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00:00 along the way.
00:01 Let's see if they can solve the case.
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00:06 Thanks!
00:07 I'm so excited to be having like a little
00:09 Minecraft dinner with you guys.
00:10 It's gonna be the best!
00:11 - I know!
00:12 It's gonna be insane!
00:12 - It's gonna be insane!
00:13 - Finding a server is,
00:14 ooh, boy, what's going on with Zueydo's team?
00:15 - Dude, I'm not exactly sure.
00:18 Zane?
00:19 - It's fine, it's fine.
00:20 - Zane's here?
00:21 - Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:21 Hey guys, how you doing?
00:23 - Hey Zane, we're here!
00:24 - Yeah, good to see you.
00:25 Come on in, come on in.
00:26 Oh wow, real snazzy.
00:27 - I know!
00:28 - Look at this!
00:29 - You really went all out.
00:30 - Of course I did.
00:32 So what'd you guys bring?
00:33 - Oh my God, Zane, I brought cookies.
00:34 We're gonna eat all these cookies.
00:35 Look at that.
00:36 - Ooh, okay, okay, that's nice.
00:39 We can have that for dessert then.
00:40 - Wait, what?
00:41 For dessert?
00:42 - Well, yeah, yeah, these can be for dessert.
00:44 But you gotta see the main course though.
00:45 I have made a delicious meal of broccoli.
00:48 - What?
00:49 - Broccoli?
00:50 - Hey, that's what I'm talking about.
00:51 - I can't believe you have broccoli here today
00:53 because on account of, I also brought broccoli.
00:55 - What?
00:56 - Yay, broccoli!
00:56 (laughs)
00:57 - Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
00:58 I thought you said we were gonna have dinner
00:59 and have cookies?
01:00 - No, no, no, no, no, no.
01:01 We're gonna have a full course meal
01:02 made entirely out of broccoli.
01:04 This is my theme today.
01:05 - Everybody knows you gotta eat your veggies
01:06 before you eat your dessert.
01:08 Oh, come on.
01:09 - I brought those in the server.
01:10 - No, no, no.
01:11 - We made that in the server rules.
01:11 I can't believe, oh, traitor.
01:13 - Hello, hello.
01:14 - Hi, hello.
01:15 - Hi, Elmo.
01:15 - Hi, Elmo.
01:16 - Let's get cooking.
01:17 - Yay, we're gonna have broccoli for dinner.
01:18 - Hey guys.
01:19 - That's fantastic.
01:20 - Hey, hey, hey, hey.
01:20 - I figured you'd like it, Mac.
01:23 - Thank you so much.
01:24 - Be right back, be right back.
01:27 - Yeah, just wait until we get to the broccoli, Rob.
01:28 That's the good stuff.
01:29 - Okay, all right, I'm gonna go in here.
01:30 Guys, they are trying to make me eat broccoli.
01:33 Oh my God, I cannot believe this.
01:35 Look at this, look at this right here.
01:36 Do they think, ah, we wrote in the server rules
01:38 that we weren't gonna have any, no, no, no, no, no, no.
01:39 There we go, I'm throwing that in there.
01:41 I am not going to eat that, all right?
01:42 I am actually going to do something else, okay?
01:44 I gotta get out of this, gotta find it.
01:45 Wait a minute, this is a great idea.
01:47 I just happen to have a drawing for this occasion.
01:49 (laughs)
01:50 We have apped up, perfect.
01:52 Now I can escape here without them ever knowing
01:54 that I didn't want to eat the broccoli because--
01:55 I just fucking went, I thought this was a cookie party.
01:57 I was tricked.
01:58 Bam, just make it look like--
01:59 - Wait, is that the Guga sauce you've got going on
02:01 for this--
02:01 - Ah, it turns out it works really well.
02:02 - I'm gonna put this side back down.
02:03 - Wait, what was that?
02:04 - Wow, cheese and broccoli go so well together.
02:07 - I know.
02:08 - All right, so I'm surprised you didn't hear that.
02:10 They must have been too busy
02:11 with the broccoli in their ears.
02:12 All right, so I'm gonna show you guys
02:13 my super secret base, all right?
02:15 Basically, I just made it look like somebody took me, right?
