Tank's Taste Test Northern Root Beer

Frank The Tank

Transcript

00:00 [SWOOSH]

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00:07 (SINGING) Wow, the sun being blocked out by the moon.

00:20 When the moon goes over the sun, there's a whole lot of fun.

00:27 Ah, yes.

00:29 You know, in olden days, they'd actually have sacrifices

00:33 when there's an eclipse.

00:35 Well, I'm not going to do that.

00:36 I'm just going to review a soda.

00:38 And this is a Northern soda.

00:40 Northern Soda Company, Grand Soda Root Beer.

00:44 It's a soda from mini soda.

00:46 And it's not a mini soda, though.

00:48 It's a full-size soda.

00:49 And we're going to see if this Northern Root Beer tastes good

00:54 and will it eclipse my taste?

00:58 Or will it be just something to go away with the moon?

01:03 [SINGING]

01:07 Don't look at the sun unless you wear these glasses.

01:12 Otherwise, you'll be-- your bright eyes will be gone.

01:14 Gone.

01:15 [SINGING]

01:18 You know, a lot of bad root beer.

01:28 It's not too creamy.

01:29 It's got a spicy root beer.

01:31 So if you like spicy root beers, this is the soda for you.

01:35 It's a savvy--

01:36 No.

01:36 --free.

01:37 Here we go.

01:45 Maximum coverage, like flaming globes, Sigmund.

01:49 Like flaming globes.

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