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00:00 Citizens of the Reject Nations, it's me, Tara Erickson.
00:03 Gregory thought he was gonna talk,
00:04 and I'm like, no, just settle down,
00:05 'cause you know what, Greg, he's sick,
00:07 but he's got some stuff going on, okay?
00:09 And I have to shoot a film, it's a SAG low budget, okay?
00:12 It's an indie film, so I'm not against the strike,
00:15 because me love SAG.
00:17 We gotta roll through this, this is the only time
00:19 we can do it, so we're rocking, we're rolling.
00:21 - Yeah, man, we're doing it. - Right?
00:22 - Yeah, good, you did it, you put the disclaimer out there
00:24 for me, I appreciate it. - I did.
00:25 Also, guys, we're doing this Despicable thing,
00:28 you guys have all said Despicable 3,
00:30 that's what we're gonna watch,
00:31 is like maybe not the good one, so is Minions good?
00:35 - We'll see, though.
00:35 - Minion, we need to know, right?
00:37 - We need to know. - Give us a juice.
00:39 - Should we do the Minions?
00:40 - Should we do the Minions?
00:42 Should we do it?
00:43 Listen, give us a juice, send us a like, a comment,
00:46 type in there that you love us so much,
00:48 also, ring the bell!
00:50 Ring the bell!
00:54 Also, if you're a super sexy Reject,
00:56 which means you're a patron, you get to watch
00:58 the full reaction and sync up with your own copy,
01:01 like it's a watch-along with me and Greg and you,
01:03 like one big happy family, so if you're not a patron,
01:05 get on top of it.
01:07 John and Greg cover several shows exclusively over there
01:10 with highlights and watch-alongs included,
01:12 so you know, you get to see more of Greg and John,
01:14 which I'm like, I'm also here, but like, it's fine,
01:18 you can get over there and watch a lot of them.
01:20 I think that's it, also thanks to Prepper
01:22 for editing this video, we need to get into it,
01:24 let's watch Despicable Me before Greg throws up
01:26 and before I have to be on set.
01:29 (dramatic music)
01:31 (dramatic music)
01:36 - Whoa, this says it's PG for nudity and violence.
01:41 - Nudity, weird, and foul language.
01:43 - Guru's like, look at my minion!
01:46 - Oh, wow, yeah.
01:48 - That's not in the reaction highlights.
01:50 - No, I really, no one wants to see his minion.
01:54 - Illumination!
01:55 - That fart gun has really milked it.
02:06 I'm half hoping that we think this is the best one.
02:09 (laughing)
02:11 - Yeah, me too, and we try to prove everybody else wrong.
02:14 - 1985, and the number one show on TV was Evil Brat.
02:20 - Evil Brat.
02:21 - Cool.
02:22 - Althazar Brat as a child prodigy
02:25 and criminal mastermind.
02:26 - Honestly, this looks like a show I'd watch.
02:28 - I know, right?
02:29 - But it all came to an end in season three, when--
02:33 - I've been a bad boy!
02:35 - Oh no, puberty!
02:36 - Yikes, tough.
02:38 - Who actually believed he was the character
02:41 he played on TV.
02:43 - I've met these people.
02:45 - God.
02:46 - Where is he now?
02:49 - He's still running the streets of LA
02:51 in his purple tracksuit.
02:53 Oh, nope, he's on a boat.
02:54 - He's the villain.
02:55 - Playing a villain on TV was fun,
02:58 but being one in real life is even better.
03:01 Heist music!
03:03 - Here he comes!
03:04 - What is that voice actor?
03:07 - Of him or the robot?
03:08 - The actual guy.
03:09 - Boom, boom, boom. - Yeah.
03:14 - Boom, boom, boom, boom, boom.
03:15 - Cool, still wearing purple all the time.
03:19 - I like it.
03:19 - Nice moves.
03:22 - Whoa.
03:25 (laughing)
03:29 - Oh my God. - That was stupid.
03:30 - That was so dumb, there's no way.
03:32 There's no way.
03:33 - Oh, clever.
03:42 - Oh, all right, blow up bubble gum.
03:44 Is this guy like the dancing villain?
03:46 Like he's gonna dance every time
03:47 he does some villainous stuff?
03:49 - Hey.
03:50 - I'm okay with it.
03:51 - Don't be cynical, that'd be awesome.
03:52 - I'm okay with it.
03:53 - Finding Nemo.
03:59 - Oh, no, the little fishy.
04:02 - Groosey?
04:07 (laughing)
04:16 (gasping)
04:18 - This one's in 3D.
04:22 - 'Cause I'm bad, I'm bad.
04:26 - Do you know it?
04:26 - Wow, this guy really rebounded
04:32 after being a failing actor.
04:34 - The world's best actor right now.
04:39 - That's kinda, he's clearly wearing
04:44 a Stranger Things shirt today,
04:46 considering this is an 80s guy.
04:48 - Oh, all right.
04:55 - That's so hot, Lucy.
04:56 - All right.
04:57 - Oh.
05:07 - How would you have grabbed onto that?
05:10 - Yeah, like there's nowhere to grab onto.
05:14 - Oh, sweet sauce.
05:16 - Nice.
05:18 Good thinking, Lucy.
05:19 - That's a great transition.
05:21 - Love that overconfidence.
05:32 - Kick his ass, Groo.
05:41 (laughing)
05:43 - He's gonna outdance him, you know?
05:48 - I go for the hips.
05:49 I wait til the middle point.
05:52 - Wow, that bald spot is blinding.
05:56 - Beggars can't be choosers.
05:58 - Did you actually think I was unconscious?
06:00 It's called acting, hoser, and clearly I've still got it.
06:05 - I like this guy's gadgetry.
06:09 (laughing)
06:11 - Sweet, keytar.
06:13 - Nudity.
06:13 - Yeah.
06:15 - The animation just keeps improving, though.
06:24 - Oh.
06:37 - Like they just landed on the beach
06:38 and then became like top DJs.
06:41 I love that for them.
06:42 - And they could pull off anything.
06:44 Oh, damn, the three gun.
06:46 - Into the E, into the three.
06:49 - Trey Parker from South Park?
07:02 Oh.
07:03 - Oh, okay.
07:04 - This is not even worth talking about.
07:06 I don't even want to waste it.
07:08 - That's not so secretive, man.
07:09 I feel like you would get caught all the time doing that.
07:11 - Yeah, you're like plainly going into the sky
07:15 in a couch, on a couch.
07:17 - It is with great sadness I am retiring
07:21 as head of the AVL.
07:23 - No, I loved you.
07:25 - Darn it.
07:26 - Don't you remember him so well?
07:26 - He was such a big character.
07:28 - Left an impression.
07:29 - Yeah.
07:30 - Head office, effective immediately.
07:33 - Oh wow, all right, long legs and long blonde hair.
07:37 - Whoa.
07:38 - What is going on here?
07:42 - Oh.
07:42 - I mean, someone finds her attractive.