02:17 So here is my secret base, and it's right here.
02:19 (laughs)
02:20 I can put a sign over there, and as you can see,
02:21 I have a doorbell here because if my other food gets here,
02:23 then I need to make sure I get it.
02:25 So, nobody's gonna notice this.
02:26 It'll be fine, it'll be fine, it'll be fine.
02:27 All right, perfect.
02:28 This is, ooh, there we go.
02:30 - He's gonna wait to see if they get here.
02:31 - You guys keep working, I'm gonna go check, yeah.
02:34 Zane, why don't we go check out Aphmau here?
02:35 - Yeah, she's been gone for a long time.
02:37 I'm wondering what's going on.
02:38 But Aphmau--
02:38 - I thought she was working up an--
02:39 - Whoa!
02:40 - Wait, what?
02:41 - Aphmau?
02:42 - Someone break in?
02:43 - Aphmau's gone, where's Aphmau?
02:44 - Aphmau's gone!
02:45 - And your house, your house is also gone.
02:47 - Yeah, what is happening?
02:49 - Okay, okay, okay, just calm down.
02:51 - Aphmau, where are you?
02:52 - How did this happen?
02:52 - Did you leave, like, were some creepers coming?
02:54 - What is this?
02:55 - Wait, wait, wait, everyone calm down.
02:57 - What is this thing?
02:58 - We have Aphmau?
03:00 (screams)
03:01 - Who, who?
03:03 Who's we?
03:04 (screams)
03:04 - Wait, I can't believe this.
03:05 - No, someone took her!
03:06 The floor, the rug has Aphmau, get it!
03:10 - It's the rug!
03:10 - It's the rug!
03:11 - It's the rug!
03:12 - It's the rug!
03:13 - One attempt to dig straight down later.
03:15 - That, that can't be it.
03:16 Pierce, you're the one that has to have done it.
03:18 - What?
03:19 - You told me that the rug done it to throw me off,
03:20 it was you!
03:21 - I was here with you the whole time.
03:22 I was, we were, do you remember?
03:23 We roasted and sauteed and pan fried and seared--
03:25 - Oh, come on, you know I can't see anything
03:27 with this hair over my eye.
03:28 How about you?
03:29 - Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.
03:30 - Pierce, how could you take Aphmau?
03:32 - All right, you slabs, now I know I can't trust any of you.
03:34 It could have been any of you that done this.
03:35 - What?
03:36 - I had a giant problem this summer,
03:38 and I am not gonna let whoever did this get away with it.
03:40 - I brought broccoli, mac and cheese!
03:42 - All right, I am going to weed out whoever did this!
03:44 - Oh, okay.
03:45 - Okay.
03:46 - But look, see, now everyone thinks I've been kidnapped.
03:48 Ooh, this is gonna be exciting.
03:50 (giggles)
03:51 All right, so all is going according to my plan.
03:54 Zane thinks that I've been kidnapped,
03:56 I don't have to eat broccoli,
03:57 and you know, things are going a little interesting.
03:59 I'm actually gonna set a few people up
04:00 to see what happens here.
04:02 So as you can see, I've already put out some signs.
04:04 I have Aphmau, they think I'm kidnapped,
04:06 and I'm gonna just kinda sneak around
04:07 and take this potion of invisibility.
04:08 (giggles)
04:09 Perfect.
04:10 Let's see, maybe if I put some more posters down,
04:11 maybe everyone will get--
04:12 - Oh my God, where could you be?
04:13 Every second she's gone, Konichi's in danger.
04:15 There's gotta be, wait, what?
04:17 That's the same sign.
04:18 And there's another?
04:19 Oh, wait a minute.
04:21 Noi, how dare he?
04:24 Noi, open the door!
04:25 - Just a minute, what?
04:27 Hey, Zane, what's going on?
04:28 - What are all these signs doing here?
04:30 Every one of these signs all around your house,
04:32 what are they doing here?
04:32 - Pyro marketing, maybe?
04:34 - I don't know.
04:35 - I don't even know what that means.
04:36 - They just showed up here.
04:36 - Of course they did.
04:37 You know what else just showed up here?
04:38 You did, you just showed up here.
