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00:00 [music playing]
00:01 [screaming]
00:13 ♪ I feel like quacking So I think I will ♪
00:19 ♪ I'm gonna quack, quack, quack Until it gets fulfilled ♪
00:24 ♪ With quacking fever Got the quacking craze ♪
00:30 ♪ Oh yeah ♪
00:31 ♪ Hear the da da da da ♪
00:35 ♪ Duck taste, let's quack ♪
00:36 ♪ Quack, quack, quack ♪
00:38 ♪ Quack back ♪
00:39 ♪ Quack, quack, quack ♪
00:40 ♪ Quack back ♪
00:41 ♪ Quack, quack, quack ♪
00:43 ♪ Quack back ♪
00:44 ♪ Ah, quack back ♪
00:48 ♪ Hear the da da da da ♪
00:53 ♪ Duck taste, quack back ♪
01:00 [music playing]
01:01 And that's a bow!
01:12 Yes!
01:18 That's a lovely dab!
01:22 Nice shooting, Ace!
01:24 You've completed level 12!
01:25 Now face...
01:29 The Mega Deathwing of Doom!
01:31 Hi, Donald.
01:34 So, I'm walking up to the door and look what I find.
01:38 A letter from the Navy, isn't that exciting?
01:41 I wonder what it says, can I open it?
01:43 Get out, my dear student!
01:45 Oh, great.
01:46 "Donald Fontheloid Duck, you are hereby ordered
01:49 to report immediately to the Navy shipyard."
01:53 [laughing]
01:55 [music playing]
01:56 You crashed!
02:01 [laughing]
02:02 Back to flying school for you, loser!
02:06 Don't worry about that silly game, Donald.
02:08 The Navy wants you!
02:10 And no wonder, after all, you did tell me
02:13 you were their top hotshot pilot.
02:15 Why, you said you once sunk 15 ships single-handedly.
02:19 Uh, yeah!
02:21 [laughing]
02:23 [music playing]
02:24 Donald Duck leaves the Navy at last!
02:29 I thought I'd never get rid of him!
02:31 The big goof-off, always playing around!
02:35 Don't you worry, Mr. Sloopy,
02:38 hims can't hurt you anymore!
02:41 [whistling]
02:42 [snoring]
02:52 [meowing]
02:53 [meowing]
02:54 [music playing]
02:58 [explosion]
03:13 [meowing]
03:15 [explosion]
03:16 [explosion]
03:29 [laughing]
03:33 Man overboard! Man overboard!
03:40 [coughing]
03:45 Someday I'll get you for this, Donald Duck!
03:48 I'll get you!
03:49 I'll get you!
03:51 I'll get you!
03:53 - I'll get you! - Donald?
03:55 Donald?
03:57 Donald, did you hear me?
03:58 I said the Navy probably wants to give you a medal.
04:02 You must be so proud.
04:04 Yeah, proud.
04:07 Oh.
04:08 Well, well, well.
04:15 Look who's here.
04:16 My old friend, Donald Duck.
04:21 Or should I say, Sailor Duck.
04:25 Mr. Computer says you still owe us 24 hours of active duty.
04:30 What? I don't care!
04:32 Yes, you do!
04:33 For the next 24 hours, you're my duck!
04:36 And I'm gonna enjoy making every minute of your miserable little life...
04:40 a little more miserable.
04:43 [laughing]
04:44 So get in the uniform!
04:48 No, no, no!
04:51 Mr. Snoopy!
04:57 [coughing]
04:58 Don't like him.
05:02 All right, Sailor.
05:04 You're gonna chip all the particles off that anchor chain now!
05:09 Oh, yeah.
05:12 And no playing around!
05:14 [mumbling]
05:24 Why, you...
05:40 [music playing]
05:41 [music playing]
05:46 [music playing]
05:47 [music playing]
05:48 [music playing]
05:53 [music playing]
06:16 [music playing]
06:17 [music playing]
06:21 [laughing]
06:30 [music playing]
06:34 [music playing]
06:45 [music playing]
06:46 Man overboard! Man overboard!
06:56 Uh-oh!
06:59 All right, Sailor.
07:02 No more easy jobs for you.
07:05 You're going to buff the entire flight deck!
07:08 [mumbling]
07:13 And no playing around!
