House of 1000 Corpses Episode 1
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Short filmTranscript
00:00 ( laughing )
00:03 ( screaming )
00:06 ( gunshot )
00:07 ( gunshots )
00:10 ( gunshots )
00:13 ( gunshots )
00:16 ( glass shattering )
00:18 - Hurry, fucking Moses!
00:19 Y'all get the fuck out of here!
00:20 - Hey, you clowny!
00:21 Keep your paws where I can see 'em!
00:23 - Here, don't move!
00:24 Or I'll blast the holes the size of a Kansas City watermelon
00:27 through your ugly ass bull's-own face!
00:29 - What the fuck is that supposed to mean?
00:31 - Go grab that other asshole out of the shitter
00:33 and drag his ass back in here.
00:35 - Right.
00:37 ( bell ringing )
00:39 - You miserable motherfucker.
00:40 I ought to jump over this counter
00:41 and bash your fucking balls in!
00:43 - All right, tippy, hand over the cash box
00:46 and I might leave your brains inside your skull.
00:49 - Well, I'll tell you what, ski king.
00:51 Why don't you just take your mama home some chicken
00:54 and then I won't have to stuff my boot all up in your ass!
00:57 - I don't like chicken, and I hate clowns!
01:01 ( music playing )
01:04 ( door opens )
01:06 - All right, let's get her on this.
01:08 Here, I got all this.
01:09 - Put that shit down!
01:10 - All right.
01:11 - Put it down!
01:12 - Fuck!
01:13 ( gunshot )
01:15 - That is it!
01:17 I'm gonna count to ten
01:18 and you're gonna hand over all the cash
01:20 or I'm gonna splatter your grease paint mug
01:22 across the state line!
01:24 One!
01:25 - Fuck your mama!
01:26 - Two!
01:27 - Fuck your sister!
01:28 - What are we gonna do?
01:29 - Hey, I know you.
01:30 You work at the hardware store, right?
01:32 Richard Wick, right?
01:33 - Shut your trap!
01:34 - Quiet down, both of you!
01:36 Three!
01:37 - Fuck your grandma!
01:38 - Yeah, I remember now.
01:39 All the guys made fun of you.
01:40 They call you Little Dick Wick.
01:42 - Shut up!
01:43 - Little Dick Wick, play with his brick.
01:45 Don't it smell? Just make you sick.
01:47 - Stop singing! I hate that song!
01:49 - Get your fucking mask back on!
01:51 - Go ahead.
01:52 ( laughing )
01:54 - Fuck it!
01:55 ( screaming )
01:57 ( screaming )
01:59 ( screaming )
02:01 ( screaming )
02:03 ( screaming )
02:05 ( screaming )
02:07 ( laughing )
02:09 ( laughing )
02:11 ( laughing )
02:13 ( laughing )
02:15 ( laughing )
02:17 - Most of all, fuck you!
02:19 ( gunshots )
02:21 ( music playing )
02:23 ( music playing )
02:25 ( music playing )
02:27 ( music playing )
02:29 ( music playing )
02:31 ( music playing )
02:33 ( music playing )
02:35 ( music playing )
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02:39 ( music playing )
02:41 ( music playing )
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02:45 ( music playing )
02:47 (upbeat music)
02:49 (upbeat music)