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00:00:00 Citizens of the reject nation, I've got something for you.
00:00:05 - Oh, nice.
00:00:07 - Final destination four.
00:00:09 See, I've been doing a play on words
00:00:11 with final destination.
00:00:12 Four really offers a lot, Greg.
00:00:14 - They should have called it final destination forever.
00:00:17 For, final, for.
00:00:20 - Isn't this one called the final destination?
00:00:23 - Yeah, it is.
00:00:24 - Do you think they thought it was gonna be
00:00:24 the final destination?
00:00:26 - Oh no, it can never be the final destination.
00:00:29 - I guess I gotta milk it.
00:00:30 - Because that would be sad, and this is not,
00:00:33 because this franchise has been amazing so far,
00:00:35 we're really excited for this one.
00:00:36 Thank you guys for sticking with us thus far.
00:00:39 Here's the good news, we're doing
00:00:41 final destination four today.
00:00:43 Here's the decent news, we are gonna do five,
00:00:45 but I'm gonna be out of town for a minute,
00:00:48 so you might have to wait a second for it.
00:00:51 What you can do is subscribe,
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00:01:01 Those are all really important things to do,
00:01:03 and thank you so much, by the way,
00:01:04 to Prepper for editing this video.
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00:01:14 You guys sync up with your own copy,
00:01:16 and that's how you do the thing.
00:01:17 I finally learned about that too, Greg.
00:01:19 - Yeah, that's great, yeah.
00:01:21 - I can just tell how impressed you are with me,
00:01:24 and I'm so impressed with you too, Greg.
00:01:26 Mostly because Greg and John also cover
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00:01:35 Are you ready for this?
00:01:36 - I am for ready.
00:01:37 - Forever ready for fun for final.
00:01:42 - For final.
00:01:43 - To fun to for final destination, yes.
00:01:46 - Let's do it.
00:01:47 (upbeat music)
00:01:54 - All right, in three, two, one, four.
00:01:59 That's a four.
00:02:02 - Should've just done one, two, three, four.
00:02:05 - Yeah, that would've been better.
00:02:06 - That would've been way better.
00:02:08 - But sometimes ideas come collectively.
00:02:11 - Yeah, that's true.
00:02:12 Oh, what, is this one in 3D?
00:02:18 - Why are you saying that?
00:02:19 - 'Cause look at the credits.
00:02:21 - Is that how that works?
00:02:22 - This looks like they wanted this one to be in 3D.
00:02:24 - Do we need glasses?
00:02:26 - No, no, no, we can see.
00:02:28 - Speak for yourself, I need glasses desperately.
00:02:31 - Gran Turismo.
00:02:39 I take it this one's gonna be a NASCAR wreck?
00:02:47 - Which I will say off jump is the least relatable
00:02:50 of all the other accidents.
00:02:51 - That's true, I've only been in one NASCAR race.
00:02:55 - Tell me again why we chose this over seeing the movie?
00:02:58 - If these guys lose focus for even a millisecond,
00:03:00 you're gonna have to scrape them off the fence.
00:03:02 - What's his name, Greg?
00:03:03 - Oh my God, please don't do this again.
00:03:05 - Completed, of course, is to see a crash.
00:03:09 - You're sick.
00:03:10 - Don't do this again.
00:03:11 - Oh, her I know, she's from One Tree Hill
00:03:13 and also something else and her name is,
00:03:15 oh my God, Greg!
00:03:18 - Sophia, no.
00:03:20 - No, no, no, she's not Sophia, but her name is,
00:03:23 I know her very well, oh!
00:03:25 - Bench broke.
00:03:32 I'm focused on the movie and not on who the cast is.
00:03:35 - Hey, sport, my girl use your binoculars?
00:03:41 - Well, they're not really binoculars exactly,
00:03:43 they're more.
00:03:44 - That's uncouth.
00:03:48 - I owned those.
00:03:49 - Oh, do you?
00:03:50 - Used to in college.
00:03:52 - And in her 30s.
00:03:53 - I'm not gonna be able to help it,
00:03:54 I know both him and her.
00:03:56 - Okay, we will look them up after, don't worry.
00:03:59 - Pardon me.
00:04:00 - Oh, that is so annoying.
00:04:05 - I guess it's more relatable if they die.
00:04:08 - Our teens?
00:04:10 - Well, just people die watching sports.
00:04:13 - Oh yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:04:14 - That's more relatable than dying playing them.
00:04:15 - That's probably what's gonna happen, yeah.
00:04:18 - This takes.
00:04:19 - Oh, mom.
00:04:20 - No, no, no.
00:04:21 - They put tampons in their ears.
00:04:23 - That's wrong.
00:04:24 - Sss, is that gonna come back around?
00:04:27 - There goes the neighborhood.
00:04:29 - Was that a racist comment?
00:04:33 - Need you to move your foot, thank you.
00:04:35 - I think he's a racist.
00:04:40 (car engine revving)
00:04:43 - I think she was in the Flash too, or one of them.
00:04:51 - Jesus.
00:04:52 - Oh, the Royal, oh, death is on its game.
00:05:02 - Chantel.
00:05:04 - Oh, you're still on that?
00:05:06 I've moved on.
00:05:07 - Is it safe to sit here?
00:05:10 - Of course, there's a fence there.
00:05:11 - We're fine.
00:05:13 - Relax.
00:05:13 - What?
00:05:16 - Okay.
00:05:25 - Why have all those beloved drivers died?
00:05:28 Is that common?
00:05:29 - I guess.
00:05:37 - There's a crack in the foundation.
00:05:39 - This just needs to be a cool stunt sequence.
00:05:51 That's all I want.
00:05:52 - Oh, he said no wait.
00:05:56 Oh, don't pull away yet.
00:05:58 Yikes, maybe go after him?
00:06:01 - Yeah, run on the track.
00:06:02 - Kill all the others.
00:06:07 - Millwall Leather is about to make a leather wall.
00:06:11 All everybody's skin gonna be leather.
00:06:13 - Everyone gonna die on the track today.
00:06:15 - She's gonna burn.
00:06:17 - The final.
00:06:18 - It's either Crystal or Chantel.
00:06:20 - Shake and bake, baby.
00:06:22 Oh shit.
00:06:23 - Ow.
00:06:31 - Oh, those tires are coming out.
00:06:32 Oh my God.
00:06:33 We are off to the races.
00:06:34 - I just saw blood from her, right?
00:06:36 - They're like going right to it.
00:06:45 Oh no, that's gonna be brutal.
00:06:54 - That's sharp.
00:06:55 - Oh no.
00:07:04 - That's what happens in life.
00:07:05 - Yeah.
00:07:06 - You know, if you're in a stampede situation,
00:07:07 you wanna make sure that you keep your backpack on
00:07:10 and make yourself as big as possible.
00:07:14 You listening to me?
00:07:16 I could have just saved your life.
00:07:17 - This one's super CGI.
00:07:26 This was definitely a 3D movie.
00:07:34 - Oh.
00:07:35 - So which one of them do you think is getting the vision?
00:07:42 Is it the guy?
00:07:43 - The guy who got the beloved.
00:07:44 - Yeah, the thing that saw the.
00:07:46 - Whoa, see that pipe?
00:07:53 It's in 3D.
00:07:54 It's right at me.
00:07:55 - Ow.
00:07:56 Hey, what the hell?
00:07:58 - Oh, you see the trajectory?
00:08:00 The characters go, guy, girl, guy, girl.
00:08:03 - Cowboy in a hat.
00:08:04 He sits here.
00:08:05 - Just pardon me.
00:08:06 - She gets tampons, she puts them in her kid's ears.
00:08:09 - Mom, I'm in your ear.
00:08:10 - That's a lot of tampons for one woman.
00:08:12 (snorting)
00:08:14 - Men are so stupid sometimes.
00:08:19 (laughing)
00:08:23 - We have to get out of here.
00:08:27 - Thank God.
00:08:28 - What?
00:08:29 - Oh no, I got $500 on the way.
00:08:30 - No one cares about how much money.
00:08:31 - I wanna see the 10 minute short film
00:08:33 where they just let it happen.
00:08:35 - We gotta go right now.
00:08:36 We gotta go.
00:08:37 (yelling)
00:08:39 - Kick your little asses.
00:08:44 Stay there.
00:08:46 - We didn't spend any time at all
00:08:48 getting to know the characters.
00:08:49 That's like one of the buildup things you gotta do.
00:08:52 - Of course there's a crash.
00:08:53 There's always a crash.
00:08:54 - Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
00:08:55 What crash?
00:08:56 - Yeah, the security guard is somebody we know too.
00:09:01 - Yeah, it's Bubba from Forrest Gump.
00:09:02 - My wife's in there, asshole.
00:09:05 - Let me go.
00:09:05 I gotta find her.
00:09:06 Get your hands off me.
00:09:07 I gotta find her.
00:09:08 - Have you all lost your (beep) minds?
00:09:11 - Jeez.
00:09:12 - Guess death came for her anyway.
00:09:15 - Ooh.
00:09:21 - This is the first time the credits are after.
00:09:23 - Yeah, Chantel Vincenton.
00:09:25 No, she changed her last name.
00:09:27 But I knew it was Chantel.
00:09:28 Krista Allen too.
00:09:31 - Interesting.
00:09:31 Okay.
00:09:32 - I know, this is your bliss right now.
00:09:35 - This is bliss, did you say?
00:09:35 - This is your bliss.
00:09:37 - I couldn't be happier that I was right about her name.
00:09:40 David Rapoport.
00:09:41 Yes, casting.
00:09:42 Let's go David and Lindsay.
00:09:43 I love them.
00:09:44 - This isn't an audition, Roxy.
00:09:46 - No, he's my friend.
00:09:47 - I just enjoyed the mirror.
00:09:49 Oh, I think these are deaths from the older movies.
00:09:52 Yeah, yeah, these are deaths from the other ones.
00:09:55 - What gave it away, the train?
00:09:57 - Yeah.
00:09:59 - Death by caffeine.
00:10:01 - Death by caffeine.
00:10:01 - All right, challenge accepted.
00:10:03 - Are amusement parks going the way of the dinosaur?
00:10:08 Did you see that sign?
00:10:09 That was an Easter egg.
