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‘Bitoy’s Funniest Videos’ is home to hilarious pranks and silly videos hosted by the comedy genius Michael V. Watch the full episodes of #BitoysFunniestVideos and other GMA programs here: http://bit.ly/GMAFullEpisodes
‘Bitoy’s Funniest Videos’ is home to hilarious pranks and silly videos hosted by the comedy genius Michael V. Watch the full episodes of #BitoysFunniestVideos and other GMA programs here: http://bit.ly/GMAFullEpisodes
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00:00 You're a Yari!
00:02 [Laughing]
00:04 I won a lot of money!
00:07 I just want a ball!
00:09 What's your name?
00:11 [Laughing]
00:12 I won a lot of money!
00:15 What's your name?
00:17 Tania, this is for you!
00:19 You?
00:20 This is for you!
00:22 Thank you!
00:23 You?
00:24 This is for you!
00:25 This is for you!
00:27 How old are you?
00:28 I'm 25!
00:30 This is for you! I won a lot of money!
00:32 Thank you!
00:33 Wait a minute!
00:34 Sorry!
00:35 I'm out of money!
00:36 Sorry!
00:37 What's your name?
00:39 Roy!
00:40 Roy?
00:41 Where are you from?
00:42 I'm from Cuba!
00:43 [Laughing]
00:44 Sorry!
00:45 I'm out of money!
00:46 Is it okay?
00:47 What's your name?
00:49 John Bob!
00:50 Thank you!
00:51 Sorry!
00:52 I'm out of money!
00:53 What's your name?
00:55 Sorry!
00:56 This is for you!
00:57 Wait a minute!
00:58 Sorry!
00:59 I'm out of money!
01:01 Sorry!
01:02 Sorry!
01:03 What's your name?
01:05 You won a lot of money!
01:07 I won a lot of money!
01:09 That's why I'm giving you money!
01:11 Thank you!
01:12 Wait a minute!
01:13 I'm out of money!
01:14 Sorry!
01:15 I'm out of money!
01:17 Woo!
01:18 What's your name?
01:20 Ana!
01:21 Wait a minute!
01:22 You're going home to the grocery store!
01:25 Wait a minute!
01:26 Sorry!
01:27 I'm out of money!
01:28 Sorry!
01:29 This is for you!
01:30 One thousand pesos!
01:31 Thank you!
01:32 Wait!
01:33 What's your name?
01:34 Rayce!
01:35 Wait a minute!
01:36 You're going home to the grocery store!
01:39 Wait!
01:40 I'm out of money!
01:41 Sorry!
01:42 I'm out of money!
01:43 What's your name?
01:44 Edgar!
01:45 Wait a minute!
01:46 Oh my God!
01:47 Sorry!
01:48 I'm out of money!
01:49 Sorry!
01:50 I'm out of money!
01:51 Sorry!
01:52 I'm out of money!
01:53 Here!
01:54 But it's already finished!
01:55 It's gone!
01:56 And because we're secret agents now,
02:05 we'll see what happens.
02:07 For example, someone approaches you,
02:09 and you want to be a secret agent.
02:11 Will you agree?
02:12 But here's the secret.
02:14 You're a hero!
02:18 [explosion]
02:46 Why did you drink?
02:47 It's not okay.
02:49 It's not okay.
02:51 Good evening!
02:53 I'm the special agent, Dicastro.
02:57 Special agent Vasas.
02:59 My guide.
03:00 We just need a little help from you.
03:06 Is that okay?
03:07 We just need a little help.
03:08 As part of helping our government,
03:12 and our national security.
03:14 Just a little help.
03:15 What do you mean?
03:17 There's someone here,
03:19 and she'll be here soon.
03:20 And we'll just give her a CD.
03:25 Just that.
03:27 Oh, I'm sorry.
03:29 She's last.
03:30 No, I mean,
03:33 I mean,
03:34 if she's coming,
03:36 What is that for?
03:37 This is a CD.
03:40 It's a gift.
03:41 This is a CD for important matters.
03:45 These are the files.
03:46 These are the important files.
03:48 You can't give it to her.
03:50 I know we're not the people for that.
03:52 No, because...
03:53 Because,
03:54 you don't want to get involved.
03:56 No, no.
03:57 No, no.
03:58 We assure you that you won't be involved here.
04:02 Don't be afraid.
04:03 Just a minute.
04:04 What are you going to do?
04:06 You'll just give it to her?
04:07 She'll just give it to you.
04:08 But for this,
04:09 let her talk to you.