07:16 Oh, boy!
07:21 That's good.
07:24 This is gonna be good!
07:28 Uh-oh.
07:40 [music playing]
07:41 [music playing]
07:53 [laughing]
07:57 [music playing]
08:08 All right, Sailor.
08:10 I've got a real job for you.
08:13 I want this room spotless!
08:16 Now start scrubbing!
08:19 If you blow this job, I'll make sure your 24 hours turn into 24 years in the brink!
08:26 And no playing around!
08:29 That computer operates the ship's remote-controlled planes.
08:35 Touch it and--
08:38 [explosion]
08:39 [mumbling]
08:40 [laughing]
08:47 Wow!
08:52 Touch it and--
08:56 [laughing]
09:02 Welcome to Jet Jockey, Ace!
09:05 Don't worry, Mr. Snoopy.
09:09 That mean old duck will never, ever hurt you.
09:13 Admiral McDowell's helicopter is about to land. Sir!
09:17 Not now! Not that squid head!
09:21 [music playing]
09:24 [music playing]
09:25 Welcome aboard, Admiral!
09:35 Thank you, no, Captain Dreadnought.
09:37 I brought my own pajamas this time.
09:39 You'll be happy to know that we have a reporter with us to cover the Armadillo juggling contest.
09:46 Remote-controlled planes, sir.
09:49 We're launching remote-controlled planes and we don't need--
09:53 Hello, Captain. I'm Daisy Duck from What in the World.
09:57 Well, hello.
10:00 I'm here to do a story on a real Navy hero.
10:03 Really? I'm honored.
10:06 Where do we start?
10:07 Just as soon as I find that flying ace, Donald Duck. Where is he?
10:11 [screaming]
10:12 Donald Duck?
10:13 Excuse me.
10:15 He's in the computer room, of course, but you--
10:18 Miss, where are you--
10:19 She's--
10:20 Don't--
10:21 Oh, Donald Duck's no hero.
10:23 He's a complete nit-ka-poop. What is she talking about?
10:26 I make it a quarter to three. Why do you ask?
10:29 Don't--
10:30 [unintelligible]
10:44 It's surmounting time.
10:47 I'm the captain.
10:50 Surprise! I couldn't wait to see my hero in action.
10:57 Uh, what are you doing with that toothbrush?
11:01 I told Kent about your being a Navy hero and kept this. He thought you were lying. Can you believe it?
11:12 I said Donald would never lie to me like that. He knows if I ever found out, I'd dump him like last week's garbage.
11:20 Follow me, ace.
11:22 Okay, first I think we'll shoot you doing some flying stuff.
11:26 Yeah, great, great. Oh, this is gonna be great.
11:28 [unintelligible]
11:31 Don't even think about it.
11:42 Just because you report a palace here, does it mean you can shirk your duty, sailor?
11:49 I'll be back. And if everything isn't ship-shape, your ship will be sunk.
11:55 Where do you think you're going?
12:02 [gunshot]
12:04 [gunshot]
12:08 [shrieking]
12:10 [shrieking]
12:28 [shrieking]
12:30 [shrieking]
12:32 There you are. What you do, take a shower?
12:42 I love you, you wacky hygiene freak, you.
12:46 Forget it, we'll just make this a wide shot. Now, get in that plane over there and show me some real Navy hero stuff.
12:54 Perfect. Okay, now try to look sort of, you know, top gunny.
12:59 [music]
13:01 Great, great, Donald. Target practice. Maybe you could do some sort of stance or something?
13:14 [gunshot]
13:15 [shrieking]
13:17 [shrieking]
13:28 [shrieking]
13:30 A dud.
13:39 Mr. Sloopy. Okey-dokey.
13:46 Man overboard! Man overboard!
13:51 Oh, looks like a storm is brewing. You better batten down the hatches.
13:56 Yes, sir. I'll get right on it.
13:59 Oh, speaking of hatches, who's the lucky egg flying the D-13 in today's test?
14:05 The D-13 is a remote-controlled plane, Admiral. No one flies it.
14:13 Oh, yes. No one? Oh, great Caesar's boats! We need a volunteer.
14:19 A real hero, like that sailor the reporter told me so much about.
14:24 Oh, not Donald Duxer. He couldn't fly a kite, much less the D-13.
