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00:00 (upbeat music)
00:02 (grunting)
00:07 (siren blaring)
00:23 (upbeat music)
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00:28 (grunting)
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02:35 (upbeat music)
02:38 (dog barking)
03:01 (upbeat music)
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03:06 (dog barking)
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03:32 (dog barking)
03:48 (upbeat music)
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04:22 (laughing)
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05:21 - We interrupt this broadcast to announce
05:25 that a dancing bear has wandered away from the carnival.
05:27 He is a trained bear and will dance if he hears music.
05:30 Do not be alarmed, he is harmless.
05:32 Contact your local police.
05:34 A big reward will be paid
05:35 for the return of the dancing bear.
05:37 (upbeat music)
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07:00 (upbeat music)
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07:15 (upbeat music)
07:27 (upbeat music)
07:29 (knocking)
07:42 (glass shattering)
07:45 (knocking)
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08:21 (upbeat music)
08:23 - Your attention please.
08:28 We interrupt this program to announce
08:30 that the reward for the missing bear has been doubled.
08:33 If you see this missing bear,
08:35 notify your police department at once.
08:37 (upbeat music)
08:39 (gun firing)
08:43 (upbeat music)
08:48 (gun firing)
08:51 - Good evening ladies and gentlemen.
08:58 This is your host at Melody Time,
09:00 bringing you six hours of continuous dance music.
09:03 (upbeat music)
09:05 (upbeat music)
09:08 (dramatic music)
09:19 - Poor Tom.
09:27 In a few minutes it'll all be over.
09:31 And for the first time since he met her,
09:34 he'll be happy.
09:35 (dramatic music)
09:38 Poor miserable, lovesick creature.
09:41 I suppose people will say I should have helped him.
09:44 I know.
09:45 But it's better this way.
09:48 I'll never forget that first morning when it all started.
09:52 If ever there were two true friends, that was us.
09:56 (upbeat music)
09:59 (upbeat music)
10:02 And then she walked by.
10:06 (upbeat music)
10:09 When Tom first saw her, I thought he'd flip his lid.
10:12 And he did.
10:13 (upbeat music)
10:16 From the very beginning there was a
10:23 strong magnetic attraction between us.
10:26 (upbeat music)
10:29 (upbeat music)
10:31 I tried to stop it, but it was no use.
10:40 (upbeat music)
10:42 Poor simple Tom, he was putty in her hands.
10:53 (upbeat music)
10:56 (upbeat music)
10:59 I'd never seen him so happy, or so much in love.
11:03 (gunshot)
11:05 (gun cocks)
11:07 But Tom had a rival, Mr. Butch.
11:10 (upbeat music)
11:13 (upbeat music)
11:22 (upbeat music)
11:24 Yes, Tom had a rival.
11:30 But this made him more determined than ever.
11:33 I appealed to him as a friend to give her up,
11:36 but he ignored me.
11:37 (upbeat music)
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11:52 Tom was desperate.
12:05 He squandered all his savings on jewelry.
12:08 (upbeat music)
12:11 (upbeat music)
12:16 (upbeat music)
12:18 (gunshot)
12:28 (gun cocks)
12:31 When the jewelry failed to impress her,
12:33 he signed away his life to buy a car.
12:35 312 monthly payments at 112% interest.
12:40 It cost him an arm and a leg.
12:43 But he willingly sold himself into slavery for love.
12:47 (upbeat music)
12:49 (car honks)
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12:56 Tom went downhill fast after that.
13:11 He started drinking.
13:13 (upbeat music)
13:15 The next step was the gutter.
13:28 (upbeat music)
13:31 (splash)
13:33 (splash)
13:39 Well, that's the story.
13:46 The story of a cat with a broken heart.
13:50 Too bad everybody doesn't have a girl like mine.
13:53 A girl that loves me and only me.
13:56 With every bit of her true blue.
13:59 Ever loving heart.
14:02 (upbeat music)
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14:09 [music]