Tank's Taste Test Ale-8-1 Orange Cream

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Frank The Tank
Transcript
00:00 (swooshing)
00:02 - New desk, Frank?
00:07 - Yeah, got the new desk set up.
00:10 Hopefully this is the end of the musical chairs, I mean.
00:15 They tore half the office apart,
00:18 put up the new seating area.
00:21 Then they had me sitting at another desk for like a month.
00:23 Now, they've got a new desk again,
00:26 and hopefully this is the last time.
00:28 - This is home.
00:29 - Yes, yes, hopefully this is the last time, again.
00:32 - How do you feel about your neighbor?
00:34 - Eh, neighbor hasn't changed much.
00:36 He's just went from being 108, now right next door.
00:42 - Used to have sass in between us,
00:43 now there's nothing in between us.
00:45 - Yes. - Together.
00:47 - That's an upgrade.
00:48 - Yep.
00:49 All right, well I got a Sodejera, AL81,
00:53 kinda like the original Sprite and Mountain Dew
00:58 out of Kentucky is now branching out,
01:00 and now they have an AL81 Orange Cream Soda,
01:03 but this isn't kinda the Orange Cream Soda I'm used to.
01:05 This is kind of a clear, like a little bit translucent.
01:10 Usually Orange Cream Sodas are thicker.
01:14 - Interesting.
01:15 - So it's gonna be interesting.
01:16 It says, "In 1902, my great-great-uncle Lee
01:21 "began producing flavored salt drinks
01:24 "on Main Street in Winchester, Kentucky.
01:26 "In 1926, he introduced AL81, a ginger ale
01:29 "and citrus salt drink, at the Clark County Fair.
01:33 "Four generations later, I still blend his secret recipe
01:36 "from his handwritten notes.
01:38 "Taking inspiration from Uncle Lee and innovative spirit,
01:41 "we've combined his secret AL81 recipe
01:45 "with vanilla and orange cream
01:46 "to create a smooth, nostalgic soda."
01:50 Well, let's see how this comes out.
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01:56 Tastes like it's watered down.
02:21 The Orange Cream Sodas I'm used to,
02:23 Stewart's and Sprecher,
02:25 probably the two best Orange Cream Sodas you can get,
02:29 are much richer, much textured.
02:35 This is kinda watered down.
02:36 I'm gonna give this a 6.7.
02:39 - Would it pair well with Chinese?
02:45 - I'm not sure about that.
02:47 - But it's too thin to be a win.
02:48 - It's too thin to be a win.
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