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00:00 Ha ha ha ha!
00:02 Oh, tough guy, huh?
00:06 Yes, a tough guy. So what?
00:11 Okay, runt, you're hired!
00:18 Okay, boss, where do I start?
00:28 Up there, on the top floor!
00:32 Keep going!
00:40 Like this!
00:47 (tires screeching)
00:50 (splat)
01:14 (shrieks)
01:15 (whistles)
01:16 (whistles)
01:17 (tires screeching)
01:19 (panting)
01:23 Ah!
01:25 Hey, you! Get to work!
01:36 Oh, shut up!
01:38 What was that?
01:40 (laughs)
01:42 Hi, boss.
01:44 (thud)
01:45 Ha ha ha!
01:52 (babbling)
01:59 (babbling)
02:01 (babbling)
02:08 Get going!
02:12 (whistles)
02:13 How do you work this?
02:16 Look, I can't catch them.
02:18 How do you start it?
02:20 Come on, do something!
02:23 What's going on here?
02:25 (whirring)
02:27 That's it now. That's it.
02:41 (whirring)
02:43 So, now I start.
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03:52 Hey, you! Give me some cybers!
03:59 Yes, sir. Yes, sir.
04:02 (babbling)
04:04 (whirring)
04:07 (whimpering)
04:10 (thud)
04:12 (babbling)
04:17 (whirring)
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04:39 How are you, little...
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06:12 How to play golf.
06:18 Contrary to popular belief, golf is not a waste of time.
06:22 The transforming of city dumps, vacant lots, and civic eyesores
06:26 into beautiful greens and fairways
06:29 none justifies the existence of the game.
06:32 Out in the green open fields where a man can get away from it all.
06:37 Happily, the golfer chooses his club.
06:45 The modern golfer comes standard equipped
06:48 with a set of scientifically matched and balanced clubs.
06:52 A tee is used to support the ball.
06:55 The interlocking grip is extremely scientific.
06:58 The club is held loosely betwixt the thumb and forefinger of the right hand.
07:02 Place the left hand, palm open, facing away,
07:04 then slide the right hand below the left.
07:06 Now flex the thumb and close the palm
07:08 while moving the index finger over the lower thumb.
07:11 Once this grip is mastered, the golfer is in a position to hit the ball,
07:15 which is the object of the game.
07:25 The interlocking grip gives the golfer a virtually unbreakable hold on the club.
07:30 This is a divot caused by an incorrect swing.
07:44 Now let us analyze the correct swing by reducing the figure to its simplest form.
07:55 This diagrammatical figure clearly shows the symmetrical design
07:59 created by the path of action.
08:01 Note how the golfer completes the stroke with an easy, graceful follow-through.
08:06 This isn't as easy as it looks.
08:18 [Golfer whistling]
08:21 Perfect form requires delicate coordination of the hands, feet, arms, legs, elbows, nose, and mind.
08:34 And, oh yes, always remember, keep your eye on the ball.
08:43 [Golfer whistling]
08:47 The putt is the simplest of all strokes.
08:51 The ball is simply hit from here to here.
08:55 However, better golfers leave nothing to chance.
08:58 They consider all the elements, wind velocity, humidity, rotation of the earth,
09:03 time of day, temperature, drift indication, lay of the land, trajectory angle,
09:09 longitude, latitude, and a bit of mental calculation.
09:15 This routine completed, the putt can now be made with confidence.
09:25 [Golfer whistling]
09:31 Missing a putt is very aggravating.
09:35 [Golf ball hitting the ground]
09:39 [Golf ball hitting the ground]
09:41 The approach shot, or chip to the pin.
09:45 [Golfer whistling]
09:48 A ball incorrectly hit is known as a hook, slice, flub, dub,
09:56 or something which causes the ball to curve in flight and usually results with the ball landing in the rough.
10:02 [Golf ball hitting the ground]
10:07 [Golf ball hitting the ground]
10:09 The golden rule of golf is to play the ball where it lies.
10:14 The golfer is sometimes tempted to remove his ball to a slightly better position.
10:21 This is strictly forbidden.
10:23 Always play the ball where it lies.
10:27 [Golf ball hitting the ground]
10:33 Even in a sand trap, the golfer must obey that ironclad rule to play the ball where it lies.
10:41 This may prove a bit trying at times, but that is why golf is known as the character building game.
10:48 To lose one's temper on the golf links denotes a weakness of willpower.
10:53 Golf develops a man's best qualities.
10:59 He learns restraint, poise, dignity, and self-reliance.
11:06 [Golf ball hitting the ground]
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11:18 Always play the ball where it lies.
11:24 [Golf ball hitting the ground]
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11:29 Playing the ball where it lies becomes an obsession.
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13:03 Having covered the course, we come at last to the 19th hole,
13:07 where we join our friends in the proverbial bull session that ends a perfect day of golf.
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16:05 Good morning, sir.
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