14:29 Brilliant. I want to see him flying the D-13 by 2700 hours and tell him to bring his kite.
14:36 Donald, are you sure you really know what you're doing?
14:40 Well, I'd better see what mayhem that weasel is waiting to unleash.
14:47 (SPLAT!)
14:48 (SPLAT!)
14:49 (SQUAWKING)
14:57 (SQUAWKING)
15:02 Philistine.
15:04 Phew!
15:08 Oh, phew! That's faster.
15:13 Welcome to Jet... Jet... Jet Jockey Ace. Ready for takeoff? Take off!
15:19 Whoa! Oh, no!
15:38 Activate wargate! Activate Jet Jockey! Wargate! Jet Jockey! Wargate! War Jockey!
15:43 Arrrrrrgh!
15:45 All systems activated for war!
15:49 Arrgh!
15:50 (SCREAMS)
15:51 What the... What the... Warning! Systems crash!
15:56 (SCREAMS)
15:57 Emergency!
15:58 Please! Systems crash!
16:02 What the... What the... Warning! Warning! Warning!
16:06 Come on, sailor. You're going flying.
16:08 (LAUGHS)
16:10 But... Something strange is going on here.
16:13 Could it be possible Donald really doesn't know how to fly?
16:17 Here's your hero.
16:19 Grab your camera, because he's about to fly like he's never flown before.
16:25 But I can't fly!
16:28 I know. You won't have to do anything. It's a remote-controlled plane.
16:33 Phew!
16:34 It's flown by the ship's computer.
16:37 The ship's computer?
16:41 Come on! Come on! Level one! Start countdown for launch sequence!
16:48 (SCREAMS)
16:50 Level one! Level one! Level one!
16:53 Nine! Eight! Oh, you get the idea.
16:56 Launch!
16:58 All systems activated for...
17:02 ...for...
17:04 Activate live ammo!
17:06 Destroy!
17:08 Destroy! Destroy!
17:11 They're attacking the ship!
17:23 They're bombing the captain's cabin!
17:25 My captain!
17:26 Mr. Schluppi!
17:28 Something's burning.
17:31 (SCREAMS)
17:33 Hey, Blades! Let me out! I don't wanna fly!
17:41 Team 13, locked on target.
17:56 Oh, my gosh! Blades!
17:59 Launch missile in five, four, three, two...
18:05 Computer flight control deactivated.
18:11 Switching aircraft to manual control.
18:14 That means you're driving now, Mac!
18:18 (BEEPING)
18:20 (GRUNTING)
18:26 Fantastic!
18:34 Well, what do you know? It's just like a game!
18:38 Ta-da!
18:41 (GRUNTS)
18:43 Sir, what about my friend?
18:52 (LAUGHS)
19:03 (EXPLOSION)
19:05 What?
19:13 All planes destroyed! All planes destroyed!
19:16 Launch Mega Deathwing of Doom!
19:20 Mission search and destroy!
19:31 (ROARING)
19:33 Seek out and destroy ship!
20:00 (ROARING)
20:02 Ship located!
20:06 Locked on target!
20:08 Destroy ship!
20:11 Goodbye, Mr. Schluppi.
20:14 (GRUNTING)
20:18 (BEEPING)
20:29 (BEEPING)
20:31 (SCREAMS)
20:33 This task was extravagant.
20:46 Yes!
20:56 Get some of your time.
20:59 And now, for service above and beyond the call of duty,
21:06 Admiral McDowell presents the Medal of Valor to...
21:10 a true hero, our very own Donald Duck!
21:14 Good work, my boy.
21:16 You've got the heart of a lion, the eyes of an eagle,
21:19 and the Gulf of Mexico.
21:21 Oh, you did it, Donald.
21:23 I have to admit, I doubted you for a moment.
21:26 But you really are a true hero.
21:29 Donald Duck isn't a hero.
21:31 He's Duck?
21:33 The word "hero" is too small to describe him.
21:39 He's a legend in the annals of naval history.
21:43 (MUMBLING)
21:49 Donald Duck saved Mr. Schluppi!
21:53 Mr. Schluppi!
21:57 I'll get you for this, Donald Duck!
22:08 Oops.
22:10 Oops. [ Chuckles ]
22:13 (upbeat music)