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00:00 Yari ka!
00:02 [laughing]
00:04 Ho ho ho!
00:06 Merry Christmas!
00:08 Merry Christmas!
00:10 Neri!
00:12 Neri, how are you?
00:14 Ho ho ho!
00:16 Tay!
00:18 Tay! It's good that we met!
00:20 I'm the one who lost my child.
00:22 You don't have a child?
00:24 No! I'm the one who lost my child.
00:28 No, I don't have a child.
00:30 That's a girl.
00:32 Do you not know me?
00:34 [beep]
00:36 That's your father.
00:38 No, that's you.
00:40 No, I don't have a child.
00:42 No, that's not me!
00:44 No, no, no, no, no.
00:46 No, that's you!
00:48 No, that's not me!
00:50 Is that you?
00:52 Tay!
00:54 Yes!
00:56 That's him!
00:58 Alright.
01:00 Tay!
01:02 That's my child!
01:04 That's my father!
01:06 That's my child!
01:08 You should change because you're handsome.
01:10 Tay!
01:12 That's my father!
01:14 Tay!
01:16 You better watch out if you're going to join a game show
01:18 and the rules are messy.
01:20 You better not cry even if you win or lose.
01:22 Because, you know, you'll be really happy.
01:24 And I think,
01:26 you'll be even more unhappy
01:28 if you find out that
01:30 Yarica is coming to town.
01:32 [laughter]
01:34 [music]
01:36 [music]
01:38 [music]
01:40 [music]
01:42 [music]
01:50 [music]
01:56 [music]
02:04 [music]
02:06 [music]
02:08 [music]
02:10 [music]
02:12 Good evening to all of you,
02:14 my friends and my opponents.
02:16 Welcome to the most amazing and new game show
02:18 that you'll be waiting for
02:20 here tonight at GMA.
02:22 Here, you'll be able to test the quality of your listening
02:24 and the speed of your pickup.
02:26 Because this is the show
02:28 that will show
02:30 the power of your pickup!
02:32 [applause]
02:34 [music]
02:36 [applause]
02:38 And of course, let's introduce one of our studio contestants.
02:40 Contestant number one,
02:42 a computer technician from Cavite,
02:44 Art Rojas.
02:46 [applause]
02:48 Contestant number two, a businesswoman from Pasig,
02:50 Juliet Cruz.
02:52 [applause]
02:54 And contestant number three,
02:56 a student from Fatima,
02:58 Valenzuela, Heinrich Valenzuela.
03:00 [applause]
03:02 Heinrich
03:04 [speaking in Filipino]
03:06 [speaking in Filipino]
03:08 [speaking in Filipino]
03:10 Heinrich
03:12 I'm sorry, do you have a nickname or something?
03:14 [speaking in Filipino]
03:16 Heinz, like underwear.
03:18 [laughter]
03:20 [speaking in Filipino]
03:22 Okay, contestant,
03:24 I'm so lucky because this is a good episode.
03:26 We'll be giving away a big prize.
03:28 You can win up to
03:30 Php 50,000!
03:32 [applause]
03:34 [music]
03:36 [applause]
03:38 [music]
03:40 [speaking in Filipino]
03:42 [speaking in Filipino]
03:44 [speaking in Filipino]
03:46 [applause]
03:48 [speaking in Filipino]
03:50 [speaking in Filipino]
03:52 [speaking in Filipino]
03:54 [speaking in Filipino]
03:56 [speaking in Filipino]
03:58 [speaking in Filipino]
04:00 [speaking in Filipino]
04:02 [speaking in Filipino]
04:04 [speaking in Filipino]
04:06 [applause]
04:08 [speaking in Filipino]
04:10 [speaking in Filipino]
04:12 [speaking in Filipino]
04:14 [applause]
04:16 [music]
04:18 [speaking in Filipino]
04:20 [speaking in Filipino]
04:22 [speaking in Filipino]
04:24 [speaking in Filipino]
04:26 [speaking in Filipino]
04:28 [speaking in Filipino]
04:30 [speaking in Filipino]
04:32 [speaking in Filipino]
04:34 [music]
04:36 [speaking in Filipino]
04:38 [speaking in Filipino]
04:40 [speaking in Filipino]
04:42 [speaking in Filipino]
04:44 [speaking in Filipino]
04:46 [speaking in Filipino]
04:48 [speaking in Filipino]
04:50 [speaking in Filipino]
04:52 [speaking in Filipino]
04:54 [bell ringing]
04:56 [speaking in Filipino]
04:58 But if you hear this...
