TOM AND JERRY WİTH SPONGEBOB
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00:00 A kid in family entertainment!
00:02 What's gotten into him?
00:05 We can't have that kind of attitude in Hollywood!
00:10 Well, today is your lucky day, Irving!
00:19 Or should I say, new head of Globwobbler Studios!
00:26 Gosh! Head of Globwobbler Studios!
00:55 Well, how nice of you to get me a new home, since you wrecked my old one.
01:02 And while we're...
01:03 Tom! There's that mouse again!
01:06 Get that mouse out of our house!
01:08 Why, don't you stand there!
01:09 No, stop it!
01:11 Get going!
01:12 Come on!
01:13 Hurry!
01:14 Oh!
01:15 Get that mouse out!
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03:42 I leave you alone for an hour and you destroy my house?
03:46 And you!
03:49 You're no better!
03:51 You're false infected!
03:56 Yes! This could all be yours!
04:03 This fabulous mansion with all the amenities, located in the bucolic, exclusive surroundings of Pine Valley Ranch Hills Estates!
04:13 This multi-million dollar mansion overlooks the tranquil landscape of the Pine Valley Ranch Hills Estates Golf Course and the Pine Valley Ranch Hills Estates Cemetery!
04:23 This is the key that can open the door to your future as a person who lives in a really big house!
04:31 And it could all be yours if you are the winner of the fabulous Super Race!
04:36 GW Globwobbler's latest television extravaganza!
04:41 To enter this fabulous contest, participants must supply their own all-terrain vehicles and come on down to Globwobbler Studios in beautiful Hollywood, USA!
04:52 Only one spot remains.
04:54 Enter today!
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07:16 Now look, Clowno, your ratings are plummeting.
07:22 But I have an idea on how to juice your show up and pull your polka-dotted keister out of the fire!
07:27 You need a partner.
07:29 A partner?
07:32 Yep, an animal partner.
07:34 What, like a dog? A monkey? A parrot, maybe?
07:41 Irving!
07:43 Wheel in, Mr. Frisky.
07:45 Hey, I thought you kids show hosts liked animals.
07:53 We do, sir, but this, uh, animal looks a little dangerous.
07:58 Clowno, animals can sense negative vibrations, so get off that chair and say hello to Mr. Frisky.
08:07 I want you and Mr. Frisky to begin working up an act right away.
08:12 Good doggy.
08:14 [Screaming]
08:16 Get him off of me!
08:17 No, no, no!
08:18 [Screaming]
08:21 I'm a genius!
08:23 That bear's got talent.
08:25 Moxie, pizazz.
08:28 What's next?
08:30 Well, sir, if you'll remember, we are still looking for one more contestant to round out the field for the fabulous super race.
08:37 I need something crazy and wild. Something totally unexpected.
08:43 [Gasping]
08:56 [Screaming]
08:59 I'm out.
09:01 Action!
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09:32 This is the best stand area. These are all trained professionals, sir. Try better calls.
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09:48 My hat, Marie!
09:50 I'm on your back!
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10:06 [Grunting]
10:09 [Screaming]
10:12 What's this?
10:21 Well, from the looks of things, sir, I'd say they're here to audition for the remaining slot in the fabulous super race.
10:28 Is this some kind of a joke? A pussycat and a mouse?
10:32 This show is about crazy stumps and people putting their lives at risk for a big fat prize.
10:38 It's not a nature documentary. Irving, call security and have these two--
10:42 Sir, sir, it's--
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11:00 Who's the hostess of the creeps, sir?
11:02 He's the president of Hollywood. He's supposed to give you the creeps.
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11:16 Greetings, your kingfulness. Imperial speaker of Hollywood.
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11:27 Smile, Irving!
11:29 I'm terrified, sir.
11:32 Now you look, J.W. The girls and I overheard what you were saying about this cat and mouse.
11:39 Yes! They want to enter the race, sir. I was just about to call security and--
11:45 This is the greatest single idea for the fabulous super race show yet.
11:50 Good thinking, J.W. You're really on the ball.
11:55 Ah, yes, your sparkliness, thank you. I, um, was sure you'd like it.
12:02 From the looks of this pussycat, I'd be prepared to say he's the type that would stop at nothing to win.
12:09 Absolutely. It's genius. People love a rotten to the core villain.
12:14 Someone who'll do the things they only dream about in order to win.
12:20 Remember, J.W., when in doubt, always stoop as low as you can and appeal to people's basest instincts.
12:27 Gosh, thanks, your flashiness. Right again.
12:32 Well, our work here is done, ladies. Go forth, J.W. Globwobbler, and bring it in the ratings.
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12:44 Well, I guess there are two slots available. Boys, you're hot.
12:49 [Chuckles]
12:51 Yes, sign on the dotted line, boys.