00:10:10 That was the subtitle on screen.
00:10:11 - Because of what happened last time.
00:10:13 - Yeah.
00:10:14 - Why are we still alive?
00:10:15 - Who cares why?
00:10:17 If we made it, we deserved it.
00:10:19 - He's my favorite character.
00:10:22 Keep him alive.
00:10:24 - I think you're S.O.L.
00:10:27 (indistinct chatter)
00:10:30 - McKinley Speedway.
00:10:35 McKinley.
00:10:36 - McKinley's your name?
00:10:36 - The name of the high school.
00:10:37 - Yeah.
00:10:38 - And the guy.
00:10:39 - I can't go back there, Laurie.
00:10:40 - Yeah, screw that.
00:10:41 - I mean, the least we can do is pay our respects
00:10:42 to those people there.
00:10:43 - What people?
00:10:44 People who didn't have a Dr. Xavier with them
00:10:46 to tell them to get out of the way?
00:10:47 - It's an X-Men reference.
00:10:49 - Good one.
00:10:50 - Kiss it.
00:10:51 Sure choice heads or tails, but you know I like head.
00:10:55 (laughing)
00:10:57 - Guys, look.
00:10:59 Something gave us a second chance.
00:11:01 - This feels like a CW show.
00:11:03 - Yeah, it really does.
00:11:05 It's giving Riverdale.
00:11:06 - The line about head, underrated though.
00:11:09 His one-liners so far about tampons and...
00:11:12 - Underrated?
00:11:13 - Yes.
00:11:15 Yes.
00:11:16 I think they're excellent.
00:11:17 - You've been able to gather the scope
00:11:19 of that line about head to qualify it as,
00:11:22 not enough people have talked about this line.
00:11:25 - Yes, you heard me.
00:11:26 - Dead kid.
00:11:32 Woo!
00:11:33 You know what I like about this one so far?
00:11:34 They're just like, let's just cut through all the bullshit.
00:11:36 They know how this goes.
00:11:37 Speed it up.
00:11:39 - Yeah, I think that's a problem.
00:11:40 - We don't need to build up.
00:11:41 - I wanted to thank you.
00:11:43 You're a hero.
00:11:45 Because of your warning, we're alive
00:11:47 and our two sons are safe.
00:11:48 - Look.
00:11:49 - Is she tampon in the ears, lady?
00:11:51 - How did you know it was gonna happen?
00:11:53 - Look, we're just glad you all are okay.
00:11:55 Thank you.
00:11:57 - The music is the dramatic.
00:11:59 - Hey, it's nice to see people actually being like,
00:12:02 hey, you're a hero, instead of, what are you?
00:12:04 - Pretty freaked out about that back there.
00:12:07 - I just wanted to ask you how you killed my wife.
00:12:10 - Okay.
00:12:11 - Okay, there it is.
00:12:11 - It's like the McKinley dude.
00:12:12 - We need that character.
00:12:13 - Gonna go in there after, but you...
00:12:16 I'm sorry for your loss.
00:12:18 - Oh, he was giving racist earlier, right?
00:12:20 - Yeah, yeah.
00:12:21 - Nobody lives forever.
00:12:22 - Whoa.
00:12:25 - It's time for you to leave, sir.
00:12:27 - Time.
00:12:29 - Damn.
00:12:30 Koi Jandro could have played that guy.
00:12:32 - Based on?
00:12:33 - Oh, nothing.
00:12:35 - That was the most disparaging.
00:12:40 Where do I know this detective guy from?
00:12:44 - Bubba from Forrest Gump.
00:12:45 - No, I know him from something.
00:12:47 - Have you not seen Forrest Gump?
00:12:48 - No, I have.
00:12:49 I know him from a TV show.
00:12:51 The Third Watch.
00:12:52 He was a show, Third Watch.
00:12:54 It was an NBC show.
00:12:55 - Whoa, it's coming right at me.
00:13:04 - Okay, I know the problem that happened with this movie.
00:13:07 They made it too much for 3D.
00:13:09 They got way too caught up in the gimmick.
00:13:11 - This seemed real.
00:13:13 - Just try to relax and go back to sleep.
00:13:15 I'm right here.
00:13:18 - This franchise is good at hot people, though.
00:13:20 - Yeah.
00:13:21 That's a sign.
00:13:25 - It's been a long time since I've watched a movie
00:13:35 where I heard somebody call somebody the N-word.
00:13:37 That was like, just truly shocking.
00:13:40 - Yeah, it was.
00:13:41 Have you heard Koi casts with Koi Jandro?
00:13:43 - It is one of the quickest ways
00:13:48 to make an audience dislike somebody.
00:13:50 Depending on who that audience member is.
00:13:51 - Yeah, I guess the right audience.
00:13:54 - Hey, Ma, it's late.
00:13:55 What are you doing up?
00:13:56 No, no, no.
00:13:58 - So you turn on the TV?
00:13:59 - Yeah, it's fine.
00:14:01 - Alcoholics Anonymous.
00:14:03 - And the wisdom to know the difference.
00:14:05 Have we had any hints about how
00:14:15 the guy inside is gonna die?
00:14:19 (door creaking)
00:14:21 - No.
00:14:22 - Oh, my cross?
00:14:23 - Is he like a KKK member?
00:14:26 - Maybe he's gonna die right now.
00:14:33 I hope we kill him off early.
00:14:35 - But does he deserve it, Roxy?
00:14:37 - Yes.
00:14:39 - Oh, okay.
00:14:40 - He's digging a grave for him?
00:14:47 - No, to put the cross in there.
00:14:49 - Better.
00:14:50 - Don't you know how it goes?
00:14:51 (laughing)
00:14:53 - Oh.
00:14:54 - Oh.
00:14:55 - Maybe death wasn't supposed to kill?
00:15:00 - Yeah.
00:15:01 - Did we, yeah.
00:15:02 - Maybe death is against racism.
00:15:03 - Like this is the first time we're seeing death
00:15:11 be like, no, but isn't his time?
00:15:13 It's your time?
00:15:14 (screaming)
00:15:17 (glass shattering)
00:15:19 - What the hell is happening?
00:15:21 - He was trying to kill somebody else,
00:15:23 but that person wasn't supposed to die yet.
00:15:25 - You gotta catch on fire.
00:15:27 Oh, my God.
00:15:28 - Damn.
00:15:37 - Yo, this one is so weird.
00:15:39 - When you're some freaky.
00:15:41 - I've seen that door before.
00:15:44 - You have?
00:15:45 - That is freaky, yeah.
00:15:46 - In his nighttime vision, his nightmare.
00:15:48 - You caught that?
00:15:49 - Whoa.
00:15:54 - It's coming right at me.
00:15:59 This is like acting out of a late night Cinemax movie.
00:16:02 - I don't think it was a dream.
00:16:04 It was like a vision.
00:16:06 I mean, there were flames and--
00:16:09 - Bad continuity.
00:16:09 - I was just saying the same thing.
00:16:11 Like, you can't match up her mouth?
00:16:13 Come on, man.
00:16:14 Prepper does a better job.
00:16:15 - Yeah, Prepper, woo!
00:16:16 - It was like I saw clues as to how he was gonna die.
00:16:19 Just now I saw another one.
00:16:21 - What is with the continuity on her looks?
00:16:23 They can't match it up.
00:16:25 - Ever since I left the racetrack,
00:16:26 I feel like there's something in the room with me.
00:16:29 What is happening to me?
00:16:31 - This one is so B-movie schlocky on.
00:16:34 - Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:16:36 - I'd be lying if I said I wasn't enjoying it.
00:16:39 - Bet you can't hit that sign with a rock.
00:16:41 - Okay.
00:16:42 - Oh, these are the two kids with the tampons?
00:16:44 (tapping)
00:16:46 - All right, death, let's see what you do.
00:16:48 (water splashing)
00:16:51 Gasoline, smoking a cigarette?
00:16:53 This guy's an idiot.
00:16:55 - Richard's out today.
00:16:56 - So, my appointment, is there someone else
00:16:58 that can see me?
00:17:00 Please.
00:17:01 Look at this.
00:17:02 - Ah, thank you so much!
00:17:03 - Didn't she go on a date with Joey once?
00:17:06 When Rachel and he was trying to,
00:17:08 after Rachel and him had their friend date
00:17:10 and he started falling in love with her
00:17:11 and then he'd go on a date with her
00:17:13 and he like turned to look at her,
00:17:14 watch her walk away and he's like, nah.
00:17:16 You're not her friend.
00:17:19 - Long enough.
00:17:20 - Die now.
00:17:21 - Oh.
00:17:22 - Oh.
00:17:23 - I've only told him to fix it like a million times.
00:17:25 (laughing)
00:17:27 - Hey.
00:17:29 Oh no.
00:17:31 - Oh, I don't wanna watch,
00:17:32 I don't wanna watch something that happens like that.
00:17:34 (laughing)
00:17:36 - They do know how to do that.
00:17:38 - Yeah, like set you up for something disgusting.
00:17:41 - Yeah.
00:17:42 - Ah!
00:17:43 I don't even wanna hear it.
00:17:44 - No, no, no, no, no, Greg, no, Greg, no, Greg, no, Greg!
00:17:51 (laughing)
00:17:53 - Ooh boy.
00:17:53 No, nails?
00:17:57 Oh, that is the worst.
00:17:58 Second would be teeth.
00:18:00 - Yeah.
00:18:01 - Can I please get some water?
00:18:03 - That's gonna fall.
00:18:06 (ominous music)
00:18:09 - Honestly, I'm okay with it being the fan,
00:18:15 the grease, the whatever, but not the toe.
00:18:18 - The toenail's gross.
00:18:19 - You think?
00:18:23 - See, I don't like this stuff
00:18:28 where it just looks like death
00:18:30 is just moving shit with its hand.
00:18:32 - No, it's sliding on the water.
00:18:34 - Is it though?
00:18:35 - It kinda just looks like death is pushing it.
00:18:37 - Honestly, seriously, as long as it's not the toe.
00:18:48 - Yeah, I can watch anything.
00:18:49 Stab her eyes for all I care.
00:18:51 - Ooh.
00:19:01 Sizzle, sizzle.
