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00:00 [Music]
00:10 [Music]
00:17 Have joined up with the Traveling Rodeo Show. Stop!
00:21 Coming through town tonight. Stop!
00:23 We'll drop by for a visit. Stop!
00:25 P.S. The sooner you quit reading this message and get to opening the golden door, the sooner we can get to a visiting.
00:32 Howdy, n-n-n-nephew!
00:34 Would have got here sooner, but it took forever to find a telegraph office in this day and age.
00:38 Don't give up my singing career to join the rodeo.
00:41 Even dusted off my old lariat and relearned my old rope tricks.
00:45 Yee-haw!
00:46 [Music]
01:01 Dad busted! Got a guitar string on you, nephew? I see one.
01:08 [Music]
01:16 Well, it sure is mighty good to see y'all, n-n-n-nephew.
01:20 It's a mighty lonesome on the road.
01:22 [Music]
01:30 What's wrong with this here c-c-c-critter? He gone loco?
01:33 All this mad cow disease can drive a man to penury.
01:36 He can't be too careful.
01:38 Let's just check this critter out for any other symptoms.
01:41 Well, looky that. The hooves is all as soft as a marshmallow.
01:46 This calls for a complete look-see.
01:48 Open up there, critter.
01:52 Gotta take a look under the hood to inspect your internal parts.
01:55 T-t-t-t-teticulars.
01:57 Oh, now some dang fool gone turned out the lights.
02:00 Good thing I brought along some matches.
02:04 There. Now I can see a little better.
02:07 [Music]
02:13 [Gagging]
02:18 [Music]
02:24 I guess it's the rainy season around these here parts.
02:29 Oh, dag-nabbit. All that humidity done shrunk my t-t-t-t-t-ten gallon hat down to a half pint.
02:35 Unfortunately for this poor critter, I got some bad news.
02:42 Judging from his insides, he's just about the sorriest specimen I ever did see.
02:47 I'm afraid we're gonna have to put him out to pasture.
02:50 Can't have this one infecting the rest of your herd.
02:52 Well, just fetch me a branding iron.
02:54 Tire iron?
02:56 Nine iron.
02:58 Well, there's more than one way to skin a c-c-c-cat.
03:01 Let me just have a look around your chuck wagon here to find some appropriate equipment.
03:05 Now I'm gonna show you how we do this down in the panhandle.
03:10 Oh, hang on a second, n-n-n-nephew.
03:21 I believe this critter's done had a miraculous recovery.
03:24 Back off of my critter.
03:30 Get your tie-y-yay, get along, little doggies.
03:37 Now, where'd that doggie go?
03:47 Was here just a minute ago.
03:49 Aw, there he is.
03:56 Get your misfortune and none of my own.
03:59 Get your tie-y-yay, get along, little doggies.
04:02 Woo-hoo! Now we're crunkle busted.
04:07 Get your tie-y-yay, get along, little doggies.
04:11 Get your misfortune and none of my own.
04:13 Get your tie-y-yay, get along, little doggies.
04:16 Get your tie-y-yay, get along, little doggies.
04:20 Now, where do you suppose that critter done got to?
04:30 How long about sunset?
04:33 That's when you want to be administering a little bit of Texas fingers to your livestock.
04:37 This is full of nutrition, ambition, sassafrass, and a touch of chili pepper to give it a little jip.
04:43 Hmm, maybe just a touch too much, Kip.
04:51 Yah-boo!
05:01 Now here comes a demonstrating a brand in this here critter.
05:12 This here's a newfangled laser-intensified branding iron.
05:16 I can adjust the setting so you don't feel a dad-burn thing.
05:19 Whoops! Where's the shut-off valve on this thing?
05:22 Ah!
05:23 Whoa there! I guess I should have read the instructions a little bit more.
05:27 Ah!
05:29 Ah!
05:31 Yep, we lose more doggies that way.
05:40 Well, Froggy went a-courting and he did ride a cram-bone.
05:45 Froggy went a-courting and he did ride a cram-bone.
05:48 Froggy went a-courting and he did ride the sword and the pistol by his side, a cram-bone.
05:54 That nebbet busted a guitar string right in the middle of the chorus.
06:02 Blah-ba-doodle-la-da-da-da-da-da-da-da. That's the hard part right there in the middle there.
06:06 Well, so long, n-n-n-nephew.
06:09 Don't forget to watch the rodeo show on TV to-t-t-t-tonight.
06:13 Thanks for all your hospitality.
06:15 Looky here, here comes my ride.
06:23 And now it's time for the Lone Star Rodeo's biggest laugh sensation, Uncle Pecos, the rodeo clown.
06:32 [laughing]
06:34 [singing]
06:40 Yah, doggie, come on!
06:43 Woo-hoo! Now we're bronco-busters!