04:11 She'll come to you,
04:12 and you'll just give her the CD.
04:14 She'll just say the password.
04:16 She'll say,
04:17 "Sit, sit, sit."
04:18 That's the password.
04:19 If that's right,
04:20 then you'll answer,
04:21 "Alibang, bang."
04:22 Then we'll give her the CD?
04:23 That's it.
04:24 No more problems.
04:25 Can I see your ID?
04:27 Let her see it.
04:28 Can I see your ID?
04:30 Can I see your ID?
04:31 We won't take long.
04:32 The month is almost here.
04:34 Now?
04:35 Let me see your ID.
04:36 When will it be here?
04:37 Wait a minute.
04:38 Just wait for the tax.
04:40 Let me see your ID.
04:42 Okay, Ma'am.
04:43 Let me see your ID.
04:44 Thanks, Ma'am.
04:46 We'll just give it to her.
04:48 If she gets it,
04:49 we'll have to fight.
04:51 But the tax is different.
04:53 Let it be.
04:55 Just be steady, okay?
04:58 Let's just give it to her.
05:00 I don't want to fight anymore.
05:02 Here.
05:11 "Alibang, bang."
05:12 Why did you throw it away?
05:21 Don't be too brave.
05:27 You might get your dad back.
05:30 It's done.
05:32 You don't have a husband, right?
05:34 Imagine if there's someone else here.
05:38 Okay.
05:39 Congratulations.
05:50 He's coming.
05:51 He said he's sorry.
05:57 Congratulations.
05:59 What?
06:00 You're a fool.
06:02 Is what you gave me right?
06:05 What's that?
06:07 Okay.
06:08 Okay.
06:09 Thank you.
06:10 It's in the CV.
06:12 But you said earlier that it's a "congratulations."
06:14 Congratulations.
06:16 James Bond is incomplete without the Bond girls.
06:25 This is what I'm saying.
06:27 You'll see what will happen to our victim later.
06:31 Our secret agent.
06:33 What will happen to him?
06:34 I'm telling you.
06:36 Secret.
06:37 My car is nice, right?
06:48 My aunt gave it to me for Christmas.
06:50 Those aunts are popular because Christmas is coming.
06:53 Others are looking for a Ninong.
06:56 But these challengers are applying to be Ninong.
07:01 They're so thick.
07:04 Half-naked Mooks, go!
07:06 You know, there's a saying that if you're chosen as a Ninong or Ninang,
07:18 but what if your face is too thick, you'll be the one to present?
07:24 To be Ninong?
07:25 You don't know what you're doing?
07:27 That's what the challengers will do.
07:29 Your name is Tol.
07:31 You're?
07:32 Jimmy.
07:33 And?
07:34 John.
07:35 You know it already.
07:36 But to know the answer, watch this.
07:38 Rule number one.
07:40 The registrar will check if they're close.
07:44 Rule number two.
07:46 When it's time for your parents to register you as a Ninong,
07:50 you'll go to the registrar to show your friend.
07:54 Rule number three.
07:57 You'll go to your parents and offer to be Ninong.
08:04 You'll explain that you haven't been Ninong for five years,
08:08 so you need to have a child this year.
08:11 Rule number four.
08:13 You'll offer to pay for the registration.
08:17 Now, who will be the first to start?
08:21 To the poor parents,
08:24 so you can be Ninong to their child that you don't know anything about,
08:27 I don't know why,
08:28 you'll use three thousand pesos.
08:30 And to the ones who didn't,
08:32 you can give one five each.
08:34 Hello, Tol.
08:35 That's okay.
08:36 And of course,
08:37 gift certificate to make your face thinner,
08:40 and t-shirt to be a certified AKMU.
08:44 Okay?
08:45 Because this is where it will happen in Alpha!
08:49 Alpha Move!
08:50 Doctor,
08:56 will you register in Binag, ma'am?
09:00 Will you register, ma'am?
09:05 Can I offer to be Ninong to your child?
09:11 To your child, ma'am.
09:14 Can I offer to be Ninong?
09:17 Because I haven't been Ninong for five years,
09:21 so I want to have a child this year, ma'am.
09:25 Is that okay?
09:26 Me?
09:31 That's okay.
09:32 I'll let you.
09:34 It's okay.
09:35 No, ma'am.
09:37 It's okay if I...
09:39 What is it, ma'am?
09:41 In Binag.
09:42 In Binag, ma'am.
09:43 Ma'am, I have a present to be Ninong, ma'am.
09:45 Because I haven't been Ninong for five years.
