MANODROME Full Movie
MANODROME Full Movie
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00:00 [music]
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00:37 [music]
00:43 Hi there, I'm Joe the dog.
00:46 Welcome to my house. It's great to see you.
00:49 You know what? It's great to sniff you too.
00:53 You're going to make so many animals happy today.
00:56 Farm animals and wild animals and
00:59 lots of my dog pals will be getting up close and personal with you.
01:03 They'll look at you, they'll talk to you, they'll even sniff you.
01:07 In fact, you'll have them eating right out of the palm of your hand.
01:11 In this video, we say please do feed the animals.
01:16 All you need is an apple, a bit of grass, a leaf, a dog treat, and a crust of bread.
01:23 If you don't have some of these things handy, don't worry.
01:27 You can just hold out your hand when the time comes.
01:30 Here's how this feeding business goes.
01:33 When you see the food picture, grab the food that matches the picture,
01:37 hold out your hand, and wait for your friend to eat.
01:41 You are going to have so much fun.
01:44 [birds chirping]
01:47 If you think it's a jungle out there, try being here for a little while.
01:52 We're about to embark on a wonderful wildlife safari.
01:57 One where you can see animals from around the world, and where they can see you too.
02:02 There's one now.
02:04 [music]
02:12 Oh, hello. Would you like to visit some of my giraffe friends today?
02:17 I'll take you to them, but first I'd like it very much if you could feed me a leaf or two.
02:22 I'm so hungry.
02:24 [eating sounds]
02:25 Ooh, sour. Stop!
02:29 All right, let's go visit my friends.
02:32 [music]
02:34 When giraffes get together, it feels like nothing but necks, necks, necks.
02:38 Especially when Jerry is around.
02:40 He is such a show-off. Just look at him.
02:44 A giraffe's neck may be really long, but did you know that it has the same amount of bones in it that your neck has?
02:50 Yes, just seven, but they sure are long ones.
02:54 Oh, Jerry.
02:56 [music]
02:58 Our necks help make us the tallest land animal in the world.
03:02 And this, my little cupcakes, comes in very handy for eating.
03:06 We need to reach high to get our dinner.
03:09 Yum, yum. Trees are my favorite food.
03:14 Did someone say food? I'm so hungry I could eat a tree.
03:19 Well, ciao for now, kids.
03:22 Speaking of ciao, I was just watching some antelope.
03:27 Would you like to watch them with me? Here they are now.
03:32 [music]
03:36 I don't like the way that lion is looking at me.
03:39 Why don't we take a look at some other antelope while I find a safer place?
03:43 [music]
03:47 Hey, stop sniffing me. Cut it out.
03:51 Oh my goodness, I'm so embarrassed. I think that will do it for the antelope part of the video. Cut!
03:57 I feel handsome, oh so handsome. It's alarming how handsome I feel.
04:05 I'm looking high and low, but I can't find any animal that is as gorgeous as I am.
04:12 Can you? Nope, I thought not. Nobody is as handsome as a peacock.
04:18 [humming]
04:25 I feel handsome.
04:27 [humming]
04:33 You know that peacock doesn't know true beauty when he sees it.
04:36 Actually, we warthogs don't have very good eyesight, you see.
04:40 But I know I'm a handsome fellow because my wife tells me that every day.
04:44 She loves me warts and all.
04:47 [humming]
04:55 Good day, mate. My mum is here somewhere and I'd like you to meet her.
05:00 Oh, there she is.
05:02 Oh, Joey, I'm having a bit of a scratch right now. Perhaps you could hop along and play, eh?
05:07 No problem, Mum.
05:11 Good day. I'm a Siberian tiger, the largest of all cats.
05:17 I've been known to eat up to 100 pounds of meat in one sitting.
05:21 That's about 400 hamburgers.
05:23 Mmm. It is now my pleasure to introduce to you some delicious, er, delightful creatures known as meerkats.
05:30 There they are now.
05:32 Hmm. That guy gives me the heebie-jeebies. Think, think, think.
05:37 Yes, I think I'll join my friends.
