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00:30:34 Hello again folks! Buzz Blister here in the heart of the Amazon jungle
00:30:39 with my co-host Biff! Our racers are forging intrepidly ahead through this
00:30:44 dense jungle on their way to this very unstable and rickety looking bridge.
00:30:49 Here come our racers! Oh, it looks like Steve Dirkly!
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00:31:02 Ooh, that was a close one Buzz! Yes, it sure was Biff, and here comes...
00:31:07 Oh, it looks like Granny! I hope she can negotiate the bridge with those slats missing!
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00:32:17 Ooh, Gorthog's in trouble Biff! Wow, he sure is Buzz!
00:32:22 That heavy metal car of his may be too much for that old bridge to handle!
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00:32:57 Wow Gorthon, that was some trick! Did you train that bird yourself?
00:33:02 Oh no, Karnargak's soul belongs to that of a vanquished foe who's now trapped and forced to serve when summoned.
00:33:09 Can it talk? Could we get an exclusive interview with it?
00:33:12 I actually have to get going, I'm falling behind.
00:33:15 Right, well good to see you again Gorthon, destroyer of light!
00:33:20 Thank you Buzz, always great to see you.
00:33:23 [coughing]
00:33:26 I wouldn't have pegged him as an animal lover.
00:33:29 I wonder who'll be next, Biff?
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00:33:52 That's funny, that doesn't look like what's on my map, not at all.
00:33:56 Oh well, signs don't lie.
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00:34:08 Oh darn, I just had this wash.
00:34:12 I'd better call Gonestar.
00:34:15 Hello, and thank you for calling Gonestar's Remote Assistance Department.
00:34:20 My name is Dave, would you like to subscribe to our free music download offer?
00:34:25 Oh no thank you Dave, see I have a bit of an emergency going on now.
00:34:30 I see, well let me locate you on my screen.
00:34:33 You are Mallory McDougal, a soccer mom, and I have you pinpointed deep in a remote and largely unexplored region of the Amazonian jungle.
00:34:42 And what seems to be the trouble?
00:34:44 Well see now that's just it Dave, I'm sinking in deadly quicksand and I need some help getting out of it now.
00:34:50 I'm afraid I can't do that Mallory.
00:34:53 Just kidding.
00:34:54 Well, let's consult our Gonestar quicksand computer and see if we can't get you out of there.
00:35:00 Simply follow the prompts on your screen.
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00:35:06 There are many types of quicksand on our interesting planet.
00:35:10 There is desert quicksand, swamp quicksand, and jungle quicksand.
00:35:16 You have selected jungle quicksand.
00:35:21 Now please choose the jungle you are in.
00:35:24 Are you in A) the Belgian Congo, B) a Southeast Asian jungle, or C) the Amazonian jungle?
00:35:33 Amazonian, yeah.
00:35:35 Now choose what you would like to do with the quicksand you have selected.
00:35:40 Would you like to A) make quicksand, B) garden with quicksand, or C) get out of quicksand?
00:35:50 Oh, phooey.
00:35:52 To get out press B.
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00:36:01 Wait a ding-dang minute here.
00:36:08 You know, I think somebody might have done this on purpose.
00:36:12 Oh no, don't go that way little mouse.
00:36:15 The race is this way.
00:36:16 Yeah.
00:36:17 My van sank in the quicksand so I guess I'm out.
00:36:20 Here, have an orange.
00:36:22 It'll give you energy.
00:36:25 Good luck.
00:36:27 Too bad about soccer mom, Buzz.
00:36:38 Yes, I was kind of rooting for her.
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00:36:44 But what's this?
00:36:53 That crazy pussycat has stopped at the end of the bridge.
00:36:57 He's got a saw, Buzz.
00:36:58 I sense a dirty trick coming up.
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00:37:09 Ooh, looks like that one backfired on the pussycat.
00:37:34 It sure does, Buzzalito.
00:37:36 And this river is infested with pussycat-eating piranha fish.
00:37:41 That's Tierra del Fuego, sir.
00:37:49 And that?
