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10:30 >> Halt! State your business, boy.
10:34 >> I've come to sell my donkey, sir.
10:39 >> Hmm.
10:40 >> I...
10:43 I know of a man who is in need of just such an animal.
10:50 Third shop inside these gates.
10:52 >> Oh, thank you, sir.
10:57 >> [LAUGH]
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11:15 >> Now, don't be nervous.
11:18 And try and keep them straight, small one.
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11:32 >> Hello?
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11:38 >> Hello?
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12:01 >> Yes?
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12:09 >> You have a donkey to sell?
12:13 >> His... his name is Small One.
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12:26 >> One piece of silver.
12:28 >> Will you take good care of him?
12:30 >> I only want his hide, boy.
12:32 I'm the tanner.
12:35 >> The tanner?
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12:42 >> You want to make leather out of him?
12:44 >> One piece of silver.
12:46 >> No, I won't sell him.
12:47 I won't.
12:49 No, no.
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13:10 >> I'm sorry, Small One.
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13:39 [COUGH]
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14:00 >> Clank, clank, clank, clank, get the money to the bank.
14:03 No legal stories you can trust.
14:05 We never, ever fail when we go to make a sale.
14:10 We work a little harder if we must.
14:13 Get out of here.
14:16 >> Small One, Small One, Small One for sale.
14:25 One piece of silver.
14:29 Small One for sale.
14:36 >> Please, sir, would you like to buy my donkey?
14:39 >> No, no, little boy, I will not buy.
14:42 That's a sorry bag of bones, I fear.
14:45 I have buyers by the dozens, and their mothers and their cousins.
14:48 Now take the beast and go away from here.
14:51 >> Oh, clank, clank, clank, clank, get the money to the bank.
14:56 No legal stories you can trust.
14:58 We never, ever fail when we go to make a sale.
15:02 We work a little harder if we must.
15:06 Get out of here.
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15:11 >> Small One, Small One, Small One for sale.
15:19 One piece of silver.
15:23 Small One for sale.
15:28 >> Excuse me, would you like to buy my donkey?
15:33 >> No, no, little boy, I will not buy.
15:36 What a scrawny, undernourished little beast.
15:39 You will surely realize, since my wife's a healthy size,
15:42 I think I'd better buy a horse at least.
15:45 >> A horse?
15:46 >> Whoa, clank, clank, clank, clank, get the money to the bank.
15:51 No legal stories you can trust.
15:53 We never, ever fail when we go to make a sale.
15:58 We work a little harder if we must.
16:02 >> Yeah.
16:05 >> Doesn't anybody need a donkey?
16:07 >> Come, come, little boy, take our advice.
16:10 You will never, ever find a buyer here.
16:13 >> Three blocks straight ahead.
16:14 >> Three blocks, he said.
16:16 >> You will find a jolly auctioneer.
16:19 >> You will find a jolly auctioneer.
16:31 >> An auctioneer?
16:33 >> Yes.
16:34 Now go away.
16:37 Whoa.
16:39 >> Clank, clank, clank, get the money to the bank.
17:00 >> Small one, I'm sure we'll find a home for you here.
17:05 We've got to fix you up.
17:07 >> I'll try and keep it straight.
17:09 >> Only 50 pieces of silver.
17:12 Are you all blind?
17:13 This is a magnificent animal.
17:16 Gentlemen, how can you pass up a bargain like this?
17:20 I need 55.
17:21 I must have 55.
17:23 I won't let this gorgeous creature go for less than 55.
17:28 >> 55.
17:29 >> 55 is the bid.
17:31 Thank you, my friend.
17:33 Now, could I hear 60?
17:36 60 would be music to my ears.
17:39 >> 60.
17:41 >> 60 pieces of silver.
17:43 Do I hear more?
17:45 Very well, then.
17:46 60 once, 60 twice.
17:49 Sold to that lucky buyer over there for 60 pieces of silver.
18:00 Now, gentlemen, this next animal will truly amaze you.
18:06 A fine steed of great breeding.
18:09 So rare, so -- what?
18:13 Hey, what -- you, you there, boy.
18:16 Get off there.
18:17 I have no time for this.
18:19 Go away, boy, go away.
18:21 >> But please, sir, this donkey's for sale.
18:24 >> This is a horse market, boy.
18:27 I haven't time to waste on a scrawny donkey.
18:31 >> He's not scrawny.
18:33 He's a strong donkey.
18:35 He's gentle and kind and good enough to be in a king's stable.
18:40 >> A king's stable, did you say?
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18:46 Did you hear that, gentlemen?
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18:50 It seems we have the prince of donkeys with us today.
18:54 The prince -- the prince --
18:57 [ Laughter ]
18:59 Yes.
19:00 Take note of this well-muscled animal.
19:03 The alert stance and deep heart.
19:06 Come, gentlemen.
19:08 Do not hesitate.
19:11 Who will start the beating at 1,000 pieces of silver?
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19:21 But look closely, my friends, and you will observe the sleekest of hides and the tail.
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19:32 This is a tail.
19:34 >> Stop it.
19:36 I call this tail.
19:38 >> I assure you, gentlemen, he is as strong as a bull.
19:43 >> Get off him.
19:44 >> Get up, get up.
19:46 Move, move.
19:48 >> Get off him.
19:49 >> Oh, what a donkey.
19:52 The king's donkey.
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20:08 Get that miserable beast out of here.
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20:29 >> Now, gentlemen, now that we have had our fun and disposed of the king's donkey,
20:36 I wish to direct your attention to a truly amazing animal.
20:42 All beware of this creature.
20:50 >> I'm sorry, small one.
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22:37 >> Tell me, son, are you the owner of this small donkey?
22:44 I need a gentle donkey to carry my wife to Bethlehem.
22:49 Is he for sale?
22:56 >> Yes, sir.
22:58 >> What do you call him?
23:01 >> Small one.
23:03 >> Small one?
23:05 Well, he looks strong enough.
23:08 >> And kind.
23:13 >> I can only offer you one silver coin.
23:16 I know that's very little.
23:18 >> No, that's fine.
23:20 I just want small one to have a good home.
23:24 >> Well, my son, he will have.
23:29 Oh, there.
23:33 >> I'll take good care of him.
23:37 >> Goodbye, small one.
23:40 Be strong and sure of foot and follow your new master.
23:48 >> Come along, small one.
23:50 Come along.
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23:59 >> Goodbye.
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