THE EXPENDABLES 4 "Lee VS Gina Full Fight Scene" (2023)
THE EXPENDABLES 4 "Lee VS Gina Full Fight Scene" (2023)
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00:07:56 - Would you do me a favor and not drive in this lane?
00:08:00 - I gotta drive in this lane. - Why?
00:08:02 - 'Cause I got the pedal to the floor right now.
00:08:04 - So? - I can't go any faster.
00:08:06 - Let 'em go around you. - They are going around me.
00:08:08 - You're making me nervous. - They are going around me.
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00:08:22 - Shit.
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00:08:25 Stall 'em.
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00:08:31 - We haven't even reached downtown yet.
00:08:33 - I know.
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00:08:36 (laughing)
00:08:37 I told you this thing ain't gonna make it anywhere.
00:08:39 We can't even get out of LA.
00:08:41 - Have you had this thing checked out or anything before we--
00:08:43 - Oh, I mean, I had the guy at the service station look at it.
00:08:45 He said it was fine.
00:08:46 You know, he changed the oil, he lubed it.
00:08:48 We're inside the borders of the United States.
00:08:50 What can go wrong?
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00:09:29 - I've never been to Phoenix.
00:09:30 - I have.
00:09:31 - I tell you, when I fly into Phoenix,
00:09:32 I know exactly where I'm at.
00:09:34 'Cause you get all these old bros
00:09:35 with these fake suntans and these fake boob jobs.
00:09:38 And their faces that don't move, you know?
00:09:40 - Right.
00:09:41 - Those perpetual smiles.
00:09:42 - So that's why you date younger women.
00:09:44 - That's exactly why I date younger women.
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00:09:49 - Hey, we're almost there.
00:09:50 We get to the top of this hill, it's cookie time, baby.
00:09:52 - He's here?
00:09:53 - Yeah, right there.
00:09:54 Buddy of mine, a friend of mine, actually.
00:09:56 - A friend?
00:09:57 - Yeah.
00:09:58 - A friend of yours?
00:09:59 - Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:10:00 I talked to her after you came by the other day.
00:10:01 I talked to her.
00:10:02 I said we're gonna do this trip.
00:10:03 And dropped him by for the trip.
00:10:07 - Hey, she's good.
00:10:11 - So is she one of these youngsters?
00:10:17 - She's a nice gal.
00:10:20 She makes good cookies.
00:10:24 - And you refer to her as a nice gal?
00:10:26 - Yeah.
00:10:27 - Not a nice lady, a nice friend,
00:10:29 or a nice woman, but a nice gal.
00:10:33 So what are you doing, distancing yourself
00:10:34 from this woman, or what?
00:10:35 - No, I just, no, I'm not doing that.
00:10:37 No, I'm not doing that at all.
00:10:39 - So I'm asking you, who is this?
00:10:40 Tell me a little bit about her.
00:10:44 - Friend of a friend.
00:10:45 - How many women friends of yours make you cookies?
00:10:51 That's what I thought.
00:10:52 - You know what?
00:10:53 No, no, no.
00:10:54 Well...
00:10:58 Yeah.
00:10:59 - They're good.
00:11:00 - They're good, though.
00:11:01 - Go cook them.
00:11:02 - Yeah.
00:11:10 - You ever get lonely?
00:11:13 - I mean, lonely in the sense that I wish
00:11:15 I had somebody with me here.
00:11:17 Everyday, good, bad, indifferent, but somebody--
00:11:19 - Everyday?
00:11:20 - Yeah, the same person.
00:11:22 You get to know her smell, her attitudes, her moods.
00:11:25 - Usually when that happens, they're really--
00:11:27 - They're gone.
00:11:28 - It's over.
00:11:29 - I hear you.
00:11:30 - I guess some great advice here is to go from a buddy of mine.
00:11:34 He said to me, he said, "You know what?
00:11:36 "Wanna be happy?
00:11:39 "You need three girlfriends.
00:11:41 "You want a girl that you can go out and do stuff with,
00:11:43 "you know, you go to the theater or music or, you know,
00:11:47 "and then you have a girl that, you know,
00:11:49 "kind of is philosophical, spiritual kind,
00:11:52 "somebody you can actually talk to."
00:11:54 - Yeah, right.
00:11:55 - And then you got a girl that, you know,
00:11:59 she's not even sure what her day was, it's okay.
00:12:01 - Yeah.
00:12:02 - Special, physical, you know.
00:12:03 - I know her too, yeah.
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00:12:06 - Well, let me ask you a question.
00:12:09 A type girl comes along, woman comes along.
00:12:11 - Yeah.
00:12:12 - She has all three of those qualities.
00:12:15 She's easy to be with.
00:12:18 - Yeah.
00:12:19 - Fun, great sense of humor, great conversation.
00:12:23 She's gregarious with your friends.
00:12:25 - Yeah.
00:12:26 - Everybody likes her.
00:12:27 - Yeah.
00:12:28 - An intellectual or near an intellectual,
00:12:30 she loves the arts, she loves literature.
00:12:31 - Stop, stop, you're going too far.
00:12:33 - Right?
00:12:34 And in bed, you're glad to go to bed,
00:12:37 but you're also glad to see the sunrise in the morning.
00:12:40 - She make good coffee.
00:12:41 - Yeah, she make good coffee.
00:12:43 - And I'm still alive, it's for sure.
00:12:44 - And do I have the strength to drink it?
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00:12:48 - Yeah, now you got my attention.
00:12:50 - Yeah.
00:12:51 - So what would you do?
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00:12:57 - The old man is stumped.
00:12:59 (laughing)
00:13:01 But here's the other thing,
00:13:02 you gotta make sure that with the number three,
00:13:04 when you're in the throes of the passion,
00:13:06 you don't call out the wrong name.
00:13:07 - Number two.
00:13:08 (laughing)
00:13:09 - Does he look like number one to me?
00:13:10 (laughing)
00:13:13 - This one is good to call out, oh God, oh Jesus, oh.
00:13:16 (laughing)
00:13:19 - Any biblical, whatever, what is it, Bob?
00:13:21 - Any biblical.
00:13:22 - Any biblical.
00:13:24 (laughing)
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00:13:29 - Look at these things.
00:13:35 Amazing, isn't it?
00:13:37 And they're huge.
00:13:39 Look at these things.
00:13:41 Look at the size of it.
00:13:43 Look how much the world's changed since this thing was made.
00:13:46 (laughing)
00:13:47 - It's what we're looking at, you know what I mean?
00:13:48 - That's true.
00:13:49 - Look at this.
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00:13:54 - All right, favorite baseball player.
00:14:03 - What?
00:14:04 - Favorite baseball player.
00:14:05 - Who is it?
00:14:06 - Man, Maury Wills, easy.
00:14:07 - Oh, Maury Wills, I like Maury Wills.
00:14:08 - Yeah, because he'd get on base most of the time.
00:14:11 Junior Gilliam would come up next, Gilliam, right?
00:14:14 And work the pitcher, and Maury would get another base stolen.
00:14:17 - Yep, yep.
00:14:18 - Oh, man, exciting base.
00:14:19 That's when baseball was baseball.
00:14:21 - Let me drive.
00:14:22 - No, I'm driving, I'm good.
00:14:23 - No, I want to drive this time.
00:14:24 - I'm still feeling--
00:14:25 - You've been driving all day, I want to drive, come on.
00:14:27 - I'm driving.
00:14:28 - Hey, Oliver brought the bus to my house, I want to drive.
00:14:30 - Yeah, but you couldn't even back it out of my driveway.
00:14:32 Half the reason I'm here with you.
00:14:34 - Why, why?
00:14:35 - Because you're a shitty driver.
00:14:36 So I'm driving, let's go, come on.
00:14:38 - Fuck.
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00:14:53 - Look how fast the world is moving.
00:14:56 - I know.
00:14:57 - This is a semi-truck passing us on a hill.
00:15:00 - On a hill, right.
00:15:02 You're not in any hurry in this thing.
00:15:04 - No.
00:15:05 - It makes me realize how wound up I am, you know?
00:15:09 It's like...
00:15:10 - So now you see it's a good reason you came on this trip.
00:15:13 - You know what?
00:15:14 If you're gonna drag my ass to Phoenix,
00:15:16 we gotta get ourselves a good bottle of scotch.
00:15:19 Look how good.
00:15:21 A nice shot of scotch it tastes.
00:15:23 Once we get out of this relic.
00:15:25 - I'll tell you what, since you're doing the driving,
00:15:27 I'll buy you a good bottle of scotch.
00:15:29 - Elevation sea level.
00:15:30 - What is sea level?
00:15:31 - How can you be elevated at sea level?
00:15:33 - I was born in Louisiana, what do I know about waterline?
00:15:36 - You live below sea level.
00:15:37 - Well, that's why.
00:15:38 - Right.
00:15:39 - Phoenix, 241.
00:15:41 We're making time here.
00:15:43 - Oh, shit.
00:15:44 - 241 at 20 miles.
00:15:46 - No, no, no, no.
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00:16:50 - Hey, Augie.
00:16:51 I was in one hell of a drive today, man.
00:16:55 - Yeah.
00:16:59 - That shit takes longer every year.
00:17:04 - I know.
00:17:05 - Augie.
00:17:08 (laughing)
00:17:16 What the hell?
00:17:17 What is that?
00:17:20 (laughing)
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00:17:27 Hey, Augie.
00:17:44 Augie.
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00:18:42 - You sleep well?
00:18:43 - Like a rock.
00:18:45 And you?
00:18:47 - Not too much, no.
00:18:49 - Because of this?
00:18:51 - What the hell is that?
00:18:53 - It's a breathing machine.
00:18:55 It glows air.
00:18:56 I have sleep apnea.
00:18:57 Otherwise, I snore like a banshee.
00:18:59 Ask my neighbors, they'll tell you.
00:19:02 - Well, you're lucky you live alone, man,
00:19:03 'cause that thing is noisy.
00:19:04 - Well, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
00:19:08 I mean, that's all I can say.
00:19:09 - No, it's fine, it's fine.
00:19:10 - I'm sorry, I'm sorry you didn't sleep.
00:19:12 I'll drive today, okay?
00:19:13 So you can sleep in the car.
00:19:15 - Yeah.
00:19:17 Hey, I was just checking my emails
00:19:19 and I gotta get back to the,
00:19:21 I gotta get back to L.A.,
00:19:22 I gotta get back to the agency.
00:19:23 - Why?
00:19:24 - There's a thing going on.
00:19:25 Look, I checked the--
00:19:26 - We just left yesterday.
