Category
😹
FunTranscript
00:00 [MUSIC]
00:10 Once upon a time, there was an enchanted land called Storybook Town.
00:26 This wasn't a make-believe place.
00:29 It was for real, with full RV hookups too,
00:33 just off all Route 33, or was it 66?
00:38 Anyhow, everyone loved Storybook Town.
00:42 It had walk-through fairy tale sets, thrill rides, and attractions.
00:49 The best high-diving cow act in three states, and
00:55 a world-class petting zoo.
00:58 The park was the lifelong passion of Joe Bradley,
01:02 a starry-eyed dreamer, if there ever was one.
01:06 Soon after opening Storybook Town, Joe found a partner to share his dream,
01:13 his loving wife, Violet.
01:15 And it wasn't long before they were joined by their greatest dream of all,
01:20 their son Jack.
01:21 [MUSIC]
01:24 For a long time, all was right with the world.
01:28 [MUSIC]
01:34 But life has a way of moving on.
01:36 [MUSIC]
01:41 And sometimes the dreamers leave us all too soon.
01:46 [MUSIC]
01:52 Violet and Jack did their best to keep Joe's dream alive,
01:57 but it was a big job for just the two of them.
02:01 [MUSIC]
02:03 Once the crowds stopped coming,
02:06 there wasn't money to repair old attractions or broken down rides.
02:11 [MUSIC]
02:14 And soon, their petting zoo was down to its last two critters,
02:20 a cat named Tom and a mouse named Cherry.
02:26 [MUSIC]
02:36 [MUSIC]
02:46 [MUSIC]
02:56 [MUSIC]
03:06 [MUSIC]
03:16 [MUSIC]
03:26 [MUSIC]
03:51 [MUSIC]
04:16 [MUSIC]
04:26 [MUSIC]
04:51 [MUSIC]
05:16 [MUSIC]
05:41 [MUSIC]
05:51 [MUSIC]
06:01 [MUSIC]
06:11 No, not again.
06:26 [MUSIC]
06:52 Come here, knuckleheads.
06:54 What happened?
06:56 Thought so.
06:59 Mom and I are trying to save Storybook Town.
07:02 We don't need you guys wrecking what's left.
07:04 [MUSIC]
07:06 Now look, we're pals, right, Tom?
07:09 And Jerry, you and me are friends to the end, right?
07:13 [MUSIC]
07:17 So maybe you could try to get along with each other, just for me?
07:22 [MUSIC]
07:25 Tom?
07:27 [MUSIC]
07:32 That's better.
07:35 I think.
07:36 All right, let's get this mess cleaned up before Mom flips out.
07:40 [MUSIC]
07:43 You okay, Hermione?
07:45 I don't want anything happening to our star attraction.
07:48 [MOO]
07:49 Okay, only attraction.
07:52 Maybe we'll have lots of customers today.
07:54 [MOO]
07:55 Okay, one customer.
07:58 [MUSIC]
08:04 Hey, we got one.
08:06 Tom, Jerry, it's showtime.
08:09 [MUSIC]
08:11 Mom, Mom, we have customers.
08:14 Customers? How exciting.
08:16 I will dust off the corn dogs.
08:18 [MUSIC]
08:22 Excuse me, Mom.
08:24 Oh dear, that's not a customer.
08:27 [MUSIC]
08:29 This won't take long.
08:31 Keep the motor running.
08:33 Welcome to Storybook Town, the enchanted land where dreams come true, if you believe.
08:38 Okay, I'm looking for the Widow Bradley.
08:42 You mean my mother?
08:45 Ouch.
08:46 Yeah, so where is she?
08:49 Around.
08:51 But right now, you're just in time for our big show.
08:54 We still got a few seats right in front.
08:57 Okay, no, I don't have time for this.
09:00 [MUSIC]
09:04 Ladies and gentlemen,
09:07 Storybook Town is proud to present our star attraction.