07:45 - Which one of you losers is Agent Gru?
07:49 - That would be me.
07:51 - How could you let Balthazar Bratz just get away?
07:55 That is the opposite of what we do here.
07:57 - He didn't get the diamond
08:01 and I am this close to bringing him in.
08:03 - Interesting.
08:04 - You're fired!
08:06 - Fired?
08:07 - Gru is a great agent.
08:09 You know what, if you fire him,
08:10 you're gonna have to fire me, sister, sister.
08:12 - Oh, we were asking for it.
08:14 - They're asking for it by showing up out of uniform.
08:17 They're literally the only ones with normal clothes on.
08:20 Everyone else had a suit.
08:21 - Disrespect.
08:23 - It was coming.
08:24 - Is he gonna have to go back to being a villain?
08:26 - I would like that, but then he has to fight the,
08:30 okay, he's got an out villain, the dancer.
08:32 He's gotta learn dance moves.
08:34 I've decided.
08:35 - Well, this one looks the best so far.
08:44 - Whoa, that looks cool, yeah.
08:46 - Cool, how cute.
08:52 - You never got to go on a honeymoon, so.
08:54 - We made you dinner.
08:56 - It's a luau.
08:57 - Oh my God, it's so cute.
08:59 - That's what everyone wants on their honeymoon,
09:01 for their children to be there.
09:03 (upbeat music)
09:05 - Oh, I love 'em.
09:11 - The gummy bears were my idea.
09:13 - Oh, yummy, a good old gummy bear soup.
09:16 - Looks too good to even eat.
09:20 - But I made it for you.
09:22 - You have to eat it.
09:23 - You better eat it, Guru.
09:24 - Yeah, you better, she's so adorable.
09:26 - I love the combination.
09:29 - Oh, gummy bears and meat.
09:32 - So, how was work?
09:36 - Oh, did you take that guy down?
09:37 Did anything explode?
09:39 - Well, actually.
09:41 - Their careers.
09:42 - Lucy and I were invited to not work.
09:47 - Invited to not work.
09:48 - No.
09:50 - They're the best part of this, oh my God.
09:57 - You can gamble on mine.
09:58 - That's what Katie's dad does.
10:00 - That's a good suggestion.
10:02 And let's not go over to Katie's house anymore.
10:06 (laughing)
10:08 - I know it's been a little tough lately,
10:13 especially with Dr. Nefario
10:15 accidentally freezing himself in carbonite.
10:18 - What?
10:19 - Oh, poor guy.
10:22 - They couldn't get--
10:23 - You're really not a very good scientist.
10:24 - Couldn't get Russell Brand to commit to being on set.
10:27 (laughing)
10:28 (speaking in foreign language)
10:31 - Go dark.
10:33 - Guys. - What's for lunch?
10:34 - Be bad.
10:35 - We're not going back to Villaney
10:37 and I don't want to hear another word about it.
10:40 (speaking in foreign language)
10:44 - Ciao, bello.
10:45 - You're serious?
10:46 Come on.
10:48 - Bro.
10:48 Yeah, stomp on that hat.
10:52 Oh boy.
10:53 - You're in charge now, huh?
10:55 (laughing)
10:57 - I mean, if he just gets that one guy,
10:58 he'd be able to get his job back, right?
11:00 - But he doesn't have any dance skills
11:03 and purple tracksuit guys got a lot.
11:05 - Monsieur--
11:08 - Oh, they keep getting bigger.
11:10 - I know, they make a lot of fat jokes in this.
11:13 - The chief of police sent me.
11:15 He was concerned that during the recent heist attempt,
11:18 the Dumont diamond was replaced.
11:20 - You can hear him jiggling.
11:21 - You have been dipped.
11:24 - What?
11:25 - By me.
11:26 - Oh, it's fake?
11:27 He's the guy.
11:29 He is an actor.
11:30 - Oh no, help!
11:33 - Oh, okay.
11:39 Oh no, oh.
11:40 Got it.
11:44 - I've been a bad boy.
11:53 Or should I say, je suis un mauvais garçon.
11:56 (crying)
11:58 - I mean, he seems like a really competent villain though.
12:01 - Yeah.
12:02 - A difficult one to take down.
12:03 - Like it's all really easy for him.
12:06 - A true anarchist.
12:07 I'm waiting for this movie to get terrible.
12:09 - Yeah, me too.
12:10 - And so far I'm like,
12:11 this is about on par with what I know for Despicable Me.
12:14 - Yeah.
12:15 - Lost.
12:18 - Aw.
12:22 - Welcome to my weekly crisis.
12:24 - It's daily for me.
12:27 - Well, if that makes sense looking at you.
12:29 You shouldn't feel that way too.
12:30 (laughing)
12:33 - There's a lot more texture in this animation.
12:42 - Yeah, like darkness and shadows.
12:45 - Yeah, it's more striking.
12:48 - No, Kyle, stop.
12:50 No, Kyle, let go.
12:51 - I didn't know that the dog's name was Kyle until just now.
12:58 - Me too.
12:59 - He'll help you if you have a nightmare
13:00 and he's really good to snuggle with.
13:03 - Aw.
13:03 - Agnes, Agnes.
13:04 - Nope.
13:05 - No, not the big fluffy unicorn.
13:08 - She giving away her stuff?
13:11 - No, sweet girl.
13:12 - I just wanted to help since you don't have a job.
13:15 - She is the best character in this whole franchise.
13:18 - She really is.
13:20 - I would never sell anything to help out though.
13:22 (laughing)
13:24 - The villainy is coming.
13:35 Oh my God.
13:36 - Wow.
13:37 - He just murdered that guy.
13:38 - He just killed that guy?
13:40 - I feel like they also killed that guy
13:42 in that car earlier too.
13:43 Oh good, he's not dead.
13:45 - My name is Fitz.
13:46 - Ow!
13:47 - And I am in firing on behalf of your twin brother, Drew.
13:52 He needs your help.
13:53 - Drew?
13:54 - What?
13:56 - Your father has recently passed away.
13:58 - I'm sorry, but my dad died when I was a baby.
14:01 - Huh.
14:03 - How do you explain this?
14:05 - Oh, Madre, what did you do?
14:11 Oh my God, he's so much more successful.
14:13 - Holy tamale.
14:15 - Oh, there's a mom just lounging around her mind.
14:17 (laughing)
14:18 - It's important to keep active in one's golden years.
14:21 (laughing)
14:23 - Wow, mommy.
14:24 - Oh, all right, mom.
14:26 - Oh my goodness.
14:28 - Do I have a twin brother?
14:30 - Ah, how did you find out?
14:32 - It's true.
14:33 - Didn't even try to lie.
14:35 - That was the agreement.
14:36 - What are you talking about?
14:38 - Oh, she gets one, he gets the other?
14:40 - Your father and I divorced.
14:42 We each took one son to raise on our own
14:45 and promised never to see each other again.
14:48 - Interesting to throw a divorce element to a kids movie.