00:19:27 - I know, I know, I know.
00:19:28 But I gotta get back to this account.
00:19:29 - To be honest, I don't know what's going on.
00:19:31 - You should be on the road for almost a week or more.
00:19:33 - Yeah, well--
00:19:34 - What?
00:19:35 - I'm a little surprised we made it this far to begin with.
00:19:39 So I wasn't really prepared to be gone for a week or more,
00:19:42 to be truthful with you.
00:19:43 I took one look at that bus,
00:19:44 I just figured maybe downtown L.A.
00:19:47 is the most San Bernardino.
00:19:48 I never thought we'd get this far out of L.A.
00:19:51 - You know, I--
00:19:54 - You know what?
00:19:55 - I hate to admit this, I'm kind of embarrassed for you.
00:19:56 Did you really think all those things
00:19:58 after agreeing to go with me?
00:20:00 And you know why I wanna go?
00:20:02 It's not because I wanna sit in a bus for six weeks,
00:20:04 it's because I told you my friend asked me to do this,
00:20:06 and you agreed.
00:20:07 - Then let's, I tell you what,
00:20:08 we'll get on a plane, fly to New Orleans--
00:20:10 - It's not the same.
00:20:11 - And we'll do what you gotta do.
00:20:12 - It's not the same, Joey.
00:20:13 - But a couple days, we're done.
00:20:14 - It's not the same.
00:20:16 He asked me to drive it to New Orleans.
00:20:19 I'm embarrassed.
00:20:24 - I gotta get, look--
00:20:25 - And I guess I'm pissed too, really.
00:20:29 - Damn, man.
00:20:31 - Hey, I got an email from Lindsay,
00:20:33 and I probably should be back there--
00:20:35 - You know what?
00:20:36 Suddenly, I don't believe you anymore.
00:20:38 I'm gonna tell you the truth, I think you're lying.
00:20:41 To your eyes, eyeball to eyeball, I think you're lying.
00:20:45 Because of that fabricated story you fabricated,
00:20:49 I think you're lying.
00:20:51 You know what, call her.
00:20:52 I know, Lindsay, call her.
00:20:54 - Let me hear Lindsay say to you,
00:20:56 you have to get back.
00:20:58 - How does Lindsay know whether I need to be there or not?
00:21:01 - She's an assistant, she knows more about what you're doing
00:21:03 than you do.
00:21:04 - All right, I'll call Lindsay.
00:21:05 - Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, cancel that.
00:21:07 - What?
00:21:08 - Cancel it, just cancel it before it rings.
00:21:10 If she says she doesn't need you, we continue on.
00:21:14 - I'll talk to Lindsay.
00:21:17 - No, on speakerphone.
00:21:18 I know it has a speakerphone.
00:21:20 You can shoot down a satellite with that goddamn thing.
00:21:22 Let me hear it, come on.
00:21:26 Aha.
00:21:27 - Good morning, Justice Lefebvre's office.
00:21:29 - Hi, Lindsay, Joey here, how you doing?
00:21:31 - Hey, Joey, are you working from home again today?
00:21:34 - Hey, I was wondering about that,
00:21:38 the Scullin account, how's that going?
00:21:40 - What do you mean how's it going?
00:21:42 It's on hold, remember?
00:21:44 - Yeah, but did they take the storyboards,
00:21:47 did they look at them?
00:21:48 - Storyboards, Joey, we don't have storyboards.
00:21:50 They haven't even decided if our team's getting the job.
00:21:53 - Well, I'm not sure.
00:21:54 - They haven't even decided if our team's getting the job.
00:21:57 - Okay, very good, thank you.
00:22:03 - Okay, bye.
00:22:05 - Bye.
00:22:06 - You know what I'm gonna do right now?
00:22:13 I'm gonna take a royal piss.
00:22:15 You fuck.
00:22:17 God.
00:22:18 Goddamn.
00:22:22 - Take your ass back to L.A., shit.
00:22:25 Hey, you're never gonna make it through the--
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00:23:16 - 40 miles, not bad.
00:23:36 - Not bad.
00:23:36 - I looked down at the speedometer here
00:23:58 and it said 70, almost 75 miles an hour.
00:24:01 That sign that we just drove by that says
00:24:04 you're at the radar sign, it says 53.
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00:24:08 - Hey, baby, how you doing?
00:24:22 Yeah.
00:24:24 Those cookies were fantastic.
00:24:27 Yeah, they were great.
00:24:33 Okay, yeah, I gotta go, I gotta go.
00:24:34 Yeah, we're somewhere in Arizona.
00:24:36 Okay, I gotta go, bye.
00:24:38 - Hand me a water, will ya?
00:24:41 - Need to wash your pee-pee hands?
00:24:55 - Wash your pee-pee hands.
00:24:57 (laughing)
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00:25:03 - So what's in the box?
00:25:10 - I don't know.
00:25:11 I haven't opened it yet.
00:25:13 - You haven't opened the box?
00:25:16 - No.
00:25:18 - Well, let's open it.
00:25:19 - Because, no, I can't.
00:25:20 He wants me to open it when I get to New Orleans.
00:25:27 - So there's more to this trip every day.
00:25:31 What else is there you haven't told me?
00:25:34 - That's why I want you to go with me.
00:25:36 - So you don't know what's in the box?
00:25:38 - No, I don't.
00:25:40 When I open the box and find out what's there,
00:25:42 I would like you to be there with me,
00:25:44 because you're as dear a friend to me as Oliver was.
00:25:47 Can you handle that?
00:25:49 - I can't handle that.
00:25:50 - Can't handle that.
00:25:51 - No.
00:25:52 - It's too intimate.
00:25:53 - Oh, man.
00:25:54 (laughing)
00:25:57 - But you are my friend.
00:25:58 You are, you are.
00:26:00 - I feel that.
00:26:01 I appreciate that.
00:26:03 You know, I don't want to sound stupid or anything,
00:26:09 you know, but...
00:26:11 Everybody must have some sort of a blue bus trip.
00:26:18 You know, something they haven't done, huh?
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00:26:25 You're all right, my friend.
00:26:35 I love you.
00:26:37 You fuck.
00:26:38 (laughing)
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00:26:47 - Have some fun, man.
00:27:03 - Take your hand up slowly.
00:27:04 - Ooh.
00:27:05 - You look too aggressive here.
00:27:10 Be nice.
00:27:11 - No, stiffen your hand.
00:27:13 They're gonna bite your finger otherwise.
00:27:13 - Oh, Jesus.
00:27:14 - What happened to the tough guy I know?
00:27:18 - Oh, Jesus.
00:27:20 (laughing)
00:27:23 (squeaking)
00:27:24 - Uh-oh.
00:27:25 - Oh.
00:27:26 (squeaking)
00:27:27 - They prefer you, look at that.
00:27:28 (squeaking)
00:27:31 (laughing)
00:27:34 He's licking your scalp.
00:27:37 - Get that son of a bitch off my head.
00:27:39 That's all I got to say.
00:27:42 (laughing)
00:27:43 - I wish I had a camera.
00:27:44 - I'm good, I've had enough.
00:27:46 - So listen, are we gonna stay in really down home hotels?
00:27:49 - I'm picking the next spot.
00:27:51 - We'll talk about it.
00:27:52 - Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow.
00:27:54 Don't stop, don't stop, stop.
00:27:56 (upbeat music)
00:27:59 I know where I'm going.
00:28:07 - No, you don't.
00:28:08 - We got off over there.
00:28:09 We're gonna get back on over there.
00:28:11 We'll be back on the interstate.
00:28:12 I'm out of problems.
00:28:14 You have no sense of direction.
00:28:15 - Yes I do.
00:28:16 You can't even get to my house without calling for help.
00:28:19 - Okay, which way is north, dummy?
00:28:22 - I can see the god dang interstate from here.
00:28:25 Where's the under?
00:28:26 - You can't see the interstate from here.
00:28:29 We're lost.
00:28:30 - Let me drive.
00:28:31 Go back and ask that guy where we are.
00:28:34 (upbeat music)
00:28:37 (horn honking)
00:28:41 (water rushing)
00:28:44 - My cousin in Portland had his prostate removed.
00:28:47 And his number spiked all of a sudden.
00:28:49 He had his removed within a year.
00:28:52 It's not quite a year yet.
00:28:54 So he and his wife were just beside themselves thinking,
00:28:57 uh-oh.
00:28:58 - But you were pronounced clear, weren't you,
00:29:00 after all that?
00:29:01 - Yeah, I was.
00:29:02 But my number spiked after we found out about him.
00:29:06 So it really shook me.
00:29:08 - Got you thinking.
00:29:09 - Got me to thinking.
00:29:11 And I thought, you know what?
00:29:14 I'm in the third act of my life.
00:29:17 - Yeah.
00:29:18 - Right?
00:29:19 - He's in there, isn't he?
00:29:23 - He's in there, right.
00:29:24 - Exactly.
00:29:25 - So is he in there?
00:29:26 - I have no idea.
00:29:27 - Come on.
00:29:28 - Just don't turn on any fans when I open the box.
00:29:31 (laughing)
00:29:32 'Cause he'll be all over the place.
00:29:34 - No, no.
00:29:35 Come on, seriously.
00:29:36 - I don't know what's in the box.
00:29:37 - You haven't looked.
00:29:38 - I haven't looked.
00:29:40 - What if those were his ashes, dude?
00:29:43 - Could be.
00:29:44 (smooth jazz music)
00:29:50 - When I left Florida, I never looked back.
00:30:06 That old Dago shit, I didn't want to be part of it again.
00:30:09 All those family dynamics and things.
00:30:11 - What do you mean that old Dago shit?
00:30:13 What do you mean by that?
00:30:14 - One of my brothers was dating a gal who wasn't Italian
00:30:16 and they were having issues with him.
00:30:18 - Really?
00:30:19 - Yeah.
00:30:20 - Interesting.
00:30:21 - That's one of the reasons I left New Orleans.
00:30:22 - Because of that bullshit.
00:30:23 - Well, you got the white culture.
00:30:24 - Yeah.
00:30:25 - The Cajuns.
00:30:26 - Yeah.
00:30:27 - Creoles.
00:30:28 - Yeah.
00:30:29 - And the blacks are African Americans.
00:30:30 - Who can't claim to be Creole.
00:30:32 - And where do you fall in on all that?
00:30:35 - I don't fall into any of it, 'cause I hate it.
00:30:37 But I fall in on the Creole side.
00:30:39 'Cause my mother's family was mostly all Creole.
00:30:42 She had family members who became Paso Blanc,
00:30:45 meaning they passed for white.