09:14 [MUSIC]
09:18 Hey, diddle diddle, the cat plays the fiddle, the little mouse toots the tune.
09:23 Now, let's applaud for Hermione, the cow who jumps over the moon.
09:27 [MUSIC]
09:38 [SOUND]
09:41 [MUSIC]
09:45 [SOUND]
09:47 [MUSIC]
09:57 [SOUND]
10:07 [MUSIC]
10:17 [SOUND]
10:20 [MUSIC]
10:24 [SOUND]
10:27 [MUSIC]
10:33 What's wrong?
10:34 [MUSIC]
10:39 No, you saw Hermione out for the tank.
10:42 [MUSIC]
10:51 Come on.
10:56 That ain't good.
10:58 [MUSIC]
11:06 [SOUND]
11:16 [MUSIC]
11:26 [SOUND]
11:36 [MUSIC]
11:46 [SOUND]
11:56 [MUSIC]
12:06 Part of the act, sir.
12:09 What do you do for an encore, kid?
12:11 Blow up the park?
12:12 Wait, that's my job.
12:15 [LAUGH]
12:16 What?
12:19 I didn't expect you till tomorrow, Mr. Bigly.
12:22 I know, Mrs. Bradley.
12:24 But why delay the inevitable?
12:26 I still have an entire day to raise the mortgage money.
12:29 Yeah, that's not gonna happen.
12:32 What's he talking about?
12:34 Jack, this is Mr. Bigly.
12:36 Of Bigly's Super Strip Malls.
12:39 Acres of big inventory, big values, and big profits.
12:45 My malls are everywhere.
12:47 And tomorrow, one goes up right here.
12:52 [LAUGH]
12:54 You can't do that.
12:55 My dad started Storybook Town.
12:57 It's part of our family forever.
13:00 That's touching.
13:02 But business is business, kiddo.
13:04 And as you can see, I bought the mortgage on Storybook Town.
13:09 If you miss even one payment, the part goes to me.
13:13 And you guys are kissing pavement, hitting the bricks.
13:16 O-U-T, out.
13:21 [MUSIC]
13:26 We can't give up, Mom.
13:28 I know things will turn around if we can just last another month.
13:32 Tiki-taka, kid.
13:34 You don't have another month.
13:36 The record crew arrives tomorrow morning.
13:39 Yep, come 9 a.m., Storybook Town is going down.
13:44 Hey, rhyme.
13:46 See you later.
13:51 Now nobody panic.
13:53 I've already made arrangements to sell Hermione to the Dinkle Brothers Circus.
13:56 That'll give us enough money to keep going a little longer.
13:59 Sell Hermione?
14:01 She's our friend.
14:02 Jack, I believe Hermione will love being a circus star.
14:06 And you remember Daddy's motto.
14:08 Dreams come true if you believe.
14:12 I believe.
14:15 Well, I'd better get Hermione over to the fairgrounds.
14:18 No, Mom.
14:19 We'll take her.
14:20 Are you sure?
14:21 It's a big job for a little boy.
14:24 We want to say goodbye.
14:26 Come on, Jer.
14:28 [MUSIC]
14:38 [MUSIC]
14:47 Cheer up, old pal and Thomas.
14:49 We'll all get through this mess.
14:51 I promise.
14:57 When life seems sad and with no reprieve,
15:03 Don't wear a frown upon your sleeve.
15:08 Those happy times we can retrieve
15:13 If we truly do believe.
15:19 Like the joy that kids receive
15:24 When reindeer fly on Christmas Eve.
15:33 Miracles we will perceive
15:37 If we truly believe.
15:42 So toss a penny in a well
15:46 Or wish upon a star.
15:50 But if you can't believe with me,
15:54 We won't get very far.
15:58 So let's have a cheer for wishing wells,
16:02 Lucky stars, and jingle bells.
16:06 Those happy days we will achieve
16:11 If we truly believe.
16:15 If we truly believe.
16:22 [MUSIC]
16:30 This can't be right.