14:51 You don't really hear that too often.
14:52 - Yeah.
14:53 Oh, so that's sad.
14:55 - I have a brother.
14:57 - I don't think I would care.
15:00 - If you had a twin brother, yeah, you would.
15:02 You'd be like, let me just get a look at him.
15:04 We don't need to have a relationship.
15:06 But like, you really look like me or what?
15:08 - Does he do reactions?
15:10 Does he, what does he do?
15:12 - Hi piggy piggy.
15:13 Whoa, look at that house.
15:16 - Oh my God.
15:19 - Well, if my twin brother lived like that,
15:20 I would want to go meet him.
15:22 - What's with all the pigs?
15:23 - This is the family business.
15:26 The largest pig farm in the whole of Fedonia.
15:29 - They're into making bacon.
15:31 Whoa.
15:32 - This is amazing.
15:33 - That looks pretty awesome.
15:35 - What have you done?
15:36 - I mean, I'm down.
15:37 - My brother!
15:41 - Drew!
15:42 - Drew!
15:43 - Oh no.
15:46 - Oh.
15:47 - Oh my God.
15:48 He's even got a full head of hair.
15:50 - Wow.
15:51 - You must be the beautiful wife.
15:53 - Beautiful?
15:55 - Oh, she would totally go for it.
15:56 - Oh yeah.
15:57 - Oh, you're Agnes.
15:59 You're small with big eyes.
16:01 It makes me want to put you in my pocket.
16:03 - You can't do that.
16:05 I'm too big.
16:10 - And Margo, oh, you are so mature.
16:13 I'm guessing why you're 15?
16:16 - 15?
16:17 - She's 12.
16:18 She looks 12 and will always be 12.
16:20 - Yeah, creepy.
16:22 - Place is amazing here.
16:23 - Sure, I'm not really into things.
16:26 - Oh my gosh.
16:29 Why are they not pink?
16:30 - Wow.
16:31 - They're all red.
16:32 - Is he laundering drugs through those pigs?
16:34 - Ooh.
16:36 A little cocaine?
16:37 - All right, let's go home now.
16:39 - Home?
16:39 - Why?
16:40 - I don't know.
16:41 This guy with the mansion and the cars
16:44 and all of the hair.
16:45 - He's jealous.
16:47 You could kill him and take his identity.
16:49 - Yeah.
16:50 - You girls should go with him.
16:52 - Bye.
16:52 You boys have fun.
16:54 (laughing)
16:56 - You know, people clown on one percenters all the time
16:59 as terrible people,
17:01 but it'd be nice to be like a five percenter or something.
17:03 (laughing)
17:05 - A five percenter.
17:08 - The all new mega diamond laser.
17:10 - Oh wow, this guy's got his own toys and stuff.
17:16 - Evil Brat was a masterpiece.
17:18 - It's a disgrace and a travesty, sir.
17:20 - This time, I'm canceling you
17:23 and all the losers who rejected me.
17:26 - Oh no.
17:28 We live there.
17:29 - Wow.
17:30 Not good to watch while there's a strike going on.
17:33 - True.
17:35 (thudding)
17:37 - Is it broken?
17:39 (screaming)
17:42 - Yeah, yeah.
17:43 (laughing)
17:48 - Oh, how cool would that be?
17:54 - What is all this?
17:56 - The pig farm?
17:57 - Looks like Harry Potter chambers.
17:59 (laughing)
18:04 - Oh.
18:05 His laugh.
18:08 - What?
18:11 - Very creative set and layers and he's a criminal?
18:16 - Yeah.
18:17 - Super, super, super villain.
18:24 - More like bald ding.
18:29 I feel like he never went full bald.
18:31 - To dad, I was just a failure.
18:36 Never thought I had what it took to be a villain.
18:38 - Wow, interesting juxtaposition they're drawing here.
18:40 - Teach me the art of villainy.
18:44 - No, I left that life behind me and the story.
18:48 - I wonder what this does.
18:49 - Oh.
18:53 - Is he gonna hold them as collateral?
18:54 - What is this?
18:59 - Holy moly, dad's villain wheels.
19:02 - Oh, so this one's combining the super villainy
19:04 and the super spy stuff.
19:06 - Yeah.
19:07 - All into one big mumbo jumbo.
19:11 - What a beautiful day.
19:12 - Zero to 403 seconds, able to withstand a nuclear blast.
19:17 I'm to the T.
19:18 - Whoa.
19:20 - It's a hybrid.
19:21 - Look out.
19:22 - He said it's a hybrid.
19:28 (screaming)
19:31 - Oh, I thought they were gonna go in the water
19:34 and swim around a bit.
19:36 - I mean, the animation and visuals are still very cool.
19:42 - It's pretty cool.
19:44 I like the point of view of the camera too.
19:46 - Yeah, the way they lock off the shots are really awesome.
19:49 - I am not enjoying this.
19:51 (screaming)
19:55 - Whoa.
19:57 - The Drew guy is a little annoying though.
19:59 - Yeah, absolutely, 100%.
20:02 - Welcome to the annual Fidonian Cheese Festival, go!
20:07 - What, how do I go to there?
20:11 - That seems insanely dangerous.
20:13 - Can we get these please?
20:16 - Okay, but only one each.
20:17 - Aw, mew.
20:18 - No I don't.
20:20 - Aw, mew.
20:21 - You can get as many as you want.
20:22 - I don't care.
20:23 - Ah.
20:24 - It's okay to tell them no sometimes too, you know?
20:27 - Not when you're trying to get love.
20:29 - She is wearing a Grinch t-shirt.
20:31 She is made after my own heart.
20:35 - Can we go in there?
20:35 - Nice, nice, nice.
20:37 (grunting)
20:39 - You don't wanna go in there.
20:41 - I love this.
20:42 - The little girls go and get the cheese.
20:44 - Oh my God, amazing.
20:46 You just walk around and eat cheese all day?
20:48 - Aw, look at that poor little guy.
20:52 - Nobody picked him.
20:54 - Go pick him.
20:55 - Why don't you go up there?
20:57 - Go take a bite of his cheese, young lady, right now.
21:00 - Starting with the one who gave you permission to say no.
21:02 - Yeah.
21:03 - I'm Margo.
21:08 - Hello Margo.
21:10 I am Nico.
21:11 - It's like a little group.
21:13 - Aw.
21:16 - Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.
21:17 Thank you Margo, thank you.
21:19 - I am a great mother.
21:22 Do you see that girls?
21:23 I laid.
21:24 - Oh, they're gone.
21:26 They're in there drinking with those cowboys.
21:28 - Look, a unicorn horn.
21:32 - It's real, all right.
21:35 Came from the crooked forest where unicorns still live.
21:40 (laughing)
21:43 - You crazy French freaks, oh my God.
21:46 - Oh boy, oh.
21:48 - I saw one once.
21:49 - Did you pet it?
21:50 Did it smell like candy?
21:51 - Was it?