04:59 Oh my! You're not allowed to answer.
05:03 But if you hear this...
05:07 That's a winner take all, oh my!
05:12 So this is it. Let's start the Round 1 of Pinamagatang.
05:20 It's going to be quick. At 4 o'clock!
05:22 Pick up your...
05:23 Pick-up phones!
05:25 [Cheering]
05:27 Question number 1.
05:32 1 plus 1.
05:34 Yes, Hanes.
05:36 2.
05:38 1 point for Hanes.
05:40 Hanes, you're going to use the microphone. Don't be shy.
05:44 Question number 2.
05:50 Spelling.
05:52 Spell dog.
05:54 Yes, Juliet.
05:56 D-O-G.
05:58 D-O-G. 1 point for Juliet.
06:00 Question number 3.
06:06 In the song "Ang Pasko Ay Sumapit", what occasion is it?
06:10 Yes, Hanes.
06:12 Pasko.
06:14 Yes, Art.
06:16 Can I steal?
06:18 Art, steal. Green card.
06:20 Pasko.
06:22 [Cheering]
06:24 They're getting points.
06:30 Your pick-up was very simple.
06:32 So let's pick up the next question.
06:36 What is the name of Manuel El Quezon's hometown in Quezon Province?
06:42 [Bell]
06:44 Yes, Art.
06:46 Uh...
06:48 Can I pass?
06:50 Red card. Pass.
06:52 Juliet.
06:54 Pass.
06:56 Red card. Pass to Hanes.
06:58 Hanes, I'm very sorry. You can't pass because you're last.
07:02 You have to answer.
07:04 Our time is up, Hanes.
07:06 So the point will go to Juliet.
07:08 2 points for Juliet.
07:10 [Cheering]
07:12 Our next question.
07:18 What is Mozart's hometown?
07:22 Yes, Hanes. Wow.
07:24 Pass.
07:26 He passed it to Juliet.
07:28 Juliet, Hanes passed it to you.
07:30 Pass to Hanes.
07:32 Hanes, you're last.
07:34 I'm very sorry.
07:36 You can only use one card in each round.
07:38 So I'm very sorry.
07:40 Do you know the answer, Hanes?
07:42 No, sir.
07:44 I'm very sorry. Juliet, you get the point.
07:46 [Cheering]
07:48 There, my dear friends.
07:52 The correct answer is Zauberk.
07:54 I don't know where that is.
07:56 You're crazy here.
07:58 I don't know Mozart.
08:00 Just know something with the music.
08:02 Okay.
08:04 This is the next question.
08:06 Oh, this is good. I like this.
08:08 What animal is the camel's favorite?
08:10 In the long-term
08:12 of not drinking water.
08:14 Yes, Art.
08:16 Pass to Juliet.
08:18 Art, red card.
08:20 Juliet, red card again.
08:22 Hanes.
08:24 I'm very sorry.
08:26 You can't...
08:28 You need to pass.
08:30 Horse.
08:32 Horse is wrong.
08:34 I'm very sorry. Juliet, you get the point.
08:36 [Cheering]
08:38 Wait.
08:40 Can I steal a point?
08:42 You'll steal?
08:44 Okay, steal a point.
08:46 Do you know the answer?
08:48 No, but...
08:50 The correct answer is...
08:52 Cow.
08:54 Cow is correct.
08:56 You steal a point, Juliet.
08:58 I'm very sorry.
09:00 Just check.
09:02 The point in our question
09:04 that the answer is cow will go to Art
09:06 and not to Juliet.
09:08 Sorry, Juliet, because he used the steal card.
09:10 Our next question.
09:12 The other contestants will be good.
09:14 I'll make it a little difficult for you.
09:16 Who is the best
09:18 game show host
09:20 in front of you?
09:22 Yes, Hanes.
09:24 Sweet.
09:26 What's my real name?
09:28 John Lapus.
09:30 Correct. Yes, Art.
09:32 Art, steal.
09:34 John Lapus.
09:36 You got it, Art.
09:38 [Cheering]
09:40 Congratulations.
09:42 In our round 1,
09:44 3 points for Art, 1 point for Hanes,
09:46 and 3 points for Juliet.
09:48 Don't worry, Hanes.
09:50 You can still come to our round 2.