00:19:04 (glass shattering)
00:19:05 (woman screaming)
00:19:06 - I'm so sorry.
00:19:07 It won't happen again.
00:19:09 (woman clearing throat)
00:19:10 - Move her to a different chair.
00:19:11 - I will.
00:19:12 - Whoa!
00:19:13 (glass shattering)
00:19:16 - Was this just one giant fake out?
00:19:24 - I am so sorry about this.
00:19:27 Boys, come on.
00:19:28 - Oh no.
00:19:30 - Let's go.
00:19:31 - She's gonna walk outside
00:19:32 and the rock is gonna hit her.
00:19:34 - Think so?
00:19:35 - Yeah. - Oh, you're right.
00:19:36 - Whoa!
00:19:39 - Eye on you too.
00:19:43 As long as it's not a toenail.
00:19:44 - Don't you think it's just a little weird
00:19:46 that two of the people Nick saved are now dead?
00:19:48 - Weird is putting tampons in your kids' ears.
00:19:51 - The night before it happened,
00:19:52 Nick had a really strange dream.
00:19:54 - I feel like I'm just watching a series of events.
00:19:57 I'm not watching an actual movie right now.
00:20:00 - And I realized that I actually see now
00:20:01 the next person was gonna die.
00:20:03 - We stayed up Googling premonitions, visions, signs.
00:20:07 - There are tons of articles about people.
00:20:09 Every survivor died.
00:20:12 In the precise order they were meant to die in the accident.
00:20:15 - But we survived.
00:20:16 So now does that mean we all die?
00:20:19 - You're catching on, sweetheart.
00:20:20 - This feels like a really well-lit student film.
00:20:23 - Is it really well-lit?
00:20:27 - I'm saying if this was a student film,
00:20:29 I'd be like, "This is well-lit,"
00:20:30 and that would be my compliment.
00:20:32 - I'm just saying, he could be watching a ton of TV.
00:20:34 - You know what this stuff does to me.
00:20:36 - Janet, it's okay.
00:20:37 - What does it do to you?
00:20:38 - Makes her very anxious, Greg.
00:20:40 - Why do you gotta be a prick all the time?
00:20:41 She saw somebody die right in front of her.
00:20:43 - So did we.
00:20:44 - Yeah, and we're all freaked out.
00:20:46 - Really, you?
00:20:46 You seem so unaffected.
00:20:48 - If you're right about this whole crash thing,
00:20:51 then I'm going to make the most of every moment I have left.
00:20:54 I'm gonna go get laid.
00:20:55 If I'm dying, I'm trying.
00:20:58 - These lines are saving this whole movie.
00:21:00 If I'm dying, I'm trying.
00:21:02 - They're probably just some weird coincidences.
00:21:06 - This guy's way too chill.
00:21:08 - If you're dying, you're trying.
00:21:10 At least hook up.
00:21:11 What does it keep saying in there?
00:21:20 It's here?
00:21:21 - I think we can stop it.
00:21:23 - How?
00:21:24 - We gotta go to the racetrack.
00:21:26 - Oh.
00:21:27 The way the visions are shot this time,
00:21:29 that 3D thing is just not landing.
00:21:31 - It's not creative, the way they're doing it.
00:21:34 It's just like, he just has a vision
00:21:35 of how it's gonna go down,
00:21:37 and there's no solving, you know?
00:21:39 - This is the only thing that I can think of
00:21:40 to help me remember the order.
00:21:43 - Okay, so he's figured out the order, Sitch.
00:21:45 - All right, you know what I'm gonna do?
00:21:46 I'm gonna focus on what's good about it.
00:21:50 Watch this happen.
00:21:51 - What's good about it is looking people.
00:21:54 - Yes.
00:21:55 - Dimples.
00:21:57 - Isn't that racist and his wife?
00:21:59 - We killed the racist.
00:22:00 - You killed the racist.
00:22:02 - Or as TikTok says, we unalived the racist.
00:22:05 - Maybe this was a really bad idea.
00:22:08 - No.
00:22:09 - No.
00:22:10 - I gotta try.
00:22:11 - Yeah, you've got to.
00:22:13 - You better have a damn good reason for trespass.
00:22:17 - I just need to remember the order.
00:22:19 - Young man, that sounds crazy.
00:22:21 - Yep.
00:22:22 - Maybe this will help you.
00:22:24 - Did he just say, young man, that sounds crazy.
00:22:27 - Maybe this will help you.
00:22:29 (laughing)
00:22:31 - McKinley Speedway.
00:22:38 Was there any McKinley in the first two?
00:22:40 - There.
00:22:41 - I have no clue.
00:22:42 - That's where that guy in the mechanic jacket dies.
00:22:45 - Adam Sandler Light.
00:22:46 - That collapse kills Hunt and Janet.
00:22:50 Then that's when you die.
00:22:52 And then Laurie, and then me.
00:22:54 - Man, they got such a hype,
00:22:57 like he's such a great actor,
00:22:59 they got him to be in this.
00:23:00 - Maybe if we can stop this mechanic from getting killed,
00:23:02 we can break the chain.
00:23:04 The rest of us will all be safe.
00:23:06 - No negative.
00:23:07 - We know his name.
00:23:08 We know nothing about him.
00:23:09 - But we do know where he works.
00:23:11 Grand State Customs.
00:23:14 - Yeah, smarty.
00:23:16 (electricity buzzing)
00:23:19 (man screaming)
00:23:23 - Tell me they have her in heels.
00:23:25 - I pray to God they have her in heels.
00:23:27 (explosion)
00:23:29 - Hey!
00:23:31 - You, what are you doing?
00:23:34 - Trying to find you.
00:23:36 - You think this guy looks like Adam Sandler?
00:23:38 - Yes.
00:23:39 You don't?
00:23:40 - No.
00:23:41 - They're now dead.
00:23:42 - I guess.
00:23:44 - I'm sorry, but we think that you're gonna be next.
00:23:45 - Looks like his brother.
00:23:49 (man screaming)
00:23:51 - I'm gonna say it.
00:23:54 It's porno acting.
00:23:56 - Well, you literally already said that.
00:23:58 - Oh, I did, did I?
00:24:00 - Cinemax, "After Dark."
00:24:02 - Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I did.
00:24:03 - Why'd you die like that in front of me?
00:24:05 - I wanna see her feet.
00:24:07 - I lost my wife and my daughter in a car accident.
00:24:11 - And he escaped death.
00:24:13 - I was drunk.
00:24:14 - He escaped death.
00:24:15 - Today, I asked myself, how come it couldn't be me?
00:24:18 - Oh, he caused death.
00:24:19 - It was actually destroying their memory.
00:24:21 So now I try to live each day in their name.
00:24:24 - That's the stuff you don't like.
00:24:29 - This thing is so weird.
00:24:33 - I'm around dangerous equipment every day.
00:24:35 If I was meant to die, it would have happened by now.
00:24:37 - Um.
00:24:38 (car engine roaring)
00:24:40 - Look out!
00:24:41 - I guess it's not my turn to die.
00:24:48 (car engine roaring)
00:24:51 - Ooh.
00:24:54 - Whoa, that was gnarly.
00:24:57 - Cool.
00:24:58 - Oh.
00:24:59 - Looks like cake.
00:25:01 - We have to warn your friends.
00:25:02 Which one is next?
00:25:03 - Look, they both died in the collapse, I don't know.
00:25:06 - Think, focus.
00:25:07 - I really feel like this is the first time
00:25:09 they cast people off of their looks.
00:25:11 Or do you think it's just the directing not being able to?
00:25:14 - I mean, I've seen her in several things
00:25:16 and she's so good.
00:25:17 - Okay, so it could just be the way that movie's directed?
00:25:20 All right.
00:25:21 - I'm like honestly struggling with that
00:25:22 because she's really effing talented.
00:25:25 - This movie is a market improvement over the last three.
00:25:32 - We've got boobies in all movies.
00:25:34 I don't know about all of them, but this one and last one.
00:25:37 - This is like an 80s horror sequel.
00:25:40 Is he a lifeguard?
00:25:46 - No, maybe.
00:25:49 I don't think so, lifeguards wear red, right?
00:25:51 - He's your type.
00:25:52 - That is actually the rudest thing you've ever said to me
00:25:54 and so categorically false.
00:25:56 The other guy's more my type.
00:26:02 - You're so, that was so fast.
00:26:05 It's almost as if I hit a trigger point.
00:26:07 - God damn it, Greg.
00:26:09 I would never.
00:26:10 - Thanks.
00:26:13 - Have a nice day.
00:26:15 - Let's see what we got here, Bonnie.
00:26:17 - I swear to God, if anything happens to that dog.
00:26:19 - Penny and some bullshit.
00:26:21 - That's like a, that was huge.
00:26:26 - Close your door, yeah.
00:26:29 Wait, don't look up, you're driving.
00:26:37 What are you trying to do?
00:26:41 - Come on, you custom piece of shit.
00:26:44 - You're driving, honey.
00:26:45 What are you trying to do?
00:26:47 It's a red light.
00:26:48 Red light, red light, red light.
00:26:51 Clear, clear.
00:26:54 - Oh damn, that's an Easter egg.
00:26:56 - All right.
00:27:09 - This is Hunt, you know what to do.
00:27:11 - Hunt, listen to me, buddy, listen.
00:27:12 No water, okay?
00:27:13 Stay away from water.
00:27:15 - But how can he stay away from water
00:27:16 when he's having sex at the pool?
00:27:17 - I know.
00:27:18 I mean, this is a death worth risking, right?
00:27:20 I mean, come on.
00:27:21 - Yeah, if I'm dying, I'm trying.
00:27:23 - I mean, he's succeeding.
00:27:24 - Messages marked urgent.
00:27:26 - Give me the gun.
00:27:31 - No!
00:27:32 - This is the man you said was my type.
00:27:34 - And I'm right.
00:27:35 - Greg, take it back.
00:27:40 - No, no, no, no.
00:27:42 No, don't kill him off.
00:27:47 He's the best part of the movie.
00:27:50 - He does have the best one-liners.
00:27:51 - Wow.
00:27:56 - That's how you drain the pool.
00:27:57 - That's a strong, strong plastic gun right there.
00:28:00 - Death had to pull on gravity in that moment.
