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00:00 for such indecent attire.
00:02 We are tied at one point each.
00:05 - Guess it's me against you, old buddy.
00:07 May the best man win.
00:08 (whip cracking)
00:09 (laughing)
00:11 - And now, the traditional time-honored competition,
00:20 hurling the unwanted houseguest from the foyer.
00:29 (boing)
00:31 - Yeah!
00:35 Yes!
00:40 - Ladies and gentlemen, we come to the great equalizer.
00:55 I give you the battle of the butler's obstacle course.
00:58 May the fullest teacup win.
01:01 (boing)
01:28 (boing)
01:30 - Oh dear.
01:33 - Oh word.
01:33 - Have no fear, ladies and gentlemen.
01:35 There is a contingency for just this sort of thing.
01:38 Ah, here it is.
01:40 The contestants have exactly 30 seconds
01:42 to reassemble their tea services with glue.
01:45 (clicking)
01:49 (clattering)
01:53 (clicking)
01:55 (clattering)
01:58 (cheering)
02:04 - Allow me to escort you off the premises.
02:11 And to the winner go the spoils.
02:18 Thomas, I present to you a coupon.
02:21 This coupon is good for one full half day off.
02:26 Free from your duties to Posselweight Manor.
02:28 - Quite.
02:29 Well done, Thomas.
02:31 Now, hop to and tidy up this mess, eh?
02:33 - What, what?
02:43 Wait, of all the unmitigated chink.
02:50 Well played, old bean.
02:52 A butler who thrives is a butler who survives.
02:56 That is what the smartest butlers know.