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00:00 stomp you into the ground.
00:01 - Come on, stomping never bothers me.
00:04 - What a pro.
00:06 This film's gonna be bigger than
00:08 Raiders of the Lost and Found.
00:09 Remember, you heard it here.
00:11 Lights, camera, action.
00:13 - Dancing with Dingbat, scene three, take one.
00:17 - I know it's you, Wild Mouse.
00:23 Prepare for the moment of truth.
00:25 I'm coming in after you.
00:27 - Cut.
00:28 - Sun cat.
00:30 (dramatic music)
00:33 Oh, that was terrific, Katzner.
00:42 How do you do it, risking your life like that?
00:45 - Well, I'll tell ya, some call it willpower.
00:47 Others call it big bucks.
00:49 - Well, take it from Weaselman,
00:51 when it comes to Academy Award time,
00:53 we'll be getting exactly what we deserve.
00:56 Like I say, this scene's gonna make the Terminator
00:59 look like Little Red Riding Hood.
01:01 It's the never to be forgotten duel of doom
01:04 between Stainless Steel and his ever treacherous
01:06 and unpredictable adversary, Ninja Wild Mouse.
01:10 (monsters laughing)
01:11 And they still talk about E.T.
01:13 But listen to this.
01:15 Right in the middle of their duel,
01:16 Wild Mouse here causes, are you ready for this?
01:20 An avalanche.
01:22 (monsters laughing)
01:25 Okay, enough rehearsal.
01:27 And remember, Katz, we're going for absolute realism,
01:30 even if it means being buried alive.
01:34 Roll 'em.
01:35 Action.
01:36 - Dancing with Dingbats, Buried Alive,
01:39 Avalanche Scene, take one.
01:41 (dice clattering)
01:44 - Okay, cut.
01:46 Time for the avalanche.
01:49 Stunt cat.
01:50 (dramatic music)
01:54 (bubbles popping)
01:55 Way to go, Tommy.
01:57 Camera, roll 'em.
02:00 Action.
02:00 (dice clattering)
02:01 Cue avalanche.
02:03 (monsters laughing)
02:06 Keep it up, guys.
02:08 Great action.
02:09 (monsters laughing)
02:11 Now that's what you call authentic.
02:13 Now you're talking buried alive.
02:18 (laughs)
02:18 I'll win an Oscar for this.
02:20 (monsters laughing)
02:22 (water splashing)
02:24 (bubbles popping)
02:28 Cut.
02:29 Print.
02:30 This is gonna be the biggest box office bonanza
02:32 since Bill and Ted met Freddy Krueger.
02:35 (laughs)
02:36 Wait 'til our stars hear about this stupendous,
02:39 spine-tickling climax.
02:41 Now get this.
02:42 Stainless steel's cornered Wild Mouse
02:44 on the top of Mount Everest, see,
02:46 when suddenly there's a blinding snowstorm.
02:49 Okay, roll 'em.
02:51 Lights, camera, action.
02:53 (dice clattering)
02:54 Cut.
02:55 (monsters laughing)
02:57 Cut.