00:28:02 He's always doing this coin thing.
00:28:07 - I know, it's one of his tics.
00:28:09 He's a character actor.
00:28:11 - Oh, people are always so afraid of the pool drains.
00:28:14 I wonder...
00:28:15 - Oh, what's gonna happen?
00:28:17 It's time to make some predictions, Roxy.
00:28:19 What's gonna happen?
00:28:20 - Maybe he's gonna get suctioned to it and drown.
00:28:21 I don't know how.
00:28:22 - Ooh, car wash death.
00:28:25 - Do you know that I think car washes
00:28:27 are like the hottest place on the planet?
00:28:30 I hope that-
00:28:30 - You know, I thought you might've thought that.
00:28:32 - What?
00:28:33 (laughing)
00:28:34 What?
00:28:35 - Obviously, that's where people's minds go.
00:28:38 - Is that true?
00:28:38 - No.
00:28:40 - Who the hell thinks that?
00:28:41 - I don't know, sometimes when you're in there
00:28:42 and it's like all the colors and stuff, I'm like, ooh, ah.
00:28:45 - Oh yeah, this is the most seductive place right here.
00:28:48 - I kinda think so.
00:28:50 Okay, please at home, tell me I'm right.
00:28:53 (car washing)
00:28:56 - Let's see if this prays on any fears,
00:29:00 'cause I do like to go to the car wash.
00:29:02 - I do too, 'cause it's hot.
00:29:04 - It's the hottest place on the planet, man.
00:29:06 - You don't think this is sexy?
00:29:08 - I guess.
00:29:09 It's like loud, I don't know.
00:29:12 - What is your qualifications of sexy?
00:29:18 (laughing)
00:29:20 - It's dark, it's mysterious, it's wet.
00:29:23 (car washing)
00:29:27 (car honking)
00:29:31 - What is she honking at?
00:29:33 - She's trying to get the attention of a person there.
00:29:36 I'm gonna give the movie credit there,
00:29:37 I would've honked the horn to try to get attention.
00:29:39 - She's trying to open her door,
00:29:40 why are you trying to open your door?
00:29:41 - So you can get out of the situation that you're trapped in.
00:29:42 - Yeah, but it's a car wash, you can't.
00:29:43 Is she gonna drown in her own car?
00:29:48 (screaming)
00:29:51 - That's hot to some people, man.
00:29:53 (screaming)
00:29:55 - Pure sex.
00:29:57 - Oh my gosh, you know, I see it now.
00:30:00 (laughing)
00:30:03 - And I will be your--
00:30:04 - Where are we now?
00:30:07 - Oh, okay.
00:30:09 - It's obviously a country club, Greg.
00:30:10 Oh, his coin. - His coin.
00:30:14 - What's gonna happen, it gets sucked in there?
00:30:15 Yeah, he goes to get it and he gets sucked in.
00:30:17 Yeah, he's gonna drown.
00:30:18 - Why does this coin have so much meaning to him?
00:30:20 - I don't know, but he's gonna go try to get it.
00:30:23 It went down there.
00:30:25 - Oh, don't do that.
00:30:26 - Yup, knew it.
00:30:28 I called that.
00:30:29 Take your pants off, take your shorts off,
00:30:31 take your shorts off.
00:30:32 - Or he could just drown.
00:30:35 - I feel like she could've climbed out of there.
00:30:36 - Yeah, me too.
00:30:38 Maybe it's gonna close on her head.
00:30:40 - Oh yeah.
00:30:41 - Oh, now it's moving.
00:30:43 - Oh, that sucks.
00:30:47 - Yeah.
00:30:48 - That is a good one, that sucks.
00:30:51 (screaming)
00:30:53 Oh Jesus.
00:30:55 - Would that hurt?
00:30:57 - Whoa.
00:30:59 That was a well done one.
00:31:04 (screaming)
00:31:06 Get her out, oh no, oh no.
00:31:14 - What's gonna happen?
00:31:16 - Well, she wasn't next.
00:31:19 - I know.
00:31:20 - Take your shorts off.
00:31:23 - 'Cause he's your type.
00:31:25 - That's why I want you to take your shorts off.
00:31:27 - Take your shorts off.
00:31:28 (screaming)
00:31:30 (screaming)
00:31:32 - Oh.
00:31:35 - Just like sucked him in?
00:31:39 - Yeah, that was a little bit of a stretch.
00:31:41 (laughing)
00:31:43 - All of him?
00:31:44 I'm next.
00:31:46 - George, you can't give up.
00:31:48 - Unless you do.
00:31:49 - She was good in other things?
00:31:50 - I'm telling you.
00:31:51 Enjoy that one.
00:31:54 - No, he's an alcoholic.
00:31:56 - Oh, oh.
00:31:57 - Jeez, Roxy.
00:32:00 (laughing)
00:32:01 - Who's the racist now?
00:32:02 - Oh my God.
00:32:04 I forgot he was reading it.
00:32:05 My bad, I was just like, yeah,
00:32:07 we could use a good glass of wine.
00:32:09 Honestly though, if you're an alcoholic
00:32:10 and you know for sure you're gonna die.
00:32:12 - Oh man, dude, do some Coke, man.
00:32:13 Just do it all at this point.
00:32:15 - It's not my actual suggestion.
00:32:17 - I don't care what happens, we are in this together.
00:32:20 - This feels like when a director casts himself
00:32:22 in something and that's why they got this kind of lead.
00:32:25 - That'd be unique.
00:32:26 - Yes.
00:32:29 - They were saved, through action they were saved.
00:32:31 That's it, that's it?
00:32:32 - No, it says action on potholes.
00:32:34 - No, through action they were saved
00:32:36 with the parts that were in the not spilled on.
00:32:38 - Oh.
00:32:39 - I think.
00:32:40 - Yeah, I caught that too.
00:32:42 - I think it's through action they were saved.
00:32:43 - Car washes are sexy.
00:32:45 - Yo, am I right or am I right?
00:32:47 Car washes are hot.
00:32:48 - She's not talking about when cheerleaders
00:32:49 are at car washes or something.
00:32:51 Bikini wash, she's talking about just a regular
00:32:53 drive-thru car wash.
00:32:54 - Every time I'm in there by myself,
00:32:55 I'm like, I wish somebody was in here with me, man.
00:32:58 - That's sick.
00:32:59 - Oh no.
00:33:02 - No, George, you're the best actor in the film, man.
00:33:05 Come on.
00:33:05 He's providing weight.
00:33:09 - I really don't think this is the actor's fault.
00:33:11 - I think he's the best one in the film.
00:33:12 - George!
00:33:13 - No, I knew it.
00:33:16 - George!
00:33:17 - I just didn't say it out loud, but I knew it.
00:33:19 - Oh, oh my God.
00:33:20 Oh my God.
00:33:22 - Took a bottle of painkillers, I just threw them up.
00:33:25 Then I went to the garage, hooked a hose
00:33:27 from the tailpipe, stuck it inside the car,
00:33:29 the car kept stalling.
00:33:30 - He's not next.
00:33:31 - Saving Janet must've destroyed the list then.
00:33:33 - No.
00:33:34 - I think congratulations are in order.
00:33:37 - I mean, theoretically, it's a cool shot.
00:33:39 - We've been given a second chance.
00:33:41 So what are you guys gonna do with it?
00:33:42 - They must do-
00:33:43 - This is so stupid.
00:33:44 This one is so goofy.
00:33:50 - Maybe it's time to stop talking about doing stuff
00:33:53 and actually start doing it.
00:33:54 - Through action.
00:33:55 - You only live once, right?
00:33:56 - No, he forgot about somebody else's death.
00:33:58 - Who could it be?
00:33:59 - It's like they don't care at all
00:34:01 about their friend that died in the pool.
00:34:03 - In all fairness, I guess they're not positive it was him.
00:34:06 - They must've learned by now.
00:34:08 - Amsterdam, here we come.
00:34:10 - You know, Janet is so incredibly jealous.
00:34:12 - All right, wait till I say hi.
00:34:13 - I will.
00:34:14 - This movie is completely void of emotions.
00:34:17 - I am curious where we're going.
00:34:18 - You are?
00:34:21 That's a genuine feeling you're having?
00:34:22 - Yeah.
00:34:23 - Okay.
00:34:25 (sirens blaring)
00:34:28 - Oh my God, Satan.
00:34:37 - The unknown survivor of the McKinley Speedway crash
00:34:43 has finally been named.
00:34:44 Jonathan Groves was rescued in the rubble.
00:34:46 - He's next.
00:34:49 That's the light reason.
00:34:51 - You remember that guy who sat in front of me
00:34:52 at the race with the cowboy?
00:34:53 He didn't die, all right, which means he's next.
00:34:55 Just be there in five, all right?
00:34:56 I'm on my way.
00:34:57 - Did a completely different team make this movie?
00:35:00 - So he sees him die in the shower.
00:35:02 Or this.
00:35:04 - You feeling okay, Mr. Suvi?
00:35:08 - You know how many of your kind I killed in Korea?
00:35:11 - I'm Chinese, sir.
00:35:13 - Things different.
00:35:14 - Eat, eat free right now.
00:35:15 - Okay.
00:35:16 - And I do mean now.
00:35:17 - Okay.
00:35:18 - There's a strange racist spirit about this one.
00:35:20 - Yeah, it's like unnecessary.
00:35:23 - What do you want?
00:35:25 - Help, help.
00:35:27 Somebody help!
00:35:30 - Is it so we don't care when he dies
00:35:31 that they made him racist also?
00:35:33 - I guess.
00:35:34 That might be the best.
00:35:37 I think they're just trying to add personality to the movie.
00:35:38 - Oh, so he's above them.
00:35:41 - Yeah, I don't think the old guy's gonna die.
00:35:43 - It would be, that would be so confusing.
00:35:50 Like, what is happening?
00:35:51 I made it out of the rubble and now.
00:35:53 (guns firing)
00:35:55 - Shit happens, man.
00:36:03 You know, you guys warned us.
00:36:04 - I'm waiting for something to be new and innovative,
00:36:08 like how they figure out how the person,
00:36:10 you know how we had the photos from the last time
00:36:13 or there was the connection the time before
00:36:14 to the first movie.