00:30:46 They looked like they were white.
00:30:48 And I was in a place called the Seventh Ward,
00:30:51 where I grew up.
00:30:54 It was known as the Creole Ward of New Orleans.
00:30:58 - It was all Creole.
00:30:59 - Yeah, for the most part, yeah.
00:31:01 And all Catholics.
00:31:03 And most of the girls were virgins forever.
00:31:06 And all of the boys were virgins forever trying to get laid.
00:31:09 To virgin girls, they didn't want to give it up.
00:31:12 Very frustrating.
00:31:14 - Yeah, I met a Catholic Italian virgin once.
00:31:17 - Did you?
00:31:18 - Oh, yeah.
00:31:19 - Any luck?
00:31:20 Did you corrupt her?
00:31:22 - I think she corrupted me, actually.
00:31:24 - She corrupted you.
00:31:26 Free at last!
00:31:27 Free at last!
00:31:28 Thank God Almighty!
00:31:29 I'm free at last!
00:31:31 (laughing)
00:31:33 (upbeat music)
00:31:37 - Ay, ay, ay, ay, ay.
00:31:39 - Girl, girl, girl.
00:31:41 (upbeat music)
00:31:44 - Tiger Woods.
00:31:54 Absolutely the number one athlete in the world.
00:31:57 Maybe of all time.
00:31:58 - He's a golfer.
00:31:59 I don't consider those guys athletes.
00:32:02 (laughing)
00:32:03 Well, how about a soccer player
00:32:04 that never stops running?
00:32:05 - Yeah, okay, so he's running.
00:32:06 They're good, but they have all these other players.
00:32:08 - They never stop running and leaping and jumping.
00:32:10 - Yeah, he's got other guys he can count on on a bad day.
00:32:13 Tiger has nobody.
00:32:14 Tiger, what other athlete in the world
00:32:15 has changed his sport?
00:32:18 - Jackie Robinson, one.
00:32:20 - Well, he changed everything, didn't he?
00:32:21 - Thank you.
00:32:22 Yes.
00:32:23 Joe Louis, two.
00:32:25 - Okay.
00:32:26 - Should I go on?
00:32:27 - A couple of black guys, okay.
00:32:28 Tiger Woods, three!
00:32:30 - I understand who he is.
00:32:31 I say I admire him,
00:32:32 but it's the game of golf I have a problem with.
00:32:35 - You want to know about some trivia I heard?
00:32:36 - Yeah.
00:32:37 - You know why you play 18 holes of golf?
00:32:39 - Because you got nothing better to do.
00:32:41 - The reason that you play 18 holes of golf
00:32:43 is that when they invented the game,
00:32:45 for each hole they took a shot of scotch or whiskey.
00:32:49 And you know how many shots there are
00:32:50 in a fifth of whiskey or scotch?
00:32:52 - No.
00:32:53 - 18.
00:32:54 - No kidding.
00:32:55 - Yes.
00:32:56 - That's brilliant.
00:32:57 We should test that theory tonight.
00:32:59 - Well, we should, yeah.
00:33:01 I mean, you ever think why you don't play 16, 17, 21?
00:33:04 32, whatever, whatever?
00:33:06 - Don't go there.
00:33:07 Why do you have nine innings of baseball?
00:33:08 Why do you have four quarters in football?
00:33:10 - I don't know.
00:33:11 - We're going to test that theory.
00:33:13 - You know when I became a Dodger fan?
00:33:17 When I was about six or seven.
00:33:19 It was when I was playing in my grandmother's backyard.
00:33:23 My aunt, Lorraine, was listening to the broadcast
00:33:26 of the Brooklyn Dodgers,
00:33:27 and they were talking about Jackie Robinson
00:33:30 being acquired and playing.
00:33:32 That's when I became a Dodger fan.
00:33:34 We used to take newspapers and roll them up
00:33:37 very tight, about this wide, about, I don't know,
00:33:40 four inches wide, and take twine and roll it around,
00:33:44 roll it around, roll it around, roll it around,
00:33:46 and tie knots so that you had a solid object.
00:33:49 That was our baseball.
00:33:51 And we'd go in the middle of the street
00:33:53 and we'd draw a home plate or we'd put an old
00:33:55 garbage can down or whatever.
00:33:57 We just fielded any team we could field.
00:33:59 But we were playing baseball in our own way.
00:34:02 You know what I mean?
00:34:03 Because we played ball in the street all the time.
00:34:05 You got home from school, you threw your books anywhere,
00:34:08 and you couldn't get out there fast enough to play
00:34:10 until it was time to eat.
00:34:11 - That's true.
00:34:12 - And that's what we did.
00:34:13 - Exactly.
00:34:14 - George Carlin did a bit about raising kids today.
00:34:20 - Yeah.
00:34:21 - He goes, "Whatever happened to a kid who sat
00:34:25 "in the front yard with a stick?"
00:34:27 - With a stick.
00:34:28 - Right?
00:34:29 And he dug a fucking hole.
00:34:31 He doesn't even know why he's digging the fucking hole.
00:34:33 - Right, right.
00:34:34 - But he's sitting there and he's sitting there
00:34:35 and at some point he looks at the stick and goes,
00:34:36 "Why am I holding this fucking stick?"
00:34:38 And he's sitting there next to a hole with a stick
00:34:40 and he doesn't even know why he's there.
00:34:42 But he's been out there for hours.
00:34:44 - Right.
00:34:45 - Right?
00:34:46 Kids don't do that anymore.
00:34:48 - No, they don't.
00:34:49 I'm afraid not.
00:34:51 (soft music)
00:34:53 - Right now, probably the only place
00:35:20 on the entire planet that I can wear this shirt.
00:35:22 - I was about to say, it's a good color.
00:35:24 It's a good color on you.
00:35:26 - Yeah, well, don't get used to it.
00:35:28 (laughing)
00:35:30 - Welcome to New Mexico.
00:35:33 - The land of the children.
00:35:35 (laughing)
00:35:37 - Hot chili peppers.
00:35:38 - All right.
00:35:39 - Hot chili peppers and cold beans.
00:35:41 - Oh, shit.
00:35:42 - All right.
00:35:43 (upbeat music)
00:35:46 (laughing)
00:35:48 - My two brothers, Homer and Poochie,
00:35:50 were merchant marines, World War II.
00:35:52 - Poochie?
00:35:53 - Poochie.
00:35:54 - Some of the names, man.
00:35:55 Some of the names.
00:35:56 - You know, Boogie Red, Bebolo, Snag,
00:35:59 Ginky Binky Green.
00:36:01 Oh, there was Four Eyes.
00:36:02 There was Crip, 'cause he was crippled.
00:36:05 There was Lippy, 'cause he had a limp.
00:36:08 My cousin Donald, Duck.
00:36:10 My brother Wesley, 'cause he's got,
00:36:12 he's red, his red is his complexion.
00:36:14 Red, nickname.
00:36:15 Everybody's got a nickname.
00:36:17 - What was yours?
00:36:17 - Earthworm.
00:36:18 (laughing)
00:36:20 - Fuck you, too.
00:36:21 (laughing)
00:36:23 - Earthworm!
00:36:24 - Yeah, fuck you.
00:36:25 I shouldn't have told you that.
00:36:26 (laughing)
00:36:27 Fuck.
00:36:28 - All right, Earthworm.
00:36:29 - I wasn't thinking, you just came out.
00:36:32 - That's what you get for being honest.
00:36:34 God damn it.
00:36:35 - Why?
00:36:36 - 'Cause you're the guy,
00:36:37 they're afraid you're the stick thing
00:36:38 in the fucking hole.
00:36:39 (laughing)
00:36:41 - That's why whenever I heard
00:36:43 Louis Armstrong singing "Back to Night"
00:36:46 on the jukeboxes, I thought it was a song
00:36:47 about New Orleans.
00:36:49 'Cause he sings about Lottie Lincoln,
00:36:52 Sweet Lucy Brown, "Back to Night."
00:36:54 All those nicknames, I swear to God,
00:36:57 I thought it was a song about New Orleans, man.
00:37:00 - Yeah.
00:37:01 - Until I was grown and I realized
00:37:03 it came from a fucking opera written by these
00:37:05 German guys in 19-fucking-33.
00:37:07 - But all those guys were on their
00:37:08 street carousel roaming there.
00:37:09 - Absolutely, 'cause everybody had a fucking nickname.
00:37:12 - Yeah.
00:37:13 - Really.
00:37:15 (upbeat music)
00:37:17 - So the story goes that one day
00:37:19 somebody bet Wilford that he wouldn't
00:37:21 punch the next guy that walked to the bar
00:37:23 in the fucking jaw for five dollars.
00:37:25 I always think it was two dollars.
00:37:27 Wilford said, "You offered me, betting me two dollars,
00:37:30 "that I won't punch the next motherfucker
00:37:32 "that walked through that door in the jaw?"
00:37:34 Bet.
00:37:35 Wilford's standing inside the bar,
00:37:36 a Joey G.
00:37:37 The door opens and he hauls open it.
00:37:40 Cole Cox is the guy who walked through.
00:37:44 The guy stumbles onto the street and falls down.
00:37:46 It's his fucking nephew, Gerald.
00:37:48 (laughing)
00:37:51 He fucking Cole Cox and collected his money
00:37:56 and never fucking apologized.
00:37:58 Fucking, it was a bet.
00:38:00 (laughing)
00:38:03 (upbeat music)
00:38:06 Oh, speed limit 75, all right.
00:38:11 - Not to worry.
00:38:13 - We're doing 60, we're hopping.
00:38:14 - Yeah, not even.
00:38:15 - We ought to get a ticket just for the hell of it.
00:38:17 - You know what, I'm putting it to the floor right now.
00:38:19 - Put it to the floor, fuck 'em.
00:38:20 - Ticket and Demi, here we go.
00:38:21 - Let's get it, B.B., we're gonna get a ticket.
00:38:23 - Let's get a ticket.
00:38:24 (laughing)
00:38:26 (upbeat music)
00:38:29 - Ow, I'm flying!
00:38:40 70, 75, hell yeah.
00:38:43 āŖ Here we come, watch out now āŖ
00:38:51 āŖ Better run and hide āŖ
00:38:54 78, 78, 78.
00:38:58 āŖ They call us double trouble āŖ
00:39:05 āŖ And there ain't no lie āŖ
00:39:10 - Come on, baby.
00:39:12 84, I didn't think this thing was gonna get us to 84.
00:39:15 āŖ But we're gonna party āŖ
00:39:20 āŖ We're 'bout to lose our minds āŖ
00:39:22 - 84, and hold it, 84 and hold it.