04:40 Your house just showed up here.
04:41 - I live here, but--
04:41 - Your barn just showed up here.
04:42 Your sheep just showed up here.
04:43 (bell dings)
04:44 The sheep, I'm gonna interrogate them.
04:46 It's not normal to have orange sheep.
04:47 I'm gonna see what they know.
04:48 - No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
04:49 please, please, don't.
04:49 It's not shearing season yet.
04:51 - Where are you on the night of the 15th?
04:53 What do you know?
04:54 Aphmau, are you one of the sheep?
04:55 Just answer me if you happen to have that white,
04:58 what was that?
04:58 What was that?
04:59 - I hear something.
05:00 - It came from your barn, Noy.
05:02 Why do you have a barn all of a sudden, Noy?
05:03 - I've had that barn for a long time,
05:05 but I don't know why I know it's been coming from there.
05:07 It's been empty since I made dinner the other night.
05:09 - Since you made dinner, okay.
05:11 Now then, we're gonna get in there
05:12 and see what's in there right now.
05:13 I'm opening this door.
05:14 - There's nothing inside.
05:15 (screams)
05:16 - Aphmau, is that you?
05:17 - I don't, are you sure that's Aphmau?
05:19 - Aphmau, Aphmau, are you okay?
05:21 Wait, wait, that's not her.
05:22 - No, no, no, no, no, that's not Aphmau.
05:23 That's definitely not Aphmau.
05:24 - You sicko.
05:25 (screams)
05:27 This is a little weird, Noy.
05:29 - I don't know how they got there.
05:31 - Aphmau, are you in there?
05:32 Say something.
05:33 (beeping)
05:34 She would have said something by now if she was in there.
05:35 Okay, you're off the hook for now, Noy.
05:37 - Gee, thanks.
05:38 I'll check in when I respond.
05:39 - Yeah, yeah, but wait.
05:41 Mac was another suspect.
05:42 Gosh, this would never have happened
05:43 if I just didn't make Aphmau eat broccoli.
05:45 Mac, open this door.
05:48 Mac, are you in here?
05:49 (humming)
05:50 - Oh, hi.
05:53 - Mac?
05:54 - What are you doing here?
05:54 You didn't see me, did you?
05:56 - Explain yourself.
05:58 What was that?
06:00 - I see floor and a sunflower and a window.
06:03 - Hey, hey, don't you play smart with me.
06:04 Did you do it, Mac?
06:05 - No, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not.
06:06 - No, I'm lying.
06:07 Look, I'm just making sunflower ice cream.
06:10 God.
06:11 - You're making, what, what?
06:12 - That's it.
06:12 It's just a cold freezer just for ice cream.
06:16 See, see, nothing crazy going, I don't understand.
06:18 - You spend your entire time making
06:20 sunflower ice cream in your basement.
06:22 Do you expect me to believe that?
06:24 - Hey, I heard some yelling around here.
06:26 Anybody around?
06:27 What's going on?
06:27 - Bears!
06:28 - Wait, oh, hey, how's it going?
06:30 - Hey!
06:31 - Hi, wait, what are you doing down there?
06:31 Where are you guys hanging out?
06:33 - Someone is accusing me of doing
06:36 unspeakable things to Aphmau.
06:38 And I just have a secret ice cream collar, that's it.
06:41 - Secret ice cream house?
06:42 Well, I'm going in.
06:43 - Well, you have to admit, it's pretty suspicious.
06:45 Aphmau is still missing.
06:46 Then I find this trap door in your house.
06:47 What are you hiding?
06:48 What are you hiding?
06:49 - Wait, wait, ah!
06:50 - Hiding, hiding is the wrong word.
06:52 - What the heck is this?
06:53 - You're explaining things to me, you freeze right now.
06:56 - Bears, this took me so many hours on the server.
07:00 Oh my God, Bears!
07:02 - You booby trapped this thing.
07:04 - Wrong one thing.
07:05 - That's not suspicious.
07:05 - Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
07:10 - So, how do we get out of here?
07:15 - I don't know.
07:16 - I don't like your ice cream.
07:20 - Things are just getting super chaotic on the server.
07:21 It's super crazy.