09:48 Ma'am, it's okay if I pay the registration fee.
09:51 It's okay, ma'am.
09:53 Ma'am?
09:54 If you're going to be Ninong, you should have a child.
10:09 That's why I'm carrying you.
10:10 No one's going to take me.
10:11 I didn't know him.
10:14 He's okay.
10:15 It's okay if he's going to be Ninong.
10:19 Renz,
10:21 Renz,
10:22 Renz,
10:23 Renz,
10:24 Ma'am, I have a present to be Ninong.
10:29 I have a present to be Ninong.
10:31 I have a present to be Ninong.
10:33 Do you want to give me a present?
10:35 No, ma'am.
10:36 No, ma'am.
10:37 I'll give you a present.
10:38 What's your name?
10:41 It's Lito.
10:42 It's okay, right?
10:44 Lito.
10:45 Lito, I'm going to be Ninong.
10:51 It's okay, right?
10:52 It's okay, right?
10:53 Yes, ma'am.
10:54 I'll give you a present.
10:55 Wait a minute.
11:05 I'll be back.
11:09 I'll be back.
11:16 I'll be back.
11:17 I'll be back.
11:18 I'll be back.
11:19 I'll be back.
11:20 Because you guys let me be Ninong,
11:24 I'll pay for it.
11:26 Ma'am, here you go.
11:28 Is it cute?
11:30 Is it cute?
11:32 Really?
11:34 Thank you, ma'am.
11:36 I'll give you a present.
11:38 I'll give you a present.
11:45 I'll be back, okay?
11:46 Okay.
11:47 Ma'am, I'll text you when I'm near Binaya.
11:57 Okay.
11:59 You're so cute.
12:03 Thank you.
12:04 You're so cute.
12:05 Ma'am, what's the register?
12:11 The register of Binaya is 200.
12:15 What do you need?
12:24 Requirements?
12:25 Yes, our requirements.
12:27 The certificate and the consent of your parents.
12:31 That's it.
12:33 That's all you need?
12:35 Yes.
12:36 Then,
12:37 What else?
12:40 That's all.
12:41 Okay.
12:43 Agent W594's adventures will continue.
13:00 Stay tuned.
13:01 Certificate.
13:03 Let's give it to each other.
13:06 Let's continue the ending of our spy movie,
13:10 "Ka, Yari Ka."
13:13 Let's give it to each other.
13:18 No, not the one before.
13:22 Let's give it to the one before.
13:24 But, what's that?
13:28 Let's look at it.
13:31 Sir, do you have the CD that you left for us?
13:36 We already gave it to you.
13:38 What did you give it to me?
13:40 We already gave it to you.
13:41 Excuse me.
13:43 Sir, come here.
13:44 What did you give me?
13:45 You already took something from me.
13:47 Who did you take?
13:49 Sis.
13:50 How?
13:59 Sir, come here.
14:00 You didn't talk to anyone else.
14:01 Who?
14:02 You didn't talk to anyone else.
14:03 What?
14:04 The one who approached you.
14:06 Yes.
14:08 Who approached me?
14:09 The one next to you.
14:10 Who approached me?
14:11 Huh?
14:12 Him.
14:13 Where's the CD?
14:19 Where's the CD?
14:21 Here.
14:22 Are these guys with you?
14:25 No, they just approached us.
14:27 What did they say?
14:29 What did these guys say?
14:30 If there's a person who doesn't listen to us,
14:35 we'll give them the CD.
14:37 Are these guys with you?
14:38 Huh?
14:40 Are these guys with you?
14:41 Huh?
14:42 Are these guys with you?
14:43 Huh?
14:44 Are these guys with you?
14:45 They're our runners.
14:46 Brother, they're here.
14:47 Sir, who took the CD?
14:48 We gave it to him.
14:50 We gave it to him.
14:51 You gave it to him?
14:52 Where is it?
14:53 Take it out.
14:54 It's here.
14:55 Take the CD out.
14:56 Make, you know what?
14:57 Tell them that my voice was loud earlier.
14:59 Are these guys with you?
15:00 I don't know them.
15:01 And then I was telling him.
15:02 How can we give it to you if you don't know them?
15:04 I was telling him their names or whatever.
15:08 And then they took the CD.
15:09 That's why you shouldn't just talk to anyone.
15:12 These guys don't have proper credentials.
15:15 I know.
15:16 That's why you should join us in the precinct
15:18 to prove that you're not with them.
15:21 Huh?
15:22 Are you sure that you're not with them?
15:23 No.
15:24 Huh?