05:40 Oh, so good to see you guys.
05:43 Mind if I get a family hug?
05:46 [whistling]
05:47 Ooh, look at you. So tall.
05:52 I was just kind of wondering if, um, well, you're having fun. Are you? I sure am.
05:57 I think you'll enjoy what's coming up next, too. Hmm.
06:00 Whoa, I like your shirt. Are those buttons edible?
06:04 Hello there. So good to see you. I'd like to recite a poem about elephants.
06:09 I wrote it just for you. Are you ready?
06:12 I'm an African elephant, how can you tell? My ears are big and shaped like Africa as well.
06:17 Well, well, well. Well, well, well, well. Well, well, well. Well, well, well, well.
06:21 An elephant's skin is a sight to behold. It may be very wrinkled, but that doesn't mean we're old.
06:26 Swish, swish, swish. Swish, swish, swish, swish. Swish, swish, swish. Swish, swish, swish, swish.
06:30 Our trunks are amazing. They feed us like hens. There's lots to eat in Africa's grasslands.
06:35 Munch, munch, munch. Munch, munch, munch, munch. Munch, munch, munch. Munch, munch, munch, munch.
06:39 We're social and gentle and we like to play. When we're together, it's a really good day.
06:44 Play, play, play. Play, play, play, play. Play, play, play. Play, play, play, play.
06:48 I hope you enjoyed my little poem. Now I'll shuffle off and go back home.
06:53 [humming]
06:57 [humming]
07:03 Oh. Tweet. Stick? What stick?
07:07 Mama, a human child is watching me. Baba.
07:11 Oh, don't worry about it. You're a gorilla. Why don't you tell the child a little bit about us gorillas, okay?
07:16 Okay, Baba. A lot of people think gorillas are fierce and scary, but we're really very gentle and sociable.
07:22 In fact, we're veget-a-pog-a-tarians. Vegetarians.
07:27 That means we eat lots of leaves and fruit. No meat.
07:31 That's my Uncle Bob. He's very nice.
07:35 I personally wouldn't hurt a fly, although it might be kind of fun to catch one.
07:40 I love my Mama so much, just like you love yours. She's my pal.
07:45 Yuck. Wait up, Mama.
07:49 [sniffing]
07:53 Mmm. Yum. You smell marvelous.
07:58 It is now my pleasure, my friend, to sniff-- I mean to introduce to you my good friend, Peter Penguin.
08:05 Hey there, kid. Today's your lucky day. I got some extra time on my wings.
08:09 You want to come with me on a little tour of Penguin Land? Great. Let's go.
08:13 This is my house. Some say it's just a hole in the wall, but to me it's home sweet home.
08:17 And now we're coming to the house of my great friend, Peggy.
08:20 Come on out, Peg. Come on. Say hi to everybody. Come on. Hurry up.
08:23 Uh, hello? Who on earth am I saying hello to?
08:28 Okay, I'm going to go in for a little swim now.
08:31 Hey, watch me, everyone. This is really good. Is everyone watching? Are you watching, Peggy?
08:35 Watch me. Here I go. Whee!
08:39 Huh. Where did he go?
08:42 It's getting a little warm in the old condo here. I wonder where everyone is.
08:47 Ah, they must be at the swimming hole. I kind of feel like doing the penguin paddle myself.
08:53 One, two, three.
08:58 Hey, Polly. Glad you could join us. You too, Pat. Let's go hiking, huh?
09:04 A little bit of a bump there.
09:10 One, two. I'm going to do it.
09:15 Ooh, wee! Hey, where are we going anyway?
09:20 I don't know, but I hope we find some fish. I'm hungry.
09:25 Oh, hiking we will go. Hiking we will go. Oh, yes, sirree. I love being a leader.
09:29 My friends obey everything I say. Okay, everybody, stop while I scratch.
09:39 Huh. Where did everybody go?
09:44 I am a rhinoceros, and I love to get muddy.
09:48 Mud keeps me cool and protects my beautiful tank-like body from the sun's harsh rays.
09:53 But I am a special rhino, and I have a talent I think you will love.