07:22 Okay, all right, so let's see.
07:23 What's going on in everyone's house?
07:25 Is it, oh, who's that in my house?
07:27 Oh no, oh no, this is bad, oh no, this is bad.
07:28 All right, all right, all right.
07:29 Someone's in my house, someone's in my house upstairs.
07:30 They're not in my secret base.
07:31 They're in my actual house.
07:33 Come on, come on, zing, zing, zing.
07:35 Someone's in my house.
07:35 - Okay, okay, let's just go through this one more time.
07:37 - Huh?
07:38 - So, Aphmau's missing and cause is broccoli.
07:40 So we have a party, there's nothing but broccoli.
07:43 Aphmau goes missing because of broccoli.
07:45 And could it be broccoli people?
07:47 No, maybe potatoes.
07:48 No, no, no, grouping besides broccoli,
07:50 both vegetables, but still different setup.
07:52 Ice cream with Mac and then, wait, wait,
07:54 whoa, whoa, my house!
07:56 Someone doesn't want me to find Aphmau.
07:59 Wait a minute, wait a minute.
08:01 Her lights are on.
08:02 Wait a minute, Aphmau, I'm coming.
08:04 Okay, who's in here?
08:06 - Who is it?
08:06 Where, oh.
08:07 - Mac. - Oh, okay.
08:08 So Aphmau said that she was gonna destroy some broccoli
08:11 and I needed some more broccoli for my broccoli ice cream.
08:14 And so I was just looking at Aphmau's house
08:16 for the broccoli.
08:17 I swear, I don't believe that.
08:17 - Okay, okay, well that checks out.
08:18 But you know what else checks out?
08:20 Me catching you here in this house.
08:21 I knew it, you're the one that stole Aphmau away.
08:23 - No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
08:24 - And made it. - No.
08:25 - Well, how did you get in her house then, huh?
08:26 - I walked through the door.
08:27 - You walked through the door.
08:28 She doesn't leave her doors unlocked.
08:29 - You walked through the door.
08:30 - She leaves her windows unlocked.
08:31 So how did you break in all of a sudden like this?
08:33 I'm going to prove this if it's the last thing I do.
08:35 - Hey guys, what's the problem going on here?
08:36 What's happening?
08:37 - See, see, they walk right in, I walk right in.
08:39 That's exactly how this happened.
08:40 - Yeah, of course, Aphmau leaves her doors unlocked
08:41 all the time, I walk in here.
08:42 - No, listen, I am her BFF.
08:43 Of course I know how she runs her security in her house.
08:46 - Okay, but you know, we're all concerned.
08:48 - Okay, we're all concerned.
08:49 - What's going on, I didn't get that.
08:50 - Oh, hey.
08:50 - I'm Zane.
08:51 What are you guys all doing?
08:52 - Annoying cat!
08:53 - Aphmau is being kidnapped.
08:54 She's gone and none of you seem to care.
08:56 - Of course we care.
08:58 - I've been working so hard to try and find her.
09:00 (all talking over each other)
09:05 - Okay, Aphmau's been missing for like almost a day now.
09:07 - Yeah.
09:08 - Uh, yeah.
09:09 - And the person who seems to be screaming
09:10 and shouting and blowing stuff up around the lot
09:13 is this fellow right here.
09:15 - Oh.
09:16 - Oh, I see what you're putting down.
09:17 - Right in front of me, yeah.
09:18 - Uh-huh.
09:18 - Zane!
09:19 - What are you people looking at me?
09:20 - Stop protesting too much, sir, it seems.
09:23 - What are you doing with that message?
09:25 - How dare you?
09:26 It's not me, you dolt!
09:27 Aphmau could be eaten by broccoli people right now
09:30 for all we know.
09:31 I can't take this anymore.
09:32 I am leaving and I am going to figure this mystery out
09:35 without your help.
09:36 - But, but Zane.
09:38 - I'm the only one that has the brain capacity
09:39 to figure this out.
09:41 - Aphmau!
09:41 - Maybe if you're the one who took her in the first place.
09:43 - Bye, Zane.
09:44 - Aphmau!
09:45 - Man, I really need some like energy to think like this.