16:32 The circus always sets up here.
16:39 Oh no, they're leaving!
16:41 [MUSIC]
16:57 We gotta stop them!
16:58 [MUSIC]
17:22 [SCREAM]
17:28 [MUSIC]
17:33 It appears you boys are in a heap of trouble.
17:36 My name's Odell, Farmer Odell.
17:40 Got a spread on the edge of the prairie up yonder.
17:43 That's a mighty fine looking heifer you've got there.
17:47 You can tell she gives tasty cheese and grade A milk.
17:53 Well, she might be for sale if we had the right offer.
17:57 I think she'd like my place just fine.
18:01 [MUSIC]
18:10 Are you a magician?
18:12 I know a trick or two, but I ain't no wizard.
18:15 If I was, I could offer you more than these for your cow.
18:20 Beans?
18:21 Magic beans.
18:24 Magic beans?
18:26 Okay, I think we're done here.
18:28 Just keep walking.
18:29 Don't make eye contact with the crazy man.
18:32 Don't look like much, but they'll do miracles if you believe.
18:37 [MUSIC]
18:40 You traded our cow for beans?
18:43 Magic beans.
18:45 [SOUND]
18:47 It sounded better when the farmer said it.
18:49 Jack, this isn't one of our little bedtime fairy tales.
18:53 Storybook Town needed that money to stay in business.
18:57 We needed it to save our home, their father's dream.
19:01 I know, Mom, but-
19:02 Tom.
19:04 Why didn't you talk him out of it?
19:07 [MUSIC]
19:11 I'm sorry, sweetie.
19:14 It's my fault.
19:17 I should have never sent a boy to do a man's job.
19:22 I didn't think I could feel worse.
19:25 Surprise.
19:27 [MUSIC]
19:32 Even if the circus had bought Hermione,
19:35 it would take more than one mortgage payment to save our home.
19:39 It would be like a miracle.
19:42 [MUSIC]
19:45 [CRYING]
19:49 [MUSIC]
19:59 Hmm.
20:01 I'm not exactly sure how this is supposed to work.
20:04 Maybe we'll just get a big crop of beans.
20:06 Well, at least we'll have something to eat after Mr. Bigly throws us out.
20:11 [YAWN]
20:14 The important thing is we all still believe, right?
20:20 [MUSIC]
20:26 [YAWN]
20:36 [MUSIC]
20:43 Sweet dreams, my little dreamer.
20:46 [MUSIC]
20:56 [MUSIC]
21:06 [LAUGH]
21:09 [MUSIC]
21:19 [MUSIC]
21:29 [MUSIC]
21:32 [MUSIC]
21:42 [MUSIC]
21:52 [MUSIC]
22:00 Tom, Jerry, up here!
22:03 [MUSIC]
22:11 [MUSIC]
22:22 It's storybook town, except it's for real.
22:27 [MUSIC]
22:37 [LAUGH]
22:41 Gotcha, suckers!
22:43 [LAUGH]
22:45 Jerk.
22:46 Must be a bad egg.
22:47 [LAUGH]
22:50 Welcome, welcome, welcome.
22:52 Welcome to Fairyland, where dreams come true.
22:55 [MUSIC]
23:02 Ahoy, matey, welcome to Fairyland.
23:05 [LAUGH]
23:07 Wow, he's much bigger in person.
23:09 [MUSIC]
23:13 Hey, that's the old lady that lived in the shoe.
23:16 [MUSIC]
23:18 Hey, Peter.
23:20 Howdy, stranger.
23:22 Give my regards to the missus.
23:24 Hey, whoa.
23:25 Excuse me, Miss Peep.
23:27 I mean, Miss Bo.
23:29 I mean, Miss Bo Peep.
23:31 [LAUGH]
23:36 [MUSIC]
23:39 [LAUGH]
23:43 [MUSIC]
23:47 Hey, come back here, hey.
23:49 [MUSIC]
23:59 Presenting the ruler of Fairyland, Old King Cole.
