Taylor Swift and Calvin Harris are calling it quits and, yeah, there are some serious teardrops on our guitars
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00:00 Get your tissue boxes out, folks, because apparently, after 15 months of posting glamorous
00:05 vacation photos on Instagram, Calvin Harris and Taylor Swift are no more.
00:10 People Magazine announced yesterday that they broke up with "no drama" because they
00:14 are more friends than lovers.
00:16 Which is surprisingly adult, actually.
00:18 Cue the jokes about breakup songs in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1.
00:24 We're sad for Taylor, but let's be real, has anyone ever truly felt bad for Adam Wiles?
00:35 Adam Wiles being, of course, the legal name for Calvin Harris.
00:39 So why did he decide to go by Calvin Harris?
00:41 Well, he told Shortlist in 2009 because he thought the name sounded more "racially
00:45 ambiguous."
00:46 He said, "I thought people might not know if I was black or not.
00:51 After that, I was stuck with it."
00:52 Yeah, looks like that breakup might have been for the better, Taylor.
00:55 Might have dodged a little bullet there.
00:57 Alright, time to take a look at some tweets.
00:59 I venerate Swift.
01:00 I can't look at a picture of Taven without crying.
01:03 Damn, I've never been devastated like this.
01:05 Stephanie Micas, "Taylor Swift and Calvin Harris broke up.
01:07 Bring on whatever the super white version of Lemonade is."
01:10 David Berge, "Taylor Swift and Calvin Harris" - here it is - "only broke up so that she
01:14 could write an album about it.
01:16 Everyone I know."
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