21:52 - Fluffy.
21:53 (laughing)
21:56 - I thought I was gonna die.
21:59 - Oh, he said the line.
22:01 - Yeah.
22:02 It's so fluffy, I wanna die.
22:04 - They say if a maiden pure of heart
22:07 goes into the crooked forest,
22:09 the unicorn will come and be hers.
22:13 - Wow.
22:14 - Agnes.
22:15 (laughing)
22:18 - Oh my goodness.
22:19 - Excuse me.
22:20 (screaming)
22:21 - Don't worry, I'm here.
22:23 Are you okay?
22:24 - Unicorns are really real and I'm gonna find one.
22:29 (laughing)
22:31 - I love her so much.
22:32 - I hope this unicorn's actually real.
22:34 - Me too.
22:35 This is the adventure I wanna go on,
22:37 is them trying to find a unicorn.
22:39 - What are you doing?
22:42 - Did you just steal candies?
22:44 - Yes.
22:45 - That's a lot of effort for two lollipops.
22:47 - He's lucky.
22:50 - Hey, police, what do we do, what do we do?
22:53 Come on.
22:54 (gasping)
22:55 - Oh, he's kicking in the villain mode.
22:56 - He's getting the spark.
22:58 - All right, I'm down.
23:00 (screaming)
23:01 - Bring it out, pigs.
23:04 - No, not the pigs.
23:05 - Cops.
23:06 - Take him with us.
23:08 - Cops and pigs.
23:09 - Ha ha.
23:10 (screaming)
23:12 (dramatic music)
23:15 - Whoa.
23:20 - Uh oh.
23:21 Oh, it's gonna turn into a boat, right?
23:28 Yeah, yeah, cool.
23:30 - I thought you were going to pee your pants.
23:33 - I did.
23:35 - You did.
23:35 - I mean, the movie's cool, cute, and fun.
23:39 It's not like mesmerizing or something.
23:41 - Yeah, no.
23:42 (speaking in foreign language)
23:45 - Pizza.
23:47 (laughing)
23:49 - Why does it look like the Warner Brothers lot?
23:52 - Yeah, it does, right?
23:53 - I think I saw Vin Diesel.
23:54 - Especially from the side.
23:55 - I'm pretty sure I just saw a Vin Diesel cameo
23:57 in the background.
23:59 - Really?
24:00 - Yeah.
24:01 (panting)
24:03 - Oh.
24:07 (groaning)
24:08 (singing in foreign language)
24:12 - Oh my God.
24:15 (singing in foreign language)
24:19 - I love how they're not perturbed at all
24:20 by whatever the hell these things are.
24:21 - Right.
24:22 (singing in foreign language)
24:26 - This movie is so random.
24:35 There's so many things happening in this movie.
24:37 - Yeah, there's three different storylines.
24:39 - Four.
24:44 - The minions are in Hollywood.
24:45 We got the brat guy.
24:47 We got Lucy and the kids.
24:49 - I forgot about that guy.
24:50 He hadn't been around in a minute.
24:52 (singing in foreign language)
24:54 - Oh, lovely.
24:56 - Amazing.
24:57 - Wait, when I use the bathroom,
24:59 my toilet paper always turns pink after I use it.
25:01 - Oh.
25:03 - Or some kind of red.
25:04 - Yeah, I feel like we don't need to really discuss it.
25:09 - It's been like that for days.
25:11 - Oh, yeah.
25:13 (speaking in foreign language)
25:17 - Oh, I hope this movie does something really strange
25:20 and has them fall in love.
25:21 (laughing)
25:22 - Just go for it.
25:23 Be weird.
25:24 (laughing)
25:26 - Bet you still wanna steal.
25:29 - There is something.
25:30 - What do you wanna steal?
25:32 - What?
25:32 - We steal the largest diamond in the world.
25:36 - Oh, from, yeah, all right.
25:38 - And then return it.
25:40 - I'm finally gonna get to see a unicorn.
25:42 - There is a chance that you might not find one.
25:45 It might not be good unicorn finding weather.
25:49 - Why are you disappointing her beforehand?
25:52 - Maybe unicorns don't--
25:55 - Exist.
25:57 - Explore that part of the woods.
26:01 - A maiden could find one if she was pure in heart.
26:04 - Oh. - I'm pure in heart right now.
26:06 - Yeah, the purest.
26:08 - The purest.
26:12 - If I have a daughter and she doesn't end up like her.
26:14 - Yeah, you cancel it.
26:15 Throw it in the trash. - I have to throw it out?
26:17 - Yeah. - Throw that daughter out?
26:18 - Absolutely.
26:18 - Right in the trash bin.
26:19 - Either into the trash or the recycling.
26:21 Either one of them will do.
26:23 Just send her somewhere else.
26:25 Oh my goodness.
26:28 This I love.
26:30 - Get that back.
26:31 - Ah, got it.
26:32 (laughing)
26:34 - Oh no, no.
26:36 - Ah, look at them snapping their way through.
26:40 - Is this their version of West Side Story with minions?
26:43 (laughing)
26:46 - Oh my God, they run this prison.
26:46 - I love it, they run it.
26:49 Because they are true villains.
26:52 Look at him looking at the camera.
26:54 Oh my goodness, I can't.
26:55 - The minions have taken over.
26:57 - Banana.
26:58 What?
27:04 - You saw Gru there?
27:04 - Wait, what?
27:06 Oh, PTSD.
27:08 (sad music)
27:10 - Aw, see Gru always loved them.
27:12 - Time to watch a very special episode of Evil Brat
27:15 to see exactly what I'm gonna do to stupid Tenseltown.
27:18 - God, how's this guy not gotten over his TV show
27:21 from 20 years ago?
27:22 Like, come on buddy.
27:23 - Chew on this.
27:25 - He's shooting his super sticky self-inflating gum.
27:31 - Oh goodness.
27:35 (laughing)
27:37 - Ugh.
27:40 - I will be honest, that studio is pretty cool.
27:46 His style, I like it.
27:48 - I know.
27:49 - I don't like him.
27:50 - Holy moly, that is gorgeous.
27:57 - They love candy.
28:03 - That looks like a Simpsons donut.
28:06 - There are so many plots happening.
28:09 - So much going on.
28:12 Also, where is like Margo and Mom?
28:14 And those kids are just like allowed to go out solo?
28:17 - Apparently, into the woods.
28:19 - That's crazy to me.
28:20 - Ugh.
28:31 - Spill it, Toots.
28:32 - This will make us unstoppable.
28:34 - Oh, hi Chihuahua.
28:36 I called the black one.
28:37 - I really feel like they could have done a lot more
28:39 with the Drew character though.
28:40 - Yeah.
28:41 - He's just kind of like loud and annoying.
28:44 - Yeah.
28:45 - He's not really, I don't really know him as a personality.
28:48 - Right, they're just like the same and kind of, yeah.
28:52 - Hello, Mother Margo.
28:53 I am Nico.
