When Edith and fellow residents begin to receive wicked letters full of unintentionally hilarious profanities, foul-mouthed Rose is charged with the crime.
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00:00 [VIDEO PLAYBACK]
00:02 [MUSIC PLAYING]
00:07 - Dear Edith, you Foxy S. old whore.
00:13 - Carry on.
00:15 - You really are a tricksy old fucker.
00:19 And you're a sad, stinky bitch.
00:22 - In the end, I think it's just jealousy.
00:25 - I think we know who it is.
00:28 - Love thy neighbor, and I tried, but--
00:30 - I'll get you in the ballsack.
00:32 - She's heinous.
00:33 - Edith, I didn't do it.
00:36 - I believe you may be charging an innocent.
00:38 - A woman police officer.
00:40 Oh, look, a flying pig.
00:42 - I've got a daughter at home.
00:43 Why would I risk it all?
00:45 - You want fucking in the nose holes, you old beetle.
00:49 - Beetle?
00:50 - Right.
00:53 - If you meddle in my case, these will be on your wrists.
00:56 [MUSIC PLAYING]
00:58 - In prison, Rose may find some kindred spirits.
01:00 - In prison?
01:01 - No, no, not the murderers or the rapists.
01:03 I'm thinking more the drunks and the queers, maybe.
01:06 Just trying to find a bright side.
01:08 - Oi!
01:09 You daft, old fucking slippery, old fucking dodger.
01:14 - Why would I send a letter when I can just say it?
01:19 - I'd probably say that you look like fucking Queen Victoria
01:21 shoved a fucking nettle up her fucking pussy.
01:23 - I don't know.
01:25 - You stink of cum and shit, and the cakes you make
01:26 look like they've fallen out of some fucking shit.
01:27 Fucking arsehole.
01:29 - Better.
01:29 [LAUGHTER]
01:30 [MUSIC PLAYING]
01:32 - I have a plan.
01:32 [MUSIC PLAYING]
01:35 We'll catch them in the act.
01:38 - What would your husband think?
01:40 - My husband is in a live race, so he's
01:41 not thinking a great deal.
01:42 [LAUGHTER]
01:43 [THUD]
01:44 [SCREAMING]
01:46 [MUSIC PLAYING]
01:48 - I like you, Rose.
01:50 - I hate her!
01:53 - You don't like the idea of me living in this house, do you?
01:56 - I'm going to lose her.
01:58 - We're not standing for it.
02:00 - I've had one now.
02:02 Everyone is going to know.
02:06 - It's German.
02:10 [MUSIC PLAYING]
02:13 - What?
02:15 (upbeat music)