09:52 Later, in the next game show,
09:54 you'll be waiting for
09:56 the strength of your pick-up.
09:58 [Cheering]
10:00 [Music]
10:02 [Cheering]
10:04 [Music]
10:06 Pick-up, my friends.
10:08 This is the newest game show.
10:10 You'll be waiting for it when
10:12 your friends,
10:14 mother, father, brother, sisters,
10:16 brush their teeth.
10:18 Let's go to our round 2.
10:20 Art, Juliet, Hanes,
10:22 you can still come to our round 2.
10:24 The points will be picked up quickly.
10:26 In our round 2,
10:28 let's start with strength.
10:30 In traffic light,
10:34 the colors are red, green, and blank.
10:36 Yes, Hanes?
10:40 Yellow.
10:42 Yes, Art?
10:44 Yellow.
10:46 You're stronger, Art. You got the point.
10:48 [Cheering]
10:50 [Cheering]
10:52 [Cheering]
10:54 [Cheering]
10:56 [Cheering]
10:58 Next question.
11:00 Last question.
11:02 What is
11:04 the thing
11:06 that beats the scissors
11:08 in jack and poi?
11:10 [Music]
11:12 [Laughter]
11:14 [Bell]
11:16 Art?
11:18 Rock.
11:20 Juliet?
11:22 Rock.
11:24 Hanes?
11:26 You're the last one to answer.
11:28 You won. One point for Hanes.
11:30 [Applause]
11:32 [Music]
11:34 [Applause]
11:36 If you're confused in the game,
11:38 wait for how it will be clear.
11:40 It will be clear
11:42 to the victim that it happened.
11:44 Just wait for it.
11:46 The BFV will come back.
11:48 [Music]
11:50 [Music]
11:52 [Screaming]
11:54 [Music]
11:56 [Music]
11:58 [Grunting]
12:00 [Grunting]
12:02 That bird is crazy.
12:04 I fell down.
12:06 Well, let's see
12:08 if there's a battle between our three challengers.
12:10 The winner
12:12 will be given by Aguinaldo.
12:14 Let's go to Ackmoo.
12:16 [Music]
12:18 [Music]
12:20 [Music]
12:22 I don't have a barrier. I'm sorry.
12:24 [Music]
12:26 [Music]
12:28 [Music]
12:30 [Music]
12:32 What's that?
12:34 What's that?
12:36 What's this?
12:38 These three look like they're rich.
12:40 You gave me money.
12:42 You're all scum.
12:44 I'm rich. Wait. Wait.
12:46 Your name is?
12:48 Oscar. And you?
12:50 Ian. And you?
12:52 Rolly. Ian, Oscar.
12:54 You're all scum.
12:56 Let's see how fat your faces are.
12:58 Watch this. Rule number one.
13:00 Hold a remote car alarm key.
13:02 Perform
13:04 as if you don't want to do it
13:06 by opening the door of your beautiful car.
13:08 It doesn't look good
13:10 on your face.
13:12 Rule number two.
13:14 Get a piece of wire.
13:16 It can come from your pocket.
13:18 Then, find a victim
13:20 who will help you
13:22 lock the door of your car.
13:24 Take note,
13:26 guys. You need a piece of wire
13:28 on your car window
13:30 so that an alarm will go off.
13:32 Now, whoever among you three
13:34 will convince the fastest
13:36 to open
13:38 the car door
13:40 of your victim
13:42 will win P3,000.
13:44 And P1,500 each.
13:46 And of course,
13:48 a certificate of flawlessness and a T-shirt
13:50 with a lot of fixes. Are you ready?
13:52 You should always be ready
13:54 because this is where it will happen.
13:56 Alva, you're so brave!
13:58 Please help me
14:02 with my car because I can't open it.
14:04 The alarm doesn't go off.
14:06 Can you help me open it?
14:08 What are you going to do?
14:10 I'll just open it because the alarm doesn't go off.
14:12 Do you need a key?
14:14 No, I just need a key.
14:16 You don't need to use it.
14:18 What are we going to do?
14:20 I'll just use a paper.
14:22 Let's just turn it.
14:24 Oh, you?
14:26 I brought a lumber here.
14:28 I'll just use a paper.
14:30 I've been using it for a while.
14:32 I can't open it.
14:34 I've been using it for a while.
14:36 You, come with us to the guard.
14:38 The alarm doesn't go off.