28:55 I present you with pig to confirm my engagement
28:58 to your daughter.
28:59 - Engagement?
29:00 Oh, that's what eating the cheese meant
29:02 and nobody knew it.
29:03 - It's not happening.
29:05 - Who was I kidding?
29:06 A dumpling like me with a goddess like you.
29:09 I will never forget you, Margo.
29:11 - Oh, I'm pretty sure I won't forget you either.
29:14 - Plan did not work.
29:15 - You refuse my son's engagement?
29:18 Big man, you and your daughter die a slow death
29:22 and be buried with onions.
29:23 - Oh no, they're cursed.
29:25 - You do not wanna mess with me.
29:28 Do you understand me?
29:31 - Yes, yes.
29:32 - Good.
29:32 - I think we just need to, oh.
29:34 - Okay.
29:35 That seemed like too easy.
29:36 Like the payoff wasn't good enough.
29:38 - Yeah.
29:39 - Right?
29:40 - I'm really starting to feel the movie's weaknesses.
29:43 - Yeah.
29:44 - It's a fine movie so far.
29:45 It's fine.
29:46 - Yeah, it's fine.
29:47 I'm not like, I'm mostly excited for this plot point
29:49 and the minions.
29:50 Those are my favorite.
29:51 - Ooh, my whole life has been building to this moment.
29:57 (dramatic music)
29:59 - What?
30:01 - Just a goat.
30:02 - It's a unicorn.
30:03 - Love that.
30:06 (laughing)
30:06 - I can't believe it.
30:08 (laughing)
30:10 - It's so adorable.
30:11 - It's so cute.
30:12 And she's allowed to bring it home.
30:14 - Still don't see why I can't go with you.
30:16 - Now is not the time to mess with the plan.
30:18 (dramatic music)
30:21 - Hey mother.
30:24 - Saw that coming.
30:26 (screaming)
30:28 - Oh my God, he's making so much noise.
30:33 - Oh boy.
30:37 - Come on.
30:40 Camouflage mode.
30:42 Freeze and close your eyes and cover your mouth.
30:47 - You should have stayed in the boat.
30:50 (groaning)
30:52 - I feel like this is like a video game.
30:56 - Oh my God.
30:57 - Okay.
30:58 All right.
31:00 - Follow me.
31:04 - Oh no.
31:08 - Oh, uh oh.
31:09 - Ew.
31:12 - This guy is such a liability.
31:17 - It's going so wrong, all wrong.
31:20 - Cool.
31:24 (screaming)
31:26 - Hey, hey, he slightly contributed something.
31:29 - Are they doing a prison break?
31:36 - Oh, they can just go right through.
31:38 - Oh, are they creating a flying device?
31:49 Oh, interesting.
31:53 - Awesome.
31:54 - Wait, what?
31:59 Is that guy gonna, how, what's he gonna do?
32:02 He just left?
32:03 No, what about him?
32:06 - I don't know.
32:19 This guy just doesn't know how to be a villain.
32:22 - We get it.
32:23 But I'm like, would he really be that dumb?
32:25 That's exploding bubble gum.
32:27 Don't do it.
32:29 - Oh my God.
32:32 - Oh boy.
32:33 - Oh, he did bring it to life.
32:39 - Oh, all right.
32:41 - Ew.
32:46 - Gross.
32:47 Open your mouth.
32:48 Oh God.
32:50 Rah.
32:51 - Intruders, intruders.
32:53 - Freeze, Gru.
32:57 There's two of you now?
32:59 This will be twice as much fun.
33:01 - I like how you could recognize him right away.
33:03 - Yeah, it took him like a 0.5 seconds to be like, Gru?
33:07 - Uh-huh.
33:08 - Give me back my diamond.
33:09 - Go get him, Brad Pack.
33:10 - Oh.
33:14 - Oh.
33:15 - Oh.
33:16 - Okay.
33:22 - Cause there's a lot of these semi-crass humor jokes.
33:27 Don't you stick?
33:34 - Yeah, sticky.
33:37 Oh, okay.
33:38 They're just going to happen to miss it.
33:44 - Hey guys.
33:45 - What?
33:46 - Oh.
33:46 - We got the diamond and we're going to take it to the AVL
33:51 and get our jobs back.
33:53 - You'll never ever go behind my back ever again.
33:58 - Okay.
33:59 - That was really convenient.
34:00 - Yeah, it was.
34:01 - No way, we can't give the diamond back.
34:04 - I have to.
34:05 - Oh no, is he going to partner up with Braddy?
34:08 - Oh, and become a true villain.
34:12 - At least I had the job.
34:13 - What have you accomplished that was so great?
34:15 I'll tell you what, nothing.
34:18 No wonder dad thought you were such a failure.
34:21 - Dude, too mean.
34:23 - We are no longer brothers.
34:25 - That's fine with me.
34:26 - We are enemies.
34:27 - Gru, I found a unicorn.
34:29 - I like how they still call him Gru instead of dad.
34:33 - Yeah, right?
34:34 - That's not actually a unicorn.
34:37 - But he has one horn.
34:39 - Life is just like that sometimes.
34:42 - We're hoping for a unicorn and we get a goat.
34:46 - That goat is so adorable.
34:47 - Lucky is the best goat in the whole wide world.
34:51 - That's right, Agnes.
34:52 - You could learn something from her attitude, Gru.
34:54 - Woo, I'll take this.
34:56 - Can you get the rest of the suitcases?
34:58 - Come on girls, let's go.
35:00 - Let's get physical.
35:02 - Physical.
35:03 - I wanna get physical.
35:06 (singing)
35:08 - Change of plans, girls.
35:10 Instead of going home.
35:12 - What?
35:13 - We're going to Hollywood.
35:18 - That was a good twist.
35:20 - Let's go, Clive.
35:21 We've got a giant robot waiting.
35:24 - That was really well done.
35:26 - Yeah, I like that.
35:27 - Lucy?
35:28 (screaming)
35:30 - Brett, he took the girls.
35:32 - What?
35:33 No.
35:34 - This time, it's personal.
35:36 - Gru, go away.
35:38 I don't want to talk to you.
35:39 - But he needs your help now.
35:42 - No.
35:43 - I'm sorry.
35:44 - I'm so sorry, Gru.
35:48 - Oh, look out!
35:49 - What is that?
35:51 - Oh, what are the odds?
35:54 - Oh boy.
35:55 Yay!
35:57 - Now?
36:00 - Go get him.
36:06 - Wow, great design of those clouds.
36:11 (roaring)
36:13 Oh boy.
36:14 - Wow, it looks very tangible.
36:17 That looks real.
36:18 - Giant robot.
36:20 - That does not, that looks great.
36:23 - Yeah.
36:23 - Hello, Hollywood!
36:25 - Not technically Hollywood,
36:28 'cause you did arise in Santa Monica,
36:30 but I guess he moves fast.
36:32 - I was wondering if that was Santa Monica
36:33 up here a good way.
