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00:00 (upbeat music)
00:02 - Since the beginning of time,
00:25 man has been possessed with the desire
00:27 to have a roof over his head.
00:29 And a place to hang his hat.
00:31 - Mm, not me.
00:39 (screaming)
00:46 - Constant reference to the blueprints
00:47 is necessary in order to facilitate the building
00:50 and fabrication of the many complex
00:52 and minute items of structural simplicity.
00:55 (snoring)
00:59 (snoring)
01:01 (snoring)
01:03 (snoring)
01:05 (snoring)
01:07 (upbeat music)
01:10 (alarm ringing)
01:13 (upbeat music)
01:15 (alarm ringing)
01:18 (alarm ringing)
01:22 (knocking)
01:24 (knocking)
01:27 - Hmm.
01:27 (upbeat music)
01:30 (camera shutter clicking)
01:33 (grunting)
01:39 (screaming)
01:51 (upbeat music)
01:58 - The competent craftsman must check
02:00 and recheck with the spirit level.
02:02 This accurate and sensitive instrument
02:04 assures precision of construction.
02:06 Hmm.
02:11 (dramatic music)
02:15 Hmm.
02:22 (water splashing)
02:28 (dramatic music)
02:31 - Oh, gosh.
02:39 - While setting the window glass or glazing,
02:45 extreme care and delicate handling
02:47 must be exercised at all times.
02:49 (screaming)
02:54 (dramatic music)
02:56 (gasping)
03:12 (gasping)
03:16 (thudding)
03:18 (alarm ringing)
03:23 Hmm.
03:29 (laughing)
03:32 (water splashing)
03:39 (alarm ringing)
03:45 (squeaking)
03:48 Hmm.
03:50 (bubbling)
03:54 (dinging)
03:56 (glass shattering)
03:59 Painting adds a finishing touch to any house.
04:06 Paint applied to reflect the owner's personality
04:12 also covers a multitude of surfaces.
04:15 (slurping)
04:18 Hmm.
04:20 Hmm.
04:26 (slurping)
04:30 (coughing)
04:32 (slurping)
04:35 (sneezing)
04:41 (sneezing)
04:45 (sneezing)
04:47 (sneezing)
04:55 (sneezing)
04:58 (sneezing)
05:09 (squeaking)
05:13 (thudding)
05:15 (sneezing)
05:17 (shrieking)
05:21 (sneezing)
05:25 (screaming)
05:27 Oh, I've got you.
05:30 And when at last his dreams have been transformed
05:38 by wood, metal, and masonry into solid reality,
05:42 the happy homeowner is proud to extend
05:45 the warmth and hospitality of his home.
05:48 (upbeat music)
05:50 (yelping)
05:52 ♪ For he's a jolly good fellow
05:59 ♪ For he's a jolly good fellow
06:02 ♪ For he's a jolly good fellow
06:06 ♪ There's no place like home
06:11 ♪ There's no place like home
06:15 (upbeat music)
06:18 (upbeat music)
06:20 (upbeat music)