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‘Bitoy’s Funniest Videos’ is home to hilarious pranks and silly videos hosted by the comedy genius Michael V. Watch the full episodes of #BitoysFunniestVideos and other GMA programs here: http://bit.ly/GMAFullEpisodes
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00:00 [Music]
00:03 This is GMA Kili TV!
00:05 The one and only!
00:07 You're a Yari!
00:10 [Laughs]
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00:15 Is it good, sir?
00:21 You should adjust it so that it's a bit...
00:24 Adjust it so that it's a bit...
00:25 You're so annoying!
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00:32 What's up?
00:34 What's up, boy?
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00:55 Hurry up!
00:57 What's that?
00:59 Sorry.
01:00 Is it good?
01:01 Sir?
01:03 Sir, is it good?
01:04 Don't talk!
01:06 Let me do it.
01:07 Hurry up!
01:08 Don't talk!
01:13 Hey, what are you reading?
01:15 I'm just reading.
01:16 What's that?
01:21 Hey, what's that?
01:22 Just relax!
01:26 You're making me nervous.
01:28 I'm getting scared, sir.
01:31 You're the one who's doing it.
01:32 Tall.
01:37 You're just easy there, tall.
01:38 Okay, tall.
01:39 [Laughs]
01:40 [Laughs]
01:41 [Bleep]
01:45 Yeah!
01:54 [Applause]
01:56 Good evening, good evening.
01:57 Here we are again.
01:58 It's video party time again
02:01 because you're expecting another
02:02 Bitoy's Funniest Video.
02:04 So that tonight,
02:06 our atmosphere will be a party.
02:09 I brought a mascot.
02:11 This is the mascot of Yarika,
02:14 Yari Bear.
02:16 Yari Bear.
02:17 Yari Bear, how are you?
02:23 [Laughs]
02:24 There!
02:25 Anyway, here at BFD,
02:27 you can't be depressed here.
02:28 You can't be sad.
02:29 You can only be happy
02:30 if you're just dreaming.
02:31 Just like our Kikai friends.
02:33 Let's watch J4K.
02:35 Hello!
02:40 Hi there!
02:41 Welcome to Jet Sport Kikais!
02:45 Oh my, it's so nice to love,
02:47 isn't it, Kikais?
02:48 It's so nice!
02:51 But how will you feel your love
02:55 if the girl wants to commit suicide?
02:58 Commit suicide?
03:00 Yeah, as in she will commit suicide
03:02 and jump off a bridge.
03:04 Why?
03:05 Yeah, it's like that.
03:07 Oh my,
03:08 and that's our challenge for today.
03:11 Here at Jet Sport Kikais!
03:16 Oh my, help me.
03:17 I want to commit suicide.
03:20 I have so many problems.
03:22 You guys tell my parents
03:25 that I'm going to commit suicide.
03:27 Help me, I want to commit suicide.
03:31 You want to commit suicide?
03:32 Yeah.
03:33 You want to commit suicide?
03:34 I'm going to commit suicide.
03:36 [Inaudible]
03:38 [Laughs]
03:40 Give me a reason.
03:42 You need to be a good person
03:44 because whatever our problem is,
03:46 it's not a problem if there's no solution.
03:48 I'm not going to commit suicide.
03:50 I don't want to live anymore.
03:57 No, no.
03:59 Where are you taking me?
04:01 I'm going to commit suicide.
04:07 Why?
04:08 I have so many problems.
04:10 I don't have a job.
04:13 I'm going to commit suicide.
04:15 Don't commit suicide.
04:17 [Laughs]
04:19 Give me a reason to live.
04:24 What?
04:27 You didn't say that.
04:29 You said that I have no story.
04:31 What are you saying?
04:34 I'm going to take care of you.
04:35 No.
04:36 [Laughs]
04:37 I'm going to commit suicide.
04:38 Why?
04:41 I'm going to commit suicide.
04:42 Why not?
04:44 [Laughs]
04:47 You're so stupid.
04:48 But I'm really smart.
04:50 Come here.
04:55 You know what?
04:56 If you want to help me,
04:57 give me a reason.
04:58 If you don't give me a reason,
04:59 I'm going to commit suicide.
05:01 Are you sure?
05:02 You don't want to help me.
05:07 You don't want to help me.
05:09 You don't want to commit suicide.
05:10 What's the reason?
05:11 Give me a reason to live.
05:14 [Beep]
05:15 Go home to your parents.
05:19 Go home?
05:20 Yes.
05:21 They need you.
05:23 You might have a future.
05:25 Go home.
05:27 Yes.
05:28 You're on the BTOYS funniest videos.
05:30 That's our camera.
05:32 [Laughs]
05:33 Look at the camera.
05:35 You're on BTOYS.
05:37 You're so funny.
05:38 Thank you.
05:39 I'm going to commit suicide.
05:41 Don't do it here.
05:42 Why?
05:43 Where?
05:44 Where?
05:45 Do you want me to commit suicide here?
05:48 No, not here.
05:49 Where?
05:50 Why would you commit suicide?
05:51 Because I have a lot of problems.
05:52 I don't have a reason to live.
05:54 What?
05:55 I'm going to jump here.
05:57 Police.
05:58 There's no police.
05:59 I don't want the police.
06:01 We're the ones who are here to guard.
06:03 You can't join us because I'm going to die.
06:06 What if we fall?
06:07 What will they do to us?
06:08 For example, you didn't see me.
06:10 We didn't see you.
06:11 We're not...
06:12 Why are you getting mad at me?
06:13 Because you're going to use the truth.
06:15 No.
06:16 Okay, I'll go to the other side.
06:18 You're crazy.
06:19 Let's go there.
06:20 That's not crazy.
06:21 Just give me a reason.
06:22 I'm going to commit suicide.
06:24 What?
06:25 Stop it.
06:26 I don't want to do it anymore.
06:27 What do you mean you don't want to do it anymore?
06:28 Because you're on the camera.
06:29 You're going to commit suicide.
06:33 [Laughs]
06:34 [Applause]
06:36 You know, Harry Bear is not going to leave
06:38 because you're still going to guess.
06:40 You're still going to guess who he is in our guest who.
06:44 And whoever guesses right will win Php 2,000.
06:48 Isn't that fun?
06:50 We'll be back with our video party in BFV.
06:53 We'll be back.
06:54 Stay tuned.
06:55 [Applause]
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06:59 You might be able to sell stolen goods
07:01 if you're not in the office and you're not doing anything.
07:04 [Applause]
07:07 Harry Bear is so cute.
07:09 Do you still remember Manong, the taxi driver?
07:13 He always passes by.
07:15 I have good news for you.
07:17 He passed by again.
07:19 And I also have bad news
07:21 because he was taken to the yard.
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