36:34 - It was.
36:35 (roaring)
36:37 - No!
36:38 - Oh boy.
36:39 - Let it die!
36:40 - Good old Hollywood and Highland is going up in bubbles.
36:46 (screaming)
36:48 Oh no.
36:49 Oh no.
36:52 What in the world?
36:54 Oh, is that supposed to be good?
36:56 - Oh, that is so mean.
36:57 - Lights!
36:58 Camera!
36:58 Laser!
36:59 - Oh, oh, this is not good.
37:05 (screaming)
37:08 - This is actually Hollywood.
37:10 All these buildings are in the right place.
37:12 Crazy.
37:13 - Look, I've got the girls.
37:15 You two go take care of Brat.
37:17 - Damn, you were able to spot them.
37:18 - All right, man.
37:20 What is, does she, oh, okay.
37:22 - Show that you're a good mom.
37:24 - I love it when a plan comes together.
37:26 (screaming)
37:27 - It's crew!
37:28 - Oh, is that the voice of the family guy guy?
37:31 - No, I think it's the South Park guy.
37:33 - The South Park guy, yeah.
37:35 - That guy.
37:36 - Trey Parker.
37:37 - I just heard it right now.
37:38 Okay, that was easy.
37:42 - The design of that, it looks so-
37:44 - So real.
37:45 - It actually looks real, yeah.
37:48 - Brat pack, go get that Brat pack.
37:50 (laughing)
37:52 - Incoming!
37:54 - Ah.
37:57 - So annoying.
38:03 (grunting)
38:05 - I swear, Drew, you better save the day.
38:10 - Get him.
38:11 There you go.
38:12 Now he's coming into his true villain skills.
38:14 - 'Cause he's fighting for something bigger than himself.
38:17 - Hang on, girls, I've got you!
38:19 - I'm slipping!
38:20 - Oh no, oh my goodness.
38:23 Oh, got him.
38:25 Good job, Lucy.
38:28 - Got the goose!
38:30 - Whoa.
38:33 (laughing)
38:34 - Look at what we have here!
38:36 (dramatic music)
38:39 - All right, save your twin brother.
38:45 - Oh my God, you gotta climb fast.
38:47 - Oh boy, hurry up.
38:48 Just cut 'em all, cut 'em all.
38:51 (screaming)
38:53 - What, what's happening?
38:58 - All right, now get out of there, Drew.
39:02 - Oh, he's gonna blow up, buddy.
39:05 That looks pretty cool, though.
39:10 - Now it's time to die.
39:12 Any last words, Gru?
39:14 - I got two words for you, dance fight.
39:18 - Here we go.
39:18 - Oh.
39:19 All right, we knew that.
39:23 We knew this was gonna happen.
39:25 ♪ Your love to me, yeah ♪
39:32 ♪ I'm so bad at lies ♪
39:36 - Come on, Gru.
39:37 - All right, come on.
39:39 - Come on, Gru.
39:40 - Let's get rid of this guy.
39:41 (laughing)
39:47 - What you're looking for?
39:48 (dramatic music)
39:51 - Bitchin'.
39:51 - Die by bitchin', classical rock guitar.
39:56 - Onions.
39:59 - It's not, there's no way it's that easy.
40:02 Oh, what?
40:03 How are these weapons not working
40:07 against these bubbles, these poor minions?
40:09 (laughing)
40:13 - Soul.
40:15 - Where?
40:16 - It says soul in the background, like a billboard.
40:18 - Oh, like for that movie.
40:20 - That Pixar movie.
40:29 ♪ It's raining men ♪
40:31 ♪ Hallelujah, it's raining minions ♪
40:35 ♪ You remember when we danced together ♪
40:41 ♪ Love you, Mom ♪
40:43 - Say hi to Gru for me.
40:45 (laughing)
40:46 - Go, go to bed.
40:47 - He gets to sleep with the minions.
40:51 - You have a perfectly nice mansion.
40:53 - Guys, come on.
40:54 (sped up talking)
40:55 - Oh boy.
40:57 - He has an umbrella.
40:58 - Oh my God.
41:03 - Wait, what is this?
41:04 - I think they go do villainy stuff.
41:05 - I thought we said no more villainy.
41:08 - Somebody's got to keep the family tradition alive, right?
41:12 (screaming)
41:14 - They all have suits too.
41:16 - Let's get him.
41:17 - I mean, he's my brother.
41:19 - You're giving me five minute head start.
41:21 - Wow, what a weird battle to be embroiled into.
41:26 - Yeah, fighting your twin brother.
41:28 - My brother slash roommate,
41:30 I have to fight every single night.
41:31 (laughing)
41:34 - Every night he comes home to the same house
41:39 and they're like, "I love you, brother."
41:40 And he's like, "I'm off to do villainy."
41:41 All right, five minute head start.
41:44 - That sounds like a nightmare.
41:48 - Yeah, I mean, this movie was fine.
41:51 I still thought it was fun.
41:52 My favorite plot points are always the minions
41:55 and obviously Agnes trying to find the unicorn.
41:57 If we could have stayed with them,
41:58 I would have really, I would have loved it.
42:00 I mean, it's not like bad.
42:01 I just, there were times I was sitting here just going like,
42:05 I don't know why, oh, is that a put?
42:07 No, it's a regular.
42:08 I don't know why it's not, it wasn't as like,
42:13 there was too many plot points and at no point
42:16 was there any emotions pulling me into being like,
42:19 oh, it's so sweet.
42:20 Besides Agnes, she's always the one who's so sweet
42:22 and makes me like, oh, that's like really sweet.
42:25 I really felt something.
42:26 Other than that, I just sort of was like,
42:28 yeah, okay, I'm watching a thing.
42:31 - Yeah, no, it actually, I agree.
42:34 This definitely was diminishing returns.
42:37 - Yeah, like in the beginning,
42:39 we kind of thought it might be good.
42:41 - Yeah, in the beginning, I was like,
42:42 I don't know what people are talking about.
42:43 This is like really fun and we're setting up a villain
42:46 right off the bat and he wins
42:48 and he causes the crew to lose his job.
42:50 And I thought that they were setting up
42:53 a lot of great ways to continue forward,
42:57 but it definitely felt like, whoa, what's going on here?
43:01 Oh no, just, all right.
43:04 There's stuff on screen happening with them, whatever.
43:07 Yeah, no, it was, these are really cool credits.
43:12 They are distracting me, but they are really cool.
43:14 - They're cool.
43:15 It's like what they did with the mints in the last one.
43:18 - Yes.
43:18 It's just whenever it feels like
43:21 I'm watching a mid-credit scene,
43:23 it's not a mid-credit scene,
43:24 it's just them chasing each other.
43:25 - It's just them running around.
43:27 - Okay.
43:28 I'll try not to be distracted by it.
43:31 Yeah, but as it progressed,
43:34 I still, I just didn't really connect with anything.
43:38 - Me neither.