00:39:25 84.
00:39:26 (laughing)
00:39:27 Get out of the car.
00:39:28 - I'm getting comfortable here.
00:39:29 - And a ticket.
00:39:30 - We may make this a habit.
00:39:31 This year, New Orleans, next year,
00:39:33 spring training for baseball somewhere.
00:39:36 - And a ticket in each state.
00:39:37 - And a ticket in each state.
00:39:38 - And a ticket, and a speedy ticket.
00:39:40 - And a ticket in each state.
00:39:41 - I'm actually looking forward to this whole
00:39:43 New Orleans thing.
00:39:44 I've never been there, you know?
00:39:45 - You haven't been there, huh?
00:39:46 Well, it's a place of, fuck it, let's drink.
00:39:51 - Does it?
00:39:52 - Yeah, there's a hurricane coming.
00:39:54 Oh, fuck a hurricane, let's drink.
00:39:56 - My last Christmas home with my mom,
00:40:01 I was in a den watching television or something,
00:40:03 and she was in the kitchen cooking.
00:40:05 - A Christmas gumbo, cooking it the day before.
00:40:08 - A big, huge pot of gumbo.
00:40:10 So I walked into the kitchen.
00:40:12 I said, "Hey, Ma, how you doing?"
00:40:14 She said, "I'm all right, baby."
00:40:16 I saw she was, "I'm all right, baby,"
00:40:18 and she's cooking and stirring a pot.
00:40:20 And I said, "Do you like Johnny Mathers?"
00:40:22 She said, "Oh, he has a beautiful voice."
00:40:23 I said, "Yeah, I know."
00:40:24 And I said to her, "You know what, Mom?
00:40:26 "People say that when I sing,
00:40:29 "I also sound like Johnny Mathers."
00:40:31 She's stirring a pot without even looking up.
00:40:33 She said, "Oh, boy, you never could sing."
00:40:37 It was like she said,
00:40:39 "Get me that jar of pepper up on the shelf."
00:40:42 You know what I mean?
00:40:43 The phone's ringing.
00:40:44 Answer the phone.
00:40:46 Hey, what do you do with that?
00:40:54 You know?
00:40:55 What do you do with that?
00:41:05 I always like to wonder
00:41:08 Born a free man
00:41:11 Been on this road
00:41:15 Since you don't know when
00:41:18 You may be more lost now
00:41:22 Than you've ever been
00:41:25 But you will find
00:41:29 Your way home
00:41:32 Again
00:41:36 It was in your mind
00:41:42 Go 'round the world
00:41:45 Make yourself a dollar
00:41:49 Find yourself a girl
00:41:52 If you come back wild
00:41:55 Now, this is a hotel, man.
00:41:56 Now, this is a hotel.
00:41:57 Not those shitholes you've been staying in.
00:41:59 It's a nice place.
00:42:00 I might give in on this one.
00:42:01 This is a nice place.
00:42:02 I might give in on this one.
00:42:03 This one looks like it has a little bit of history.
00:42:05 This is classic.
00:42:06 You know?
00:42:07 This is classic.
00:42:08 All right.
00:42:09 Let's check it out.
00:42:10 Hey, I don't want my own room tonight, you cheap...
00:42:12 You know what?
00:42:13 My only hope is they don't have a golf course.
00:42:16 I think they do.
00:42:18 There might be some bodies buried around here.
00:42:24 Well, first of all,
00:42:25 what was that lady saying about
00:42:26 there was a ghost or something up here?
00:42:28 Oh, Rebecca.
00:42:29 Rebecca, yeah.
00:42:31 "Pass at the Lodge in the early 1940s."
00:42:34 That's World War II, baby.
00:42:37 That is World War II, isn't it?
00:42:39 Yeah.
00:42:40 You were alive then, I wasn't.
00:42:41 I wasn't even a year old.
00:42:44 I was pooping in a diaper.
00:42:46 [laughing]
00:42:49 That's funny.
00:42:51 That's funny.
00:42:52 That's shit.
00:42:53 Let me ask you something.
00:42:55 What?
00:42:57 What took you so long?
00:42:58 30 years you guys wanted to do this.
00:43:00 My grandmother used to say everything happens for a reason.
00:43:02 So maybe this is the time I would really enjoy it.
00:43:05 And maybe the reason you came with me is because
00:43:07 this is the only time in your life that you could really enjoy it.
00:43:11 Well, I'll tell you what.
00:43:13 What?
00:43:14 Thank you, Oliver.
00:43:15 Yeah, thank you, Oliver.
00:43:16 Thank you, Oliver.
00:43:17 Our Mardi Gras float this year.
00:43:19 Yeah.
00:43:20 So you have floats too on Mardi Gras Day?
00:43:22 Crawfish races.
00:43:23 Crawfish races.
00:43:24 [laughing]
00:43:25 You don't think we're going to have an event not doing right.
00:43:28 When I was a kid,
00:43:29 I used to go out early and find a spot,
00:43:31 spread blankets,
00:43:32 and my grandmother would bake a ham that was,
00:43:35 I don't know, when I was a kid it seemed like this big, right?
00:43:38 And homemade biscuits and homemade pies.
00:43:40 And we'd spend the day on the neutral ground.
00:43:43 We didn't have a lot of money.
00:43:44 So our costumes were usually a jeans and a cowboy shirt and a straw hat.
00:43:47 We were cowboys for the day.
00:43:49 My grandpa, he was in the Cajun band.
00:43:51 He was in the Lake Charles Ramblers.
00:43:53 Every Saturday night we would go two-step and waltz.
00:43:55 Everything about Mardi Gras is just incredible.
00:43:57 I know.
00:43:58 It really is.
00:43:59 Do you miss New Orleans?
00:44:01 Absolutely.
00:44:02 Do you?
00:44:03 Everything about it.
00:44:04 [music]
00:44:25 So tell me,
00:44:27 what is this I hear about Rebecca the ghost?
00:44:29 We've got to go hear some Rebecca stories then, right?
00:44:31 Who's going to tell those Rebecca stories?
00:44:33 [music]
00:44:41 Do you refer to Rebecca as Rebecca?
00:44:45 Or as a spirit?
00:44:46 Or a ghost?
00:44:47 Or how do you?
00:44:48 She's Rebecca to me.
00:44:50 Really?
00:44:51 She's for real.
00:44:52 You're a believer.
00:44:53 Have you seen stuff out of the ordinary happen?
00:44:55 Oh, yeah.
00:44:56 [door opens]
00:44:57 [footsteps]
00:45:19 [music]
00:45:44 And she was murdered on this bed?
00:45:46 No, not on this bed.
00:45:47 It was in this room.
00:45:48 In this room.
00:45:49 Well, they never found her body.
00:45:51 They just found the blood.
00:45:52 Just found the blood.
00:45:53 Uh-huh.
00:45:54 [music]
00:46:24 [music]
00:46:39 Don't, don't touch me.
00:46:40 [footsteps]
00:46:49 She's been lonely.
00:46:53 [door slams]
00:46:53 [footsteps]
00:46:58 Hey, Joe?
00:47:00 Joe?
00:47:01 Hey, Joe, wait a minute.
00:47:02 Joe?
00:47:04 Joe?
00:47:06 Wait on me, please.
00:47:07 [birds chirping]
00:47:08 Joe!
00:47:09 What?
00:47:10 Wait.
00:47:11 What, are you fucking with me?
00:47:12 I, I, it was real.
00:47:14 What, what, you're clearly, what, you're, you're, you're...
00:47:15 Chandlin or something?
00:47:16 What the hell is that?
00:47:17 Never felt this before in my life.
00:47:19 I've had some strange experiences, my friend.
00:47:22 But never like this.
00:47:25 Really.
00:47:26 You're fucking with me, aren't you?
00:47:28 You're fucking with me.
00:47:29 You know what, I'd like to say...
00:47:30 You brought that girl tears.
00:47:31 You're fucking with me, aren't you?
00:47:32 I would like to say yes, but I'm not.
00:47:33 And I'm sorry about the girl crying.
00:47:35 But what happened in there was real.
00:47:37 That's it, man.
00:47:38 We're out of here.
00:47:39 Wait, Joe.
00:47:40 You're, you're not, you're not...
00:47:41 Joe, listen to me, man.
00:47:43 Joe.
00:47:44 Hey, you know what?
00:47:47 You know what?
00:47:48 What?
00:47:49 You can drive.
00:47:50 [scoffs]
00:47:51 Guess what, Joe, huh?
00:47:53 Hey, paisano.
00:47:54 I don't want to drive.
00:47:55 You drive.
00:47:56 I'm not up to it right now.
00:47:58 You've always wanted to drive.
00:47:59 I'm begging you to drive.
00:48:00 You drive.
00:48:01 [door slams]
00:48:02 [birds chirping]
00:48:04 Jesus Christ.
00:48:05 I didn't know you were a nut.
00:48:08 You're a nut.
00:48:09 [door slams]
00:48:10 I'm on a road trip.
00:48:12 Joe, wait, wait, wait.
00:48:13 Don't drive.
00:48:14 You're a relic of a boss.
00:48:15 Wait, Joe, Joe, Joe.
00:48:16 I'm a nut.
00:48:17 Joe.
00:48:18 What?
00:48:19 Count to ten.
00:48:20 Come on, baby.
00:48:21 Count to ten.
00:48:22 Two.
00:48:23 Ten.
00:48:24 Let's go.
00:48:25 [engine revving]
00:48:27 Come on, man.
00:48:32 Just pop the clutch.
00:48:33 Let's go.
00:48:35 All right.
00:48:36 Just pop the clutch.
00:48:37 Come on.
00:48:38 Thank you.
00:48:39 Let's get out of here.
00:48:40 You're a nut, man.
00:48:41 Watch it.
00:48:42 There's a car.
00:48:43 Whoa.
00:48:44 Slow down.
00:48:45 I don't want to stay in some spooky place, man.
00:48:50 Why did we even go there?
00:48:51 What were we thinking going up there,
00:48:53 spending the night at that place?
00:48:54 What?
00:48:55 It was just weird, man.
00:48:56 We went there because you wanted to go there, you fuck.
00:48:59 That's why we went there.
00:49:00 You know, you're uncomfortable with all that stuff, man.
00:49:07 All that stuff in New Orleans you're always telling me about.
00:49:09 I mean, that was weird, man.
00:49:12 Did you feel the way the room got cold?
00:49:15 That was weird, man.
00:49:17 You know what?
00:49:18 You're a nut.
00:49:19 I don't want to talk about ghosts anymore.