09:58 I will show you what I mean. Follow me. This way.
10:02 [Rhinoceros whining]
10:09 Thank you.
10:16 Oh, there you are. Hello. Thank you for joining me.
10:21 Pardon the chewing, but I'm ruminating right now.
10:24 That means I'm chewing something I've already swallowed. Go figure.
10:28 Anyhow, today I am going to ruminate in another way about an animal that I and many others
10:35 consider to be the most truly amazing creature in the entire world.
10:39 You may have already guessed, because I know you're very smart. I do.
10:44 But I'm talking about me, the camel. Let's take a look at me, hmm?
10:49 The camel. Regal profile, hmm?
10:54 Everything about a camel is perfectly adapted to surviving in the hot, dry climate of the desert.
11:00 Why, we can even go an entire winter without taking a drink.
11:04 Dromedary camels, like my friends here, have one hump.
11:08 Tony, will you stand still a minute and model your hump for the boys and girls, please?
11:12 Sure thing, Sam.
11:14 Our humps are filled with fat, not water.
11:16 We can live off that fat until our humps shrink so small they flop over to one side.
11:23 Not a pretty sight.
11:25 Well, that's all the time we have today. I hope you've enjoyed...
11:28 Tony, that's enough posing, Tony boy.
11:31 But I love being on camera.
11:33 As I was saying, that's all the time. Tony, I'm going to turn off the camera now. Tony!
11:37 Go right ahead, but I'll warn you, my fans won't be happy.
11:40 Oh, you hairy dromedary.
11:43 Camels. Oh, howdy. It was becoming a zoo out there, so I've decided to take you to one of my favorite places, the farm.
11:51 Farm animals set my nose a-quiver.
11:54 Nothing makes me quite as giddy as the smell of a horse.
11:58 I'm crazy for horses. Any more horses around here?
12:02 Over here!
12:04 And I can't wait to get out of here. I'm going to get out of here and stretch my legs just a little bit, you know?
12:08 Mmm. Something sure smells good.
12:12 Yeah. Mmm.
12:14 Hey, that's you, kid.
12:17 You smell as good as an apple on a crisp fall day. Yeah. Mmm.
12:21 Finally, I'm free.
12:24 Oh, and I've got an itch I've got to take care of.
12:26 Oh, right there, right there.
12:28 Almost got it.
12:30 Here. Mmm. Mmm. Mmm.
12:32 Yes, oh, got it. I think I got it. I think I got it.
12:35 Get that one on the back. I think I got it. I think I got it.
12:38 Mmm. Boom.
12:40 Oh, that's it. Oh, man. One more. Oh, that felt good.
12:43 Oh, yeah. I'm on a roll now.
12:46 One more.
12:48 Yes, sir. Mmm.
12:50 I feel good.
12:52 [ Sniffing ]
12:55 Oh, you smell so good.
12:58 And you taste pretty good, too.
13:00 Since you have such good tastes, I think you'll enjoy what's coming up next.
13:05 His voice is so dreamy. Oh.
13:09 ♪ Baa, baa, black sheep ♪
13:12 ♪ Have you any wool? ♪
13:15 ♪ Yes, sir, yes, sir ♪
13:18 ♪ Three bags full ♪
13:20 ♪ One for my master ♪
13:23 ♪ One for my dame ♪
13:25 ♪ One for the little boy who lives down the lane ♪
13:30 [ Smooching ]
13:32 ♪ Baa, baa, black sheep ♪
13:35 ♪ Have you any wool? ♪
13:37 ♪ Yes, sir, yes, sir ♪
13:40 ♪ Three bags full ♪
13:42 Actually, Harry, you're brown, not black.
13:46 Actually, you're more rust-colored, but not black.
13:51 Get out of here!
13:53 Well, let him live in his nursery rhyme fantasy.
13:57 [ Groaning ]
14:00 You know, he gives me the woolies.
14:04 Hey, speaking of wool, take a look over there.
14:07 I'm gonna tell you something about wool.
14:09 Uh-oh, trance. I got some on my horn again.