14:40 So,
14:42 I'll just hold the window.
14:44 We'll just open the window.
14:46 [Siren]
14:48 There's a Mr. Pig down there, right?
14:50 Yes, I'm just going down there.
14:52 Go down there. They already know.
14:54 No, sir.
14:56 I'll just go there.
14:58 My stuff is inside.
15:00 My wallet.
15:02 My wallet is inside.
15:04 My wallet is inside.
15:06 Okay, sure.
15:08 I'll help you.
15:10 I'll help you.
15:12 I'll just go there.
15:14 That's not expensive.
15:16 Let's just open it, sir.
15:18 I'll just open it.
15:20 The remote doesn't work.
15:22 I'll just open it, sir.
15:26 [Siren]
15:28 This is the remote.
15:30 It doesn't work.
15:32 Maybe,
15:34 it's broken.
15:36 Maybe,
15:38 we can fix it.
15:40 So,
15:42 I'll just try.
15:44 I have a wire here, sir. Can you fix it?
15:46 What?
15:48 The wire.
15:50 Sir.
15:52 It might break.
15:56 I'll just fix it.
15:58 I have a wire here.
16:04 [Siren]
16:06 [Siren]
16:08 I'll just fix it.
16:20 I'll just try.
16:22 Can you fix it, sir?
16:28 It's your first time to open a remote, right?
16:34 I'll just open it, sir.
16:36 This is for you, sir.
16:42 Sir, thank you.
17:00 [Laughter]
17:02 Sir.
17:04 Sir.
17:08 Thank you, sir.
17:10 I'll just open it, sir.
17:12 Thank you.
17:14 [Laughter]
17:16 Stay tuned because we're about to find out
17:20 how the victim will win
17:22 in the Yarika.
17:24 Will you win or lose?
17:26 We'll find out.
17:28 [Screaming]
17:30 5, 4, 3, 2, 1.
17:32 [Laughter]
17:38 This is what we've been waiting for.
17:40 We'll find out the rules
17:42 of the game
17:44 without rules
17:46 in Yarika.
17:48 [Laughter]
17:50 [Applause]
17:56 Our next question.
17:58 The right one is wrong.
18:04 What's the opposite of black?
18:10 Yes, Haynes.
18:14 Red.
18:16 Haynes,
18:18 the opposite of black is white.
18:20 You got the point.
18:22 [Laughter]
18:24 [Applause]
18:26 Our next question.
18:36 Palakasan.
18:38 What do you put in coffee
18:40 to make it sweet?
18:42 Sugar.
18:44 Yes, Juliet.
18:46 Sugar.
18:48 Yes, Art.
18:50 Sugar.
18:52 Haynes.
18:54 Azukal.
18:56 Juliet.
18:58 Azukal.
19:00 It's between Haynes and Art.
19:02 Haynes.
19:04 Azukal.
19:06 Who gets the point?
19:08 Another Haynes.
19:10 Who gets the point?
19:12 Art, you got the point.
19:14 [Applause]
19:16 [Laughter]
19:18 Another round.
19:24 Next question.
19:26 Palakasan.
19:28 If
19:30 a car is going to the canlura
19:32 at a speed of 100 kilometers per hour
19:34 and it is hit by a strong wind
19:36 at a speed of 50 kilometers per hour,
19:38 who is the
19:40 national hero of the Philippines?
19:42 Yes, Haynes.
19:44 Jose Rizal.
19:46 Yes, Art.
19:48 Jose Rizal.
19:50 Yes, Art.
19:52 Jose Rizal.
19:54 Rizal.
19:56 Okay.
19:58 And the winner of this round,
20:00 Haynes, you got the point.
20:02 [Applause]
20:04 I am very sorry.
20:12 [Applause]
20:14 The sound is winner take all.
20:16 Juliet and Art, your points
20:18 will go to Haynes. Congratulations, Haynes.
20:20 You are joining us
20:22 in our jackpot round.
20:24 [Applause]
20:26 Really.
20:28 At this point, Haynes has won
20:30 25,000 pesos.
20:32 Haynes will get double.
20:34 Up to 50,000 pesos.
20:36 He will get 25,000 pesos.
20:38 We will find out when
20:40 the jackpot round will be here
20:42 in the "Lakas ng Pickup Mo."
20:44 [Applause]
20:46 Congratulations.