00:49:22 I grew up with that.
00:49:24 New Orleans is a superstitious place.
00:49:27 I've seen ghosts before.
00:49:29 Everybody in my family has seen ghosts.
00:49:33 I'm serious.
00:49:34 You're Italian.
00:49:35 You eat pasta.
00:49:36 That's all there is to that.
00:49:38 You see ghosts.
00:49:39 That's it.
00:49:40 Big deal.
00:49:42 So you've seen ghosts.
00:49:43 Oh, yeah.
00:49:44 I saw Abraham Lincoln.
00:49:46 You laughed, right?
00:49:47 Yeah.
00:49:48 I don't know.
00:49:49 I don't know.
00:49:51 Where'd you see him?
00:49:53 I was in the kitchen with my mother washing dishes.
00:49:56 And I looked up and standing in our bedroom was this tall white man.
00:50:02 He was dressed in a black suit, the long black coat.
00:50:07 And he had a stovepipe hat on his head.
00:50:10 I looked up and the image was there.
00:50:12 And I turned around to get another dish.
00:50:14 And I realized I'd seen something, right?
00:50:16 And I turned back and it was gone.
00:50:18 Now it was only years later when I knew who Abraham Lincoln was
00:50:22 that I realized that's the image I saw.
00:50:28 I grew up with my grandmother telling stories about ghosts.
00:50:31 And my uncle's telling stories about ghosts.
00:50:33 And my mother's telling stories about ghosts.
00:50:35 But ghosts are all over the place.
00:50:37 [music playing]
00:50:41 The show.
00:50:43 The show is on the road.
00:50:45 The road.
00:50:48 Let's pack it up and go.
00:50:49 Let's go.
00:50:52 This is the life we know.
00:50:54 The road.
00:50:56 The show is on the road.
00:50:59 [music playing]
00:51:17 You know what's really nice?
00:51:17 I gotta tell you.
00:51:19 Those gals were really nice.
00:51:20 Yeah, they were.
00:51:21 Right?
00:51:22 I like those two ladies.
00:51:23 Yeah.
00:51:24 Nice ladies.
00:51:25 And you know what?
00:51:26 What?
00:51:29 We still got it, man.
00:51:31 What are you talking about?
00:51:33 Brunette.
00:51:34 Oh, man.
00:51:35 I think she'd like you.
00:51:36 That could have been the beginning of a nice long weekend, you know?
00:51:38 No.
00:51:39 Really?
00:51:40 Yeah.
00:51:41 I think you still got it.
00:51:42 That Brunette, I think she's gonna like you.
00:51:44 I got it.
00:51:45 You still got it.
00:51:46 I got it.
00:51:47 I got it.
00:51:48 I still got it.
00:51:50 [laughing]
00:51:53 You got it.
00:51:54 You're jealous, aren't you?
00:51:55 You know what?
00:51:56 I gotta ask you one thing.
00:51:57 You're jealous, aren't you?
00:51:58 You're jealous, aren't you?
00:51:59 You got it.
00:52:00 You got it.
00:52:01 You got it.
00:52:02 You got it.
00:52:03 All right, leave me alone.
00:52:04 [laughing]
00:52:06 I got it.
00:52:07 I got it.
00:52:08 The show is on the road.
00:52:10 The road.
00:52:12 Let's pack it up and go.
00:52:14 Let's go.
00:52:16 This is the life we know.
00:52:19 The road.
00:52:21 The show is on the road.
00:52:24 [footsteps]
00:52:27 What are we gonna do?
00:52:34 Should we stay or should we go?
00:52:36 Let's go.
00:52:37 It's blowing hard, man.
00:52:38 It's going straight across.
00:52:39 This is not wind.
00:52:40 I used to walk to school in this.
00:52:42 Come on.
00:52:43 This ain't windy, brother.
00:52:45 Ten feet of snow.
00:52:46 And I'm not driving.
00:52:47 You are.
00:52:48 I'm telling you right now.
00:52:49 We're gonna be chasing this thing
00:52:50 all the way to New Orleans,
00:52:51 and it's gonna be the whole weekend.
00:52:53 I saw the weather map.
00:52:54 The whole weekend it's gonna be raining.
00:52:55 Ten dollars, it's clear.
00:52:56 Ten dollars?
00:52:58 It's all weekend long, pal.
00:52:59 Twenty.
00:53:00 We're going right into it.
00:53:01 Twenty.
00:53:02 You're on.
00:53:03 Twenty.
00:53:04 Twenty dollars.
00:53:05 All right.
00:53:06 Let's go.
00:53:07 But I'm telling you right now.
00:53:08 You're right.
00:53:09 Jump.
00:53:11 Easy twenty dollars, I tell you.
00:53:12 It's gonna blow.
00:53:13 It's gonna blow our ass around.
00:53:15 If I get blown around too much,
00:53:17 we're pulling over in a nice place
00:53:19 with some good skies.
00:53:20 You know there's more wind
00:53:21 coming out of your mouth right now
00:53:23 than there is blowing across this door?
00:53:25 Well, look at the skies out there.
00:53:26 There's nothing up there.
00:53:27 We're driving in right into it.
00:53:28 What are you gonna do stopping out there?
00:53:29 By the time we get there,
00:53:30 that won't be there.
00:53:31 By the time we get there,
00:53:32 it's gonna be August.
00:53:33 Well, whatever, but that won't be there.
00:53:35 Now I know why all the people
00:53:37 in New Orleans,
00:53:38 when there's a hurricane,
00:53:40 you guys just stay.
00:53:42 Because you don't believe anything.
00:53:43 You believe in ghosts.
00:53:45 Spirits.
00:53:45 Abraham Lincoln.
00:53:46 Dead broads that were screwed
00:53:48 in some lumberjack in a motel.
00:53:49 But you don't believe
00:53:50 we're driving into a storm
00:53:51 that I can see.
00:53:53 Those are just clouds.
00:53:54 That's exactly what I'm talking about.
00:53:56 That's my point.
00:53:57 Remember the elderly couple
00:53:58 sitting against the ball wall?
00:54:00 Yeah.
00:54:01 Two of them came out.
00:54:02 This lady had a Texas troll
00:54:05 that was plastic, right?
00:54:07 She looked at the bus,
00:54:08 and she said,
00:54:10 "Did you really drive that
00:54:12 from California?"
00:54:14 Whoa!
00:54:15 You feeling that shit?
00:54:16 I'm telling you,
00:54:17 we're driving into the storm.
00:54:18 Well, you calm down.
00:54:19 We had this when we left.
00:54:21 Look how fast
00:54:22 those guys are going.
00:54:23 I know.
00:54:24 You know what they're doing?
00:54:25 I bet they're out racing
00:54:26 the goddamn storm that's gonna hit us.
00:54:27 Or he'll be in chase.
00:54:28 Will you please--
00:54:29 Are we driving into it?
00:54:30 Will you please forget that?
00:54:31 Whoa!
00:54:32 Fucking storm!
00:54:33 Where the hell are you taking me?
00:54:34 I want out!
00:54:36 We'd be in Texas.
00:54:37 Get me the hell out of here!
00:54:38 We'd be in Texas, baby.
00:54:40 Oh, my God.
00:54:41 You need a fucking babushka
00:54:42 on your head, you know that?
00:54:43 I can't remember the word "babushka."
00:54:45 Did she?
00:54:46 No.
00:54:47 [laughing]
00:54:49 This gal's a pig.
00:55:03 This gal?
00:55:04 Yeah.
00:55:07 This gal have a name?
00:55:09 Yeah, she's got a name.
00:55:12 I get a call like at 2 in the morning.
00:55:16 Right.
00:55:17 Right?
00:55:18 And it's her.
00:55:20 She goes, "What are you doing?"
00:55:22 I go, "I'm sleeping."
00:55:24 She says, "I'm about ready to take
00:55:26 "a fresh loaf of homemade bread
00:55:28 "out of the oven."
00:55:30 It's 2 o'clock in the morning.
00:55:32 She called, did she tell you that?
00:55:34 Right.
00:55:35 She says, "If you come over,
00:55:36 "I'll cut you a warm slice
00:55:37 "of butter and honey."
00:55:39 You're lying.
00:55:40 No.
00:55:41 So I went over there, man,
00:55:45 to put this loaf of bread
00:55:48 on a nice wood cutting board,
00:55:50 you know, cut it.
00:55:53 Steam came up.
00:55:55 We ate bread for about an hour.
00:55:59 And it was magnificent.
00:56:04 But she's still called a gal.
00:56:07 She's a great gal.
00:56:08 I got a gal.
00:56:09 I got a gal.
00:56:10 Her name is Sue.
00:56:11 How's that go?
00:56:12 I don't know.
00:56:13 You know what?
00:56:14 I never could frickin' sing.
00:56:15 I could never sing.
00:56:16 Like right there.
00:56:17 I got a gal.
00:56:18 Her name is Sue.
00:56:19 Everybody can sing, man.
00:56:20 No, but you can sing.
00:56:21 You got a sweet voice.
00:56:22 You got a sweet, sweet voice.
00:56:23 You and I were just singing
00:56:24 together, Joey.
00:56:25 Yeah.
00:56:26 Don't you realize that?
00:56:27 We were singing.
00:56:28 It was fun, man.
00:56:29 It was actually fun.
00:56:30 It was good.
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00:57:26 [music]
00:57:30 See that over there?
00:57:31 Yeah.
00:57:33 That's one of my memories as a child
00:57:35 before I left here.
00:57:37 My uncle Andrew, the fisherman
00:57:39 who was always making nets.
00:57:40 Yeah.
00:57:41 And any chance he had, he was out
00:57:43 fishing, right, or craw fishing
00:57:44 or crabbing.
00:57:45 Sometimes he'd take us with him.
00:57:47 That's what we do.
00:57:48 See that little boy sitting on
00:57:49 that yellow drum?
00:57:51 That's what we do.
00:57:52 Hold the fishing pole.
00:57:54 This is Louisiana.
00:57:55 This is the Louisiana I remember
00:57:56 as a child with my uncle Andrew.
00:57:58 Hey, you know what?
00:57:59 I feel like I'm a new man, baby.
00:58:01 I'm here on the waterfront with
00:58:02 you in Louisiana.
00:58:03 [laughs]
00:58:04 Drinking beer, smoking cigar.
00:58:05 I will drive 2,000 miles to do
00:58:07 that with you.
00:58:07 [laughs]
00:58:08 Thank you.
00:58:09 You're welcome, Bubala.
00:58:12 To New Orleans.
00:58:14 Seriously, thanks for thinking
00:58:15 of me.