00:37:51 That would be the Antarctic, sir.
00:37:53 Fantastic.
00:37:55 The racers will have to modify their cars and sail across the water to make it there.
00:38:00 That should boost the ratings even higher.
00:38:04 Folks, I've just heard from Hollywood and have received some terrific news that I'm sure our racers will be pleased to hear.
00:38:12 Our racers are now going to head for the southernmost tip of South America,
00:38:16 where they will prepare their vehicles for the difficult crossing from Cape Horn to the Antarctic.
00:38:22 Brrr.
00:38:24 And won't our racers be excited and happy to hear that?
00:38:28 And here they come.
00:38:32 Gimme that key!
00:38:34 Ho, ho, ho. Not so fast, Steed. Biff has some news for you all.
00:38:39 That's right, all. The race has been extended, and we will see each and all of you in the Antarctic.
00:38:45 Good luck, everyone.
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00:39:01 Have I asked square?
00:39:03 It'll take more than a little drizzle to keep us from whizzing.
00:39:07 Arrgh!
00:39:09 Ah, this reminds me of sailing Bloodlister Bay back in Niltor.
00:39:14 Ew.
00:39:30 Oh, this is terrible! Stop sinking!
00:39:35 Well, maybe this isn't so bad after all.
00:39:45 Well, Miss Mermaid, you are in luck because Steed Dirkly has just washed upon your shore.
00:39:58 And as soon as you dry these damp clothes for me, I'll reward you by letting you fix my dinner.
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00:40:12 Hey, it's just in, Biffo.
00:40:16 Oh, some disappointing news from the southern Atlantic.
00:40:19 It seems that Steed Dirkly is being parboiled in a briny bouillon base and served with a caper dill cream mousseline.
00:40:26 Ooh, Buzz B, he's out of the race, but he sounds delicious.
00:40:31 Well, Gorthon, congratulations on being the first one to make it to the Antarctic.
00:40:45 Thank you, Buzz, and hello, Biff.
00:40:47 Say, Gorthon, have you ever heard that thing about sticking your tongue on a piece of frozen metal?
00:40:54 No, what do you mean?
00:40:56 Well, Gorthon, they say that if you touch your tongue on a frozen piece of metal, it will stick.
00:41:02 What?
00:41:04 Yes, what do you think, Gorthon? Will it stick? Yes or no?
00:41:08 Well, no, of course, that's nonsense. The answer is no, it wouldn't stick.
00:41:12 Well, what about putting your money where your mouth is, Gorthon?
00:41:16 What do you mean?
00:41:17 Well, we have the South Pole right here. Why not give it a try?
00:41:21 What? You mean stick my tongue on this stupid metal pole here?
00:41:25 Who would have thought that the so-called Destroyer of Light was really just a big whip?
00:41:32 Look, I'm warning you...
00:41:34 No need to resort to your evil magic, Gorthon. If you think your tongue won't stick, just go ahead and show us.
00:41:40 All right. If only to prove to you mortals that you are wrong. Here.
00:41:46 Well, go on, Gorthon.
00:41:49 I'm doing it, I'm doing it.
00:41:51 There, you see? I told you.
00:41:54 Told you!
00:42:00 I knew it!
00:42:01 Hey, Buzz, look. The ice is cracking.
00:42:07 Gosh, you're right, Bifurama. Let's hop over to safety.
00:42:11 Hey, what about me? Come on, paladin.
00:42:18 Oh, and it looks like Gorthon is out of the race.
00:42:21 It sure does, Buzz-O. But at least we proved once and for all that your tongue will stick to a metal pole if it's cold enough.
00:42:29 And that's something.
00:42:31 I curse your souls, mortals!
00:42:36 Boy, somebody sure is a sore loser.
00:42:41 That leaves the Pussycat, the Mouse, and of course, Rammy.
00:42:45 Yes, and here they are.
00:42:48 Let's have a word with Grammy.
00:42:50 Say, Grammy, I'm sure the folks at home would like to know how you feel about the race thus far.
