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00:00 [music]
00:06 Who's got the sweetest disposition?
00:09 One guess, guess who?
00:12 Who never, never starts an argument?
00:15 Who never shows a bit of temperament?
00:18 Who's never wrong but always right?
00:21 Who'd never dream of starting a fight?
00:24 Who gets stuck with all the bad luck?
00:27 No one but Donald Duck!
00:30 [laughter]
00:34 Next case, Pierre versus Duck.
00:38 May it please the court, I propose to prove that my client is innocent.
00:43 A mere victim of circumstances.
00:46 Call the duck to the stand.
00:49 [music]
00:53 Wait, son.
00:54 Raise your right hand. [gibberish]
00:58 Watch your name. Sit down!
01:00 Your Honor, may the light of truth...
01:05 [clears throat]
01:07 The light of truth...
01:10 Guide us to find the innocent.
01:14 Just gaze upon that kind, that loving, gentle countenance.
01:19 How can anyone think him capable of any wrongdoing?
01:25 Only a hardened soul like Monsieur Pierre.
01:31 But we shall unmask him!
01:33 Your Honor, there's his true character.
01:38 Order, order! Stick to facts!
01:41 Your Honor, the charges against my client are outrageous.
01:48 The simple truth, the candid truth,
01:51 is that on the lunch hour of September umpteen,
01:54 in a peaceful park, sat our little defendant.
02:00 Oh, bye-bye, little pigeon.
02:04 [music]
02:09 [snorting]
02:11 [music]
02:24 A table for one?
02:26 One.
02:27 Your hat, Monsieur.
02:28 Hey! Give me that!
02:31 [music]
02:56 May I suggest the, uh, Pomme de Terre à la Saint-Louis-Bispoul?
03:00 Coffee.
03:01 A café noir, a demi-glace?
03:03 Yeah, yeah, chose.
03:05 Merci, Monsieur. Merci.
03:07 [music]
03:27 Hey, where's my coffee?
03:29 What's the matter?
03:30 Hey, you, there!
03:31 I'm going to charge!
03:33 I'll close this door up!
03:35 Now, let me get my coffee!
03:37 [music]
03:38 What's the matter?
03:39 It's just a minute.
03:40 I'll find it. I'll find it!
03:42 Merci, Monsieur.
03:43 [music]
03:49 [gasp]
03:51 What is this?
03:55 Monsieur, we cannot allow a...
03:59 Hmm, or can we?
04:02 Café noir, fifteen dollars.
04:06 Hmm, jambon avec feuilles de laitue, three dollars.
04:14 On post, four dollars.
04:18 [music]
04:26 Hello.
04:27 Hey, you dropped something.
04:29 That is your bill, Monsieur.
04:32 Oh, my bill?
04:34 [laughs]
04:36 My bill?
04:38 [music]
04:40 [unintelligible]
04:55 No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. No nickel.
04:57 Thirty-five, ninety-nine dollars.
05:01 [music]
05:04 There he was, Your Honor.
05:06 Crushed, helpless.
05:10 How he must have suffered.
05:14 He pleaded, but in vain.
05:18 He found Pierre cold and hard.
05:22 Then, with magnificent restraint,
05:25 he voiced a timid protest.
05:29 [music]
05:36 And so you see, Your Honor, the injustice of it all.
05:41 My client is the victim, and the real culprit is there.
05:46 I object!
05:48 Shut up!
05:49 We throw ourselves on the mercy of the court.
05:55 Defendants, stand before the bar.
06:00 Ten dollars or ten days washing dishes, or else.
06:07 [music]
06:09 [laughs]
06:12 [music]
06:17 Please, I forgive you, but don't wash any more dishes.
06:21 I'll pay you.
06:22 I'll feed you.
06:24 Anything.
06:26 [laughs]
06:30 You heard what the judge said.
06:32 Ten days.
06:34 [laughs]
06:35 [music]
06:36 Ten more days.
06:38 [screams]
06:39 [music]
06:47 [BLANK_AUDIO]