00:58:16 How long has it been since you
00:58:17 have been back here?
00:58:20 Oh, geez.
00:58:24 I left when I was 17.
00:58:26 You haven't been back since?
00:58:27 Nope.
00:58:28 [laughs]
00:58:30 Why not, man?
00:58:31 I wanted to get away.
00:58:33 It's too much stuff.
00:58:36 I couldn't deal with it.
00:58:37 So I left.
00:58:39 I quit high school.
00:58:42 Joined the military.
00:58:45 Finished my education in the
00:58:47 military.
00:58:48 I even missed my mother's
00:58:49 funeral.
00:58:52 Really?
00:58:53 Yeah.
00:58:54 How old were you when your mom
00:58:55 died?
00:58:57 19.
00:58:59 You couldn't get back to the
00:59:00 funeral?
00:59:01 Well, no.
00:59:02 I was in Saudi Arabia at the
00:59:03 time, stationed there.
00:59:04 I mean, you know what?
00:59:05 I wanted to come back.
00:59:06 I really could have got on my
00:59:07 knees and begged and went to
00:59:08 the company commander, whatever
00:59:10 and whatever, called the Red
00:59:11 Cross.
00:59:12 You know, I could have got an
00:59:13 emergency leave, but I just
00:59:15 didn't want to come back.
00:59:17 I was feeling a lot of anger,
00:59:20 guilt, all those things mixed
00:59:22 in together, you know?
00:59:24 Pot of spaghetti, wet
00:59:25 spaghetti, how do you untangle
00:59:26 that?
00:59:27 You know what I mean?
00:59:28 Yeah.
00:59:32 So listen.
00:59:35 Joey.
00:59:36 Yeah.
00:59:38 Let's sing a song.
00:59:41 Sing a song.
00:59:42 I love it when you sing.
00:59:43 What do you want me to sing?
00:59:45 Whatever this place does to
00:59:46 you.
00:59:47 Let me hear the tune.
00:59:53 Yeah.
00:59:56 Do you know what it means?
00:59:58 That's a good song.
00:59:59 Yeah, I love that.
01:00:00 I'm going to teach you the
01:00:01 first line.
01:00:02 Of what?
01:00:03 That song.
01:00:04 How to sing it?
01:00:05 I'm going to teach you this.
01:00:06 Come on.
01:00:07 I'll teach you this.
01:00:08 Okay.
01:00:09 Not a respect for you in New
01:00:10 Orleans.
01:00:11 I'm going to sing.
01:00:12 I've never sung in my life, but
01:00:13 you know what?
01:00:14 Who's going to hear me down
01:00:15 here?
01:00:16 Only you.
01:00:17 We're singing to the gods.
01:00:18 Here we go.
01:00:19 Look at this, right?
01:00:20 I'm going to sing it now.
01:00:21 Ready?
01:00:22 Yeah.
01:00:23 āŖ āŖ
01:00:24 āŖ āŖ
01:00:30 āŖ Good old drink āŖ
01:00:32 āŖ Good old food āŖ
01:00:34 āŖ Everybody's happy āŖ
01:00:36 āŖ And they're singing too āŖ
01:00:39 āŖ It's the love for New āŖ
01:00:41 āŖ Orleans āŖ
01:00:44 By the way, there's a prank
01:00:46 coming on in here.
01:00:47 [laughter]
01:00:50 All right, let's do that song
01:00:51 one more time.
01:00:52 This is perfect.
01:00:53 I'm going to sing right now.
01:00:54 No, no, no.
01:00:55 I want to ask you a question.
01:00:56 Is this what you sing?
01:00:57 No, I want to ask you a question.
01:00:58 No, no, no, no.
01:00:59 I want to ask you a question.
01:01:00 What?
01:01:01 How's the cooking girl going to
01:01:02 deal with this?
01:01:03 [laughter]
01:01:06 āŖ You can do āŖ
01:01:10 āŖ āŖ
01:01:15 We got a full tank of gas,
01:01:16 four hours.
01:01:17 We can--
01:01:18 We'll have to stop the car
01:01:19 three or four times
01:01:20 because you got to always pee.
01:01:21 Well, hey, I got to pee
01:01:22 and you got to light a cigar.
01:01:24 You have to pee.
01:01:25 I'll be giving you a bottle today.
01:01:26 I just get to New Orleans.
01:01:27 Pee in a bottle.
01:01:28 That's what black folk had to do
01:01:29 through the South years ago.
01:01:32 Serious.
01:01:33 What?
01:01:34 Pee in a bottle.
01:01:35 Pee in a bottle?
01:01:36 That's where it comes from.
01:01:37 Does that--
01:01:38 Yeah, yeah.
01:01:39 For us, like maybe other people
01:01:40 have said this.
01:01:41 Yeah, man, back in the '50s,
01:01:42 you drove through the South.
01:01:43 Forget it.
01:01:44 You could buy gas
01:01:46 and you could buy candy at a store,
01:01:48 but you couldn't use the restaurants.
01:01:50 I was traveling with my cousin
01:01:52 and his wife was pregnant,
01:01:53 so both our wives were pregnant,
01:01:55 riding in the backseat of this--
01:01:57 I think it was like a '54 Chevy
01:01:59 or something we had.
01:02:00 It was my cousin's car.
01:02:01 So the gas station attendant had come out,
01:02:03 white guy,
01:02:04 and I said, "Where's your restroom?"
01:02:07 And he said, "Oh, we don't have
01:02:08 a restroom for colored."
01:02:10 And I told my cousin,
01:02:11 "Do you have enough gas?"
01:02:12 He said, "Yeah."
01:02:13 I said, "Take the nozzle off."
01:02:15 And they said, "Oh, no."
01:02:16 And I said, "No, no.
01:02:17 I'm not giving this guy my money.
01:02:19 The hell with him."
01:02:21 The next time we came to,
01:02:22 we stopped at this store.
01:02:23 We bought a large jar of mayonnaise,
01:02:26 wiped it out,
01:02:27 and that was a pea jar for them.
01:02:29 What year was that?
01:02:30 1960.
01:02:32 Wow.
01:02:33 People forget, man.
01:02:35 When we shopped in New Orleans
01:02:36 when I was a kid,
01:02:37 we could buy clothes,
01:02:38 but we couldn't try them on
01:02:39 in the store.
01:02:40 We couldn't use the dressing rooms.
01:02:43 It was for whites only.
01:02:45 When I was a kid,
01:02:50 it cost seven cents
01:02:51 to ride the bus in New Orleans,
01:02:52 but it was segregated.
01:02:54 There was a screen.
01:02:55 So whites sat in front of the screen,
01:02:57 blacks sat behind.
01:02:58 And there were places
01:02:59 where you just couldn't go.
01:03:00 French Quarter.
01:03:02 Bourbon Street?
01:03:03 Yes, Bourbon Street.
01:03:04 Yeah, yeah.
01:03:05 You couldn't go there?
01:03:06 If you were an entertainer,
01:03:07 you could go as an entertainer,
01:03:08 but you couldn't turn around
01:03:09 and go through the front door
01:03:10 and sit down as a patron
01:03:11 and eat at a table in a restaurant.
01:03:14 Because when my father was overseas,
01:03:16 I remember my mother had to get a job
01:03:19 because the money he was sending us
01:03:20 wasn't enough.
01:03:21 So the only job she could find
01:03:23 was as a dishwasher
01:03:25 at a very famous restaurant
01:03:27 called Galatoire's.
01:03:29 And the only way she could get that job
01:03:31 was for whites only.
01:03:32 She became passablanc.
01:03:34 My mother looked like a white woman.
01:03:36 When I was a kid,
01:03:37 the only people who were allowed
01:03:38 to collect garbage were whites.
01:03:41 Our drive buses, whites only.
01:03:45 There weren't any jobs for colored people
01:03:47 in New Orleans when I was a kid.
01:03:49 Very few.
01:03:51 It's hard to just be an individual
01:03:53 in the African-American community
01:03:55 because whites expect you
01:03:58 to act a certain way.
01:03:58 They really don't know who we are,
01:04:00 to be honest.
01:04:02 And certain African-Americans expect you
01:04:04 to act a certain way.
01:04:08 For instance, when I read about a crime
01:04:10 and it's been committed by a black person,
01:04:13 the whole black community is affected
01:04:15 because the white people
01:04:17 look at the whole black community
01:04:19 as if they perpetrated that crime.
01:04:22 We didn't blow up a building in Oklahoma.
01:04:25 You know what I mean?
01:04:27 We didn't hook up a white boy with a chain
01:04:28 and drag him behind a pickup truck
01:04:30 while he was alive.
01:04:32 And as we drove, his body was disintegrated.
01:04:34 We didn't do those horrible things.
01:04:36 And I'm saying that because when that happened,
01:04:38 the black race didn't look at the white race
01:04:40 and say, "You did that."
01:04:42 We looked at the individuals who did that.
01:04:44 But when you turn that camera around,
01:04:46 the whole black race is looked down upon.
01:04:51 And you can feel it in the air when you go places.
01:04:55 And that's just embedded in your generation.
01:04:57 I don't know if it's changed that much.
01:04:59 I really don't think it's changed that much.
01:05:01 I really don't.
01:05:03 After a while, you see a pattern.
01:05:05 And a pattern tells you something after a while.
01:05:09 You see rain clouds after a while,
01:05:11 you know it's going to rain.
01:05:13 That's what I'm saying.
01:05:14 Yeah, exactly.
01:05:15 No, it's not going to rain.
01:05:16 I get that.
01:05:17 Just give me my $20.
01:05:18 I'm going to get the $20.
01:05:19 No, no, no.
01:05:20 You know what?
01:05:21 What?
01:05:22 Look at the sky.
01:05:24 Right?
01:05:24 Yeah.
01:05:25 You say no rain in New Orleans this weekend?
01:05:27 None.
01:05:28 None.
01:05:29 None.
01:05:30 But if a one drop of rain--
01:05:31 No, no, no, no, no, no.
01:05:32 If it rains this weekend--
01:05:33 No, no, no.
01:05:34 If it rains this weekend--
01:05:35 No, no, no, you fuck.
01:05:36 I know what you're going to do.
01:05:37 No, no.
01:05:38 I know what you're doing.
01:05:39 No, no.
01:05:40 If it rains, though, I want the bed, right?
01:05:41 Not one drop of rain.
01:05:42 No, no, no.
01:05:43 The bed was not one drop of rain.
01:05:45 What?
01:05:46 The bed was rain or no rain.
01:05:48 Let's define rain right now, because I want my $20.