15:25 It's in their hands.
15:27 It's in their hands.
15:28 It's not in their hands.
15:29 He took the CD.
15:30 Brother!
15:31 Can you check your bags, please?
15:32 Sure.
15:33 I can even call my dad.
15:35 You know, my dad is a fiscal in Parenteaque.
15:38 We don't care about the fiscal.
15:40 Sure.
15:41 Huh?
15:42 Are you sure that you're not with them?
15:43 Yeah, we are.
15:44 Are you sure that you're not with them?
15:45 And my driver.
15:46 Are you sure?
15:47 My driver.
15:48 Are you sure that you're not with them and you're not with the boss?
15:49 No.
15:50 Huh?
15:51 No.
15:52 Don't pretend.
15:53 No.
15:54 Don't pretend.
15:55 No.
15:56 Huh?
15:57 No.
15:58 How can you be sure?
15:59 Because they just came to us.
16:00 We're going to eat dinner with our friend.
16:01 We're just waiting for her.
16:02 Who's her partner?
16:03 Who's her partner?
16:04 None.
16:05 Huh?
16:06 Huh?
16:07 My God.
16:08 Is this not on your list?
16:09 Who's on the list?
16:11 I saw Angar on our list.
16:13 I didn't check.
16:15 You didn't check?
16:16 No.
16:17 You know, you two, if you're together, it's better if you admit it now.
16:23 No.
16:24 Swear to God.
16:25 You don't have a partner?
16:26 No.
16:27 Even them, they can hear it.
16:28 We don't know them.
16:29 Those two, I can say that they're partners.
16:33 Huh?
16:34 They're partners.
16:35 These two, they're also partners.
16:38 I think you're a partner.
16:40 You're the angel.
16:41 Angar Sia, huh?
16:43 Don't you know me?
16:44 Huh?
16:45 I'm Michael V.
16:48 Michael V.
16:49 Michael V.
16:50 [applause]
16:53 I love you, man!
16:54 I love you!
16:55 Sorry!
16:56 Sorry!
16:57 Super sorry!
17:00 Thank you, man!
17:01 I'm sorry!
17:02 I'm sorry!
17:03 I'm sorry!
17:04 I hate you!
17:05 Sorry!
17:06 Sorry!
17:07 Oh my God!
17:08 Oh my God!
17:12 Sorry!
17:13 Sorry!
17:19 [Pinoy TV Ad]
17:25 The owners of the following videotape materials,
17:27 which you are about to see,
17:28 have granted GMA the exclusive rights to air and use the videos
17:31 for the program, "Bitoy's Funniest Videos."
17:33 GMA owns the broadcast rights to these videos worldwide and in perpetuity.
17:38 Look at what I'm going to do.
17:44 One, two, three!
17:49 See?
17:50 I'm good, right?
17:51 Is that all?
17:53 I can do it.
17:55 Okay, but move away a little.
17:57 Watch me.
17:59 One, two, three!
18:01 Can he do it?
18:11 Son, son, imitate Diego again.
18:14 Like this?
18:16 Like this?
18:17 That's ugly.
18:21 That's enough, son.
18:22 Wait a minute.
18:24 I'm not angry.
18:25 I'm not angry.
18:28 I don't want to be Diego.
18:31 I don't want to be...
18:33 Hurry, hurry!
18:36 I'm almost done.
18:39 At least I didn't get to be beaten.
18:45 That's one, right?
18:46 I don't need to be a secret agent to know who won the "Bitoy's Funniest Videos"
18:52 because here it is.
18:54 The winners of "Bitoy's Funniest Videos" are being called by telephone or television.
18:59 Any announcement that is received by text is not allowed and is not recognized by GMA 7.
19:04 One, two, three.
19:06 My number three is...
19:08 Of course, the one with the balloon.
19:11 Number three.
19:14 My number three is...
19:15 Swimming.
19:19 And my number one, the winner is...
19:23 Diego!
19:25 Hey, you're the best!
19:30 So, we'll just stop here.
19:37 Don't worry because next week we'll see each other again here at BFB.
19:42 And while you're enjoying your night there,
19:44 I'll just kiss these two, okay?
19:47 You two,
19:50 I've been telling you for a while that when you're standing, put a little like that.
19:54 You're so insistent.
19:56 You're so annoying and your face, I told you to make it bigger.
19:59 Your eye shadow is lacking.
20:01 Come on, I have an over for you two.
20:02 You're here, okay?
20:11 Diego fooling around.
20:14 [Applause]
20:23 [Music]