43:39 - It just kind of felt like,
43:42 like the last movie sequel felt like
43:45 a proper progression for Gru
43:48 and where his journey would take him.
43:51 - And this felt like they were making shit up
43:53 to make a movie.
43:54 - Yeah.
43:55 - Yeah.
43:56 - Like they're just like, add this plot point,
43:57 add this plot point.
43:58 And even as we got to like,
44:01 where they're trying to go and break into the,
44:03 into the purple guy's house, whatever,
44:07 I just felt like kind of numb watching it.
44:09 Like even those parts about him being sticky,
44:11 being camouflaged, it's supposed to be funny,
44:13 they're going together.
44:14 He's like, I didn't feel anything.
44:16 I was like, I don't even find this really that funny,
44:19 but maybe it's because, I don't know,
44:22 we didn't set up enough with Dru, the brother,
44:24 we didn't really get to know him that much.
44:26 We get that he was like kind of the sweeter one
44:28 and he wants to be a villain, but I don't know.
44:33 I don't know like what it-
44:34 - He's really annoying.
44:35 - Yeah, I know.
44:36 It's too many, it's way too much Gru, Dru energy.
44:40 Like, 'cause they're very similar that I'm like,
44:43 oh God, thank God we're cutting to a minion scene
44:46 or like, thank goodness it's the girls now.
44:50 And I still felt like the plot of like Margot being thrown
44:54 in there with eating the cheese
44:55 and Lucy having to stick up to the kids,
44:58 to the family to become like more of her mom
45:01 and a mom figure, we didn't even really still set that up.
45:05 It was like literally just a line in the beginning of like,
45:07 I'm still getting used to the mother-daughter stuff.
45:10 And then just cut to her being like, go eat that cheese.
45:14 And then she saves him at the end and Agnes calls her mom.
45:18 Normally in that part in a movie that was set up well
45:21 with great foundation, when the little girl rolls over
45:24 and says, I love you mom for the first time,
45:28 you would probably feel something
45:30 or be like close to tears.
45:31 I didn't really feel much 'cause I was like,
45:33 we didn't do, there was way too many plot points.
45:35 - It felt like everything sort of got half measured out.
45:39 You know, there was the plot line with Dru and Gru,
45:43 which I think definitely needed a little bit more meat on it
45:48 than like, I never felt like, I guess Gru needed a brother.
45:53 And then it didn't even really lead to an arc.
45:56 - Yeah, it just was like, he was just there.
45:59 - Yeah, like they got to the point,
46:01 'cause the whole thing with Dru being,
46:03 wanting to be a villain got introduced like
46:06 a little bit past the midway point.
46:08 But you know, Gru goes over there
46:10 and he wants to meet his brother.
46:12 And then he just, now he has a brother.
46:14 And that was about it.
46:15 Yeah, there was a little bit of a conflict
46:16 for like two minutes when, you know,
46:19 that would be disappointing to you,
46:20 but then the girls got kidnapped.
46:21 So that was resolved right away
46:22 and they started working together instantaneously.
46:25 And Dru's just kind of loud and obnoxious.
46:28 And then the story with, like there's stuff
46:31 about the stories that I don't feel like
46:32 that the theme of the movie was even that clear.
46:37 I kind of just felt like stuff was happening, you know?
46:40 Like the first one about being a father
46:43 and then realized that's more important.
46:45 And then the second one was finding love.
46:47 - Yeah.
46:48 - And then this one was like,
46:49 what exactly was it about it?
46:51 - We don't even know.
46:52 - Like all that stuff with Margo
46:54 and the getting engaged just felt like sketch comedy.
46:58 It didn't really matter.
47:00 And it felt half baked, half cooked.
47:03 And even Agnes with the unicorn bit,
47:07 like what did it really amount to?
47:10 It was just like a thing for them to do.
47:13 - Yeah.
47:14 Like another, because they were like,
47:15 we don't have enough to write a good enough movie
47:18 that's just about this.
47:19 - And then they set it up with the villain
47:22 to try to provide, I guess, a meta angle to it.
47:25 But I would forget about him.
47:27 I would totally forget he's in this movie.
47:29 - That's why when I was like, there's three plot points,
47:31 you're like, there's four.
47:32 And I still didn't go like, oh right.
47:34 I went, uh, and then you had to explain it
47:36 because I forgot about that guy.
47:37 - Yeah, in the beginning I thought
47:39 he was going to be really likable.
47:40 And it's not that I didn't like him.
47:42 He was, he just was-
47:45 - He was kind of annoying to me.
47:47 - Yeah, he's a little annoying.
47:49 - He's a little bit.
47:50 - I prefer watching him over Drew.
47:52 - Yeah, I agree.
47:54 - And he's, yeah, I mean, like the one little twist
47:59 where he was posing as Lucy, but other than that,
48:03 and like the visuals were really great again,
48:06 but when the story's weaknesses really stand out
48:10 and you're just not feeling much for it,
48:12 the visuals can only do so much to make up for that.
48:16 When the visuals are not like,
48:18 it's not like watching Spider-Verse or something
48:19 where they're just like, it's so insanely good
48:21 that it's a voice of its own.
48:24 That's not the case here.
48:26 It felt, yeah, it definitely felt like they were,
48:29 I really felt like the sequel, the last one,
48:32 even though I didn't prefer it over the first movie,
48:34 it was still a real natural way.
48:36 This felt like they were just trying to cash in
48:39 on some shit that they didn't really need to.
48:41 - Yeah, it felt like all the higher ups got around
48:44 and was like, throw this in and I want this and this,
48:47 and here's your money, but do this.
48:49 Oh, here's a good script, but nope,
48:51 we should have this, this, and this.
48:53 And then they're like, here you go.
48:55 And they went, yeah, make that.
48:57 And I'm like, did nobody screen this prior to be like,
49:01 what is an audience reaction gonna be?
49:04 Because I feel like most people would be like, it was okay,
49:07 but they probably wouldn't walk away going, it was good.
49:10 But then again, I'm just thinking with an animation,
49:14 you can literally cut scenes and draw new stuff.
49:18 So, you know what I mean?
49:20 - It takes a long time to like,
49:21 render all that shit. - Yeah, that's true.
49:23 - The thing is, "Despicable Me" came out in what, 2010,
49:26 if I'm not mistaken, this is 2017.
49:29 And people who, if your only target audience is kids,
49:33 you should, I think a lot of times you gotta be factoring in
49:36 the fact that people will be growing up, you know?
49:40 - Yeah, true. - It's like seven years
49:43 have passed. - Growing up with it, yeah.
49:45 - Yeah, and like even the little girls
49:46 don't feel like they grew up, it just feels like--
49:48 - They don't, they're always the same age.
49:49 - There's this passage of time, clearly,
49:52 from Gru to then Gru meeting Lucy,
49:55 then Gru getting married, and then their position in the job,
49:57 like there's clearly a passage of time.