01:05:51 All right?
01:05:53 OK, let's define rain.
01:05:53 All right.
01:05:54 What is rain?
01:05:55 Water hits these windshields.
01:05:56 What do you call that?
01:05:57 That's not rain.
01:05:58 That might be a bird pissing up in the air.
01:06:00 Waterfall?
01:06:01 Falling out of the sky is rain.
01:06:02 How much water and for how long?
01:06:03 Intermittent thundershowers is what I said.
01:06:05 Is it rain that ruins the weekend?
01:06:07 The answer is no.
01:06:08 I didn't say ruin the weekend.
01:06:09 [laughter]
01:06:11 Baton Rouge, 38 miles.
01:06:17 Baton Rouge, Louisiana.
01:06:19 Yeah.
01:06:20 I can't believe I'm down here.
01:06:22 I don't know why I was so resistant.
01:06:23 I've always wanted to come down here.
01:06:24 I don't know why I was resistant.
01:06:25 It was how we were getting down here.
01:06:27 And look, you drove all the way.
01:06:29 Oh, man.
01:06:30 Thank you.
01:06:31 Thank you.
01:06:32 B-B-B-B-B.
01:06:33 Right now, let's just say, don't let a year go by
01:06:36 where we don't go somewhere in the Midwest.
01:06:39 Sound like Ali.
01:06:41 That sounds like Ali, man.
01:06:43 No, seriously.
01:06:44 Come on.
01:06:45 This has been great.
01:06:46 We should just plan.
01:06:47 We should just take a week, put it on our calendar.
01:06:49 One weekend of the year, pick a spot.
01:06:51 Go.
01:06:52 In the blue bus.
01:06:53 In the blue bus.
01:06:54 As uncomfortable as it is, bring the pee bottle.
01:06:58 [laughter]
01:07:00 That's a bayou.
01:07:05 See, look, we're over the swamp.
01:07:06 Oh, we are.
01:07:07 We are over the swamp.
01:07:08 This is swamp land.
01:07:09 Nothing but water down there, snakes and alligators.
01:07:11 Yeah, look at that, man.
01:07:12 You know, you get off this main road right now,
01:07:14 you can go 10 feet off the highway,
01:07:15 and you may never be seen again.
01:07:16 That's true.
01:07:17 Look at that.
01:07:18 And look, you can go in there in the little pee roll.
01:07:21 Uh-oh.
01:07:22 What's the matter?
01:07:23 Uh-oh.
01:07:27 You gotta be kidding me.
01:07:28 What's wrong?
01:07:29 I don't know what's wrong.
01:07:30 I swear to God.
01:07:31 Oh, shit.
01:07:34 Popped a clutch.
01:07:38 You got gas?
01:07:39 I got gas.
01:07:40 But I don't have any transmission.
01:07:44 Are you serious?
01:07:45 I'm serious.
01:07:46 I'm serious.
01:07:47 No, I am serious.
01:07:48 Holy shit.
01:07:49 I got engine.
01:07:51 Holy shit.
01:07:53 Oh, man, this is not a good place to be.
01:07:58 Something just popped underneath.
01:08:08 Something just popped underneath.
01:08:09 You know how long this fucking thing goes for?
01:08:32 Oh.
01:08:33 You know how long this fucking thing goes for?
01:08:35 [music playing]
01:08:38 [tires screeching]
01:08:41 [music playing]
01:08:43 [tires screeching]
01:08:46 [music playing]
01:08:49 [tires screeching]
01:08:52 [music playing]
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01:09:23 You know what I say?
01:09:25 What I'm thinking?
01:09:27 That we--
01:09:28 Here's what I'm thinking.
01:09:35 We catch the flight out of Baton Rouge and go back to LA.
01:09:39 You don't want to go?
01:09:40 No, I don't want to go.
01:09:41 [laughs]
01:09:43 We're 130, 150 miles away, and now you're--
01:09:48 what's the difference between 130 miles away--
01:09:50 You're telling me you don't want to go?
01:09:51 The point is, she broke down.
01:09:53 [music playing]
01:09:55 And maybe, maybe, I don't know, maybe--
01:09:58 What?
01:09:59 You think it's a sign or something?
01:10:00 Yeah.
01:10:01 Why did this happen?
01:10:02 Maybe this is a sign.
01:10:04 I don't-- I don't want to go.
01:10:05 I don't-- I don't need New Orleans.
01:10:06 I really don't.
01:10:07 I really don't.
01:10:09 I really don't.
01:10:11 After-- after everything we just did--
01:10:13 OK.
01:10:14 --130 miles, I'll go to New Orleans,
01:10:15 spend the night, at least see it.
01:10:16 You fly.
01:10:17 You do what you want to.
01:10:18 I'm going back to LA.
01:10:19 I don't want to do this.
01:10:21 I don't want to do this.
01:10:22 I'm not ready.
01:10:23 Oh, shit.
01:10:25 What?
01:10:27 Where's the box?
01:10:28 The box.
01:10:29 The box.
01:10:33 [music playing]
01:10:35 My only ride just quit on me.
01:10:47 And I'm as broke as I can be.
01:10:50 Luck is wearing a frown.
01:10:52 And I just feel a little down.
01:10:55 Sometimes it rains on my parade.
01:11:08 And all the plans that I have made,
01:11:11 I guess there's only one thing I can do.
01:11:16 I'll find the nearest honky tonk
01:11:19 and drown my troubles away.
01:11:22 Then everything will be all right with me.
01:11:26 Oh, let's party down in the street.
01:11:36 With everyone that we meet.
01:11:39 Ah-ha.
01:11:40 We're having such a great time.
01:11:44 I'm really feeling so fine.
01:11:47 Yeah, yeah.
01:11:48 We're having such a great time.
01:11:52 I'm afraid to lose my mind.
01:11:55 Hi-de-ho, hi-de-ho.
01:11:57 Clap your hands.
01:11:58 Clap your hands.
01:11:59 Clap your hands now.
01:12:02 Yeah.
01:12:03 I'm back.
01:12:04 You're back.
01:12:05 I'm back.
01:12:06 You're back, baby.
01:12:07 I'm back.
01:12:08 You're back.
01:12:09 [laughter]
01:12:10 [music playing]
01:12:12 [phone vibrating]
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01:13:50 [applause]
01:13:52 Yeah, all right.
01:13:55 You decided to stay here.
01:13:56 That could be you in 20 years.
01:13:58 That's true.
01:13:59 Look.
01:14:00 [laughter]
01:14:02 Got to get one.
01:14:03 Big, easy, or bust.
01:14:05 Hey, you know what?
01:14:06 She made it here.
01:14:07 She made it here, but the rubber wasn't quite--
01:14:09 On the pavement, you know?
01:14:10 She made it.
01:14:11 She made it, man.
01:14:13 How would you like to be part of a jazz fair?
01:14:19 A jazz fair?
01:14:20 I mean, New Orleans jazz fair?
01:14:21 Yeah.
01:14:22 Yeah, when is it?
01:14:23 Tomorrow.
01:14:24 I'm in.
01:14:25 What else am I going to do in New Orleans?
01:14:27 All right.
01:14:28 How can I come to New Orleans?
01:14:29 [music playing]
01:14:32 [birds chirping]
01:14:35 [footsteps]
01:14:39 [birds chirping]
01:14:41 When I was a kid, that lady used to have a cow.
01:14:50 She could get fresh milk.
01:14:51 And that was a polling place my father voted.
01:14:54 This guy here was one of the cleaners.
01:14:56 He sponsored the Little League team, which I didn't make.
01:15:00 Well, and you--
01:15:01 I didn't have those skills.
01:15:02 You got to be able to run, hit, and throw.
01:15:04 Yeah, right.
01:15:05 That was my grandmother's house right there.
01:15:08 You see where that water heater is?
01:15:10 Mm-hmm.
01:15:11 That was a crapper when I was a kid.
01:15:13 And right down the street is Roman and to the right,
01:15:18 that's where Oliver lived.
01:15:20 Oh, right over there is Oliver's--
01:15:22 Yeah, you see that pink house in the corner?
01:15:24 Yeah.
01:15:25 When I first saw Oliver, see the first step
01:15:27 after the vacant lot there with the debris?
01:15:30 Uh-huh.
01:15:31 And I was sitting in a stroll in front of the step.
01:15:33 And Oliver's mom pushed him across the street right here.
01:15:36 Yeah.
01:15:37 I remember that time for the first time,
01:15:39 being pushed across the street.
01:15:41 That's when I first met Oliver.
01:15:43 Hey.
01:15:44 We were in strollers.
01:15:45 Wow.
01:15:46 He brought him home.
01:15:47 Let's see what he has to say.
01:15:49 Wow.
01:15:50 Where you first met him, right here?
01:15:52 Yeah, right down there.
01:15:53 It was his mama, Miss Irene, my mother, and my nanny.
01:15:57 Yeah, this is it.
01:15:59 This is my grandma's house.
01:16:01 1549 Prairie.
01:16:03 This is it.
01:16:05 And you see, in the summertime, I used to sit right here
01:16:09 in the middle, right?
01:16:12 Because my grandma would sit here.
01:16:15 My mother would sit here.
01:16:17 My Aunt Elvira would sit here.
01:16:19 And my Aunt Lorraine would sit here.
01:16:21 Three sisters with their mother and my grandmother.
01:16:23 Oh.
01:16:24 Right?
01:16:25 And I'd just sit here with the oak trees all along this street.
01:16:27 Huge oak trees.
01:16:28 Yeah.
01:16:29 All this metal stuff you see now.
01:16:31 Kids playing, crickets.
01:16:33 And this is where my mother would ask me to comb her hair.
01:16:36 Sometimes, you know?
01:16:37 She'd take out a comb and she'd sit here.
01:16:39 And she'd scoot around a little bit.
01:16:41 And they're still chatting.
01:16:42 Guys walk by and say, "How you doing, ladies?"
01:16:44 Dolphin in her hat, straight.
01:16:46 And I'm combing her hair.
01:16:48 [laughing]
01:16:51 And she said, "Thank you, baby.
01:16:52 That feels so good."
01:16:53 Oh.
01:16:55 It was great.
01:16:56 Yeah.
01:16:57 It was great.
01:16:59 I'm home.
01:17:01 [sighs]
01:17:04 Hmm.
01:17:06 Time, you think?
01:17:12 Yeah.
01:17:13 Yeah?
01:17:15 You got a credit card in you?
01:17:17 Here, try that.
01:17:18 Thanks.
01:17:20 [paper rustling]
01:17:30 [sighs]
01:17:33 Hmm.