24:11 I'm a merry old soul, and a merry old soul is me.
24:16 Greetings, Mother Hubbard.
24:19 [KISS]
24:20 And hello, Miss Peep.
24:23 You are looking lovely today.
24:25 Pies, fresh pies.
24:28 Get them piping hot.
24:30 Look, Simple Simon met a pieman going to the fair.
24:35 Says Simple Simon to the pieman.
24:38 Let me taste your ware.
24:40 [LAUGH]
24:41 And what kind of ware would that be, Jum?
24:43 Hardware?
24:45 [LAUGH]
24:48 Werewolf?
24:49 [LAUGH]
24:50 Yeah, I got it.
24:51 Underwear.
24:52 Now look, I only wanted one little wedge of pie.
24:57 One wedgie?
24:58 Coming up.
24:59 Whoa.
25:03 Another satisfied customer.
25:07 Ooh, fresh victims.
25:09 I mean, hungry strangers.
25:11 Hot apple pie, a steal at only 900 gold pieces.
25:16 Huh?
25:17 Now, now, that's not very neighborly.
25:20 Feed our guests.
25:22 But sire, the mullah ain't for me.
25:25 You know my overhead is ginormous.
25:30 What's that?
25:32 My overhead.
25:33 Matter of fact, he's over everyone's head.
25:35 Run, scram, the moose.
25:38 Eyes, close that sale, eyes.
25:42 Fee-fi-fo-fum.
25:45 Bring out your gold, 'cause here I come.
25:52 And a happy fee-fi to you, Mr. Ginormous Sir.
25:57 Well, your highness.
26:01 What insanely valuable tribute are you going to pay to me today?
26:06 Diamonds, emeralds.
26:08 A royal treasurer.
26:11 We got something extra special for you today, Mr. G.
26:16 A whole cart full of big...
26:19 Yes.
26:20 Round...
26:21 Yes.
26:22 Golden...
26:23 Yes, yes.
26:24 Pumpkins.
26:26 It's the first pick of the season.
26:28 Ripe and sweet and...
26:31 Now get this.
26:33 I don't eat pumpkins.
26:36 I eat peasants who bring me pumpkins.
26:40 But Mr. Ginormous Sir, we've already given you all our valuables.
26:46 That's true.
26:47 All we have left are pumpkins.
26:50 Nice view.
26:51 Listen, Kingy.
26:53 If you want to keep your subjects happy, you gotta start with the biggest one.
26:58 So pay attention, deadpan.
27:00 Let me show you how it's done.
27:03 Now I'm a giant wonder who lives to loot and plunder.
27:07 I turn on my schnozola and money up she rolls up.
27:11 I grossly gross your income when I growl, fee-fi-fo-fo.
27:15 When it comes to being bad, I'm ginormous.
27:23 You hide your dimes and nickels.
27:25 Silver gives my nose the tickles.
27:27 I'll take all your treasure.
27:29 Trust me, it's my pleasure.
27:31 A piggy bank tormentor, fairy lands one percenter.
27:35 When it comes to big and greedy, I'm ginormous.
27:40 Any of you sinking in?
27:42 He plucked the tuffet from Miss Muffet.
27:44 In his pocket he did stuff it.
27:46 When he needed a new slipper, out with every nipper.
27:50 He stole bones from Mother Hubbard.
27:52 Shed his doggies in the cupboard.
27:54 When it comes to big and nasty, he's disgustipating, son.
28:01 Ugh, that awful giant's back.
28:06 Stop it!
28:07 'Sup, Red? Looking good.
28:08 I order you to leave these people alone.
28:11 Oh, you got it all wrong, sweets.
28:13 They're happy to share their goodies with me, right?
28:16 Happy, happy.
28:18 Ginormous, here's your wake-up call.
28:20 You're headed for a great big fall.
28:22 There's the ancient prophecy.
28:24 A hero will rise to set us free.
28:26 Fine with me, Red. Bring him on.
