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00:00 [MUSIC PLAYING]
00:02 It'd be an evil moon.
00:04 The stars flickered, and the mountain slept silently.
00:09 An old sheepdog sat on a rock watching his flock.
00:14 Not once had he lost a sheep.
00:16 Even when he slept, he could listen
00:19 for any possible danger.
00:21 Show yourself.
00:22 Ready!
00:22 Calling.
00:27 Oh, my god!
00:29 Are you trying to poison your mother?
00:31 No, of course not.
00:33 Think we have a winner?
00:39 I'll be rich.
00:41 Fuck, Freddie, why are you making us wait?
00:43 Why are you making us run back, Charlie?
00:45 I fucking warned you!
00:46 I fucking warned you!
00:49 Don't fuck with me!
00:51 One of the sheep approaches him and asks him,
00:54 so why do you guard us every night?
00:58 And the old dog said, because it's my job.
01:02 I, King Freddie, banish you beast from hell
01:07 with one final swoop of my blade!
01:13 You're a number five!
01:15 You look like Dougal.
01:18 The sheep ponders and asks another question.
01:23 So what is our job, then?
01:26 And the dog says, your job?
01:28 Your job is to give birth every year,
01:31 so your baby's gonna be eaten.
01:33 [SHEEP BLEATING]