12:54 This will be the greatest reality game show in the history of television.
12:58 A show like this could make me vice president of Hollywood.
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13:18 These two are awful, sir.
13:20 Yep, it's perfect.
13:24 [Music]
13:26 We're live!
13:28 Well, hello, everybody out there in television land, and welcome to the fabulous Super Race.
13:35 I'm Biff Buzzard.
13:37 And I'm Buzz Blister. We're here in beautiful Detroit, Michigan at...
13:43 [Mumbling]
13:46 We're here in gorgeous Hollywood, California.
13:50 That's right, Buzzer, the fabulous Super Race.
13:53 It should be more exciting than anything mankind has yet experienced in its brief time here on planet Earth.
14:01 And speaking of planet Earth, Biffster, that's just where our race is going to take place.
14:07 Right, Buzzatola.
14:09 The race begins here in Southern California and ends here in Mexico.
14:16 [Music]
14:19 And this is the Keiko that opens the door to our terrific prize, a huge giant mansion.
14:26 She's a beauty, Buzz.
14:29 And she will go to the winner of the fabulous Super Race.
14:34 Let's get down to the chips and meet our contestants right now.
14:42 You must be...
14:44 Steve Dirkly at your service.
14:46 And I'd like to say hello to all of my fans rooting for me, Steve Dirkly.
14:52 And might I just add that all the proceeds I will win in this race will be donated to my favorite charity.
14:59 And what might that be, Steve?
15:03 Me.
15:05 Well, I'm sure that warms the hearts of America.
15:08 Steve Dirkly, a true hero with a heart of gold.
15:12 Good luck, Steve.
15:14 Who've we got here, Buzzaroo?
15:17 Why, it looks like a cute old grandma.
15:21 She looks just as cute and nice and sweet and old as she could be, doesn't she, Blizz?
15:28 Why, thank you, sir, dear. I'm one of those who believes in you, you and me, you and me.
15:34 And I'm always gonna buy him a good clean bowl in honest competition.
15:41 Huh.
15:43 And who's this cute little fella?
15:48 Ah!
15:51 This is Squirtle. Oh, he's my whole world.
15:56 Squirty!
15:58 You cross my fingers, Buzz.
16:06 Animals just don't like you, Bizz. You've got to remember that.
16:11 Well, good luck, Grammy, and good luck, Squirty.
16:16 (Squirtle squawks)
16:35 And what is your name, sir?
16:38 Uh, I am Gorthon, Destroyer of Light.
16:43 I am a little nervous. I've never been on TV before.
16:46 Really? Well, you're on TV now. And where are you from, Mr. Destroyer?
16:51 I'm guessing from the outfit? Oakland, California.
16:55 I am actually from Niltor, near the outer alabaster tower in the Inner Ring of Green Fire,
17:00 in the dimension of darkness ruled by the slithering overlords of Creeping Dread.
17:04 Ooh, nice. And what do you do in Niltor, Mr. Destroyer?
17:09 I own a flower shop and a greeting card store.
17:12 I see. And I suppose you're looking for a shot at that big cash prize in that fabulous mansion, eh?
17:20 Yes, that would be nice.
17:22 One does grow weary of the soul-crushing darkness and endless screaming that fill the foul air of Niltor.
17:29 Mr. Destroyer, I'm curious. What exactly powers this strange-looking vehicle of yours?
17:37 It is powered by the anguish of a thousand doomed souls.
17:42 Sounds like Mr. Destroyer has a soft spot in his heart for the environment, folks.
17:49 Well, good luck, Gorthon, Destroyer of Light.
17:53 Thank you, Bear.
17:55 And you must be...
18:01 Hi! I'm Mallory from Watertown, Wisconsin. But everyone just calls me Soccer Mom.
18:07 Okay, Soccer Mom, and you're here in your souped-up minivan. Is that right?
18:12 Yeah. You know, between school and soccer games and my online retail business, I just found that I needed a hobby.
18:19 Fantastic, Soccer Mom. Your kids must be very proud.
18:24 Oh, yeah. Rufus, Gunter, Angus, and Shylock are all very proud.
18:29 All those boys must be a handful.
18:32 No, Angus is a girl.
18:34 Hi, kids! Don't forget to water the sheep! Oh, and no swordplay in the house while Mommy's gone, 'kay?
18:42 Well, as the French say, "Bueno el loco" to you, Soccer Mom.
18:48 And that brings us to...
18:53 I am Dr. Professor, a super-resourceful genius, and I will no doubt be the winner of this race.
19:02 As we all know, science is golden.
19:07 That looks like a pretty sophisticated piece of machinery you have there, Doctor.
19:13 Yes, it is.
19:15 And what kind of gas does it take?
19:20 And Tina, isn't that the most exciting?