28:28 One slap from me and bam, he's gone.
28:30 When it comes to big and brutal, I'm ginormous.
28:36 So now you've got the breakdown from the master of the shakedown.
28:41 Pinching pennies from the needy.
28:43 Being crass and cruel and greedy.
28:45 Gross and crude and seedy.
28:47 Not to mention rude and vile.
28:49 I'm a rotten, evil deedy.
28:52 Cast me out, I'm coming home.
28:55 When it comes to being bad.
29:00 I'm ginormous, baby.
29:03 Bye-bye.
29:05 (SCREAMING)
29:18 Are you okay?
29:20 I think so. Thank you, strangers.
29:23 I'm the town's protector and resident good fairy.
29:26 Though lately I haven't been doing a very good job.
29:30 Can't you just zap that big bully?
29:32 I could if Ginormous hadn't stolen my magic harp.
29:35 What little power I have left...
29:37 ...isn't enough to stop him.
29:41 There's got to be a way to get your harp back.
29:43 Oh, it won't be easy.
29:46 Hermione!
29:48 Farmer Odell?
29:53 Actually, I'm the farmer in the dell.
29:55 Like in the nursery rhyme, I live here too.
29:57 Ginormous has been making life hard on us for a long time.
30:01 Besides the red fairy's magic harp,
30:04 he stole my king-sized golden goose.
30:06 All the town folk's valuables.
30:09 Our entire life savings.
30:11 (BARKING)
30:12 And bones, that is.
30:14 And he still shows up every day to pick us clean.
30:18 An ancient prophecy said that a giant would one day
30:22 menace fairyland and that a great hero named Jack
30:26 would appear to defeat him.
30:28 Hey, that's the old story of Jack and the Beanstalk.
30:31 It may be an old story to you, chum,
30:33 but it's breaking news to us!
30:36 ♪
30:41 ♪
30:46 Wait, you mean I'm the Jack destined to fight the giant?
30:50 Jack?
30:51 Jack?
30:52 Jack?
30:53 He's here.
30:54 Jack?
30:55 Jack?
30:56 Jack?
30:57 Jack?
30:58 Jack?
30:59 Yes, Jack, you and your brave heart
31:04 and you and your brave friends.
31:07 Look, guys, I'm just a kid from a run-down amusement park.
31:13 You need, I don't know, someone bigger, stronger.
31:18 You need a hero.
31:20 ♪
31:23 What we need is someone who believes in himself.
31:27 ♪
31:33 Well, in that case, I believe we can try.
31:38 ♪
31:43 ♪
31:48 ♪
31:53 ♪
31:58 ♪
32:03 ♪
32:08 ♪
32:13 ♪
32:17 We can't go inside, Jack.
32:19 The giant knows us all by smell.
32:22 We have an inside man ready to help.
32:25 You won't be going in alone, kid.
32:28 [knocking]
32:30 [door buzzes]
32:31 Tex sent me.
32:33 [door opens]
32:35 ♪
32:38 Don't be scared, Tom. You'll like Tuffy.
32:41 He's a mouse, like Jerry.
32:43 ♪
32:48 [doorbell rings]
32:49 Aw, hello there, little tiny kitty kite.
32:53 [screaming]
32:59 Shh, hush now. We don't want the giant to hear.
33:03 Tuffy, these brave heroes are helping us get my magic heart back.
33:07 Would you guide them to the treasure room?
33:09 Would I? It's about time someone took a nasty, darned pig.
33:14 ♪
33:24 ♪
33:34 ♪
33:44 [sniffing]
33:50 We'll never see those chumps again.
33:53 [tires screeching]
33:55 What are you doing here?
33:57 We thought we'd spare you the trip into town tomorrow.
34:01 So you brought my tribute a day early, huh?
34:04 Where's the loot?
34:06 Well...
34:07 ♪
34:11 Since the villagers don't have any valuables left,
34:14 they thought they'd bring their... their, uh, talents.