00:42:57 Well, it's a wonderful competition. It's good for a person to participate in old-fashioned, clean...
00:43:07 Puss-a-Pan!
00:43:08 Clean!
00:43:09 Puss-a-Pan!
00:43:11 (panting)
00:43:13 (screaming)
00:43:36 (screaming)
00:43:38 (whistling)
00:43:47 Squirty! Squirty!
00:43:54 Squirty's coming!
00:43:56 Mr. Pussycat, how are you going to sleep at night after a rotten trick like that?
00:44:04 (clanking)
00:44:05 I think you'll sleep just fine, Buzz.
00:44:11 Looks like the Pussycat is in the lead.
00:44:15 Well, it seems we are down to only two competitors now, Biffy.
00:44:23 That's right. A cat and a mouse.
00:44:25 A predator and the prey.
00:44:27 The overdog and the underdog.
00:44:29 The eater and the eaten.
00:44:31 The big and the small.
00:44:33 Okay, Biff, I think we get the idea.
00:44:36 (music playing)
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00:45:36 (screaming)
00:46:04 Just take a look at the ratings for the show, sir.
00:46:07 Holy cow, they're through the roof.
00:46:10 If this doesn't make me vice president of Hollywood,
00:46:12 I don't know what will.
00:46:14 We gotta keep this up.
00:46:15 What can we do to make the show even more exciting?
00:46:17 Where are they right now?
00:46:19 They're racing across the Antarctic, sir.
00:46:21 The next stop is Australia.
00:46:23 Australia, huh?
00:46:24 Isn't that where, uh, Motard is from?
00:46:27 No, that's Austria, sir.
00:46:29 Oh, right.
00:46:30 So, how should we have them get there?
00:46:32 Well, standard procedure is to fly or sail, sir.
00:46:35 You gotta learn how to think out of the box, Irving.
00:46:39 But, sir, how else would they get over there?
00:46:42 There's an enormous body of water
00:46:43 between the Antarctic and Australia.
00:46:45 Precisely.
00:46:47 You mean...
00:46:48 Yes, keep going.
00:46:51 Underwater, sir?
00:46:54 Bingo!
00:46:55 That's the kind of thinking
00:46:56 that will keep you out of the mailroom, Irving.
00:46:58 The leg of the race between Antarctica and Australia
00:47:01 will be held...
00:47:03 underwater!
00:47:04 It'll be a television first.
00:47:06 Let's just see how high we can get these ratings to go.
00:47:11 (whirring)
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00:48:03 Well, I see the mouse buzz,
00:48:28 but no sign of the pussycat-- wait!
00:48:31 His car is there,
00:48:32 but the pussycat is not in the vehicle.
00:48:35 Ooh, and as we all know,
00:48:36 the contestant must be in his vehicle
00:48:39 in order to stay in the race.
00:48:41 Congratulations, Mr. Mouse.
00:48:45 You have taken the lead.
00:48:47 You're that much closer to owning your very own mansion.
00:48:52 Now it's time to modify your vehicle,
00:48:54 because the next leg of the race to Australia
00:48:57 is taking place...
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00:49:01 Ooh, tough break for the pussycat.
00:49:18 Yes, cats don't like water at all,
00:49:21 especially this one.
00:49:24 (water bubbling)
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00:51:40 (honking)
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00:51:45 (tires screeching)
00:51:57 (honking)
00:51:59 (grunting)
00:52:11 (honking)
00:52:13 (growling)
00:52:20 (water splashing)
00:52:26 Mr. Globwobbler, sir, the pussycat is out of the race.
00:52:31 I love that cat.
00:52:33 That nasty backstabbing feline drove our ratings to the roof.
00:52:36 Get him back in the race!
00:52:38 Yes, sir!
00:52:40 (honking)
00:52:42 Take it easy, Pudgy.
00:52:53 Oh, we're off.
00:52:55 Gee day, all you mates and sheilas.
00:52:57 We're here--
00:52:59 Oh, Biff, no, it's good day.
00:53:01 Like "duh," you pronounce the "guh" sound.