00:36:15 Like, we need something, hit us with something.
00:36:18 - I think if we just keep an eye out
00:36:19 for any signs of danger, I think we got a shot, okay?
00:36:21 Let's just go find Laurie and Janet.
00:36:23 - It's like deja vu.
00:36:24 - Oh no.
00:36:25 - My wife said that deja vu was like God's will.
00:36:27 (gun firing)
00:36:28 - Okay.
00:36:29 - No!
00:36:30 - It is shocking how much of a downgrading quality
00:36:41 of a movie it is.
00:36:44 - I have like 80 theories on how and why.
00:36:46 - Yeah, like.
00:36:47 - Oh, shoelace, that shit is stuck.
00:36:49 Her kicks are stuck.
00:36:50 - But she's not supposed to be next.
00:36:51 - Her sneaks are stuck.
00:36:52 - My shoelace is stuck.
00:36:53 Oh, oh, just help me get it out.
00:36:56 - Take your shoe off.
00:36:59 - Don't freak out.
00:36:59 - Pull my leg harder.
00:37:00 - It's okay.
00:37:01 - Green screen.
00:37:02 - I'm trying to get it out.
00:37:03 - But is she next?
00:37:04 - I'm missing my ankle, ow, ow!
00:37:06 - She doesn't know I'm coming.
00:37:09 - Are you okay?
00:37:11 - I'm okay.
00:37:12 - Nick's gonna think you're so unattractive now.
00:37:14 - Yeah, your sneaks are totally destroyed.
00:37:17 (dramatic music)
00:37:20 - Where are we?
00:37:22 That was just a fire in the sand?
00:37:24 - I don't know, I feel like they cut to a lot of random spots.
00:37:27 - Hi ladies.
00:37:28 - Hi.
00:37:29 - Theater 13, second door on your left.
00:37:30 - 13's an unlucky number for many people.
00:37:33 It's only the three of them left.
00:37:35 - Yeah, and I haven't given a shit about anyone.
00:37:39 - Yeah, where's Tony Todd?
00:37:41 - Yeah, he wasn't even around the last one.
00:37:45 - It's here.
00:37:46 - Turn this out!
00:37:47 - Oh my God, I think that they're gonna die in the theater.
00:37:52 - What gave you that clue?
00:37:54 - Well, I can pick up on subtle details really well.
00:37:57 Oh, is this like a happening above the theater?
00:38:00 - Remember the nail gun death in the other one,
00:38:04 or the nails through that person's head, that was gnarly.
00:38:07 What have the deaths in this one been?
00:38:14 - Death by water in the pool.
00:38:17 - Hey man, you might be onto something with the elements.
00:38:20 You honestly.
00:38:21 - The elements came back.
00:38:23 - You might be onto something.
00:38:24 - Fire, water.
00:38:25 - Yeah dude, you're onto it.
00:38:27 - Now, cut them off!
00:38:29 - What are they watching?
00:38:30 - Oh shit, I'm in 3D.
00:38:38 (laughing)
00:38:39 - That was like an AMC commercial.
00:38:41 - Whoa.
00:38:43 (dramatic music)
00:38:44 - Whoa.
00:38:45 This is a weird advertisement.
00:38:49 - Do you remember when Nick said that he could see signs
00:38:51 before something bad was gonna happen?
00:38:52 Now I think I'm seeing them.
00:38:53 - It's just so hollow.
00:38:55 - It's like, even if I didn't believe my friend,
00:38:57 if they said that, I'd be like, let's go home.
00:38:58 It's just a movie, who cares?
00:39:00 - Really?
00:39:01 I'd be like, we covered all this time and money.
00:39:03 I'd be like, you drive home, Roxy.
00:39:08 You make us sit on the aisle anyway.
00:39:09 - Oh boy, that's the difference between me and you, Greg.
00:39:12 That and the whole car wash debacle.
00:39:16 - Laura, you in here?
00:39:18 - Nick!
00:39:19 - Oh good, right there.
00:39:22 - George is dead.
00:39:23 - Janet, we gotta go, come on!
00:39:27 - No, wait, I was meant to see this movie.
00:39:32 (laughing)
00:39:34 (dramatic music)
00:39:38 (screaming)
00:39:40 - Yeah, you were.
00:39:41 - But how could she have died next?
00:39:43 That really defeats the order.
00:39:45 - What, why, who was supposed to die next?
00:39:47 - Chantel.
00:39:48 - Really?
00:39:49 - Yeah, because we skipped her already
00:39:50 when she was in the water from her car, right?
00:39:53 We skipped her after she was already supposed to die.
00:39:56 She got crushed at the same time as her boyfriend,
00:39:58 and then they were both in those water accidents,
00:40:00 but we saved her from the water accident,
00:40:01 so we were supposed to skip her.
00:40:06 - I believe you, I'm on your side.
00:40:07 There's a lot of massacres in this one.
00:40:14 Oh Jesus.
00:40:21 Hey, that's creative.
00:40:26 That's different, that's creative.
00:40:29 Murder her!
00:40:35 - Oh my God.
00:40:36 - Crush her!
00:40:37 Flatten her!
00:40:41 - I mean, it's deja vu.
00:40:45 My wife said that deja vu is like God's way.
00:40:47 (screaming)
00:40:49 - All right, we'll give the movie some credit.
00:40:52 Man, that was good, that was good.
00:40:54 - But we're gonna do that whole thing?
00:40:56 (laughing)
00:40:58 - I mean, he's gonna prevent this, but come on.
00:41:01 I didn't think that was, did you see that coming?
00:41:03 - But what, I don't really get,
00:41:05 I don't really get it.
00:41:06 - Oh, okay, just give me something.
00:41:09 I'm gonna go with whatever.
00:41:11 I'm taking my wins at this moment.
00:41:12 (dramatic music)
00:41:15 - But what's your game plan, buddy?
00:41:18 - Why don't you call the fire department, man?
00:41:21 Why don't you call the fire department?
00:41:23 - Come on, come on, come on!
00:41:28 - Damn it!
00:41:29 - Oh, is he gonna die?
00:41:34 - I'm for it.
00:41:35 I think he should have been the first one to die.
00:41:37 - Now they don't care about the order.
00:41:38 (coughing)
00:41:40 Where's that one thing gonna fly to?
00:41:42 We didn't start the fire.
00:41:48 - Fall out, boy!
00:41:49 - Thank you.
00:41:59 You can get out of that.
00:42:03 - No!
00:42:04 - Oh, I wanna see him fail.
00:42:07 - Yeah, it's kinda hard to tell who I'm rooting for.
00:42:13 - I wanna see them all die.
00:42:15 Oh my God, it's like it's right,
00:42:19 it's right, it's coming right at me.
00:42:21 - Fire alarm or what?
00:42:25 - I've been thinking about what I'm gonna eat
00:42:26 after this movie is done the whole time.
00:42:28 - What are you thinking?
00:42:31 - My Lean Cuisine Pizza.
00:42:32 Oh my God, he saved the day.
00:42:35 - Two weeks later.
00:42:41 - Isn't it supposed to be screwed tighter?
00:42:43 - You're right.
00:42:44 Tell you what, we'll get somebody on that.
00:42:46 - Pays to be safe, man.
00:42:48 Trust me.
00:42:49 - That was a commercial.
00:42:52 I don't know for what, but.
00:42:53 - Is this his character arc?
00:42:55 - I love your back.
00:42:57 - Whoa, is that a real background?
00:42:58 - Thanks, I actually just got it.
00:42:59 - Did you wear?
00:43:00 - Yeah, there's a place right next to Breivik's
00:43:02 that just opened.
00:43:03 - Breivik's?
00:43:04 - Again, grocery store, hard shop.
00:43:06 - Forest Lawn.
00:43:07 - Love these guys.
00:43:12 All the places people have died.
00:43:13 The race cars, we're putting it all together, Greg.
00:43:21 What is that background?
00:43:23 - What if we didn't change anything?
00:43:25 - What are you talking about?
00:43:26 - Oh no.
00:43:27 - Being here, right now.
00:43:30 It was the plan from the beginning.
00:43:32 - Mortal Kombat.
00:43:39 Oh, what?
00:43:43 It's all happening in X-ray vision?
00:43:45 - No, these are the credits.
00:43:48 - Well, that happened.
00:43:52 - Okay, so Bobby Campo's the name of the guy
00:43:57 you're talking about.
00:43:59 - Yeah.
00:43:59 - I'm curious if--
00:44:01 - I'm gonna go follow him on Instagram right now.
00:44:03 - Yeah, Kristen, honestly.
00:44:05 Yeah, so we just watched (laughs)
00:44:10 Destination 4, and here's what I'll say.
00:44:13 The people were right.
00:44:16 The people were right on this one.
00:44:19 - People were wicked right.
00:44:22 - Yeah, that was, I just can't believe we got
00:44:25 one, two, and three, and then this is what followed.
00:44:28 - Was this direct to DVD?
00:44:30 I mean that honestly.
00:44:31 - No, it was clearly in 3D in theaters.
00:44:34 It was clearly made for that.
00:44:37 - Yeah, no, you're right.
00:44:38 You're right.
00:44:39 The thing is, though, it wasn't miserable to watch
00:44:43 by any means for me.
00:44:44 Was it for you?
00:44:45 - I think if we, if I was at home by myself,
00:44:50 I would've turned it off relatively quick.
00:44:53 - Bummer.
00:44:54 - Would you?
00:44:55 - No.
00:44:56 - You would've finished it?
00:44:57 - I would've started cooking dinner.
00:44:59 - Oh, so you would've just half paid attention?
00:45:01 - Yeah, you ever do that where you're watching something
00:45:03 and you're like, "Meh," so you just start.
00:45:05 I would've second screened it or started cooking dinner.
00:45:08 I still, I love the premise of these movies,
00:45:10 so there are still interesting moments.
00:45:12 The main issues I had were that I didn't love the kills
00:45:15 in this one.
00:45:16 The dialogue was challenging.
00:45:19 I didn't know or care about any of the characters,
00:45:24 and there was no, there was no aha moment,
00:45:27 like I guess at the end here with that.
00:45:29 - You hold that.
00:45:30 - Yes, aye aye, Captain.
