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00:00 It was irresponsible!
00:01 Irresponsible.
00:02 Absolutely!
00:03 They spent, what, a trillion dollars plus countless man hours, not to mention political
00:08 capital trying to get one dude back from Mars?
00:12 Political capital?
00:13 It united the world.
00:14 Yeah, for a hot second.
00:16 But what if they failed?
00:17 Everyone would have been like, "Um, excuse me, you know there are people dying here,
00:19 right?"
00:20 People are always dying on Earth.
00:21 You can't change that.
00:22 But if you get the opportunity to bring back Matt Damon...
00:25 No.
00:26 Screw Matt Damon.
00:27 That's just harsh!
00:28 Dude, it costs an average of $1,200 to save a life.
00:31 What?
00:32 When you give money to charity, the ones that are actually going to save lives are the ones
00:36 that clean water and give out medicine and stuff, right?
00:38 Matt Damon's charity literally cleans water.
00:40 So when you factor in administrative costs and how many people would actually die without
00:44 help, that works out to $1,200 for life.
00:46 Okay, so what you're saying is you take a trillion and divide it by $1,200 and you can
00:50 save 833 million people's lives on Earth?
00:56 You just do that math right now?
00:58 I'm wicked smart.
00:59 I know.
01:00 It's just, you look like so dumb.
01:03 Okay.
01:04 Okay.
01:05 Checkmate.
01:06 Dang.
01:07 Boom.
01:08 Okay.
01:09 You really don't think they're sending anybody to save us?
01:31 I mean...
01:35 I'm sure they're doing what they can.
01:39 Within reason.
01:40 Yeah.
01:40 Yeah.
01:41 Yeah.
01:42 Yeah.
01:43 Yeah.
01:43 Yeah.
01:48 Yeah.
01:49 Yeah.
01:49 Yeah.
01:54 Yeah.
01:59 Yeah.
02:04 Yeah.
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