00:53:03 Guh, duh, juh, guh, duh, guh.
00:53:05 Well, now I'm all self-conscious,
00:53:07 and it sounds weird to me.
00:53:09 I think you better do it.
00:53:11 All right, then, here, you take Punchy.
00:53:13 I don't think this kangaroo likes me very much, Buzz.
00:53:17 Oh, nonsense. Take the leash.
00:53:19 Good day, folks.
00:53:21 We're here down under in beautiful,
00:53:23 hot, humid,
00:53:25 bucket-fested Australia.
00:53:27 And, folks, say hello to our Australian ambassador of goodwill,
00:53:31 Punchy, the boxing kangaroo.
00:53:34 Isn't he cute, folks?
00:53:36 He's adorable, juh-day.
00:53:38 The next portion of the race,
00:53:40 sheilas and mates,
00:53:42 will take place in the rugged Australian outback.
00:53:44 Isn't that right, Biff?
00:53:46 ( grunting )
00:53:48 Then on north up to Weipa
00:53:50 in the northernmost portion of Australia.
00:53:53 The next leg of our race is about to begin,
00:53:56 and here they come!
00:53:58 ( grunting )
00:54:00 It looks like Grammy.
00:54:04 Yes, and that's amazing
00:54:06 because the last time we saw her,
00:54:08 she had been eaten by a whale.
00:54:10 Never underestimate the elderly, Buzz.
00:54:12 Especially Grammy.
00:54:14 No, sir.
00:54:16 This old bat is full of surprises.
00:54:18 Hey, it's the mouse.
00:54:24 Any sign of the pussycat, Mr. Mouse?
00:54:32 I think it's curtains for the pussycat, Buzz.
00:54:35 And that's too bad.
00:54:37 His rotten attitude was making this race so exciting.
00:54:40 Well, good luck, rodent.
00:54:42 ( growling )
00:54:57 ( mumbling )
00:55:02 Burn rubber, squirt.
00:55:05 Wait a minute, Biff. What's that?
00:55:15 Well, Biff, it looks like the network
00:55:30 has taken a liking to a certain pussycat.
00:55:33 Oh, why bother? He can't win.
00:55:35 Grammy and the rodent are already halfway across Australia.
00:55:39 Yes, I think we can stick a fork in the pussycat
00:55:42 because he's toast, and so is his car.
00:55:45 ( laughing )
00:55:47 Well, it's always encouraging to see a guy who won't give up.
00:55:59 Yes, but this case is hopeless.
00:56:01 There's no way the pussycat will be able to make up
00:56:04 the gap between the mouse and Grammy.
00:56:07 Yes, he'd pretty much have to saw
00:56:10 the entire continent of Australia in half.
00:56:13 And that's extremely unlikely.
00:56:16 Well, I'll be a monkey's uncle.
00:56:19 No! He's not gonna--
00:56:24 He sure is gonna, Biff.
00:56:26 That crazy pussycat is going to saw Australia in half.
00:56:30 How about that, folks?
00:56:32 That's some determined pussycat.
00:56:35 I'll say, Biff, and we'd better get off this continent
00:56:38 before it sinks to the bottom of Davy Jones' locker.
00:56:43 ( music playing )
00:56:46 Get out of here, you rotten, dirty pussycat!
00:57:07 ( barking )
00:57:10 ( water splashing )
00:57:12 ( whistling )
00:57:19 ( gunshots )
00:57:25 ( siren blaring )
00:57:27 ( gunshots )
00:57:32 ( whistling )
00:57:39 ( screaming )
00:57:41 Well, it serves you right, you naughty pussycat.
