• 9 months ago
A girl journeys to a secluded lake to summon a vampire. | dG1fMFhZN1A4Q3V6b0E
Transcript
00:00 Oh my god, you're a vampire groupie.
00:14 Hey, vampires are real.
00:18 Right.
00:20 No signal?
00:23 Just like summer camp.
00:24 It's okay, I'll survive.
00:26 Will you though?
00:28 Like it's so bad out here.
00:30 We've got beer, we've got food, we've got music.
00:36 There's this guy in town who used to always talk about this vampire at the lake.
00:40 She got obsessed.
00:42 Supposedly, if a vampire puts this around his neck, he's allowed to walk in the daylight.
00:47 Wow, I didn't know vampires followed some kind of code of ethics.
00:52 [music]
00:58 Gone to find a vampire, see you for dinner.
01:01 She's got her day planned.
01:03 What should we do?
01:04 It's five miles over rough terrain, she's gonna turn back.
01:08 I mean, you can't help distract her with some talentless, stupid boy band or something.
01:14 [sigh]
01:16 [music]
01:24 Okay, if she's not back in an hour, we'll go look.
01:29 Who made me tour director?
01:31 Don't be a smartass.
01:33 [mumbling]
01:36 [scream]
01:38 [music]
01:43 Write your name in blood.
01:44 I'm gonna pass.
01:46 [gunshot]
01:48 [music]
02:01 I heard he's breeding dogs in his backyard now.
02:05 What a loser.
02:07 (whooshing)
02:09 (whooshing)

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