09:46 Good thing I ordered some food.
09:47 It should be here pretty soon.
09:48 Hmm, let's see.
09:48 Anything going on at any of the houses?
09:51 Nope, Zane's house is still exploded.
09:53 My house, I think, is perfectly fine.
09:55 And then my secret base is, wait, what?
09:56 (gasps)
09:57 (doorbell rings)
09:58 (gasps)
09:59 Oh no, oh no, this is bad.
10:00 Oh no, this is really bad.
10:01 Oh no, no, no, no, no, wait a minute, wait a minute.
10:02 I called, I called my door dash.
10:04 He can't, oh!
10:05 Wait, wait, wait, first off, is he looking for door dash?
10:07 Okay, whatever, whatever, whatever.
10:08 Oh my God, there we go.
10:09 I'm coming, Jenny, just calm down.
10:12 Calm down, I'm gonna open the door.
10:14 Hello?
10:15 - Ah, hello, ma'am.
10:17 Your meat lover's pizza is here for you,
10:20 courtesy of door dash.
10:21 - Thank you very much.
10:22 Yes, it's nice to leave the food here.
10:25 Can't you read with your young eyes?
10:28 - Young eye, specifically.
10:29 But I figured that you'd rather me hand it to you personally
10:32 instead of just sitting it on the ground
10:34 in the dirt and everything.
10:35 So would you like me to come in and sit this down for you?
10:37 - No, no, no, it's actually part of the dirt,
10:39 it's actually part of my diet, ma'am.
10:40 - Wait, hold on, hold on.
10:41 - Nope, nope, nope, you can't go in, no ma'am.
10:43 Okay, nope, you can't go in.
10:44 - Hang on a second.
10:45 - Can I have my pizza, please?
10:46 Are you gonna steal from me?
10:47 Can I please have my pizza?
10:48 - No, no, here's your pizza.
10:49 - Oh, thank you very much.
10:49 - Okay, but now, back to the important thing.
10:51 What was that thing, name,
10:53 listed on your wall on the inside there?
10:55 It sounds like a friend of mine, Aphmau.
10:57 Have you ever heard of her?
10:57 - Oh, Aphmau, yes, she's my, she's my grandma.
11:00 I'm great grandma of Aphmau, yes.
11:02 Grandma shark, doo, doo, doo, doo,
11:03 that's a good saying, guys.
11:05 - Aphmau's grandma shark, okay then.
11:07 Well, I'm sorry.
11:08 - I'm Aphmau's grandma, bye.
11:09 - Yeah, sorry to bother you, ma'am.
11:10 (laughing)
11:11 (record scratching)
11:12 - Wait a minute, Aphmau doesn't have a grandma.
11:14 Who are you?
11:16 Answer my question.
11:16 (laughing)
11:18 - Hello.
11:19 - What is going on?
11:20 What are you doing?
11:21 What have you done with Aphmau?
11:22 What is this place?
11:23 - You can let me out, right?
11:24 - We love Aphmau.
11:25 (laughing)
11:26 - Oh no!
11:28 (laughing)
11:29 How dare you, you, get back here!
11:32 I should have known the elderly were evil.
11:34 You're working with the broccoli people.
11:35 You're trying to let them eat her, aren't you?
11:37 (screaming)
11:38 (laughing)
11:41 I knew it.
11:43 - The broccoli people.
11:45 (laughing)
11:47 - What is this?
11:48 How did this get here?
11:48 - I know, we had waterfalls like this in our town.
11:49 - We're about to go inside, I'm on the case.
11:52 (screaming)
11:52 Ow, ow, ow.
11:53 - Oh, hey.
11:54 - I am no longer just Pierce, I am Detective Pierce.
11:57 And I am here to figure out both where Aphmau may have
12:00 disappeared to, as well as of course,
12:03 why there's a hole in this mountain now.
12:05 - Okay, I'm here, don't worry,
12:06 everything is under control now.
12:07 - Excuse me, sir.
12:09 - Yes?
12:10 - What are you wearing?
12:11 - I am wearing the latest fashion here, sir.
12:12 What are you wearing?
12:13 - I'm wearing the latest fashion, obviously.
12:14 - He needs a new bow.
