Donald Duck sfx - Donald's Off Day
Transcript
00:00 (music)
00:28 Oh boy, oh boy, oh boy!
00:30 One, two, three, four. One, two, three, four. One, two, three, four.
00:35 (music)
00:38 Ah!
00:40 (music)
00:43 Yahoo!
00:44 (music)
00:51 The graceful showers may come your way, they bring flowers that bloom in May.
00:58 (music)
01:11 He kissed us.
01:13 (music)
01:16 (gunshot)
01:19 Oh, come on.
01:22 (music)
01:29 (gunshot)
01:32 You're doing that on purpose!
01:34 (coughing)
01:37 (blowing)
01:41 (music)
01:44 Would you do me a favor and go to your room?
01:47 (music)
01:49 Whoa!
01:51 (blowing)
01:55 (music)
02:00 (snoring)
02:06 Dead gum, miserable weather.
02:09 (kissing)
02:11 (music)
02:18 (kissing)
02:20 (music)
02:23 (gagging)
02:26 Disease of symptoms.
02:30 Are you one of those people who think you're healthy but not?
02:33 Well, come visit Dr. Quek at 113 Main Street.
02:36 Be there sooner than later,
02:38 or you're going to end up being a dead duck.
02:41 (music)
02:46 (chewing)
02:48 A coated tongue can be a very dangerous sign.
02:52 Really?
02:54 (music)
02:57 (gasp)
02:58 (music)
03:06 This may cause a total blackout.
03:09 Blackout?
03:11 (music)
03:18 (sniffing)
03:21 (music)
03:22 (scream)
03:24 (music)
03:27 (scream)
03:28 Help!
03:29 Help me!
03:30 Die!
03:31 Die!
03:32 I can't see!
03:34 No, no, this can't happen!
03:39 (laughing)
03:41 No, please, don't, ow!
03:46 Fucking junk!
03:48 No, no, please, no!
03:53 (fart)
03:54 (music)
03:56 Careful, boys.
03:58 My body feels like I've been shot.
04:01 (fart)
04:02 (music)
04:08 It's not sweet enough.
04:10 (music)
04:12 (panting)
04:17 (chirping)
04:20 (music)
04:24 (chirping)
04:28 My heart!
04:30 What else can't go worse?
04:33 (chirping)
04:40 Go!
04:41 (chirping)
04:49 (music)
04:52 (panting)
04:56 (chirping)
04:58 Ah.
05:00 (fart)
05:02 (farting)
05:07 Could you come here, boys?
05:09 Something I want to tell you before I pass on.
05:14 Take care of yourselves, as well as the house.
05:20 Also, could you give me the golf clubs?
05:23 One last goodbye.
05:28 There you go, Uncle Donald.
05:31 Thank you, boys.
05:33 (sniff)
05:35 (music)
05:41 (crying)
05:47 (chirping)
05:56 (thud)
05:57 (chirping)
06:16 Ah, crap!
06:18 (chirping)
06:25 Did my boys did this to me?
06:32 Why, you no good lowlife son of a--
06:37 Sit down!
06:39 (music)
06:43 (fart)
06:48 (music)
06:52 (laughing)
06:53 Thank you, God.
06:55 (music)
07:00 [BLANK_AUDIO]