34:19 Our what-sits?
34:21 Talents.
34:22 ♪
34:35 Hey, must have got that mouse.
34:37 Hey, big guy, here's the deal.
34:39 ♪
34:52 They're offering to put on a show.
34:55 For your dining pleasure.
34:57 ♪
35:12 ♪
35:22 And there's no cover charge.
35:25 And there's no cover charge.
35:27 Okay, if I like your acts, you live.
35:31 If not, I'll grind your bones to make my bread.
35:36 [thunder]
35:38 Hmm.
35:40 Running fast again.
35:43 ♪
35:53 This show better be good.
35:56 ♪
36:03 Start the show!
36:06 A recitation by the farmer in the dell.
36:10 Well, it's been a quiet week in fairyland, my hometown.
36:14 Just off the beanstalk, at the edge of the clouds.
36:18 This time of year, there's lots of frost on the pumpkin.
36:21 ♪
36:35 Cinderella's been having a hard time scraping the ice off her coach.
36:40 This cold weather's been wreaking havoc on old Mother Hubbard.
36:44 Old woman in the shoe is having to lace it up tight.
36:48 ♪
36:51 Of course, the three pigs are laying in extra firewood for winter.
36:56 Once it turns cold, those hungry wolves just keep on dropping down the chimney.
37:01 Next!
37:03 [thunder]
37:06 [screaming]
37:09 ♪
37:14 Scrooge, your arm!
37:15 No way! I have no talent!
37:19 ♪ I'm Scrooge the Pie Man, and you won't believe your eyes ♪
37:23 ♪ When you see how much flea a squirrel can make for pies ♪
37:28 Hyah! Hyah!
37:30 Mmm. Tasty.
37:32 ♪
37:44 36 right.
37:47 Whoa! Whoa!
37:51 36 right.
37:55 24 left.
37:59 24 left.
38:03 35 right.
38:07 35 right.
38:10 Thank you, thank you.
38:12 I would like to perform the world's fastest card trick.
38:19 Wanna see it again?
38:23 This better improve!
38:25 ♪
38:33 [gasp]
38:34 [beep]
38:37 [gasp]
38:41 That's a lot of loot.
38:47 So, Tate, you're in the first grade now. How do you like school?
38:52 Closed!
38:53 [laughing] That's a killer.
38:57 [gasp] Mes amis, look!
38:59 [gasp] C'est magique!
39:03 Say, I hear there's a cat next door with no nose.
39:07 How does he smell?
39:09 Awful!
39:10 [laughing]
39:12 ♪
39:27 [laughing]
39:29 Whoa!
39:34 ♪
39:42 Stop playing around!
39:47 You better hold on to these, huh?
39:50 That must be the farmer's golden goose.
39:53 ♪
39:57 Next!
39:58 Hurry up, Jack.
40:02 Think you can crack it, Jerry?
40:09 [clanking]
40:14 [cheering]
40:18 [groan]
40:20 You're welcome.
40:21 Now hurry, get out of here before the giant comes.
40:30 For us?
40:32 [meowing]
40:35 [sniffing]
40:38 ♪
40:44 She will even give you and your friends a ride out of the castle.
40:49 ♪
40:52 Benny and I have worked up a medley of Broadway favorites.
40:58 That's it!
41:02 Now where did I put that bone grinder?
41:06 It's around here somewhere.
41:09 I'll find it!
41:11 Oh, Mr. Giant, I have a song I'd like to sing.
41:15 Finally, an act with possibilities.