01:17:35 [laughs]
01:17:44 Ollie.
01:17:48 Hmm.
01:17:58 [laughs]
01:18:00 You know what that says.
01:18:02 Now, it wasn't that fun.
01:18:04 Welcome home.
01:18:06 [laughs]
01:18:09 Oh, my God.
01:18:11 Old dog.
01:18:12 What's with this, though?
01:18:13 Well--
01:18:14 I'm gonna take out the beads, though.
01:18:15 I love that.
01:18:16 Well, that's us.
01:18:17 That's Mardi Gras.
01:18:18 Can I see this?
01:18:19 We used to go to parades together.
01:18:20 We'd collect-- see, who caught the most beads?
01:18:22 We'd have a contest.
01:18:24 Yeah.
01:18:26 [laughs]
01:18:29 Wow.
01:18:33 Old Ollie.
01:18:37 [laughs]
01:18:38 Better scotch than him.
01:18:39 I thought he was in the box the whole time.
01:18:40 Well, it was a thought, wasn't it?
01:18:42 Yeah.
01:18:43 Yeah.
01:18:44 We bought this about 40 years ago
01:18:48 to take on our trip,
01:18:50 our cross-country trip to New Orleans together.
01:18:52 Hmm.
01:18:53 Right?
01:18:54 But it never happened.
01:18:56 We got together.
01:18:57 We take a shot out of this, see?
01:18:59 So you're looking at 40 years worth
01:19:01 of shot-taking out of this.
01:19:04 [laughs]
01:19:05 Spotless scotch.
01:19:07 That's my buddy Ollie.
01:19:08 I love.
01:19:09 Yeah.
01:19:10 Hmm.
01:19:12 Would you like to share a shot with me?
01:19:14 Oh, yeah.
01:19:16 Sit down with me.
01:19:18 Sit down with my relatives.
01:19:20 They're here.
01:19:21 Hmm.
01:19:25 My mother, my grandmother,
01:19:27 my Aunt Elvira, my Aunt Lorraine.
01:19:30 Careful.
01:19:31 Don't squeeze her out.
01:19:32 [laughs]
01:19:34 The way you described your Aunt Lorraine,
01:19:35 I wouldn't be sitting here.
01:19:36 [laughs]
01:19:38 No, she was a nice lady.
01:19:40 She's the one who listened to the Dodgers
01:19:42 in the back kitchen ironing,
01:19:44 and I'd be in the backyard playing.
01:19:46 Yeah.
01:19:47 I had my love with the Dodgers.
01:19:48 That's where it started, in the backyard.
01:19:49 Right back here?
01:19:50 When I was a little boy.
01:19:51 She's in the back door ironing in the summer,
01:19:53 and I'm playing in the backyard
01:19:54 listening to the Dodgers from Brooklyn.
01:19:57 [sighs]
01:20:08 [chuckles]
01:20:10 Nice.
01:20:13 Nice.
01:20:14 [chuckles]
01:20:16 [sighs]
01:20:18 [sighs]
01:20:19 Good stuff?
01:20:28 Good stuff.
01:20:29 [laughs]
01:20:31 Whoo!
01:20:32 Good stuff.
01:20:34 Yeah, good stuff.
01:20:36 This is for you, Ollie.
01:20:43 [crickets chirping]
01:21:11 [sighs]
01:21:13 Okay, Joey.
01:21:17 Let's go.
01:21:19 [grunts]
01:21:22 [sighs]
01:21:27 D-E-B-O-I-S-B-L-A-N-C.
01:21:37 How would you pronounce that?
01:21:38 Dibois.
01:21:40 Dibois blanc.
01:21:42 Dibois blanc.
01:21:44 Dibois blanc.
01:21:45 You sound like a New Orleans person.
01:21:46 Dibois blanc.
01:21:48 Dibois blanc.
01:21:50 But look for that Alexis grave.
01:21:57 I don't know.
01:21:58 He said Alexis.
01:21:59 Looks like they got hoops up there or something.
01:22:01 That's to hold the flowers, man.
01:22:03 You ever been in a graveyard before?
01:22:04 I've done one of these.
01:22:05 [laughs]
01:22:06 Hey, look at this.
01:22:07 Italia.
01:22:08 Palermo.
01:22:09 Hey!
01:22:10 My family's from Palermo.
01:22:12 That could be a relative.
01:22:14 West side.
01:22:21 We're on the west side.
01:22:22 West side, yeah.
01:22:24 Is that it?
01:22:25 I really don't...
01:22:27 [music]
01:22:30 That's it.
01:22:55 That's my mom.
01:22:58 That's my mother, man.
01:23:02 [sighs]
01:23:04 [sighs]
01:23:06 [sighs]
01:23:34 [singing]
01:23:37 Deep river.
01:23:40 My home is over Jordan.
01:23:51 Deep river, Lord.
01:24:02 I want to cross over into campground.
01:24:12 Oh, don't you want to go to that private place?
01:24:32 That promised place.
01:24:42 That promised land.
01:25:00 Where all is peace.
01:25:09 Deep river.
01:25:24 I want to cross over into campground.
01:25:44 [crying]
01:25:47 I love you, Mom.
01:25:49 I'm sorry.
01:25:51 I'm sorry.
01:25:53 I'm sorry.
01:25:56 I'm sorry.
01:25:58 [sighs]
01:26:01 I don't know.
01:26:06 I don't...
01:26:08 Joey.
01:26:21 Hold that.
01:26:23 Remember that New Orleans funeral I told you about?
01:26:27 Open your umbrella.
01:26:29 All right, you can hold it like this.
01:26:32 Come on.
01:26:33 Put it over your head.
01:26:34 Yeah.
01:26:35 Now follow me, all right?
01:26:37 You know this song.
01:26:38 You ready?
01:26:39 What song is it?
01:26:40 You ready?
01:26:41 Oh, when the saints...
01:26:42 Go marching in.
01:26:43 Oh, I know this.
01:26:44 Yes!
01:26:45 Oh, when the saints go marching in.
01:26:48 Yes!
01:26:49 Oh, I want to be in that number.
01:26:52 Sing with me, baby.
01:26:53 All right, baby.
01:26:54 When the saints go marching in.
01:26:56 Okay, here I come.
01:26:57 Oh, when the saints...
01:26:58 Oh, when the saints...
01:26:59 Go marching in.
01:27:00 Go marching in.
01:27:01 Go marching in.
01:27:02 Go marching in.
01:27:03 When the saints go marching in.
01:27:07 Go marching in.
01:27:08 I want to be in that number.
01:27:13 When the saints go marching in.
01:27:18 [jazz music]
01:27:21 Say goodbye, Mom.
01:27:41 Bye, Mom.
01:27:46 Thank you, Mom.
01:27:47 That's my mom.
01:27:48 She's in there.
01:27:48 She's smiling.
01:27:49 You know, she's happy.
01:27:52 You can buy me a scotch.
01:27:55 I'll buy you one.
01:27:56 I'm going to buy you one with your money.
01:27:58 You know why?
01:27:59 No, you know why?
01:28:00 Why?
01:28:01 Check it out, baby.
01:28:02 Oh, no, no, it's not going to rain.
01:28:03 It's going to rain.
01:28:04 It's not going to rain.
01:28:05 We got thunder now.
01:28:06 I don't feel the rain.
01:28:07 Thunder means nothing.
01:28:08 Thunder's music down here.
01:28:10 You know what I mean?
01:28:11 It's music.
01:28:12 I'm buying you a scotch,
01:28:13 but I'm buying it with your $20.
01:28:15 No, I want the best.
01:28:17 I want the best.
01:28:18 So that's a New Orleans funeral.
01:28:20 That's right.
01:28:21 And then you just walk away?
01:28:22 Yeah, it's done.
01:28:23 And you go drink.
01:28:24 It's done.
01:28:25 Now we're drinking.
01:28:26 And you mourn.
01:28:27 Here, I'll go out this way.
01:28:28 You mourn, you say goodbye,
01:28:29 and you celebrate.
01:28:30 That's it.
01:28:31 I'm loving it.
01:28:32 Huh?
01:28:33 That's it.
01:28:34 We got a gypsy boy.
01:28:36 Starting out from L.A.
01:28:38 Oh, ho, ho!
01:28:40 We got a gypsy boy.
01:28:43 Starting out from L.A.
01:28:47 It's right down that road.
01:28:50 Coming home to New Orleans.
01:28:52 Oh!
01:28:53 [laughing]
01:28:55 [music playing]
01:28:58 How we doing out there, good people?
01:29:06 People, how y'all doing this rain dance today?
01:29:10 Ladies, don't go for rain.
01:29:13 You win.
01:29:14 This is rain.
01:29:15 [music playing]
01:29:18 [laughing]
01:29:28 I'll see you across the Senora.
01:29:30 Oh, here's a test.
01:29:32 [laughing]
01:29:33 Hey, Joey, look at this.
01:29:35 Oh, those are nice people in there.
01:29:37 Hey, what do you have there, man?
01:29:39 We got a little something for Michelle Marie.
01:29:41 Where do you want to go drink?
01:29:42 Do you want to get a drink?
01:29:43 Michelle Marie.
01:29:44 So the cookie girl has a name.
01:29:46 All right.
01:29:47 Get out of here.
01:29:48 Come on, let's go drink.
01:29:49 Hey, I'm buying.
01:29:50 So you got something for Michelle Marie.
01:29:52 Oh, leave me alone.
01:29:53 Is there something else you want to tell me?
01:29:55 [music playing]
01:29:58 I've been all over the world and seen many sights all around.
01:30:14 I've walked the Champs-Elysees and rode through London town.
01:30:24 There's no place like New Orleans.
01:30:30 That's where I'd rather be.
01:30:34 When I'm home in New Orleans, that's where C'est la Bonne Vie.
01:30:46 [music playing]
01:30:57 I've strolled on Waikiki and stood by the fountains in Rome.
01:31:07 But there's no place like where I'm from, the city I call home.
01:31:17 There's no place like New Orleans.
01:31:28 That's where I'd rather be.
01:31:31 When I'm home in New Orleans, that's where C'est la Bonne Vie.
01:31:42 [music playing]
01:31:45 [music playing]
01:31:47 I dig the jazz on Bourbon Street, jamming all night long.
01:32:13 Dig it, dog.
01:32:14 If you want the best to eat, go to Cafe Du Bon.
01:32:24 There's no place like New Orleans.
01:32:29 That's where I'd love to be.
01:32:36 When I'm home in New Orleans, that's where C'est la Bonne Vie.
01:32:44 [music playing]
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