• le mois dernier
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00:00It's a 20 bomb, dude!
00:08Wow.
00:11I have no shame in running back and playing Reload if I don't like the season, but I'm
00:15going to give this season a fair shot, so.
00:17Five minutes later.
00:19I'm going to play Reload.
00:20I'm going to...
00:21Be a try.
00:22That's not true.
00:26There's plenty of seasons that I've loved at the beginning.
00:28I can think of reactions that I absolutely...
00:30You know what I mean?
00:31Like some old reactions where I absolutely just got geeking out over the season.
00:35Like the Gravity Hammer season.
00:36I loved the Gravity Hammer season.
00:38Fun, fun, fun, fun, fun, fun, fun.
00:48I sense no danger here.
01:14You know what, dude?
01:15I'm freaking...
01:16Alright.
01:22Man, we love that lag.
01:25Alright.
01:41Do you hear that?
01:45Who's that Pokemon?
02:08Chat, give me old...
02:16Chat, remember.
02:17If she don't talk to her, I don't want to talk to her.
02:26I'm joking.
02:27I'm joking.
02:28I'm joking.
02:29You know what's funny, dude?
02:30Think of how many relationships that...
02:46What's up?
02:48Can a log come up in your crib?
03:00This gun does feel good.
03:01I know it's low-key ass, but it does feel good.
03:10That was kind of nutty.
03:11Alright, I'm not going to lie, guys.
03:13I've hit this little banana like three times so far, and all I can think of is Legion trolling me.
03:29Oh my god, it's M&M.
03:31I'm just going to sit here and wait for my coin to scan.
03:46Gotcha.
04:02Danger zone!
04:08Drum mag, laser, muzzle break.
04:09Bro, I guarantee this thing slaps.
04:18Oh, it's so good, dude.
04:21Yo, you want to see some real speed?
04:28Now that was a boost.
04:31Now you really don't have to leave this much at all, do you?
04:45More of your charge away.
04:50GG, KaiKai, you little goofball.
05:01Here's the good news, guys.
05:02This guy is completely out of his jetpack.
05:06Or is he?
05:11Can't stop me.
05:27My boy's an idol.
05:32Oh my god, oh god!
05:56Oh, I gave that a little rimjob.
06:02Not where you want to be, bud.
06:17It's a 20 bomb, dude.
06:20How?
06:29It's a 20 bomb, dude.
06:34Wow, I dropped a 20 bomb with maximum overshields.
06:41I love pumpkin cream cold brews, dude.
06:43I will shove a pumpkin cream cold brew directly inside me, dude.
06:48And just...
06:52Whoa, brother.
07:00Yo!
07:01Pranked, baby!
07:10Go, go, go, go!
07:13Go, go, go, go!
07:19Bro, this guy's actually bodyblocking me and it's pissing me off.
07:21Oh, and there's a guy behind me.
07:24I was about to say I'm resetting, but I can't.
07:28Oh, John, what are you doing?
07:35Oh my god, you're...
07:37You are the worst player I've ever seen in this game, dude.
07:47Just a couple people here.
07:52Do I gun race this?
07:53Oh, I absolutely do.
07:55I'm better.
07:56You go check.
08:02I actually have no idea where this guy went.
08:07Bro, like...
08:08Dude, that?
08:09One shot on me, John.
08:10Just on me.
08:11You walk right past me.
08:15No!
08:17John, you're so bad.
08:20Kidding.
08:21I'm kidding, I'm kidding, I'm kidding, I'm kidding, I'm kidding.
08:22Let's land somewhere else.
08:27I have no idea where I'm looting.
08:29I just looted a cash register.
08:32I have no idea where I'm looting.
08:34I just looted a cash register.
08:53Oh, that guy's real.
08:58I'm getting pushed.
09:01I'm getting pushed.
09:06Ha, get fried, kid.
09:07Good job, teammate.
09:08Shoot his teammate.
09:11I had to reload.
09:12I had no more weapons.
09:14But I have faith in you.
09:22It is unbelievable how fast and how, like, the distance that you can close.
09:27Me and Ty do this in real life.
09:29What the...
09:30Bro, what?
09:32We're talking about, instead of us raising money, brother.
09:34You what?
09:39They're in here.
09:43On top, yep.
09:4531.
09:4728.
09:4940.
09:50Knocked.
09:53And he's dead.
09:55You kind of just did all the work there.
09:57I'm not going to lie.
09:58Good job.
09:59And boy, let me tell you, dude.
10:01I'm a bit of a problem.
10:05That's what I'm trying to get out of here.
10:08Chat, don't forget to use code NINJA in the item shop.
10:10Code NINJA in the item shop.
10:11Code NINJA in the item shop.
10:17God, just landing here just reminds me of how s*** the f***ing last season was.
10:21I'm getting mad just thinking about it.
10:22I need to leave.
10:26It's just green.
10:27SDK.
10:28Probably like five bucks.
10:30Heck yeah, bro.
10:31Thank you for the stack, dude.
10:33That AI just dropped me.
10:36Someone's here.
10:37I thought you were here with me.
10:38I'm dead.
10:51Let's go!
10:54Who's going to finish the more kills?
10:55The goat or Ninja?
10:57Got him.
11:01Chat, you see this?
11:04I'm going to say it's my skin.
11:05I'm selling it.
11:10Like awesome powers.
11:11The guy's one-shot.
11:14Oh, I'm dead.
11:15I'm dead.
11:16I'm dead.
11:17I'm dead.
11:18I'm dead.
11:19I'm dead.
11:30These AIs are hitting and it's pissing me off.
11:33I just got hit for 150 from an AI.
11:36I'm telling you.
11:37Some of these AIs are beaming.
11:38No joke.
11:39In the air from a mile away.
11:40No, I see the...
11:41Oh, wait.
11:46This guy's one-shot.
11:49Push that guy.
11:50The one that's healing.
11:58Dead.
11:59The one that's driving the car.
12:00Yep, I see him.
12:05Cracked.
12:0635 light.
12:07Just chase him.
12:09Oh, bro.
12:10They're the androids.
12:11They're using the android skins.
12:12It's awesome.
12:16You good?
12:17You get him?
12:18Another team right here.
12:20It's actually just one guy, so...
12:34How am I not breaking these tires?
12:38I'm just healing up when I'm ready to fight.
12:44Do you know where they are?
12:45Yeah, I think I know where this guy is.
12:49Unless he just quit.
12:50Unless he's hiding.
12:54Dang it.
12:55I didn't find him.
12:56And I scanned too.
12:58There's only one.
13:02Two solos left.
13:14His solo's behind me.
13:15How did I...
13:16Marked him.
13:19Bro, another AI.
13:20These guys are beaming.
13:22This guy hit me for over 60
13:23while flying through the air.
13:26That's like the third time
13:27that's happened to me today.
13:28In this game.
13:29How did I just take fall damage
13:31when I have Riz?
13:33I have Riz on, bro.
13:37What was that?
13:42You had one job, bro.
13:43To out-slay me.
13:44And you didn't.
13:45Get shit on.
13:46I ate two sandwiches during that game
13:48and still almost out-slayed you, bro.