14:12 Never fails.
14:13 Sheep get all the credit for wool.
14:15 But we goats make some of the world's most sought-after wool.
14:18 Wouldn't you just love to run and jump into a pile of that?
14:21 Goat wool comes in all kinds of beautiful colors and textures.
14:25 You can make a gorgeous sweater out of this stuff.
14:27 In fact, I'm wearing one right now.
14:29 Say, where'd Ralph go?
14:31 Oh, there you are, Ralph.
14:33 Now, that's what I call pulling the wool over your eyes.
14:37 Hey, do you know where the starting line for the sheep race is?
14:41 Anyone here know?
14:43 We're just following each other like a bunch of sheep.
14:46 Could someone please tell me where the starting line is?
14:49 Ah-ha!
14:51 Hey, wait for me!
15:06 Animal food. 25 cents.
15:10 Uh-oh, and I don't have a quarter.
15:13 And that food looks so good.
15:15 What's a goat to do?
15:17 I'm such a clever old goat.
15:20 Why didn't I think of this years ago?
15:22 25 cents. Ha!
15:24 I'm so itch, itch, itchy.
15:31 Oh, hello.
15:33 I'm just itching to tell you about what's going to happen next.
15:37 All I can tell you is to get your apple ready
15:40 because it's going to be fun.
15:42 Right, Fred?
15:44 Hey, kid.
15:48 That's an old goat joke.
15:50 Feed me, feed me.
15:52 Yum, yum, yum, yum.
15:54 Look, I'm being a cow.
15:56 Moo! Did you see that?
15:58 I look just like a cow.
16:00 Here I go again. Moo!
16:02 I never!
16:04 That was an insult to cows everywhere.
16:06 I can't believe that goat.
16:08 That wasn't a very good imitation.
16:11 I'm with Bessie.
16:13 I like that goat.
16:15 I wish I could eat like he did.
16:17 Well, you children at home,
16:19 it looks like one of our herd wants to be like that silly goat
16:22 and have a snack from your hand.
16:24 So if you have any grass,
16:26 now would be a good time to get it out
16:28 because I think she's very hungry.
16:30 I'm drooling. I'm so hungry.
16:32 Please give me some grass.
16:34 Oh, yum.
16:36 Delicious.
16:38 Thank you so much.
16:40 What more?
16:42 Yum, yum, yum.
16:44 I'm so full.
16:46 She never has had a very big appetite.
16:49 Eats like a bird, that cow.
16:51 Oh, hi.
16:55 We're just running around for food.
16:57 Pigs have a great sense of smell.
16:59 Yes, we do.
17:01 You smell great.
17:03 I want to sniff around a little more,
17:05 but sit tight so I can tell you a little more about us piggies.
17:09 Pigs are really quite clean animals.
17:11 I don't know why we have a reputation of being dirty.
17:14 Oh, yeah, the mud thing.
17:16 Actually, we wallow in mud to keep cool
17:18 and protect our skin from the sun.
17:20 Oh, and the mud feels so good, too.
17:22 Pigs love to run and play,
17:24 but we also love to sleep.
17:26 A happy pig will sleep most of the day away,
17:28 if you give him a chance.
17:30 [ snoring ]
17:32 Sweet dreams, piggy.
17:34 Okay, well, I'm going to sniff around a little more
17:37 and then try to find my 3 pals.
17:39 [ snoring ]
17:41 Where are they, anyway?
17:43 There they are.
17:45 Hi there.
17:49 Check out the sign Farmer John just put up.
17:52 It says, "Please don't feed fingers to the horses."
17:55 By the way, did anyone ever tell you
17:58 that you smell delicious?
18:00 Mmm!
18:02 Hello, children.
18:04 I'm Della Donkey.
18:06 This is my daughter, Dory.
18:08 Donkeys are kind of like horses,
18:10 but smaller and with very, very long ears.
18:14 What's that you say, Dory?
18:16 You hear some of the other farm animals calling us to play?
18:20 Let's go find them.
18:22 Oh, here's everybody.