00:45:32 - And I'll pull up stuff.
00:45:34 - All right, what am I pulling up?
00:45:37 - Go to IMDb.
00:45:39 (laughing)
00:45:41 - All right.
00:45:42 Mousepad me.
00:45:44 - All right, let's, what's happening here?
00:45:46 We're gonna look up some stuff.
00:45:48 I wanna, okay, type the final.
00:45:53 - Two final destination.
00:45:55 - The final.
00:45:56 Yeah, no, we got, okay, here we go.
00:46:01 Is this one right?
00:46:02 - Yep, 2009, the year I graduated high school.
00:46:06 So they got the, I think that their wardrobes were great.
00:46:10 Okay, the director was--
00:46:11 - I think their wardrobes were--
00:46:13 - They were accurate.
00:46:14 The director was David Ellis.
00:46:16 - All right, I'm looking him up.
00:46:17 - And he also has directed the likes of--
00:46:22 - Don't worry, I'm gonna--
00:46:23 - Go back up, what's he known for?
00:46:25 Go back up.
00:46:26 - He's known for--
00:46:27 - Known for Matrix Reloaded.
00:46:29 Oh, he was a second unit.
00:46:30 Shark Night, Cellular, Snakes on a Plane.
00:46:33 He was a director of Snakes on a Plane.
00:46:34 - Okay, so he does Snakes on a Plane
00:46:36 was like schlocky B-movie entertainment.
00:46:38 Cellular wasn't too bad.
00:46:40 Have you seen Cellular?
00:46:40 - No, what is it?
00:46:41 - It's the one with Chris Evans
00:46:43 and he's trying to save Kim Basinger.
00:46:45 She's been kidnapped by Jason Statham.
00:46:47 Okay, so where's his like directing credits?
00:46:51 Okay, mainly did stunt work.
00:46:52 - I will click on the directing.
00:46:54 - That's kind of disappointing.
00:46:55 I mean, he's mainly done stunt work.
00:46:57 - Click on the top, yeah.
00:46:58 - And then--
00:46:59 - Asylum.
00:47:01 - Okay.
00:47:02 He did Snakes on a Plane before this.
00:47:05 - I told you that.
00:47:07 - He directed Final Destination 2?
00:47:10 - Really?
00:47:12 - No shit.
00:47:14 That is shocking.
00:47:16 - What was the budget for this one?
00:47:20 - Even though there was like more,
00:47:22 it seemed like it might have been a bigger budget,
00:47:24 the budget seemed so tiny during some parts.
00:47:27 And that's where it's so quick,
00:47:29 like we'd hit somebody with a car and then done.
00:47:31 - All right, type in the Final Destination
00:47:35 production budget.
00:47:39 All right, all right, you got it.
00:47:40 - Okay.
00:47:43 - 20, no, that's the gross.
00:47:46 Okay, here we go.
00:47:47 By $40 million.
00:47:49 - That was fun, that was $40 million.
00:47:51 I could see it with the 3D and all that stuff.
00:47:53 Yeah, man, yeah.
00:47:55 Wow, they got the director of the second one
00:47:58 and this is what turned out.
00:48:00 - That's shocking, that's truly shocking.
00:48:02 - What went wrong?
00:48:03 - I have some research to do.
00:48:04 - What went wrong with this movie?
00:48:07 - Okay, hold on.
00:48:09 I need to do this.
00:48:10 Oh, I told you what she was in.
00:48:13 She was in One Tree Hill and she was very good in that.
00:48:15 The Flash, yep, I was right on about that.
00:48:17 I'm a brilliant, brilliant person.
00:48:19 Now I need to know about, okay, this other dude.
00:48:23 What did he do afterwards?
00:48:25 - Bobby Campo?
00:48:26 - That's the guy that, okay.
00:48:28 - He was in Legally Blonde.
00:48:30 - Okay, so he didn't work much after this movie
00:48:32 as you kind of predicted, which is interesting.
00:48:37 I really don't feel like this was his fault, but okay.
00:48:40 And then--
00:48:41 - No, no, no, there's a lot wrong with this.
00:48:42 - And then Michael T. Williamson, I know from what?
00:48:47 - He's done like a billion things.
00:48:48 - Yeah, I know, I know, but I just saw--
00:48:49 - He's a prolific actor.
00:48:50 - Yeah, for sure.
00:48:51 I just know that I saw him in something recently
00:48:53 that he was very good in.
00:48:55 - Oh, Species 2?
00:48:56 - No.
00:48:57 - Free Willy?
00:48:58 - No, none of those.
00:49:00 Oh, Fences, yeah.
00:49:02 Okay, all these things.
00:49:07 Yeah, okay, I've seen him in like a thousand,
00:49:09 a thousand things.
00:49:11 - Yep.
00:49:12 - Good talk.
00:49:13 - Yeah, good talk, good commentary.
00:49:14 - Really good.
00:49:16 - Well, you told me to do this and this,
00:49:18 so I'm doing this and this.
00:49:18 - Did I say for you to do this?
00:49:20 - No, you told me to do this.
00:49:21 - Yeah.
00:49:22 - I feel like it's a one person job.
00:49:24 - Don't blame me, this is why women are written mad
00:49:26 in these Final Destination movies.
00:49:27 - Who's the mad one?
00:49:28 - 'Cause of this attitude.
00:49:29 Well, I'm just mad because you got mad first.
00:49:31 - Oh, that makes sense.
00:49:33 - Yeah.
00:49:34 - Okay, let me ask you this question,
00:49:35 and I want you to try to answer it
00:49:36 as non-sarcastically as you possibly can.
00:49:39 - I can do that!
00:49:40 - Word.
00:49:43 What did you like about this movie?
00:49:45 - I liked the car wash scene.
00:49:48 - Because it was hot?
00:49:49 - Yeah, yeah.
00:49:51 Way to keep up the non-sarcasticness of the set.
00:49:54 - Con air.
00:49:57 - Con air, yes, using con air.
00:49:59 I liked the car wash scene.
00:50:00 I liked the scene where actress you claim is amazing dies
00:50:05 in the elevator, in the escalator.
00:50:06 - Chantel, but I'm telling you,
00:50:08 she changed her last name.
00:50:09 - I mean, maybe she got married and changed her last name.
00:50:14 - Yeah, I think so.
00:50:15 - And we need like a thing here,
00:50:18 so that way we can just pull it out
00:50:20 and get the full resource.
00:50:22 - She didn't change her last name.
00:50:23 It's still Dan Santin,
00:50:25 but I don't remember that being the case.
00:50:27 - She's still attractive?
00:50:28 - Yeah, she's really cute.
00:50:30 - Still attractive.
00:50:32 - For sure.
00:50:34 She's very good, I'm telling you.
00:50:35 - She's in "The Boys"!
00:50:36 - Yeah.
00:50:37 - She's Butcher's wife.
00:50:40 - Yeah, she's the mom.
00:50:41 - But she is a great actress.
00:50:43 - Yeah, she is.
00:50:45 - I'm telling you, I've seen her in a bajillion things.
00:50:47 She's super solid.
00:50:49 - Oh my God, yeah, no, I thought she was great in that show.
00:50:52 - Yeah, that's why I'm saying--
00:50:52 - I really cared about her character a lot.
00:50:55 - I really feel like we cannot judge any of these actors
00:50:58 based on this because--
00:50:59 - Okay, no, you're right, you're right.
00:51:01 - She's really good.
00:51:01 - And she was in "The Flash."
00:51:03 - Yeah, she's very good.
00:51:05 - Okay.
00:51:06 - I feel bad for her because in this,
00:51:08 she genuinely doesn't seem like she knows what she's doing,
00:51:11 but that's gotta be the director
00:51:12 or the dialogue.
00:51:14 - Just type in, okay, hold on,
00:51:17 let's go to the trivia here in "The Final Destination."
00:51:19 - I gotta know the name of the blonde dude
00:51:20 'cause I know him too, okay.
00:51:21 - Nick Xano?
00:51:22 - Yeah, click on him, what is he in?
00:51:23 Is it "9 to 2 in O" or what's his,
00:51:25 I've seen him in something.
00:51:26 DC's "Legend of Tomorrow," he's Nate Haywood.
00:51:33 No, of course he's Nate Haywood.
00:51:36 That was so stupid of me.
00:51:38 I told you, all the CW people, which makes sense
00:51:40 because David Rapp broadcasts this.
00:51:41 He does all the CW shows.
00:51:43 - Yeah, well, maybe we shouldn't be so insulting then.
00:51:47 - Krista Allen is the one that you recognize.
00:51:50 - Krista Allen, her character is literally MILF.
00:51:53 - Yeah, and she is, she's a total MILF.
00:51:57 - She's a standup comic?
00:51:58 - "Anger Management," "Baywatch."
00:52:00 - She was in an episode of "Friends," I guarantee it,
00:52:03 and the fact that you can't recall this.
00:52:04 - No, I think you're right, but I can't remember exactly,
00:52:07 wait, wait, you missed it.
00:52:09 - Where?
00:52:10 She was in "Anger Management."
00:52:11 - Oh, no, it's at Feast.
00:52:13 - Okay, Control-F.
00:52:14 - Yeah, I got you.
00:52:16 - I wish you guys could see what we're trying to do here.
00:52:19 - Did I type?
00:52:20 I can't see anything.
00:52:21 - No, delete, you put "Friend."
00:52:23 Just leave it there.
00:52:26 All right, hit Enter.
00:52:29 - Yeah! - Yeah, Mabel!
00:52:32 Okay, so what's the episode, the one where what?
00:52:34 - It was the one where him, remember what the--
00:52:37 - The one where Joey dates Rachel, yeah, you're right.
00:52:39 - Yes, I was gonna tell you that, yeah.
00:52:40 - Yeah, I know exactly what you're talking about,
00:52:43 but she doesn't look the same.
00:52:44 I mean, I guess she's younger there.
00:52:46 - He goes on a, I mean, it's only been a few years,
00:52:48 unless you're saying something about women
00:52:50 just age significantly within a few years.
00:52:52 That's kind of mean and sexist, Roxy.
00:52:54 Women get better as they get older.
00:52:57 - I couldn't even say that with a straight face.
00:53:01 Jesus.
