Fortnite's Biggest Problem...
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00:00 Checking his watch dude.
00:05 Oh pom pom time?
00:10 Hello?
00:11 I knew I was getting blanks dude.
00:19 I have like this is such a bad first gun to get.
00:29 The ninja skin with the plunger dude.
00:40 Look how big this sword is.
00:42 It's so cool.
00:43 I love this pickaxe bro.
00:45 That's quite big.
00:46 All right what do we got?
00:47 Trash, trash.
00:48 Stop right there criminal scum.
00:49 Pizza time.
00:50 Pizza basically heals quicker and gives you five health.
01:01 Look at that see?
01:04 Oh the zone's here.
01:13 Checking his watch dude.
01:14 What time is it Tim?
01:15 Buff.
01:16 Oh pom pom time?
01:17 Hello?
01:24 I knew I was getting blanks dude.
01:26 I don't think this guy knows that I know where he is.
01:31 I'm so annoyed that I didn't hit that snipe.
01:45 Yeah bro I don't, dude you just don't, you can't, you just can't get away.
01:50 Just leave the lobby dude.
01:57 Oh hold up.
02:13 I refuse to die like that.
02:14 I'll just take it.
02:19 I got this guy one shot.
02:20 Get your ass back in this tub baby.
02:21 Oh this is a door I'm gonna do to you.
02:22 Come here.
02:23 Get in there.
02:24 Stop trying to open the door.
02:25 Who want to be dirty Dan?
02:26 I'm dirty Dan.
02:27 I'm dirty Dan.
02:28 Yeah I'm about to land my nuts in your mouth.
02:29 I'm gonna land my nuts in your mouth.
02:30 I'm gonna land my nuts in your mouth.
02:31 I'm gonna land my nuts in your mouth.
02:32 I'm gonna land my nuts in your mouth.
02:33 I'm gonna land my nuts in your mouth.
02:34 I'm gonna land my nuts in your mouth.
02:35 I'm gonna land my nuts in your mouth.
02:36 I'm gonna land my nuts in your mouth.
02:37 I'm gonna land my nuts in your mouth.
02:38 I'm dirty Dan.
02:43 Shut up.
02:44 Interrupt my impression one more time dude.
02:47 He's right underneath.
02:49 Oh he's like guiding us to the rift.
02:56 Isn't that cute?
02:59 Put me in there dude.
03:00 Yeah while we're in here dude.
03:07 There's one guy down.
03:14 He's right there.
03:15 He's right there.
03:16 I accidentally just dropped my fucking.
03:17 I got Santa Claus dude.
03:25 25 on the hill.
03:28 It's a double kill for you.
03:32 The other one was tagged for 100.
03:37 On you.
03:40 Oh I'm actually knocked.
03:44 I'm actually just knocked.
03:47 I don't know where his teammate is.
03:48 He's just shockwaving in.
03:49 I just got a one blunt.
03:50 I thought I had some g.
03:51 His teammate's coming up bro.
03:52 You are dog shit.
03:53 You are.
03:54 His team is coming up bro. You are dog shit. You are terrible
03:59 I'm out of here. I kid's face. Look at this guy. Yeah, I'm reloading. Yeah
04:19 All right, I have pizza you want to come here I always get pizza pizza time I'm not running up the hill
04:24 Eat my pizza, bro. Come here
04:27 I'm not he's one shot literally wanted to you wanted to be nice team. It's right in front of me
04:43 It's all about someone else giving you beaming the show to you. He's shop grabbing on you
04:48 Yeah, that's my boy. That's my boy real funny guy. I didn't wait. What the heck someone
04:53 He's up top wait, I got him ninja but nice
04:58 135 all hit fire by the way
05:04 I'm so talented. It's crazy
05:06 There's a guy player in front of me
05:09 It's 30 61 90 200 23
05:12 Bad
05:17 I
05:19 Don't know
05:21 One
05:23 Team is above me
05:26 23
05:28 After all after reload Oh
05:31 131 this kid is really not good
05:34 Right now
05:39 37
05:49 My god, I'm gonna take the guy flying in there. Yeah balloon. Oh, it's a guy the balloon right for us. That's him probably
05:54 Is that oh he's right here what this guy doing no, this guy's not real I
06:03 Killed him, but I'm getting shot from someone else. Oh, I see me's in a tree
06:10 31 to 293
06:14 61 yeah, okay
06:19 I
06:21 Don't know that's him
06:26 35 blue you can call you can break the tree
06:29 35 70 70 70 white the other guy. Yeah, I killed a teammate not him
06:37 He's already lagging
06:40 24
06:44 Well, this guy's literally
06:46 I
06:48 Just teammate on the open well the media
07:00 Yeah, I mean you have to it's like a three verse like
07:06 They're using rocket ramps they both just use rocket ramps disguise in the air ones in the air rotating is coming right toward us 30
07:13 I
07:15 Am 34 white
07:18 Under a down that guy
07:21 Okay, good job, are you good? Yeah, I'm good
07:25 You got your phone I've slurped
07:29 Same but no, no, he's a
07:31 100 100 but okay 100. Okay. I'm just gonna go for the guy in the bush. Keep shooting the bush
07:38 Anyone what back to bush? I'm actually I'm just gonna sit here like this
07:41 Before 34
07:46 I'm saying you want a pulse up I do
07:51 Over here
07:56 Looking to Thursday. They're looking there
07:58 I'm so good behind here
08:01 After love
08:08 It's true I did not miss a shot 150 damage on him. Where's your teammate?
08:12 Riders on right here zone
08:15 Back oh
08:18 My god
08:22 Hey, what's up? Oh, yeah
08:27 That's close to my right
08:37 Kill them
08:39 Tell me six. Oh my god this I can hear his heels. I mean
08:43 At this guy for a lot
08:47 Wake up wake up
08:53 And he's dead. Yeah, there's another one calling. Yeah, he's done. I'll tell the story
08:59 So after after Dallas, right?
09:01 like I just ain't extra days that I said record one stuff for complexity like Tyler and my family and my cousin and everyone
09:08 That's like an extra day and two hours later
09:11 Tim and then they're like, hey, can you come to and they told me the night before?
09:15 And I'm like, listen, I'm hanging out my family this
09:18 There's no way this was a real player
09:26 I
09:28 Killed Kelly Welly
09:40 Capturing I think over I
09:43 Killed Patrick my homes doing the single balloon doing the single balloon jump strap
09:47 Yeah, I'm on to as well. This guy's floating right above you. I
09:51 Said for 70 run me. They're gonna have to keep it until me. I'm dead. Yeah, I got him
09:56 He's on for the first
09:59 Of course, you speak after name. That's a man
10:01 Actually, I hope I hope I think I'm just dead this guy's not missing
10:05 When we um, Rosie probably said down to my loot
10:10 He probably has a but he probably is a better picked up my crown. He's on my body
10:14 Gonna land on the roof
10:17 the roof of my mouth
10:19 Oh
10:21, I'm ass
10:38 *Outro*
10:40 *Outro*
10:42 *Outro*
10:44 (upbeat music)