12:15 - I wore it first before you did, bucko.
12:17 - Nah, I wore it first here tonight.
12:18 - No, I did.
12:19 Look, my tie looks cooler in this detective uniform.
12:21 - Nah, my tie looks cooler and more unkempt,
12:23 that shows just how good of a detective I truly am.
12:25 - It doesn't even matter, what matters is that we find
12:27 Aphmau and we try to find all the clues we need
12:28 to get through here.
12:29 - Absolutely, that's what I'm doing as a true detective, sir.
12:32 - I'm doing it because I can do it better.
12:33 - Well, we'll see about that.
12:34 It's our race.
12:35 - I'm gonna find more clues than you, sonny.
12:37 - Maybe we should follow them,
12:38 they seem to be lost in the hole.
12:40 - Whoa, wait, what's this thing?
12:42 - Pierce, what'd you find?
12:43 - I found a clue with my expert investigative skills,
12:46 of course.
12:47 It appears to be a small pig with a rainbow on its head.
12:50 - Wait, there's another one right here.
12:51 - I ain't kung fu, that's a specialty rare unicorn.
12:54 Only 15 of those are, oh, and there's another one here.
12:56 - There's another one over here.
12:57 - And another one here.
12:58 - Are you an expert on unicorns or something?
13:00 - I don't have one in this monocle, I mean,
13:02 I don't know, but things seem to be thickening here.
13:04 I mean, this is where it all began.
13:06 - Ooh, Zane, did you steal Aphmau?
13:08 - So strange that the new clues--
13:10 - I don't know why it's leading here.
13:11 I don't know why it's leading, don't worry about it.
13:13 No, no, no, no, don't open that door.
13:14 - Well, it seems that our detective work here's done today.
13:19 Get inside there, go, go, go, go, quick.
13:20 - Go, go, go, go, go, go, go.
13:21 - See, what did I tell you?
13:23 There's nothing in there, no issues.
13:25 - What?
13:26 - Oh, nothing here. - Go away, nothing here.
13:27 - Go away.
13:28 - It seems it's a cold dead end, friends.
13:30 We might have to find ourselves a new--
13:32 - Except there's a trap door!
13:33 - What, how did you find that?
13:35 I mean, good work.
13:36 - Zane, I mean, not that I have any trap doors
13:37 or anything, you guys should know anything about trap doors
13:39 or anything about that for no reason.
13:41 (all gasping)
13:43 - Zane!
13:44 - It's not what it looks like!
13:45 - This is a look, sir.
13:47 - All right, all right, I admit it.
13:48 It's exactly what it looks like.
13:50 I can get ponies, I love limited edition ponies.
13:52 But listen, if someone wanted to get close to me,
13:54 that means they would have wanted to kidnap Aphmau
13:56 and steal my rarest collection of unicorn ponies.
13:59 The one in that case is named Little Aphmau.
14:01 It's the rarest one I have.
14:02 - Little Aphmau, huh?
14:03 - Okay, well, this is utterly embarrassing,
14:04 but it still gets us no closer to where Aphmau is.
14:07 - Look at this, on my wall.
14:08 There's an iron armor, there's a diamond horse armor,
14:11 and then a gold horse armor.
14:12 - And vegetables!
14:13 - It just hit me.
14:14 - And vegetables, very important.
14:15 - Now, Kanek, do you know who I just realized
14:17 we've never checked this entire time?
14:19 - Oh, no, where is Robin?
14:22 - Ian!
14:23 - Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
14:24 We haven't checked out Ian?
14:26 - No, that's exactly what I just said!
14:28 - Oh, wow, what a really good idea, Noi!
14:30 I couldn't believe you only came up with that just now!
14:33 - Wow, wow, you're serious!
14:35 You should be Detective Noi!
14:36 - Yeah, you should be Detective Noi!
14:38 - Enough about that, get out of my room
14:39 so I can find Ian!
14:40 - Thanks, guys!
14:41 - I can see my butt, I know how to see my butt!
14:42 Get out of this, I'll have to go to Ian's house.
14:43 Ah, I know exactly what to do!
14:44 Ian, Ian, I'm coming in!
14:46 - What?