20:50 [Applause]
20:52 [Applause]
20:58 The audience is really
21:00 clapping.
21:02 The "Lakas ng Pickup Mo" is dancing.
21:04 We are here with Haynes in the jackpot round.
21:06 Haynes, how old are you?
21:08 I'm 21.
21:10 You are studying for a job?
21:12 I just graduated.
21:14 Do you have a job?
21:16 Do you apply for a job?
21:18 Somewhat.
21:20 What course did you finish?
21:22 Nursing.
21:24 Do you want to work abroad?
21:26 No, I am taking care of my grandmother.
21:28 That's sweet.
21:30 Haynes is so sweet.
21:32 Do you have a girlfriend?
21:34 Yes, I do.
21:36 Where is your girlfriend?
21:38 Hi, I'm May.
21:40 May?
21:42 Is she here?
21:44 No, she's not here.
21:46 Who are you with?
21:48 I just met her earlier.
21:50 That's sweet.
21:52 Haynes, I want to know
21:54 if you got the jackpot of 50,000 pesos,
21:56 what will you give her?
21:58 Where will you bring her?
22:00 I will give her a dinner date.
22:02 That's sweet.
22:04 Good luck to you, Haynes.
22:06 So, as I was saying earlier,
22:08 you are Juliette Art Project.
22:10 We still need you.
22:12 You will know that.
22:14 Meanwhile, girls,
22:16 pick up girls,
22:18 pick up Haynes and bring him inside the booth.
22:20 Good luck to you, Haynes.
22:22 She's picked up.
22:24 Don't worry, Haynes.
22:30 We already checked
22:32 all the girls.
22:34 They don't have any sickness.
22:36 Haynes, can you hear me, darling?
22:40 Can you hear me?
22:42 Wow!
22:44 We already put you there.
22:46 In the cash.
22:48 Just beside our booth.
22:50 You can feel it.
22:52 Actually, you will get 50,000 pesos.
22:54 Good luck to you, Haynes.
22:56 Thank you.
22:58 Can you hear me?
23:00 Alright.
23:02 I want to know,
23:04 Haynes,
23:06 do you choose Cara or Cruz?
23:08 Cara.
23:10 Cara is chosen by Haynes.
23:12 So, we assigned Cara to Art.
23:14 Art, come here.
23:16 We need them again.
23:22 Haynes, listen carefully.
23:24 Our Jack Maground is Charades.
23:26 We have a word for you.
23:28 Art will be the one to act.
23:30 You chose Cara.
23:32 30 seconds.
23:34 If you get this word,
23:36 Haynes, your 25,000 pesos
23:38 will become
23:40 50,000 pesos.
23:42 Are you ready, Haynes?
23:48 Yes, I am.
23:50 We covered his mouth.
23:52 So, Art and Julian
23:54 can't talk.
23:56 Here is the word.
23:58 This is the word.
24:00 Art will be the only one to see it.
24:02 Words, actually.
24:04 This is a...
24:06 It's a sentence.
24:08 So,
24:10 this is easy, Haynes.
24:12 30 seconds starts now.
24:14 Five.
24:18 Five.
24:20 Tagalog.
24:24 First word.
24:26 Ako.
24:28 Last.
24:30 Ako.
24:32 Sakin.
24:34 Iyo.
24:36 Ako.
24:38 Second word.
24:40 Tenga.
24:44 Dinig.
24:46 Sounds like.
24:48 Lumalangoy.
24:50 Langoy.
24:52 May.
24:54 Gapang.
24:58 Fourth word.
25:02 Five.
25:06 Three.
25:08 Two.
25:10 One.
25:12 Zero. I'm very sorry, Haynes.
25:14 Ako.
25:16 Ang ibig sabihin po niyan,
25:18 ang 25,000 hindi madodoble
25:20 kung 25,000 mo,
25:22 mapubod na kay Art!
25:24 Congratulations, Art!
25:26 Ganyan mo rito
25:34 sa lakas ng pigat mo.
25:36 Here, Haynes,
25:38 mag-e-escort na.
25:40 Congratulations, Art.
25:42 Sabi ko sa'yo, Art, hindi paahulian lahat.
25:44 Have faith, have hope.
25:46 Ayan.
25:48 Darling, sayang naman.
25:50 Sayang, sayang.
25:52 25,000 na.
25:54 So I'm very sorry, mapupuntay yung kay Art.
25:56 So hindi kayo makakapag-date ni May.