41:20 ♪
41:23 ♪ I've got my blanket and my bed ♪
41:28 ♪ I'm ready for my nappy ♪
41:32 ♪ There's only one more thing I need to make me happy ♪
41:40 ♪ Tell me a bedtime story ♪
41:44 ♪ And I'll dream about you ♪
41:47 ♪ Magic, romance, fame and glory ♪
41:50 ♪ Any fairy tale will do ♪
41:53 ♪ Dishes with spoons and laughing dogs ♪
41:56 ♪ Beauties and beasts and kissing frogs ♪
41:59 ♪ Tell me a bedtime story ♪
42:02 ♪ And I'll dream about you ♪
42:05 ♪ Tell me a bedtime story ♪
42:08 ♪ You narrator, you ♪
42:11 ♪ Oh, I adore your oratory ♪
42:14 ♪ Our nightly rendezvous ♪
42:17 ♪ I don't want a live-air counting sheep ♪
42:20 ♪ I'd rather hear Goldilocks or Little Bo Peep ♪
42:23 ♪ Tell me a bedtime story ♪
42:26 ♪ And I'll dream about you ♪
42:29 ♪ A happy ending's mandatory to win my love for you ♪
42:35 ♪ I'll be Snow White to your Prince Charming ♪
42:38 ♪ Tell me about a bedtime story ♪
42:41 ♪ Tell me a bedtime story ♪
42:44 ♪ And I'll dream about you ♪
42:47 ♪ I don't make nightmares ♪
42:49 ♪ And I'll dream about you ♪
42:55 Good night, Mal.
42:58 ( screams )
42:59 What?
43:01 Hmm.
43:02 Oh, dear!
43:03 ( sniffing )
43:04 Fee-fi-fo-fat!
43:07 I smell a boy, a mouse and a cat!
43:11 So you're the famous Jack.
43:14 Here after all this time to slay the bad old giant
43:18 and take his treasure.
43:20 You stole that treasure from them!
43:22 What are you gonna do about it, peewee?
43:24 Ha, wanna fight me for it?
43:26 Well, come on, tough guy.
43:28 Let's see what you got.
43:30 How about this?
43:32 No!
43:34 ( grunting )
43:37 ( grunting )
43:40 Still wanna fight, peewee?
43:43 No, no, take it easy.
43:46 Stay away from me!
43:48 ( grunting )
43:51 ( laughing )
43:54 Boy!
43:56 ( laughing )
43:59 The bigger they are, the harder they ball.
44:03 ( grunting )
44:07 ( laughing )
44:09 ( grunting )
44:12 Stop it, Tom, he's had enough.
44:15 ( laughing )
44:17 ( gasps )
44:23 ( squeaking )
44:26 Oh, no, it broke the shrinking string.
44:29 ( grunting )
44:31 ( laughing )
44:35 ( screaming )
44:39 Oh, no, you don't!
44:42 ( grunting )
44:44 ( grunting )
44:46 ( grunting )
44:50 Head for the beam star!
44:52 I'll smash you!
44:54 Come on!
44:59 ( grunting )
45:03 ( grunting )
45:06 ( screaming )
45:11 The door!
45:13 ( screaming )
45:17 ( grunting )
45:22 I hate pumpkins!
45:24 Gotcha!
45:26 There, see, blow!
45:28 ( grunting )
45:31 Catch this, you big bully!
45:34 ( grunting )
45:38 ( laughing )
45:40 ( grunting )
45:43 ( grunting )
45:45 Shoot.
45:47 ( grunting )
45:50 ( screaming )
45:52 ( grunting )
45:54 ( laughing )
45:56 Red, catch!
45:59 ( grunting )
46:03 Beanstalk, by my magic grow,
46:06 bind ginormous head to toe!
46:09 ( grunting )
46:15 You'll suffer for this!
46:18 ( grunting )
46:22 Hurry, those vines won't hold him long.
46:25 About the egg.
46:28 Take it, Jack, with our thanks.
46:31 ( chuckles )
46:33 ( kissing )
46:35 ( grunting )
46:38 Ah, come on, you'd have kissed her, too.
46:42 Why, thanks!
46:44 ( all talking at once )
46:48 ( grunting )
46:54 I'll get you, Jack!
46:56 No one steals my gold!
46:59 ( all gasping )
47:01 Wicked giant, I do banish.
47:06 Strum this harp and you shall vanish!