14:46 - Ian, oh.
14:47 - What?
14:48 - Hang on, I'm watching my shows, what?
14:50 - Ian, I have a favor to ask you.
14:51 Can you lie?
14:52 - Yeah, I can, wait, no.
14:53 - All right, look, Ian, I need you to lie for me, okay?
14:57 - Okay, wait, what's in it for me?
14:59 - Gold.
15:00 - Done, I'm in, I'm in, let's do it!
15:02 All right, all right, well, what am I lying about?
15:04 - Wait, wait, you need to say that I've been here
15:05 for like the past day, and we've been chilling out
15:07 and we're like best friends.
15:08 You're also not best friends or partners,
15:09 just think that out, actually.
15:10 - Okay, yeah, yeah, yeah, sure.
15:11 - Ian, are you in?
15:12 - Wait, hang on, sit down.
15:13 - Ian, are you home?
15:14 - Bust the door down.
15:15 - Man, I sure do love this show.
15:16 I got, oh, what are you guys doing?
15:18 - Audio, what?
15:19 - Hey guys.
15:20 - Aphmau!
15:20 - Aphmau?
15:21 - Aphmau?
15:22 - Aphmau?
15:23 - You're actually here!
15:24 You're all right, you're not kidnapped!
15:25 - But, what, Ian, what did you do?
15:27 Did you hurt her?
15:28 Did you harm her in any way?
15:29 - No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
15:30 - How?
15:31 - Stop it, no, go away.
15:32 How dare you accuse me of such things?
15:33 - Aphmau, we haven't seen you since,
15:35 since you ran off with--
15:36 - The broccoli?
15:37 - The broccoli?
15:38 I saved some broccoli mac and cheese for you!
15:40 - Oh my God, no, it doesn't expire, it's a day old.
15:42 You can't, you can't, no.
15:43 - Wait, you wanted to give her broccoli?
15:44 How dare you?
15:45 Don't you know that'll destroy her?
15:46 - She has to eat healthy.
15:48 She can't just keep eating cookies for every single meal.
15:51 That's not right.
15:52 - Now, how about this?
15:53 How about I give you cookies and then broccoli?
15:56 - That's not how it works, Ian!
15:57 - Maybe I can make broccoli cookies.
15:59 - Why is she here with you?
16:00 Answer that much!
16:01 - Because we're just hanging out, you know?
16:03 We're just, we're just friends.
16:05 (laughing)
16:06 - Or what?
16:07 - That's not, you know--
16:09 - We're friends.
16:10 We've always been friends.
16:11 - This sounds like something you guys do
16:12 to settle on your own.
16:14 - Pierce, get over here, you need to hear this as well.
16:16 - What?
16:17 - Yeah, I mean, we're such good friends.
16:18 - You're best friends with Aphmau?
16:20 - Let's go try out some making some broccoli cookies.
16:22 - Have fun, sort this out amongst yourselves.
16:24 - There is only room in this town for one best friend to hurt!
16:26 - Zane, what are you doing?
16:27 What are you doing?
16:28 Zane, Zane, put me down, put me down!
16:29 I do not appreciate--
16:30 (screaming)
16:32 - Oh.
16:33 - Wait, where did Ian go?
16:34 - Zane!
16:34 - Oh, stop the investigation!
16:36 - Where are you, Ian?
16:37 - We swore you were kidnapped, Aphmau, what happened?
16:40 - You could have just called me on my phone.
16:41 - I, what?
16:42 - Yeah, you could have just called me on my phone,
16:43 that's where I was.
16:44 - I, you had a, but what about your grandma?
16:47 She was evil!
16:48 - Do you know how grandma?
16:49 - You don't, but you--
16:49 (screaming)
16:51 - Um, so how's the broccoli, guys?
16:53 I think I'm ready to eat my broccoli now, let's go.
16:55 - It's delicious, but wait a minute, where's Zane?
16:56 - It's so good!
16:57 - Zane!
16:58 - It's roasted, and it's boiled and steamed,
17:01 it's every which way!
17:02 - This is broccoli ice cream for dessert, right?
17:04 - Yeah!
17:05 (cheering)
17:08 - Fine, I'll do it.