25:58 Pero bibigyan ka naman namin ng mga gipak-gipak dyan.
26:00 Ayan, hindi mo manaulaan talaga yung word.
26:02 Ang dali-dali lang.
26:04 Hindi mo mag-gap?
26:06 Ako yung langoy yung C.
26:08 Ako si Michael B.
26:10 Karika!
26:12 [laughter]
26:14 Salamat pag-anat, Desi Haynes!
26:24 It's the John Locos!
26:32 Karika!
26:40 Art, sayang yung 25,000!
26:42 Umiiya si Art!
26:44 Bakit sila lahat umiiya?
26:46 Cheers!
26:50 [cheers]
26:52 [cheers]
26:54 [cheers]
26:56 [cheers]
26:58 [cheers]
27:00 [music]
27:02 [music]
27:04 [music]
27:06 The owners of the following videotape materials
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27:10 the exclusive rights to air and use the videos
27:12 for the program "Bitoy's Funniest Videos."
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27:18 and in perpetuity.
27:20 [music]
27:22 [singing]
27:26 Ay, yan na, nag-stop na!
27:28 Yay! Out ka na, Junjun!
27:30 Out ka na!
27:32 Bakit ako out?
27:34 Eh, wala ka naupuan eh!
27:36 [sobbing]
27:38 Wala ka nang naupuan!
27:42 Oh, hali ka na, Junjun! Hali ka na!
27:44 Hindi ako mabayag!
27:46 Akin tumupuan na 'to!
27:48 Kunin ko na lang!
27:50 Wag lang tumupuan na 'to!
27:52 Akin 'to eh! Akin!
27:54 Bidangan nyo ko! Bidangan nyo ko!
27:56 Bidangan nyo ko! Maglalano pa ako!
27:58 Maglalano pa!
28:00 [singing]
28:02 Stop! Stop na!
28:06 Stop na music!
28:08 Upo na ako! Upo na ako! Upo na ako!
28:10 [sobbing]
28:12 [sobbing]
28:14 Ako nakaupo!
28:16 Ang hirap naman 'to!
28:18 Ako nang alang nakakalam ng steps sa sayaw!
28:20 Dito pa akong lagay sa likuran! Okay, ready?
28:22 Shake to the left! And shake to the right!
28:24 Ang bumabu nyo!
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28:36 Ano ba pare? Keka sandali!
28:38 Tutulungan kita tumakas! Magtulungan tayo!
28:40 Sa iba pa ang tutulungan! Kondi tayo mga aso!
28:42 Dali, dali pare! Kondi na lang!
28:44 Oo dali! Dalian mo!
28:46 Dalian mo! Kaya na! Tinulungan kita ha!
28:48 Tumungan mo rin ako mamaya ha! Oo sige!
28:50 Akong bahala sa'yo! Kondi na lang! Kondi na lang!
28:52 Sige! Kaya ko na 'to!
28:54 Sige, sige! Tutulak ita! Tutulak ita!
28:56 Wag na! Okay na! Ha ha!
28:58 Ha ha ha ha ha!
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29:12 Ang mga nanalo dito sa Pinoy's Funniest Videos
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29:16 Ano mga announcement na matatanggap sa pamamagitan ng text
29:18 ay hindi nang galing at hindi kikilalani ng GMA7.
29:20 Yung third place para sa akin, yung video number two.
29:24 Yung may bata hindi niya na makakasama sa step.
29:27 Second place naman para sa akin, yung video number one.
29:31 Yung sa bata humiyak.
29:32 Tapos syempre, first place, yung sa dalawang aso.
29:35 Kasi, ibang klase, ibang galing eh.
29:38 O yun.
29:39 Yali ka!
29:41 Ho ho ho ho ho!
29:43 Kapos na ang show natin at sana naman eh nage-enjoy kayo.
29:46 Ako, tuloy na naman ang tabaho ko.
29:48 Papasok na ako dito sa chimney para magdala ng haginaldo.
29:52 Kaya sa inyo lahat, Merry Christmas!
29:55 Ho ho ho ho ho!
29:57 Ho ho ho ho ho!
29:59 Ho ho ho ho ho!
30:01 Ho ho ho ho ho!
30:03 Agad!
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30:07 Direk!
30:08 Ano ko lalabas dito?
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30:10 Hey!
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30:12 Eh!
30:13 Eh!
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31:03 (upbeat music)