00:53:03 - Everybody knows that men are like a fine wine
00:53:05 and women are like dumpster trucks.
00:53:08 - That is just not a hint of sincerity there, people.
00:53:11 - Okay, wait, going back, can you, let's rewind.
00:53:14 Let's go back to the things you liked about this movie.
00:53:19 - I liked the 3D, it really popped.
00:53:21 - Did you like any character?
00:53:23 - God, no, they were all awful.
00:53:24 - The characters were tough in this one.
00:53:26 - Tough, what, what?
00:53:28 - What do you mean tough?
00:53:29 You like they were like strong?
00:53:31 - No, no, it was like, oh man, that was tough.
00:53:34 Tough and rough. - Oh, oh, I thought
00:53:35 you were like, these were all strong characters.
00:53:38 - No, they were tough to like, you know?
00:53:40 Like they really-- - Oh no, they were terrible.
00:53:43 - Michael T. Williamson's character
00:53:44 was the most easy to like.
00:53:46 - He was really trying.
00:53:48 - Yeah, yeah.
00:53:49 - He was really trying.
00:53:50 It just, and it just, it felt like just a series
00:53:54 of events just strung together with no real direction
00:53:57 as they were making this movie.
00:53:59 - Their transitions were bizarre with the flashes,
00:54:02 like of the 3D, what's happening.
00:54:05 It just felt really piecemealed.
00:54:07 - And like-- - Although I did just ask us
00:54:09 to talk about what we liked,
00:54:10 and I just was not capable of staying on that.
00:54:12 - I, at one point, said during the reaction,
00:54:15 I'm gonna focus on only the things that I liked
00:54:17 that I don't think I succeeded for even a minute.
00:54:20 But the, there's another complaint I've had
00:54:24 where I'm like, oh, I really want them
00:54:26 to kind of feel affected by when a death happens.
00:54:29 - Yes. - This is specially--
00:54:32 - Didn't. - It was like,
00:54:33 every next scene was a reset of just,
00:54:37 hey, we're back to being normal, like right away.
00:54:40 I could, I just really couldn't care.
00:54:43 - Like Blonde Boy was sucked into the pool system.
00:54:47 Guts gores come out his coin. - Yeah.
00:54:50 - And you guys were all like, it's over!
00:54:52 It was like, what, bro?
00:54:54 - That was not well done, okay.
00:54:57 I'm trying to see-- - We all know he liked head,
00:54:59 and then he ended up having no head.
00:55:01 - Yeah, and then one girl almost got her head cut off.
00:55:03 I do think the car wash scene was actually well done.
00:55:07 - What about the kids of the MILF?
00:55:09 - I think they lived.
00:55:11 - I liked the car wash scene too.
00:55:13 - The lowest rate R&D, thank God.
00:55:16 - Yeah, and then they just said this is the one
00:55:19 that Tony Todd's schedule conflicted with,
00:55:21 which is a bummer, 'cause he,
00:55:23 I do like when he's in these.
00:55:24 - Okay, look, just type-- - What are you looking at?
00:55:28 - Just type in what went wrong with Final Destination 4.
00:55:33 - Okay. - Okay.
00:55:42 - Are we going to the cesspool that is Reddit,
00:55:45 or what are you thinking here?
00:55:46 - There's gotta be like something that happened
00:55:50 with what went wrong with putting this together,
00:55:52 because, right?
00:55:54 - Yeah, I mean, was it a different,
00:55:59 was the writers different than any other movie?
00:56:02 - Okay, yeah, let's start there.
00:56:04 'Cause it is baffling.
00:56:08 - Yeah, I know, I know, I'm with you.
00:56:09 - It's truly baffling.
00:56:11 - I am with you.
00:56:12 - Of what--
00:56:13 - Yeah, we're gonna get down to the bottom of this.
00:56:14 - Okay, look, all I gotta do is go to this guy.
00:56:17 - We were just on Nate Haywood's thing,
00:56:21 we were watching Sarah Lance get married,
00:56:23 it was really beautiful.
00:56:25 - I'm sorry.
00:56:25 - Yeah, well, anyway.
00:56:26 - Yeah, like, okay, so.
00:56:28 - So, no, it's directed by the same guy
00:56:29 who directed the second one,
00:56:30 but it's written by Eric Bress and Jeffrey Reddick.
00:56:35 - Okay, Eric Bress.
00:56:36 - Okay.
00:56:37 - He wrote Final Destination 2.
00:56:39 - And he wrote the butterfly effect.
00:56:41 What?
00:56:43 - I just can't determine what happened with this film.
00:56:48 - So, the same team behind 2 did this one.
00:56:52 - That is baffling to me.
00:56:54 - There's gotta be--
00:56:55 - They had a big enough budget, they had the same team,
00:56:58 they had quality actors, I'm telling you.
00:57:00 - Yeah, I just can't get over, like,
00:57:05 I can't get over what happened here.
00:57:08 All right, there's one last section I have to check.
00:57:13 - What is it?
00:57:14 - Go to--
00:57:15 - Yourself, before you wreck yourself?
00:57:16 - No.
00:57:18 - Okay.
00:57:18 - There's no room for jokes now, Roxy.
00:57:20 - Oh.
00:57:21 - Go to Wikipedia.
00:57:22 - Oh, really?
00:57:23 - There's usually, there's like,
00:57:24 facts about the production process.
00:57:26 - Okay.
00:57:27 - Type the final destination.
00:57:29 - Okay.
00:57:31 - All right, you get an American 3D supernatural 4.
00:57:34 Development, all right.
00:57:38 - Read aloud for the kids at home.
00:57:39 - If I find something interesting, I will read aloud.
00:57:42 James Wong was on board to direct,
00:57:44 but he directed Dragon Ball Evolution?
00:57:47 Oh, man.
00:57:48 - So, that scheduling, he had to drop out.
00:57:50 - This feels like Dragon Ball Evolution.
00:57:53 - So, Ellis accepted because of the 3D.
00:57:56 - Okay, Perry said--
00:57:58 - Who's Perry?
00:57:59 - Perry, who the fuck is Perry?
00:58:01 - Craig Perry was a producer.
00:58:03 - Okay, Craig Perry, art, the producer.
00:58:05 Oh, the guy who commented, he said he wanted
00:58:06 to add depth to the film instead of just something
00:58:08 popping out at the audience every four minutes.
00:58:10 Okay, I see.
00:58:13 - Well, wouldn't that be not a good reason to do 3D?
00:58:19 - Uh, yes.
00:58:23 - I'm confused by the sentence.
00:58:26 He accepted because of 3D, for the 3D.
00:58:28 Perry said he wanted to add depth to the film
00:58:30 instead of just something popping out
00:58:32 at the audience every four minutes.
00:58:33 Can we do an interview where we get Perry on
00:58:37 to talk to us about it?
00:58:38 - Yeah, I'm like, I gotta ask you, man.
00:58:41 I just wanna know what happened with this movie.
00:58:45 Because, like--
00:58:46 - So, filming the shooting was to be done in Vancouver,
00:58:49 where the previous ones were filmed,
00:58:50 but this one was shot in New Orleans.
00:58:53 Okay, so they were working in a different location.
00:58:56 - There's nothing really here that says--
00:59:00 - When he commented on the video,
00:59:02 didn't he say there's a lot of shit that went down?
00:59:05 Or no, am I making that up?
00:59:06 - I don't know.
00:59:09 - You texted it to me, so let's read it.
00:59:12 No?
00:59:14 - Yeah, let's read it.
00:59:15 - Yeah, okay.
00:59:15 - Yeah, let's read it.
00:59:16 - This is much less a review and more of just us trying to--
00:59:19 - Getting down to an investigation.
00:59:20 - We're just trying to investigate
00:59:21 what the hell happened with this movie.
00:59:22 - All right, this is what Kirk Perry wrote to us.
00:59:24 Allegedly, I mean, I guess we don't know that it's him,
00:59:26 but he says it is.
00:59:28 This just popped up in my feed.
00:59:30 Nice, having produced all the Final Destination movies,
00:59:32 I appreciate your reaction, and in general,
00:59:34 I agree on almost all your points.
00:59:36 There was a lot of figuring this out as we went along.
00:59:39 We also reshot the ending while beefing up
00:59:41 certain elements throughout all the sequences.
00:59:43 You mentioned the budget, which was 23 million
00:59:45 back in 1999 when it was shot,
00:59:47 but the very advantageous exchange rate
00:59:50 for Canadian currency at the time we shot in Vancouver
00:59:53 brought the budget to 31 million.
00:59:54 I do hope you watch the rest of them outside of FD4.
00:59:58 I think they're all well-executed and entertaining.
01:00:01 FD5 in particular was a real return to form.
01:00:03 It may be my favorite of the bunch.
01:00:04 Thanks again for watching.
01:00:05 Okay, so he just said, I hope you watch the rest of them.
01:00:07 - Okay, so he doesn't like, he was even saying skip four.
01:00:11 - Yeah, he says outside of FD4,
01:00:13 I think they're all well-executed and entertaining.
01:00:16 - 'Cause yeah, this one, right off the bat,
01:00:20 the biggest, the problem that I have with it
01:00:22 was the buildup of the sequence of events
01:00:24 in the opening NASCAR race,
01:00:26 because it didn't, like the other ones had a very,
01:00:31 it's a very simple structure.
01:00:32 You get to know the characters beforehand,
01:00:34 you get invested, and you watch this ripple of effects,
01:00:36 and then bam, the big incident happens, right?
01:00:39 The premonition moment.
01:00:41 And here it was just like rushing through everything.
01:00:44 I'm like, I have no idea who these characters are.
01:00:46 I could care less.
01:00:47 There's no tension at all being conveyed whatsoever.
01:00:52 And then it felt bogged down in CGI gimmicks,
01:00:56 where even like the rollercoaster event in part three,
01:00:59 which must've had CGI there.
01:01:01 I mean, there were obvious parts of it that felt CGI,
01:01:03 but that even felt more tangible.
01:01:05 That even felt more real than the NASCAR stuff
01:01:08 that went down, which is just in a crowd,
01:01:12 that is on ground and not on a moving rollercoaster.
