Open 24/7: Maganda, maputi, mabango, at sexy pala ah! (Episode 16)

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Aired (September 9, 2023): Ikaw ba ay mahilig sa maganda, maputi, mabango, at sexy? P’wes magisip-isip na kayo baka magaya kayo kay Al na todo palusot ‘wag lang magalit si Kitty!

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Transcript
00:00 [MUSIC]
00:10 [MUSIC]
00:20 Hello, ma'am.
00:35 Are you the one who ordered this to be included in the food?
00:38 Just you?
00:40 Yes, ma'am.
00:41 Okay, you can leave now.
00:43 What's the problem?
00:49 I hope it's good but it's weird.
00:52 Leave.
00:56 Weird?
01:04 Yes, Orbs. It's really weird.
01:06 And you know, it's like it's really weird.
01:08 It's like someone is hiding something.
01:10 And it's scary.
01:12 Huh?
01:13 It's scary.
01:14 Do you know what a woman looks like?
01:15 Yes.
01:17 Actually, she's pretty.
01:23 She's pretty.
01:24 She's scary.
01:25 She's fair.
01:26 She's kind of...
01:28 You know, she looks fragrant.
01:30 Fragrant?
01:31 And then, of course, she's sexy.
01:33 Oh, so she's pretty, fair, fragrant, and sexy?
01:37 Who else, Katie?
01:40 Of course, it's only you.
01:43 You're the only one who's pretty in my eyes, right, Orbs?
01:45 Yes, Miss Katie.
01:46 My mom told me that she's really pretty.
01:48 Wait, I thought we're talking about the woman you ordered.
01:52 Of course, Katie is the one we're talking about.
01:58 She's pretty, fair, sexy, and scary.
02:00 Me?
02:01 Me?
02:02 Me?
02:03 The woman is fair, pretty, fragrant, and sexy.
02:07 She ordered again.
02:08 Because she forgot the special ingredients.
02:11 She's cooking a special dish.
02:12 Who's going to deliver?
02:13 I will, Miss Katie.
02:14 Oh, you again?
02:15 Of course, Miss Katie, you said something.
02:19 You said something, Orbs.
02:20 I said, Fred.
02:22 Fred, it's your turn.
02:23 You, you.
02:24 It's your turn, Fred.
02:25 It's my turn.
02:26 You want to do it, right?
02:27 You do it.
02:28 You do it.
02:29 You eat it.
02:30 Be careful, Orbs.
02:31 Be careful, Orbs.
02:32 Orbs.
02:33 Miss Katie, why do you look like you're jealous?
02:42 Me?
02:44 Jealous?
02:45 You're F, you're a fag.
02:47 Whoops.
02:50 You're a fag.
02:54 Fag.
02:56 She's pretty, fair, sexy.
02:59 I'm not going to deliver.
03:00 Do not deliver, Miss Katie.
03:01 Because she's pretty.
03:02 Do not deliver.
03:04 Do not deliver.
03:06 Any time, any one, any how.
03:09 Anywhere in the world, everybody in the house.
03:13 Click and subscribe now.
03:15 You know.
03:19 Click and subscribe now.
03:23 (upbeat music)

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