50:00 And it feels like-- - But they make it seem
50:02 like three days. - Yeah, yeah,
50:03 they're the exact same age, like they don't seem
50:05 like they grew up at all. - Right.
50:07 - And I think that would've aided it,
50:09 and suppose it's just putting them in a funny scenario,
50:12 really dealing a little bit more with that side,
50:16 bringing it back full circle to them having to be parents
50:20 in a way, instead of this random brother element
50:22 that I did not think helped aided it.
50:23 - And I didn't care, I would've rather seen
50:26 more family stuff, like them becoming more of a family,
50:29 and how do we get past her thing of becoming a mom,
50:33 and maybe the minions teach them something,
50:36 'cause there was that one little clip of the minion
50:39 being like, but Gru's our dad, right?
50:42 And he thinks back, he looks at the bubbles on the ground,
50:44 and we're like, what, is that Gru?
50:45 - Yeah, that doesn't even circle back.
50:46 - And that was like, they didn't even circle back
50:48 to that really sweet montage of he's a dad also
50:52 to these minions, but they got upset,
50:54 'cause they're like, you're a real villain,
50:55 and you're not anymore, whatever.
50:57 But they never even really went back to that,
51:00 and I would've liked to follow that,
51:02 'cause that kinda made me feel something like that,
51:03 he's a dad to the minions, he's a dad to the girls,
51:06 and now he has his wife to bring into the picture,
51:09 but it was just sort of like, no, we gotta do
51:11 spy action stuff, and I just didn't,
51:15 I don't know, I didn't care.
51:16 - You're so right about that,
51:17 because when that moment happened,
51:19 I thought, I was thinking, this is really interesting,
51:22 because the minions, you kinda just lump them all together,
51:26 even though there's ones like, I don't know,
51:28 Kevin and whatever, Mel, some of them have names,
51:32 but they don't have distinct personalities.
51:35 I don't know who's gonna get mad at me for saying that,
51:36 but they really don't, guys.
51:38 They all kinda blend together.
51:40 And I thought, oh, they're really gonna
51:44 make this one distinct, this one we're gonna get
51:47 the most connected to, and there's actually gonna be
51:49 a true emotional connection, because he's gonna be the one
51:52 who is not for what everyone else is for right now,
51:57 and he wants to get back to, and I thought they were
51:59 really gonna do something with that,
52:00 so that you had that one minion you're really connected to,
52:03 and I completely forgot about it
52:04 until you brought it up right now.
52:06 - And I don't even know that it was the same,
52:09 'cause there's the thing, when he looks down at the bubbles,
52:12 he didn't have the little hairs on the side of his head.
52:14 He was just bald, I think, and then it cuts to the guy
52:18 with the side hair with fishing, and then a different one
52:21 with different hair in the different part of the montage.
52:25 So it was like a display of, oh, he's been a father figure
52:28 to all the minions at some point, right,
52:30 and does stuff with them, I guess, fun things.
52:33 But yeah, we never got back to it, and I'm like,
52:35 that's a story I would follow, along with him having
52:39 to raise his daughters, who should be getting older.
52:43 - Yeah. - You know?
52:45 - Yeah. - I don't know.
52:46 - I mean, like, I guess, what we're talking about
52:50 is all the great missed potential and the things
52:52 that stood out as weak, but the actual experience,
52:56 you know, honestly, if I was, if we weren't,
53:00 I think if we didn't have a camera pointed at us,
53:01 if we were just like friends hanging out and watching,
53:03 we were like, yeah, it was fine.
53:04 - Yeah, it was fine.
53:05 - We wouldn't be like picking it apart that much.
53:06 - No, God no, but this is what we do here, I guess,
53:10 when it's like not. - That's what we're supposed
53:11 to do. - Yeah.
53:12 - We're supposed to review it, and as going through it,
53:16 of what we thought was the weak points,
53:19 and yeah, these are the weak points about it,
53:20 but the movie itself is just like,
53:23 no, it's just a fine, I am disappointed,
53:27 I gotta admit, though, I am disappointed
53:29 because of the fact that, you know,
53:33 when it's a first movie, I let that excuse slide way more,
53:36 where you're just like, it's a kid's movie.
53:38 - Yeah. - Yeah, it's a kid's movie,
53:40 when it's the first one, but when you have like two,
53:43 like really good ones prior,
53:46 - Yeah. - that makes it
53:48 really disappointing, I mean, I can't just chalk it up
53:50 to it's a kid's movie at that point.
53:52 - No, it's like it was thrown together
53:54 for the sake of earning money,
53:56 but like I just think, I think it's weird,
53:59 'cause I tend to really like a lot of universal films,
54:02 and I feel like they've done a good job
54:05 in making films throughout the years,
54:06 and I don't feel like they do a lot of that,
54:10 what we just saw here, where it's like,
54:12 just throw it together, we have a name and a thing
54:14 and a theme park and people love minions,
54:16 that I'm like, what, no, always only make
54:19 really good stuff, even if, you know.
54:22 - This started feeling like, oh, we sell the brand.
54:24 - Yeah. - Yeah, whereas the second one
54:26 felt like, I heard the second one actually got
54:28 like a best picture nomination,
54:29 so for the animated department.
54:30 - Oh, nice. - 'Cause that one's
54:31 a well put together movie. - Yeah, yeah.
54:34 - And this felt like, kind of like it belongs
54:37 on a streaming service. (laughs)
54:39 - Yeah. - It felt like
54:40 a tight to streaming service movie.
54:41 - Yeah, like not released into a thing,
54:43 like for you to watch and maybe come and go
54:46 as you're making dinner, if you're not that interested.
54:49 - Yeah, this felt like a straight
54:50 to streaming service kind of movie.
54:52 - I give it five out of 10, 5.5, maybe.
54:56 - I'll meet you right there.
54:57 We didn't rate any of the other ones,
54:59 but we'll rate this one.
55:00 - We'll rate this one, I mean, and also,
55:03 you guys gotta let us know if you want us
55:05 to watch the Minions movies or other stuff.
55:08 - It's kind of did kill my buzz for it.
55:10 - Yeah, I know, right? - Yeah.
55:12 - I think we might have to move on
55:13 to a different type of genre of film for a while.
55:16 - Unless you guys are like, Minions are the best.
55:19 - Or die. - You have no idea
55:21 how good the Minions movie is.
55:24 - There's gonna be a million comments that are like,
55:25 Minions are bust. - Yeah.
55:27 - Oh my goodness, you guys.
55:29 - Minions are unsubscribed.
55:31 - Don't do that, we love you too much.
55:34 - This channel is horror, animated, and action movies.
55:37 (laughing)
55:41 - Horror, animated, action.
55:42 - No. - No consistent genre.
55:45 - No, not at all, not true.
55:49 Okay, well, we love you guys.
55:51 Leave that like, leave the comment, ring the bells,
55:53 do all the stuff.
55:53 If you're not a patron, become one,
55:55 and I think that's it. - That's it.
55:59 - We love you, goodbye.
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