Three vegan vampires, one water nymph, two sorcerers, and one lease. | dG1fbTFDdDdwRnUxdFE
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00:00 [Music]
00:29 That's enough! You don't own the house.
00:32 You need to arrive here before noon to find the true owner and bring them here.
00:37 Aha! Cole Kirkland!
00:40 You want me to bail you out so you can keep living illegally in my long dead relative's place?
00:44 Yes!
00:45 What's in it for me?
00:46 Writing materials?
00:48 What do you mean they found an heir?
00:50 His name is Cole. He's single and a bad writer.
00:53 Hey, hey, hey, whoa, whoa!
00:55 [Music]
01:02 This is insanity! We just have dietary differences!
01:06 Can it, mother sucker!
01:08 [Music]
01:25 So you've hired yourself a merman?
01:27 We prefer aqua Americans.
01:29 [Music]
01:32 (whooshing)