey?
01:32 Of course, every Catawampus warrior knows
01:35 the slightest noise could trigger a stampede
01:38 of the dangerous buffalo.
01:40 (gunshot)
01:43 (helicopter whirring)
01:55 - Put your highly trained Catawampus ear to the ground
01:59 and tell me what you hear.
02:01 - Oh great wise chief, father of sun, moon,
02:04 and very little woodland creatures, I don't hear nothing.
02:08 - Well here comes Tom with a whole herd
02:10 of the things you can't hear right behind him.
02:12 (helicopter whirring)
02:16 You have blown it big time.
02:24 You're not a warrior, you're a schno.
02:27 You must face the punishment of all braves who have failed.
02:31 And hoo boy, did you ever fail.
02:33 You're sentenced to spend the rest of your days
02:37 in the wilderness.
02:39 Now go, live with the wild beasts.
02:41 - You know, the life of a wild beast
02:50 ain't that bad once you get used to it.
02:54 (upbeat music)
02:56 (upbeat music)