18:25 Hey, there's Zenith the zebra.
18:27 Whee!
18:29 And Hannah with her beautiful horse coat.
18:32 Hee-haw!
18:34 Okay, I know what you're thinking, kids.
18:36 A zebra on a farm?
18:38 Shouldn't I be with wild animals?
18:40 No! I love it on the farm.
18:42 How many striped animals get to live on a farm?
18:45 Not many.
18:47 By the way, did you know that no 2 zebras
18:49 have the same stripes?
18:51 My friend Zazu is modeling her stripes for you.
18:54 A zebra's stripes are as unique as your fingerprints.
18:57 Thank you, Zazu. Nicely done.
18:59 Ha-ha! No problem.
19:01 Well, I've said a mouthful.
19:04 I see a silly goose over there.
19:07 I'm not silly. I'm just a goose,
19:14 as are these characters behind me.
19:16 Did you know that geese make great watchdogs?
19:19 We don't bark, but we sure can chase and hiss.
19:22 Listen.
19:24 Meh-meh-meh-meh-meh-meh.
19:26 Geese care a lot about each other.
19:28 When we find a mate, we usually stick together for life.
19:31 Looks like these geese are out on a double date.
19:34 And they have a lot to talk about.
19:37 Geese are pretty neat animals, aren't we?
19:40 Hey, I can almost see you in there.
19:43 Hello!
19:45 Now introducing a bunny
19:47 who's sure to tickle your whiskers.
19:50 Eee-oh!
19:52 Hey, what's up, Doc?
19:55 I always wanted to say that.
19:59 [piano music]
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20:23 [music]
20:51 I'm really tired. This looks like a peaceful place to have a nap.
20:55 [yawn]
20:58 [rooster crow]
20:59 Ahh!
21:00 [yawn]
21:03 [goat bleat]
21:04 Ahh! What's a guy gotta do to get a little sleep around here?
21:07 [goat bleat]
21:08 Hi, I'm a baby goat. They call me a kid. Are you a kid too?
21:19 [music]
21:22 Ah, life on a farm pond. Beautiful. Bucolic. Blissful.
21:28 [goat bleat]
21:29 He quacks me up. My favorite B word is bread. So if you have any bread you can spare, I'd sure appreciate a bite.
21:36 [goat bleat]
21:37 That was great. You know, he's right. Life on a farm pond really is the best.
21:42 Hey, I was just thinking, you know, if you got any more bread, well, you know. Do ya?
21:48 [goat bleat]
21:51 I'm such a lucky duck. Thanks, kid.
21:55 [goat bleat]
21:57 Look at me. I'm a big, giant llama.
22:02 Come along, dear. You'll be a big, giant llama soon enough.
22:05 Oh, Mama Llama.
22:07 Oh, hello there. I'm a camel.
22:12 Okay, that wink gives me away. Okay, I'm not really a camel. I do look like a camel, don't I?
22:18 Well, camels and llamas are close relatives, as you can probably tell.
22:23 Well, look at that stately profile. That regal muzzle.
22:27 Okay, my ears are like bananas, but otherwise a spitting image.
22:31 [goat bleat]
22:35 Speaking of spitting, I don't think it's fair that...
22:38 Anyway, I don't think it's fair...
22:42 As I was saying, it's not fair that we llamas have such a bad reputation for spitting at people.
22:49 If we're treated right, we generally don't spit at people.
22:53 Other llamas, yes, but not people. Not usually.
22:56 The idea that llamas just go around spitting on anyone they don't like makes me so mad I could spit.
23:01 Just an expression, kids. Pay no attention.
23:05 [goat bleat]
23:10 Oh, look, Sam.
23:12 Wow, a kid. Ooh, and I smell apple.
23:16 Whoa there, buddy. I smelled it first, right, kid?
23:20 Oh, yum. That does smell good.
23:25 Hey, as we say, check this out, kid. I've eaten all my hay and now it's time for dessert.
23:30 So you stay out of the way.
23:33 Oh, the nerve. He's so pushy.
23:36 You should feed your apple to the polite horse. That would be me.
