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00:00 [MUSIC PLAYING]
00:00 Hey, hey!
00:01 Life in the Dreamhouse.
00:03 Oh, yeah!
00:04 Life in the Dreamhouse.
00:05 Barbie!
00:07 Life in the Dreamhouse.
00:10 [DOG BARKING]
00:11 [MUSIC PLAYING]
00:15 [DOORBELL RINGING]
00:17 Hey!
00:19 Which sister is this?
00:20 [GIGGLING]
00:21 Ah, Barbie's sister.
00:23 I wish.
00:24 I'm Midge.
00:25 I'm Nikki.
00:26 This is Teresa.
00:28 So you're the Malibu me.
00:30 And you're the Willows me.
00:33 OK, wait.
00:34 What does that make me?
00:35 Seriously, who am I?
00:37 Is Barbie ready?
00:38 We're taking her to the beach.
00:40 Oh, that's peculiar.
00:42 I'm taking her to the Malibu Macrame Museum.
00:44 [MUSIC PLAYING]
00:48 [TIRES SCREECHING]
00:50 I sensed tension and came as fast as I could.
00:54 Maybe you and Barbie could go to the Mac and Cheese Museum
00:56 tomorrow.
00:57 It's macrame?
00:58 Fight, fight, fight!
01:00 Having trouble figuring out who's Barbie's BFF, huh?
01:03 It's me.
01:04 It's me.
01:05 It's me.
01:07 It's probably not me.
01:09 I can help.
01:10 Who's ready to play I'm Barbie's BFF?
01:15 I'll ask a series of questions, and whoever
01:17 has the most correct answers will be crowned
01:19 Barbie's best friend forever.
01:22 I've got this in the proverbial bag.
01:24 I've known Barbie since we were in matching cribs.
01:26 I hang out at her crib every day.
01:29 I text Barbie so much, she's got a separate phone just for me.
01:33 Here's the thing.
01:34 [MUSIC PLAYING]
01:39 All right, next question.
01:40 What was Barbie's 37th career?
01:44 Stewardess.
01:45 Well, I guess the modern term is flight attendant.
01:48 Golly, we served I don't know how many types of sandwiches.
01:52 Aren't these supposed to be one word answers?
01:55 White fromage.
01:56 If Barbie was an ice cream flavor,
02:01 what flavor would she be?
02:04 Oh, pink.
02:06 Pink is not a flavor.
02:07 1959.
02:11 Barbie's middle name is Millicent.
02:14 Sugar, spice, and polyvinyl chloride.
02:19 Barbie and the Rockers.
02:21 Mermaid, fairy, princess.
02:23 Oh, oh, oh, me.
02:25 Raquel.
02:27 Schlongpuffa.
02:29 George and Martha Roberts.
02:31 The Moon.
02:34 OK, you're all tied up, more or less.
02:37 So there's one final question that
02:40 will determine who is Barbie's best friend.
02:43 You could win or lose it all.
02:45 Or see what's behind door number three.
02:47 Door number three.
02:48 Door number three.
02:49 Please, it's always some kind of reject prize.
02:52 We're in it to win it.
02:55 OK, final question.
02:58 What in the world?
03:01 Barbie, they were fighting over who was a better friend.
03:04 And I was all, ew, so shallow.
03:06 But they were like, we need to pick a winner, so whatevs.
03:09 What?
03:10 They each think they're your BFF, Barbie.
03:12 But you're all my best friends.
03:15 I knew there wasn't a prize.
03:17 Doesn't anyone want to hear the last question?
03:19 Fire away.
03:22 When did Barbie first get a belly button?
03:25 What's a belly button?
03:27 Hmm, even I don't remember.
03:30 I know.
03:32 What?
03:33 I could have won Ken.
03:37 13 years ago, which you'd all know if you'd read Barbiepedia.
03:42 12 volumes, extensive index, tons of great--
03:45 Can I just--
03:46 I've got to be mentioned in here somewhere.
03:48 No, right?
03:50 Seriously, not even a footnote?
03:53 [MUSIC PLAYING]
03:56 [BLANK_AUDIO]