00:57:59 ( screaming )
00:58:04 ( screaming )
00:58:06 ( gasps )
00:58:15 ( beeps )
00:58:17 ( whooshes )
00:58:21 ( crash )
00:58:23 ( water splashing )
00:58:30 ( water splashing )
00:58:33 ( water splashing )
00:58:35 ( crash )
00:58:37 ( music playing )
00:58:39 ♪ ♪
00:58:41 ( water splashing )
00:58:43 ( music playing )
00:58:50 ♪ ♪
00:58:52 ( crash )
00:58:54 ( water splashing )
00:58:56 ( crash )
00:58:58 ( screaming )
00:59:00 ( music playing )
00:59:02 ♪ ♪
00:59:04 ( screaming )
00:59:06 ( music playing )
00:59:08 ♪ ♪
00:59:10 ( crash )
00:59:12 ( music playing )
00:59:14 ♪ ♪
00:59:16 We're going down, Squirty. Quick, the parachutes!
00:59:19 ( music playing )
00:59:21 ( screaming )
00:59:23 ( music playing )
00:59:25 ( siren blaring )
00:59:29 Why, you ungrateful little stinker!
00:59:32 If it weren't for me, you'd still be at the animal testing laboratory,
00:59:36 having antiperspirant sprayed in your eyes and drinking paint!
00:59:40 ( grunting )
00:59:42 ( music playing )
00:59:44 ( music playing )
00:59:46 ( music playing )
00:59:48 Geronimo!
00:59:50 ( music playing )
00:59:52 Open the chute, Squirty! Open the chute!
00:59:55 ( music playing )
00:59:57 ( water splashing )
00:59:59 ( mumbling )
01:00:01 ( music playing )
01:00:03 ( explosion )
01:00:05 ( explosion )
01:00:07 ( music playing )
01:00:09 ( gunshots )
01:00:11 ( music playing )
01:00:13 ( explosion )
01:00:15 ( music playing )
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01:00:23 ( gunshot )
01:00:25 ( screaming )
01:00:27 ( growling )
01:00:32 ( grunts )
01:00:34 ( music playing )
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01:00:38 ( growling )
01:00:40 ( explosion )
01:00:42 ( music playing )
01:00:44 ( whistling )
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01:00:50 ( music playing )
01:00:52 ( screaming )
01:00:54 ( explosion )
01:00:56 ( music playing )
01:00:58 Sir, Grammy is out of the race.
01:01:00 The Pussycat did her in.
01:01:02 It's just him and the mouse now.
01:01:04 This whole caper is falling apart.
01:01:06 Listen up, Irving.
01:01:08 This race is taking too long.
01:01:10 The public have the attention span of a cocker spaniel.
01:01:13 So you'd better speed up the last leg of this race
01:01:16 or your sorry butt goes bye-bye.
01:01:18 B-but, sir, we told the public
01:01:21 this race would pass through all the greatest cities in the world
01:01:24 and we haven't even been to Cleveland yet.
01:01:26 ( crowd gasping )
01:01:27 Irving, the public doesn't want a bunch of pretty cities.
01:01:30 They want action.
01:01:32 Action and plenty of explosions.
01:01:34 Now, I want this race wrapped up in five minutes, Irving,
01:01:38 or you'll find yourself sorting mail.
01:01:41 Yes, sir.
01:01:42 ( music playing )
01:01:44 ( crowd cheering )
01:01:46 ( explosion )
01:01:49 Well, Biff, it looks like the lower life forms
01:01:52 have taken the lead.
01:01:54 That's right, Buzz-Buzz, and just as well.
01:01:57 I think they've done something for the self-esteem
01:02:00 of fur-covered animals everywhere.
01:02:03 ( music playing )
01:02:05 ( explosion )
01:02:07 ( music playing )
01:02:09 ( muttering )
01:02:11 ( horn honking )
01:02:13 ( explosion )
01:02:15 ( music playing )
01:02:17 ( explosion )
01:02:19 Tom and Jerry, as the only surviving drivers
01:02:22 in our super race, we're giving you two
01:02:25 nuclear-powered rocket car jet plane hovercraft...
01:02:29 things.
01:02:31 ( music playing )
01:02:33 And, uh, there's a teensy change in plans.
01:02:36 You've only got five minutes to finish the race.
01:02:39 That's right.
01:02:43 Once you racers leave Borneo, you'll cross Europe
01:02:46 and the Atlantic Ocean to the good old U.S. of A.