47:09 ( screaming )
47:11 ( laughing )
47:13 ( grunting )
47:15 Are you going to shape up?
47:21 Or am I going to start baking some bread around here?
47:24 Hey, ginormous!
47:26 Huh?
47:27 You want the egg? Come and get it!
47:30 How dare you try to steal my egg!
47:33 I'm coming for you, boy!
47:37 ( screaming )
47:42 ( grunting )
47:53 ( grunting )
47:55 Here, kitty, kitty, kitty.
48:10 Tom!
48:13 ( grunts )
48:16 Ginormous, if you let Tom go,
48:18 I won't chop down this beanstalk!
48:20 Don't threaten me, boy.
48:22 I know where you come from, Jack.
48:25 ( gasps )
48:26 Just scurry along home.
48:29 If you cross me, I'll grind your bones.
48:32 I'll make some cat bread.
48:35 And maybe some cute little mouse bread, too.
48:39 I'll grind the bones of everyone you ever cared about, Jack.
48:43 Let's do it.
48:48 Tom!
48:49 Dragon coaster draw!
48:52 ( music playing )
48:55 ( grunts )
48:57 ( grunting )
48:59 ( screaming )
49:02 Huh?
49:11 ( screaming )
49:13 ( screaming )
49:16 ( grunts )
49:18 Tom, let go of the egg!
49:28 ( grunts )
49:33 ( screams )
49:35 No!
49:38 ( grunts )
49:41 Gotcha!
49:44 Yeah! Woo-hoo!
49:46 Yeah, we did it!
49:48 ( grunts )
49:50 ( grunts )
49:54 Magikarp, final tone.
50:07 Guide these heroes safely home.
50:11 ( music playing )
50:14 ( grunting )
50:22 Whoa, guys, I just had the craziest dream.
50:28 You, too?
50:37 Okay, somebody's getting sued.
50:40 Mr. Biggly?
50:45 I wanted to get an early start on the demolition.
50:48 Only you left something in your parking lot that jacked up my car.
50:54 That'll cost you.
50:56 ( gasps )
51:05 That looks like...
51:07 It is...
51:11 solid gold.
51:13 There's gold on my property!
51:17 ( grunting )
51:25 Huh?
51:34 Your property, Mr. Biggly,
51:36 says here you can't take ownership until 9 a.m.
51:40 and never did we pay off the mortgage.
51:43 Oh, we still have five minutes.
52:00 Allow us to present you with this plump of pure gold.
52:04 It'll pay off the mortgage and cover the damage to your car.
52:09 Ow!
52:13 And the doctor bill for your foot.
52:15 ( grunting )
52:17 ( screaming )
52:27 Jack, honey, what's going on?
52:30 Mom, you know how Dad always said,
52:38 "Dreams come true if you believe"?
52:40 Well, we planted those beans and you'll never guess what happened.
52:44 ( laughing )
52:54 You can probably guess the rest.
52:57 Jack and his mom saved Storybook Town
53:04 and made it bigger and better than ever.
53:06 You know the place, just off Old Route 66.
53:10 Or is it 33?
53:12 And as for Tom and Jerry?
53:14 ( music playing )
53:17 Well, they went right back to being Tom and Jerry.
53:39 But that, folks, is another story.
53:44 ( music playing )
53:48 ( music playing )
53:52 ( music playing )
53:56 ( music playing )
54:00 ( music playing )
54:03 ( music playing )
54:11 ( music playing )
54:23 ( music playing )
54:51 ( music playing )
54:54 ( music playing )
55:15 ( music playing )
55:18 ( music playing )
55:33 ( music playing )
55:36 ( music playing )
55:55 ( music playing )
55:58 ( music playing )
56:22 ( music playing )
56:25 ( music playing )
56:44 ( music playing )
56:48 ( music playing )
56:51 ( music playing )
56:54 ( music playing )
56:57 ( music playing )
57:00 ( music playing )
57:03 [BLANK_AUDIO]