23:40 Yoo-hoo, over here, over here.
23:42 Oh, smells wonderful. Yes, yes, I want that apple.
23:46 It's a vision of loveliness. I should know.
23:48 A horse's eyes can see almost all the way around his body, and we have the biggest eyes of any land mammal.
23:53 That means hardly anything escapes my vision.
23:56 So I see that you're going to give me that apple, yes?
24:00 And that means you don't get it.
24:05 Come on, kid, you can give it to me now while he's not looking.
24:09 Oh, boy.
24:13 Mm, you're the greatest. Thanks, pal.
24:19 I'm here at a huge park where dogs can be their doggy selves and run around without leashes.
24:26 It's like dog heaven here.
24:30 This park has sand and trails and ocean and great things to sniff and lots of fun dogs.
24:36 I just know you're going to love it here.
24:38 If you have a dog treat, be sure to have it handy, because a couple of my friends are bound to be hungry.
24:46 Hello, I'm Stanley, the Labrador Retriever.
24:49 Yum, yum, yum, you smell wonderful.
24:51 Buffy, Buffy, come on over here. It's me, my new friend.
24:55 I can't see a thing.
24:57 Hey, kid, your TV's all steamed up. How could that have happened, huh?
25:05 Ah, that's better.
25:07 Oh, I'm so special, one of a kind.
25:10 Oh, I'm so special, one of a kind.
25:12 Huh? Hey, wait up, you gorgeous creature, you.
25:16 Oh, hi. How are you?
25:20 You smell so good.
25:25 Who likes to play? Dogs love to play.
25:37 Oh boy, oh boy, oh boy. I'm ready for a dog treat.
25:44 Come on, you got more, you got more, I know you got more.
25:47 Come on, come on, I can smell them, I can smell them, I can smell them.
25:50 Give them, give me. Oh, oh, thank you, you're the greatest kid in the whole world.
26:02 I feel someone behind me.
26:05 What? Just another dog.
26:07 What? Whoa, another dog? Looks just like me.
26:15 I don't need a treat, I just want to sniff you and look at you.
26:18 You look like such a great kid.
26:23 Mmm, you made my day.
26:26 I smell Stanley the Steamer, I mean Stanley the Retreater. I can't watch.
26:31 So good to sniff you again. Hi, how are you?
26:33 Anything for me? Get a treat? Oh, thank you, thank you very much.
26:35 Thank you, another one? Oh, thank you very much. Oh, oh, thank you very, very much.
26:41 Hi, Sam.
26:43 Bye, Rolf.
26:45 Bye, Sam.
26:46 Bye, Rolf.
26:49 Hey, watch your sniffing.
26:52 Pee-yew, what dog breath.
27:03 Hey, know what? I learned a trick just for you. Watch me, watch.
27:07 Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey. Pretty good, huh?
27:13 Hey, kid, look at my ball. Can you see it?
27:17 Yuck, slimy, stinky. Thank heavens for this refreshing breeze.
27:22 Oh, look, look, look, look, look, look, look.
27:24 Oh, come on, I'm a good dog. Oh, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.
27:26 I'm a good dog. Come on, come on, come on, come on. I'm a good dog.
27:29 Kisses, kisses.
27:31 Hey, Stanley, that's too much slobber on the screen. We need a windshield wiper.
27:36 He did it again?
27:38 Hey, guess where I've been. The beach.
27:41 And I think Joe's going to be there right now with a friend. Let's go look.
27:47 Wahoo.
27:50 Oh, I love the beach. Rolling, digging in the sand. It's my favorite place.
27:56 I'm not big on swimming in the ocean, but my friend Nisha sure is. You should see her.
28:07 [music]
28:32 It's been a long and wonderful day. I'm pretty pooped. Ah.
28:40 Oh, there's no place like home. I'm one poop pooch.
28:47 What a day. I'm sure glad you spent it with me.
28:51 You're a lot of fun. Here's looking at you, kid.
28:56 [music]
29:17 [ding, ding, ding]
29:19 [music]
29:41 [music]