01:01:16 Like them being upside down on the rollercoaster
01:01:19 felt way more like, oh my God,
01:01:22 than anything that happened here.
01:01:23 And this is something where I felt
01:01:25 this should have been easier to capture.
01:01:27 And it just kind of kept moving at a whiplash pace without,
01:01:30 and it just felt so empty of emotion on every regard.
01:01:36 Like there was such a lackadaisical quality
01:01:39 to the way all this went down.
01:01:41 - The relationships were challenged,
01:01:43 like the lack of chemistry kind of between the friends,
01:01:46 where the two girls, Lori and whatever her name was,
01:01:49 they didn't seem to like each other that much.
01:01:52 And then the couple, the girl from the boys and her man,
01:01:57 they kept saying they liked each other.
01:02:00 She says, that's my cowboy,
01:02:02 but like, what was the dynamic there?
01:02:03 And then the guy friend of theirs that completes the four,
01:02:06 they didn't care that he died.
01:02:09 So that was challenging too.
01:02:11 Yeah, I think that this one just,
01:02:13 it missed the mark from script to execution.
01:02:16 It's hard to blame like one specific area
01:02:21 because it feels like there was a lot of holes.
01:02:24 But again, I still, Greg, I'm not just saying this
01:02:28 because we're doing this reaction, I'm not kidding you.
01:02:30 I still had an enjoyable time throughout kind of,
01:02:33 because the premise I like, and I did say at one point,
01:02:38 I'm curious what happens here.
01:02:40 - I was never curious what's gonna happen.
01:02:43 - I was, I was.
01:02:44 - You seem like you were actually intrigued at times
01:02:47 to go like, how are they gonna solve this?
01:02:49 What's like, the game was enough for you at times.
01:02:53 And for me, I kept losing interest as it kept,
01:02:58 it wasn't even so terrible, it's good.
01:03:02 You know what I mean?
01:03:03 It didn't even quite broach there where I felt
01:03:07 if it had at least done that,
01:03:09 it was just like questionably bad.
01:03:11 And it was kind of breaking my heart
01:03:13 because I thought the third one
01:03:15 might've been the best one.
01:03:16 So to go to that one.
01:03:18 - Yeah, with you, especially in retrospect,
01:03:21 in hindsight, the third one's my favorite.
01:03:22 - Yeah, yeah, that one.
01:03:23 - Well, maybe the fifth one though.
01:03:25 Like, what do you think,
01:03:26 obviously they can do differently than this,
01:03:28 but what are you hoping to see?
01:03:30 Is there an opening prediction that you have?
01:03:33 Like, what kind of scenery we could be in?
01:03:37 - I mean-- - Setting, scenario?
01:03:38 - Scenery.
01:03:39 - It's a beautiful sunny day.
01:03:42 (laughing)
01:03:45 - I guess the thing I liked about it too
01:03:48 was not having any bit of familiarity with it at all.
01:03:51 I mean, I didn't really, like the,
01:03:54 I think the thumbnail for "Final Destination 3"
01:03:56 gave away the rollercoaster event, right?
01:03:59 But here, I was like,
01:04:00 I have no idea what's gonna happen whatsoever.
01:04:02 So that was fun.
01:04:03 But I don't know what the,
01:04:05 what would the fifth one be?
01:04:06 It has to be some type of crazy disaster.
01:04:07 We've done "Plane."
01:04:08 - Maybe they could be on set, right?
01:04:10 Something goes wrong on set.
01:04:11 - Like it goes that meta.
01:04:13 - And maybe, I don't know.
01:04:14 People say the fifth one's amazing,
01:04:15 so I'm looking forward to that.
01:04:18 - Yeah.
01:04:18 - What are your final thoughts
01:04:21 on the "Final Destination 4?"
01:04:23 Good, good.
01:04:26 - Oh yeah, yeah, final thoughts.
01:04:29 Yeah, I think one thing they had to nail too
01:04:31 was the deaths, and they did not nail the deaths.
01:04:34 You're right about that,
01:04:35 'cause I feel like the deaths were designed
01:04:38 to have some moment that had a 3D effect
01:04:41 instead of really packing a true punch.
01:04:44 - The best death in this one was the car wash,
01:04:47 and it wasn't a death.
01:04:49 - Yeah, that had the most tangibility,
01:04:52 and like that one, you could really feel like,
01:04:55 ooh, there's something about this I can latch on to.
01:04:58 - Because it's relatable.
01:04:59 We all go through the car wash,
01:05:00 and I think that that's lacked that.
01:05:01 Like the dentist really stood out to us
01:05:03 because I've been there before,
01:05:06 you've been there before,
01:05:06 roller coaster, all that kind of stands out.
01:05:09 This was like, sometimes with the race car,
01:05:13 and the, just, I don't know, it was not as poignant.
01:05:18 - Yeah.
01:05:19 - Good, good.
01:05:20 - And the, what was the other one?
01:05:23 I like the elevator, the escalator with that.
01:05:26 - It wasn't real.
01:05:28 I still thought it looked cool.
01:05:29 I thought that was cool.
01:05:30 - Yeah, but our favorite ones
01:05:31 are the ones that didn't happen.
01:05:33 - Oh, you mean it wasn't real by,
01:05:36 it was just a premonition?
01:05:37 - Yeah.
01:05:38 - Oh, that's true.
01:05:39 And I thought they copped out with that X-ray kid at the end.
01:05:43 - Yeah, kind of, too.
01:05:44 I know what you mean.
01:05:45 - Yeah.
01:05:46 - Yeah, we see them get in that X-ray, X-ray.
01:05:49 But we did open that way.
01:05:51 Okay, well, that's Final Destination 4.
01:05:56 We're gonna do five.
01:05:57 Please be patient with me and my little schedule.
01:06:00 I'm gonna get back here as soon as I can.
01:06:02 How's that cap taste?
01:06:04 - It's not yours, right?
01:06:06 - I don't know, not anymore.
01:06:09 I think it's your bio freeze, man.
01:06:11 - No, it is my bio freeze cap.
01:06:13 - Is your tongue turning numb?
01:06:14 - Huh, no, no, no, no.
01:06:17 You want some?
01:06:18 - No, no, I just--
01:06:18 - You want some cap?
01:06:19 (laughing)
01:06:21 - Good, I'm all set with the cap.
01:06:23 Thank you guys for being here,
01:06:25 and a special thank you to somebody, right?
01:06:28 - Yeah, the man who introduced Roxy to the car wash.
01:06:33 That person deserves a shout out.
01:06:37 - Okay.
01:06:37 - Next time you see Roxy go to a car wash,
01:06:41 you make sure to get in line behind her.
01:06:42 - That would have been a good song prediction.
01:06:44 ♪ Take it to car wash day ♪
01:06:46 - That's a song?
01:06:47 - No, no, no, it's a jingle.
01:06:50 - Oh, that's it.
01:06:51 (laughing)
01:06:53 - It might be a jingle, yeah, yeah.
01:06:55 - That would have been better.
01:06:56 Okay, that's a prediction for next time.
01:06:58 - Yeah, I don't know what song you were doing.
01:06:59 - ♪ Hey, get your car washed today ♪
01:07:02 It might be the same.
01:07:04 - I don't think it's a song.
01:07:05 - We're losing steam,
01:07:07 'cause we gotta get to our final destination, bed.
01:07:10 No, I had said a special shout out,
01:07:13 'cause I was gonna give a shout out to somebody special,
01:07:16 but then you wanted to shout out the car wash lover.
01:07:19 - 'Cause that was the weirdest,
01:07:20 you said a lot of weird stuff here.
01:07:22 That was easily the weirdest.
01:07:23 - I did?
01:07:24 - You say often weird things here,
01:07:25 that is easily the weirdest thing.
01:07:26 - Me, never.
01:07:28 Who we shouting out?
01:07:30 - I think you should shout out Flev Dorn,
01:07:31 and you gotta do your Boston shout out.
01:07:33 - Let's go Flev!
01:07:34 Flev-a-Flev!
01:07:36 (laughing)
01:07:37 - Is that your Boston shout?
01:07:38 - No, it's just like Flavor Flav, but Flev-a-Flev.
01:07:41 - Nice.
01:07:41 - No, it's Wicked Fuckin' Flev.
01:07:43 It's Wicked Cool Flev.
01:07:45 - Wicked Flev.
01:07:46 - Wicked Flev F.
01:07:48 F is for footlong Franks at the,
01:07:53 at Fenway Park, just for Fenway Park,
01:07:56 honestly that was just for Fenway.
01:07:58 L is for the long trip that it takes
01:08:03 to get back to Boston from LA, it's very long,
01:08:09 and I'll be making it soon.
01:08:12 E is for extraordinary,
01:08:15 the whole city is just extraordinary, babe.
01:08:19 V is for vagina.
01:08:23 - Good job, good job, Doug Asley.
01:08:25 - It's the best poon in all the land, let's go.
01:08:29 Go Boston, go Flev, that's what I'm talking about.
01:08:33 Go Sox, go Flev.
01:08:35 - Do you need to do the face when you do the Boston accent?
01:08:37 - Yeah, you gotta, 'cause this is the way that it is,
01:08:40 you know?
01:08:41 - This is how everyone in Boston looks.
01:08:42 - No, 'cause there's like a cute Boston accent too.
01:08:46 - What is it?
01:08:47 - It doesn't exist.
01:08:49 (laughing)
01:08:52 - I always read it on the list of the ugliest accents,
01:08:54 and I'm like, I can't deny it, that is right.
01:08:57 Flev, thanks for being a patron, man,
01:08:59 and thanks for darning it up with us.
01:09:02 Name?
01:09:05 - Yeah, I'm ready to--
01:09:06 - Yeah, you're ready to go, oh my God,
01:09:07 you just yawned.com?
01:09:09 - Yeah, I did, I'm ready, I have a link,
01:09:11 you gotta pack.
01:09:12 - Yeah, okay, yeah, my final destination has come,
01:09:15 and so is yours to an end.
01:09:17 We will see you guys for the fifth one at some point,
01:09:19 until then, like, comment, subscribe,
01:09:22 all that good good, thanks for sitting through
01:09:24 this one with us, and we'll see you next time.
01:09:26 (gentle music)
01:09:28 (upbeat music)