01:02:51 There, you'll cross the continent
01:02:53 to reach the finish line in Hollywood, California
01:02:56 in five minutes!
01:02:59 ( music playing )
01:03:01 ( engine starting )
01:03:03 ( engine starting )
01:03:05 ( engine starting )
01:03:07 ( engine starting )
01:03:09 ( explosion )
01:03:11 ( explosion )
01:03:13 ( music playing )
01:03:15 So, good luck, and may the best lower species win!
01:03:19 ( music playing )
01:03:21 ( engine starting )
01:03:23 ( explosion )
01:03:26 ( music playing )
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01:03:32 ( engine starting )
01:03:34 ( explosion )
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01:06:15 (crowd cheering)
01:06:18 - Well, Biffette, we're here at the finish line
01:06:21 where the crowd waits with bated breath
01:06:23 to see if the winner will be the cat or the mouse.
01:06:27 (dramatic music)
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01:06:45 (dramatic music)
01:06:48 - Holy smokes, folks, we can hear them
01:06:50 heading right this way.
01:06:52 They're neck and neck, isn't that right, Biff?
01:06:55 That's right, Biffala, I too can hardly speak
01:06:58 anything articulate with all this excitement.
01:07:01 At those incredible speeds, Biffo,
01:07:03 how long do you think it'll take them
01:07:05 to reach the finish line?
01:07:07 I'm with you, Biffomio.
01:07:09 It's hard to form even a simple sentence
01:07:11 with all this excitement, but who will win?
01:07:13 The cat or the mouse?
01:07:15 The feline or the rodent?
01:07:17 The pet or the pest?
01:07:19 The couch scratcher or the cheese nibbler?
01:07:21 Who, Biff, who?
01:07:23 (crow cawing)
01:07:26 (dramatic music)
01:07:29 (dramatic music)
01:07:32 (dramatic music)
01:07:35 (dramatic music)
01:07:38 (dramatic music)
01:07:41 And here they come, folks.
01:07:43 What an incredible final lap, right, Bifferoni?
01:07:46 (dramatic music)
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01:08:01 (dramatic music)
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01:08:10 And they're a mere five feet from the finish line,
01:08:12 and in the lead is Tom!
01:08:14 No, Jerry, no, Tom!
01:08:16 No, Jerry!
01:08:18 Tom, Jerry!
01:08:20 Tom! Jerry!
01:08:22 T! J! Tom!
01:08:25 Tom!
01:08:27 (crashing)
01:08:29 It's a tie!
01:08:34 (crowd cheering)
01:08:37 (crashing)
01:08:40 (cow mooing)
01:08:43 Congratulations, boys.
01:08:45 I've got good news and bad news.
01:08:47 The good news is you've just finished
01:08:49 the most spectacular race in history.
01:08:52 The bad news is...
01:08:54 it's a tie.
01:08:56 And your contract says you'll both have
01:08:59 to do the race all over again.
01:09:02 (dramatic music)
01:09:05 Huh?
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01:09:42 From now on, Hollywood is going to stand
01:09:45 for morality, wholesomeness,
01:09:48 good clean family entertainment,
01:09:51 and fear.
01:09:53 What's gotten into him?
01:09:55 We can't have that kind of attitude
01:09:57 in Hollywood.
01:09:59 (splashing)
01:10:01 (crashing)
01:10:03 Well, today is your lucky day, Arving.
01:10:07 Or should I say new head
01:10:09 of Globwobbler Studios.
01:10:11 (dramatic music)
01:10:13 Gosh, head of Globwobbler Studios.
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01:10:40 Well, how nice of you to get me
01:10:42 a new home since you wrecked
01:10:44 my old one.
01:10:46 And Wildwerp, Tom!
01:10:48 There's that mouse again!
01:10:50 Get this mouse out of our house!
01:10:52 Well, don't just stand there!
01:10:54 Do something!
01:10:55 Get going!
01:10:56 Come on!
01:10:57 Hurry!
01:10:58 Oh!
01:10:59 Get that mouse out!
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