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00:00 I tell ya, Bucky, it's been dead around here lately.
00:09 I hear that, boss.
00:10 I'm itching to shoot someone.
00:11 It's all these damn punk kids that come up here.
00:14 I'd like to turn this place into another fucking NOM.
00:16 To my boy, Chris.
00:19 And apparently my new lover.
00:23 May this night remind you of everything that will be waiting for you when you come back.
00:29 I'll turn the desert into a fucking glass.
00:32 It's impolite to not offer lemonade.
00:35 (laughing)
00:40 What happened?
00:41 Krista, we can't find her.
00:42 What?
00:43 We can't find my sister.
00:44 Soon you'll have me to kill you.
00:46 (crying)
00:51 Would you hurry up, son?
00:53 The night is fleeting.
00:55 Be a movie hero.
00:58 (whispering)
01:07 (screaming)
01:15 What do we have here?
01:17 A little rat.
01:19 (screaming)
01:25 Shit, shit, shit, shit!
01:27 This is so fucked up.
01:28 Where could Krista be?
01:29 I don't know.
01:30 Anything can happen in the woods.
01:31 If you see any fucked up shit, fuck that shit up.
01:34 We're all dead, Harold.
01:36 And we're all on a path to hell.
01:38 Some of us just walk a little slower than others.
01:41 And some of us just need a little push.
01:43 (spits)
01:49 You should know that, boss.
01:51 I'm the Big Bad Wolf.
01:53 (music)
02:03 [MUSIC]

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