Trick 'r Treat Episode 2
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Short filmTranscript
00:00 - Daddy!
00:02 I'm back from trick-or-treating!
00:04 - Billy, shh!
00:06 Please be quiet.
00:07 - Why?
00:09 - Because you'll bother the neighbors.
00:11 Now go watch "Charlie Brown,"
00:13 and I'll be in in a minute.
00:14 - Charlie Brown's an asshole!
00:16 - Billy Wilkins!
00:18 Language.
00:20 - Oh.
00:28 [grunting]
00:31 [grunting]
00:34 [grunting]
00:37 [snarling]
00:40 [snarling]
00:43 [barking]
00:46 [snarling]
00:49 Shh, shh, shh.
00:51 [barking]
00:54 Wait. Hold on.
00:56 [barking]
00:58 [grunting]
00:59 Oh, come on. There you go.
01:01 [snarling]
01:04 [whistling]
01:05 Huh?
01:06 Mm, yeah.
01:08 Here you go. Go get it!
01:10 Shit.
01:11 [snarling]
01:14 [door creaking]
01:16 [grunting]
01:17 Spike!
01:19 [grunting]
01:21 [grunting]
01:23 [panting]
01:25 Spike!
01:27 Get your ass in here!
01:29 [panting]
01:31 Are you finished crapping or what?
01:33 [shrieking]
01:34 Who the hell is that?
01:36 [grunting]
01:38 I got an NRA membership in my pocket.
01:41 And a shotgun over the fireplace.
01:43 So get out of here before I--
01:44 - Mr. Kree.
01:46 Uh, Steven.
01:47 Steven Wilkins.
01:48 - Hey.
01:49 What in God's name are you doing down there, Wilkins, huh?
01:51 Hiding bodies?
01:53 [shrieking]
01:54 What'd you say?
01:55 [grunting]
01:56 Nothing.
01:57 It's--the septic tank is acting up.
02:00 Is that what that smell is?
02:02 I'm afraid so.
02:03 Then fix it!
02:04 It stinks like a dead whore out here.
02:07 I'm--
02:08 [grunting]
02:09 Trying.
02:11 [grunting]
02:12 Get your kid out of my yard!
02:15 Goddamn freak.
02:17 Happy Halloween.
02:21 Screw you!
02:22 [grunting]
02:24 [door slams]
02:25 [grunting]
02:30 Oh!
02:31 [grunting]
02:32 [grunting]
02:35 Daddy!
02:37 I want to carve the Jack-o'-lantern out,
02:39 but I need help with the ice.
02:41 In a minute, Billy.
02:43 And can I go to the parade with you later?
02:46 No.
02:47 Daddy has a date.
02:48 Um, we haven't done anything fun together.
02:52 How about if we make some caramel apples,
02:55 just like Grandpa used to?
02:57 How about that?
02:58 [grunting]
02:59 When?
03:00 After we carve the Jack-o'-lantern.
03:03 But you have to be quiet.
03:06 Okay.
03:07 [panting]
03:10 [grunting]
03:11 [slicing]
03:12 But don't forget to help me with the ice!
03:17 [whimpering]
03:20 [grunting]
03:21 [grunting]
03:22 [♪♪♪]
03:26 [♪♪♪]
03:29 (upbeat music)